AISubs v3.5
FAMILY THEATRE
One month, one day.
Again, nothing is known.
The little sheep gathered in a meeting room are these ten people.
- I wonder what it is. - I wonder what it is.
- What is it? - The house is a mess.
- What is it? - You're all together in the house and in the office.
- Right? - Isn't it rare?
Come home early and join us.
- No! - No!
- What is it? - Is there something between you two?
- What is it? - What is it?
Ask that man for details.
The next scene will be like a heroine's emotion.
Three, two, one, action!
Cut! Cut! Cut! Why isn't anyone crying?!
You're both so dramatic, actresses!
What do you mean?
You girls want to be famous as actresses one day, right?!
That's right! You girls want to be famous as actresses one day, right?!
Look! Your name is written on it!
What were you girls called?!
Hirose.
Hirose and Alice.
That's right! Sasuki Midori and Tomatsu Midori!
You girls are so sexy and I want you girls so bad!
I like educated people like you!
What are you saying?!
But you know, it's a risk every time!
Do you hear me?!
What you girls need to become actresses is acting skills!
That's right! This time we've prepared a song that will show you girls' acting skills!
And the song is...
First AKB48 Uzotsuki Championship!
Yes, applause!
What is it?!
And so, this time we'll be holding the Uzotsuki Championship!
What kind of people are Uzotsuki?!
They're people who are good at lying, right?!
Being good at lying means being good at acting!
Right?! In other words, the better you lie, the more talent you have in acting!
And so, from now on, you girls will lie and decide who will be No. 1!
This job is for MCs and listeners!
Everyone, do your best!
That's amazing! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
But it seems like K's members are strong.
We don't usually lie!
We don't lie in terms of acting!
We don't lie!
You're lying every day! Shut up!
Who's the MC?
I'm sure there's an MC.
And so...
Everyone!
Thank you for stopping by!
Some people liked it and some didn't.
The MC is Taguchi Matamoya.
I'd like to explain the rules of this project.
This time, we've prepared a challenge where you compete for how good you are at lying.
The challenge is...
Trying to deceive the AKB members.
It's a little prank project!
The participants will...
In front of the two judges...
Show off all of their lies to match the theme.
The judges...
Will participate in this quiz project where they'll see just one person's reaction or speech.
But in reality...
All of the participants are liars.
In other words...
The judges have chosen one person...
Who is a very good liar.
There will be two groups in the preliminaries.
The finalists will be...
Three people each with a total of six people.
Among the winners...
We've prepared a special reward for you.
Who is the first ever queen of lies?
The quality of her lies is guaranteed.
Her aftercare is also perfect.
National idol mass-produced factory.
Nemo's TV. Season 33!
Who is the first liar?
Trying to deceive the AKB members.
First up in Group A is...
If you're an idol...
You should be able to see through lies!
A.K.A. B-48, Rikiyo Gan!
Yay!
The judges are two young people.
It's an eye-opening experience for those who haven't read the book yet.
They will explain the rules of the fake quiz program so that you won't be deceived by them.
There's only one person who's actually reacting and posting.
If you can see through three questions in a row...
You will win...
High-class...
Grilled meat!
All-you-can-eat game!
I'm sure you won't get it.
The final battle is set.
Now, the preliminaries will begin!
Out of the five of you...
Who looks like the best eater?
I think Rei-chan is...
No!
That's scary!
Rei-chan is a good eater.
Let's start with A.K.A. B-48, Rikiyo Gan!
Question one!
Who is actually tickled?
Yay!
Five people hide their tongues from their necks and tickle in turn.
All of them show a fake reaction as if they were being tickled.
The judges will choose one person who they think is actually being tickled...
And if the member they tricked with a lie makes it past the preliminaries...
Well, first of all...
I'd like to tickle Ayanan.
No!
The top batter is Shirozaki.
No!
Wait, this is bad! This is really bad!
Seriously, stop it!
No!
You really don't like me, do you?
Hey, no!
No!
This is bad!
I want to laugh at myself for doing this!
Ayanan, you're out!
It's long, 15 seconds!
Next up, Nishika!
Start!
Look at Ayanan's face!
She's definitely lying!
OK, tickling time is over!
Rei-chan, how was it?
It tickled me. It tickled me too much.
It tickled me so much!
The third one is the self-proclaimed winner candidate Maeda!
Start!
She's definitely good!
Her ability is...
Wait!
No!
Wait! Not there!
Really! No way!
OK, tickling time is over!
How was it, Maeda?
It tickled me!
But she's good!
She's good!
As expected of her!
The fourth one is Mogi!
What kind of acting will she show us?
Tickling time...
Start!
I'm really strong! What should I do?
I can't stand it!
What should I do?
I'm really strong!
I'm sorry!
It's not my fault!
I'm really strong at tickling!
The last one is Kawamoto!
Tickling time...
Start!
I can't do it!
She's cute!
It's over!
How was it?
We haven't been tickled so much at this age, haven't we?
That's right!
It's been a while since I've endured it.
How did you two feel now?
I think Ayaka and Mogi are really tickled.
I think it's Saya.
Really?
What do you call it?
It's like a land.
I can't express it now, but it's like a land.
I didn't think it would be reflected.
I see.
What about me?
Really?
Who was tricked by a lie?
There is only one person who has been tickled.
Who is it?
It's Ayaka!
The one who was chosen is Maeda!
What did you think?
Her face got a little higher.
She looks embarrassed.
I see.
Now, Maeda's preliminary breakthrough is decided.
However, in order to continue deceiving the judges,
they will also announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is, of course, Maeda.
It's a lie!
Well, Maeda-san was overlooked, so Maeda-san, please leave the room!
With a brilliant lie, the members who passed the preliminaries leave the room.
Maeda advances to the final and is in first place!
You passed the preliminaries successfully.
Yes!
How do you feel?
I'm simply happy!
Since I passed the first preliminary round, I will do my best to be in first place in the final!
Now, with four people other than Maeda who were overlooked, I would like to move on to the second question.
The second question is...
Who really received a treasure from a famous person?
The four of you will be shown a lie that you received a treasure from a famous person.
The members who made the judges think only one of you is true will advance to the preliminaries.
What did you think of from this angle?
I thought of something like...
Getting an award from Getters-san.
Isn't it scary?
It's scary, isn't it?
What is the lie that the four of you received in your minds?
Yes!
So...
What kind of treasures do you have?
Let's introduce them one by one!
First of all, let's start with Saya-san!
Yes! I have...
Ta-dah!
A treasure towel!
Not recently, but a while ago...
I lived in the countryside of Hokkaido.
I graduated from junior high school and came to Tokyo.
Until I graduated...
I went to a dance school?
It wasn't really a dance school...
It was like a circle...
I went to a small dance class...
And then...
Oizumi Yo-san was shooting in Hokkaido.
It was like going to various cities...
and we were shooting in a city with a dance circle or something like that.
That's amazing! It's like a heart!
It's like a heart!
So we came to a studio like a dance lesson studio...
and gave everyone a signed towel as a commemoration of the shooting...
and we still use that towel...
to do our best in the entertainment world.
Next, Mogi-san, please!
Ta-dah!
From Misio Kato Kuma-san, "Manneis".
Why? Why?
Four years ago, I was on the stage of Majimuri Gakuen...
and the actor who played me was...
It's Machisuka!
It's Machisuka, Mogi-san!
At that time, last week...
we gave everyone a signed "Manneis" and...
this is a little...
I honestly don't know where it is.
Maybe it's sometimes at home.
But it was the first time a famous person gave me something...
so I'm very grateful for it.
I cherish it very much.
But I think that stance is true.
That's true.
I think it's true.
Next, Rei-chan, please!
I got this as a gift from Ueshima Yuko-san.
It's a Kusaterian.
That's true.
About a year ago, in winter...
Yuko-san was making pork and said...
and after that, when I greeted her...
Yuko-san was eating it for me...
and said, "This is really delicious!"
She gave it to me and...
Yuko-san was eating it...
and I was wondering what to do...
Why did you give her food?
I thought it was funny...
Rei-chan, you're cute!
I wanted to eat it!
You're making it funny yourself!
Well...
Even now...
I still...
I still think it's a mistake.
No, no, it wasn't a mistake.
In other words...
Is it trash?
It's trash, isn't it?
No, it's not.
Lastly, Ayanan-san, please!
I got this as a photo album...
from Shiraishi Mai-san.
At the end of September...
I appeared in "Girls Award" in Laue...
At the end of September...
I appeared in "Girls Award" in Laue...
and at that time...
there was someone who was my co-star...
and the staff said, "You like Shiraishi Mai-san a lot, don't you?"
and they took the photo album with them.
and they said, "Then, shall we show you around the dressing room?"
and they gave me the photo album with their autograph.
I was really happy about it...
and I've kept it in my room...
in the most visible place.
How is it?
You were all so relaxed.
It's natural, isn't it?
I've just heard everyone's...
It's difficult.
Everyone is half-true...
That's how serious they are.
Isn't it like Rei-chan?
It's like Rei-chan who tells 100 stories.
Who did they deceive with lies?
Ayanan!
When she was talking about Ayanan, she was shining the most.
I felt like she really received it.
Therefore, I will announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is, of course...
Yes!
Shirozaki is the second one to break through the qualifying round.
Is it because of her facial expression?
You have passed the qualifying round.
It was easier than I thought.
I was able to deceive them.
Even if I go to the final round like this, I will tell a lie.
So, the final question is...
Who really has been hypnotized?
The three of you will act out a lie that you have been hypnotized by a fake hypnotist.
So, let's get started.
Hypnotist, please come in.
Wait a minute! This is bad!
So, this hypnotist is...
Mr. USO.
Nice to meet you.
This is USO.
No way!
This is bad!
I didn't know!
I didn't know about USO!
USO, what hypnotism will you use?
I will use a hypnotism that will make only one of you very sweet.
Is it possible?
The topic is...
A fake hypnotism that will make only one of you very sweet.
In order for the lie not to be exposed, the judge will wear an eye mask.
Teacher, please!
Yes, understood!
First of all, take a deep breath.
Breathe in from your nose...
Breathe out from your mouth...
Breathe in...
And here is a ball of fire.
Look at this ball of fire.
Slowly relax and take a deep breath while looking at it.
As you feel better and better...
As you feel higher and higher...
As you feel better and better...
I haven't seen it, but I feel like I have it.
Now, when I clap my hands...
The lemon will be extremely sweet.
3...
2...
1...
OK.
Now, challengers, please remove your eye masks!
Teacher, by the way...
Yes?
How is your hypnosis?
It's perfect!
Perfect!?
Now, let's start the lie hypnosis performance!
OK, first of all, Rei-chan, please!
Please eat the lemon at once!
Go for it!
I feel like I'm cheering for you.
Go for it, Rei-chan!
Rishikawa's performance is...
It's already sour!
It's sour!
It's sweet, isn't it, Rei-san?
It's delicious!
She's crying!
She's laughing!
She's like, "That's enough!"
But it's not sour, is it?
Not at all.
Can you eat one more?
No, not at all.
Then one more.
Ayashi-san is already full of soda, but will she be able to regain it?
Seriously, it's sweet.
Sweet?
It's a little sour.
Sour?
It's really good!
Ishika has done it!
Next up is Mogi-san!
Mogi-san looks delicious.
Thank you for the food!
What will Mogi's acting be like?
It's delicious!
I can eat as much as I want in real life.
Seriously, it's like an orange!
Was I the type of person who could easily get hypnotized?
Can you eat it all?
Yes.
Wow!
It's not sour at all.
It's not sour at all, but it's really good!
You're crazy!
Seriously, it's good!
The last one is Kawamoto!
What will her acting be like?
She's elegant.
Elegant!
It's sweet!
Really?
Then please eat more!
It's really sweet!
Did I go crazy?
If you don't have seeds, you can eat forever!
Wow!
She's good!
Wow!
Okay, that's it!
Thank you very much!
That's it!
Rei-chan is overwhelmingly bad at this.
What did they deceive with lies?
1, 2, 3, Mogi-sans!
Why did you choose Mogi-sans?
I was confused with Saya-san,
but I think the most realistic reaction was Mogi- sans.
Finally, we will announce the correct answer.
The correct answer is of course...
Yes!
The correct answer is...
Mr. Mogishinobu!
That's correct! Congratulations!
That's it for today's show!
The two challengers who got three questions right in a row...
will receive an AKB48 "ganriki-o" title...
and a super-expensive grilled meat for free!
There's no way we're giving you anything for free, you bastards!
We did our best!
We really did our best!
Here's a story for you two!
Actually, AKB48 "ganriki-o" is...
a complete lie!
What do you mean? Is it like a prank?
Actually, we're doing a project called "AKB48 Liar Contest"...
and you two have participated as judges!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
You don't know, do you?
I think you two have been told...
that only one of you has a real reaction.
But, in fact, you all lied!
What?! So, Ayanan's picture...
In other words, Maeda didn't get tickled...
Ayanan didn't get a treasure from a famous person...
and Mogi didn't get hypnotized...
You didn't get hypnotized?!
Hypnotism is such an ugly thing!
No, it's not!
Hypnotism is a fake proof that you haven't hypnotized anyone!
I knew it!
Continuous correct answers are also complete lies!
I'm so sad!
Of course, the products are also lies!
Thank you for your hard work today!
Thank you for your hard work!
This is terrible!
Yes, so...
The ones who made it through Group A of the preliminary round are...
Maeda Ayaka, Shinozaki Ayana, and Mogi Shinobu!
Wow!
You've become a loser of the preliminary round.
Rei-chan, what's your reason for losing?
My reason for losing?
I'm not good at choosing lies anymore.
I'm not used to it.
As expected of you, you're trying to write about food waste.
No one will believe you!
Next time on "Lying Contestants"...
Group B of the preliminary round opens!
Family Theater
Next time...
These five girls tell lies all over the place!
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- Huh? - Huh?
- Where are you going? - Where are you going?
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- I'm not lying! - I'm not lying!