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Three weeks have passed.
"Lying Championship" is now in the finals.
But before that...
Judge Yokoyama's "Eyesight Analysis".
The topic is "Emergency Dumplings".
Emergency Dumplings
Three shops have prepared.
In addition to the two famous "Osho" chains.
In front of this recording location...
We have prepared "Sekkomon"'s dumplings.
"Osho" is in Kyoto.
We eat it a lot.
So you are most familiar with "Osho"?
That's right.
But in "Osaka Osho"...
There is also "Nira Garlic No".
Which one have you chosen?
I don't know.
I think "Osaka Osho" and "Dumplings Osho" are one of them.
I think "Osaka Osho" is this one.
Are you sure?
Are you sure you want to eat it?
It would be great if you got it right.
I think "Sekkomon" is this one.
"Sekkomon"?
You are very confident, aren't you?
I think so.
Yokoyama, you are very confident, aren't you?
This is a simple noun.
A simple one?
Yes, I think so.
Next, "Garlic No." is the second one we meet for the first time.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
Is that so?
The last one is "sama," who predicted that her hometown is Gyoza-no-osho, where she was born in Kyoto.
Yes, yes, yes.
I think it's "Garlic No."
Can you tell me about it?
Is it likely?
Yes, it's likely.
I've decided.
Is it already?
Yes.
Well, let's hear Yokaima's prediction.
Yes, please.
The first one is "Osaka-osho."
Osaka-osho.
The second one is "Sekkomon."
Sekkomon.
The third one is "Gyoza-no-osho."
It's just as it looks.
I see.
She told us with a smile.
Is Yokaima's Gyoza-lover real?
Let me tell you.
The first one is...
Gyoza-no-osho.
Yokaima.
Isn't that "Osaka-osho" now?
Do you want to hear the third one?
Yes, let's hear the third one.
Hey, hey, what was that earthquake?
This is...
No way!
Wait a minute!
Yokoyama-san!
No way!
So, #2 is...
No way!
Osaka Ocean.
No way!
But can I say something about this?
As I said, it depends on the tempo.
What?
Really!
No, no, no.
#2 is...
Nice to meet you!
No way!
Director Zeng Suu's stupidity has been discovered!
Finally...
Yes.
For real...
Yes.
Definitely...
Yes.
It's not for real yet!
Yes!
For real is just beginning!
Unpredictable quality guaranteed!
Perfect aftercare!
National idol mass-produced factory!
REMORSE TV!
SEASON 33!
REMORSE TV!
Now, AKB48 "GUN" league is finally for real!
Yeah! Yeah!
Yes!
The final match is a strong match only for Bechary.
Six finalists will reveal their true lies in this episode.
The one who deceives two of their predecessors with lies will become the first lie queen.
The second theme is "My Pride".
Yeah!
The member who will talk about it is...this member!
Please!
Wow!
Good job!
Unexpected!
Oh my god!
When did it start?
Top batter Shinozaki's boastful stories are...
First of all, do you know Mr. Inotadataka?
I know Mr. Inotadataka.
Ms. Hitchy!
What?
No way!
Let's not talk about it.
Yeah!
Let's not talk about it.
Mr. Inotadataka is an amazing person who made a map of Japan.
He must have walked a lot.
It's about my ancestors.
My grandfather was the one who pushed the map maker of Inotadataka.
He was about 26 years old at that time.
I think his name is "Yodasou".
No, no, no!
He pushed Inotadataka for only five years.
That's right.
Even now, I have a draft at home.
It's really amazing.
Even though it's old, I can tell what's left of the draft with a pencil.
My ancestors and my grandfather always told me to run away with it when something happened.
That's my boast.
Wow!
Ms. Yukirisato and Ms. Kama, how was it?
It seems like it's really true.
Oh my god!
There was a part that I was suspicious of.
Mr. Inotadataka is a very old person, isn't he?
Yes, he is.
Was it a pencil at that time?
Yes, it's very thin.
It's much thinner than it is now.
It's not a pencil, but it's something you write only with your heart.
You don't have a pencil, do you?
It's solid.
You only write with your heart, don't you?
That's right.
You don't have a pencil.
I don't know what you're talking about, so I don't know.
Where do you decorate your house?
On the first floor, there is a shelf with expensive antiques.
What else do you have besides antiques?
Dishes and cups, for example.
Cups and other broken things.
I often use this demoth for the first time.
That's right.
The opponent is a big senior. It won't be like the preliminary round.
But everyone has said it before.
I don't use demoth for the first time.
Next, we will talk about a lie episode.
Good morning.
You are quite mature.
You are a human being.
She is also full of enthusiasm.
She is coming out for the first time in her life.
When I was in nursery school,
I was in a chicks' group.
Chicks, ducks...what was it?
Chicks, ducks...oh, chickens!
There were chickens.
Chicks, ducks, ducks...
Eggs, eggs and coffee.
There was a teacher in charge of chicks' group, Mr. Uchiyama.
I think she was in her 20s.
She told me that I was good at singing.
I wanted to be a singer.
That's when I started aiming for being a singer.
I've never heard of you aiming for being a singer.
Singer?
Singer...
It's impossible for a nursery school teacher and a 20-year-old man...
That's right.
That first love ended for now.
According to what I heard,
when I was in love,
I had a first brother.
That brother and his classmate
were in love with that teacher at the same time as me.
I gave up at the same time as I graduated,
but that boy didn't change in his hometown.
He kept thinking about her and kept attacking her.
When he was old enough to get married, he got married.
Wow!
It's like a confession.
When I hear that story,
if I kept attacking her,
I wonder if I was the one getting married at that time.
But if you think about it calmly,
I thought it was dangerous for a child to be attacked.
My first love ended.
May I ask you a question?
Yes.
What's your name?
Mr. Uchiyama.
I don't know your name.
You don't know my name?
I don't know your name.
I'm Ryoji.
Oh, I see.
I thought I'd just give you my fake name.
Ouch!
Are you okay?
In kindergarten and kindergarten, don't you call your teacher by his first name?
We do.
We call him "somehow teacher" or "snow teacher".
Oh, I see.
He's a boy, so I thought he wouldn't call his first name.
That's right.
It was strange.
In the light of their strict eyes, the next appearance is...
Oh, it's coming out!
Hi, I'm Aka Maeda of Team Okabe.
What is Maeda's "lie failure group"?
I made my news debut due to my failure.
- News debut? - Yes.
Do you know "bangpaku"?
- "bangpaku"? - Yes.
When I was living in China in 2010, there was "shanghai bangpaku".
In Japan, 30 elementary school students will be selected and they will dance "yusa koi".
- So, I was selected for "yusa koi". - Wow!
- Yes, and "bangkoku" itself... - Huh?
- It's not "bangkoku", what was it? - "bangpaku"!
"bangpaku" itself is not often held nearby.
So, the day before "bangpaku" dance, I told my dad that I wanted to go see the place where they dance.
So, I went to see it with my dad.
And then, just by looking at the Japanese pavilion, we stood in line for about eight hours.
Moreover, it was August, so I got heatstroke that day.
So, I got heatstroke again the next day.
I was already tired and dizzy, but I went and danced as hard as I could.
But I still felt sick and dizzy, so I danced as hard as I could.
I danced as hard as I could, but I collapsed after dancing hard.
But I was taken to an ambulance.
And then, the next day, I was told in the news that I was taken by a tank in a place like "shanghai bangpaku" where I got heatstroke.
- Wow! - I reviewed it in the news.
- I see. - Yes.
Thank you very much.
- Were you in China? - I lived in China for three and a half years.
- You lived in China, but you went to various places, didn't you? - Yes, I did.
- If you were carried in a tanker, you would probably be lying down next to it, but would you get on it because you were on the news afterwards?
- After the dancing scene, this girl was dancing like a ball.
- She was dancing like a ball. - I see.
- She wasn't only dancing in the tanker scene. - I see.
- Thank you for your story. - Thank you for your story.
- However... - I haven't been able to say anything about staying up all night.
- Staying up all night? - Staying up all night?
- I'm a little worried about that. - I'm a little worried about that.
- If you're worried about one thing, you'll think it's all a lie.
- Because it's all a lie.
- Oh, Mocharin!
- Yes, I'm going to talk about summer memories now.
- What are Mocharin's summer memories that improved her memory?
- I lived in a place called Taichung in Taiwan from the age of 3 to 18.
- I've moved once in Taichung.
- When I was in the fourth grade of elementary school,
because of my parents' dad's pension,
I said goodbye to my friends because I was lonely and didn't have the courage to say goodbye.
But I said goodbye to them because we were close.
And they said they would hold a farewell party for me.
On the day before I moved, there was a festival.
We talked about making last memories together.
We were looking forward to it.
We waited for about an hour and a half.
But they didn't come at all.
In the end, one of them, my sister, came.
The three of us promised to stay together forever.
I didn't want to see her because I was lonely and didn't know how to protect her.
I went home crying.
It's a sad memory.
But the next day, I was knocked on the door in the morning.
A girl came to me and said, "I'm sorry about yesterday."
She took me to the sea.
When I got there, everyone in my class went there.
Even though only two of us told them.
Everyone went there.
On the beach, there was a word "iifanponshun".
In Japanese, it's "junpumantan".
"Junpumantan".
It means "good luck".
Please stay friends with me from now on.
I didn't know it was like that.
Junpumantan
In a dramatic episode, the two of them...
When my friends didn't come, I kept waiting for them.
I kept waiting for them.
I thought about going home.
I kept waiting for them.
I didn't have a phone call.
I didn't know what to do if they suddenly came.
I hope it's not wrong.
That's what happens when you don't have a phone call.
Thank you very much, Machari.
Thank you very much.
Your eyes were shining.
They were straighter than the previous three.
Hey!
Stop it!
Ayana's pencil was gradually...
I don't know.
I don't know yet.
Ayana's...
Ayana's pencil was gradually...
You only said "pencil."
I didn't say "pen."
If you said "pen," it would have been "pencil."
There are only two people left in the finals. Next, let's talk about a lie episode.
Yes, I'm Ruto Mori. Thank you for having me.
What is the episode that Ruto raised her hands for?
It's about October of last year, and at that time, everyone does cosplay and members on Halloween, right?
So I thought I'd do it too. I've loved Pokemon since I was little.
So I thought I'd cosplay as a Pokemon trainer.
Satoshi?
Yes, that's right. I thought I'd be Satoshi.
I thought it would be nice if I could get the hearts of the fans.
You came to make us laugh, didn't you?
Get it!
I thought it was cool.
It looks like you're going to do it.
It's annoying to go to the venue and change, so I went directly to the venue with the costume I had prepared.
I also put a Pikachu on my shoulder and wore a coat from above.
Don't say it yet.
A while ago, an NG came out and I was like, "What?"
But I didn't have a costume, so I was arguing about what I should do.
A person from Hagashi came and said, "I'll lend you my jacket, shirt and tie, so please use it."
That's kind of you!
He was very kind and I thought I should obey his words and wore that costume.
So I came out to shake hands with a person from Hagashi as a cosplay.
Don't make me laugh!
It's funny to talk about it in person.
That's a great memory for me.
The most memorable thing for me was...
I was trying to imitate the person who took it off, and I was more careful about the structure and speech of the person who took it off than usual.
I felt like I was guiding the fans more carefully than I was guiding the members, and I was always supported by the person who took it off.
It was an unforgettable handshake that I was filled with gratitude.
I'm glad you brought it up at the end.
As expected, Kirinaru is...
Are you going to wear a satoshi as it is?
I don't wear a hat or anything like that, but I can wear jeans underneath and something like that on top of it.
It's a little painful, but did you manage to deceive me?
Do you wear a satoshi?
I'll wear it twice.
Twice?
I'll change my clothes.
Tom will definitely stop you, right?
Tom will definitely get angry.
But I don't think he's serious about it.
I think he is.
I'm weird, you know.
The last liar and finalist is...
Oh, hello!
She's cute.
What is the red lie of Minagaki's family?
I've been telling lies since I was in junior high school.
I loved AKB. But I couldn't say it to my parents because I was embarrassed to say I wanted to be like that.
And after that, in 2014...
2014?
What?
There was a story about it! What should I do?
In 2014...
Is it the real year?
Oh, it's the real year.
In 2014, there was an adult AKB audition.
Oh, in Mali.
I couldn't do it myself, but when my mom did it for me...
I was able to be with my favorite members, and I thought it was amazing.
Oh!
I was over 30 years old.
She asked me to do it.
And after a while, when I came back from school...
She said, "Kaho-chan, this is bad."
I said, "What?"
She said, "I passed."
You passed?!
I thought it was amazing, and I passed the primary screening.
That's amazing.
She asked me and I went to the secondary screening.
I thought I might fail there, but I passed.
And in the third screening...
I think it was Yokohama or somewhere...
I really wanted it to happen, so I went with her.
And it was my first time in Tokyo...
Oh, no. It was my first time in Yokohama...
It was fun. And...
What are you doing?!
It was fun.
I thought it was over, but I passed.
I failed at the end.
I was a little shocked.
I failed...
And two years later, in 2016...
There was a 16th generation audition.
And at that time...
I was already holding my cell phone...
I secretly...
What are you saying?
Then I passed...
I was trying to make my mom do it...
But I did it myself.
It was a happy story.
Thank you.
She was happy in many ways.
The primary screening was Yokohama, right?
Yes, Yokohama.
Where did you do it?
The primary screening?
Tokyo.
Tokyo, right?
I did it in Tokyo, too.
Have you done Yokohama before?
Oh, you're right.
You're right.
That's new.
You're right.
Isn't it too powerful?
Is it true?
No, it's a lie.
The finalists' six lies have all ended.
You're all pretty good.
If you didn't say "you're lying" to five people...
I think you'd be able to believe it all.
I think you set it up properly.
There's nothing you can't answer in a question.
Except for Kaori.
Kaori was funny.
It's true.
It's not easy to answer.
Finally, the result of their fate will be announced.
Were you nervous?
Oh, I see.
I've never talked properly with Yokoyama-san and Kashiwagi-san in the first place.
What are you talking about?
I don't like this kind of thing.
I'm going to write a lot of notes.
The one who deceived their seniors and became the first lie-teller queen is...
Is it me?
Are you all right?
Yes.
Please answer.
One, two...
Macharin!
Please.
I thought Macharin-san's episode was true.
They matched, didn't they?
Yes, these two matched.
I see.
There was no question mark.
I just asked you a question.
I know.
Were you nervous?
Only Macharin said, "Yes."
She confirmed it.
Is it the final answer?
Yes.
Who is it?
It's the final answer.
Is it the final answer?
Yes.
All right.
Congratulations!
The winner of the lie-teller competition is Macharin-san!
Congratulations!
Everyone, please come in.
Wow, there's a lot of people!
There's a lot of members who look like they're going to fail.
Actually, we're doing a project called "AKB48 Liar Contest".
The two judges of this final round were doing it for us.
"Eye power king" is a complete lie!
What?!
What was that dumpling?!
Give it back!
All of the episodes we just talked about are all lies.
What?!
I thought you were going to say something like that.
On the contrary, I'd like to know what's a lie.
It's true that I lived in the city from the age of 3 to 18.
Everything else is a lie.
Everything is a lie!
I'm sorry! I've never lived in the city!
I've always lived in the city!
I'm worried about my future activities.
No, no, no!
As promised, it's a reward!
It's definitely not a good reward!
Please open the presents!
Wow!
Since you lied so passionately, we'll give you Pinocchio's nose as a present!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
Congratulations!
Please put your nose on it and say a word of joy!
Please!
I lied!
See you again in Season 34!