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Family Theater
One month, one day...
These four little sheep were gathered this time.
Why?
Not only that...
Some of them look familiar.
Why?
Why only me?
Me...
With AKB and STU...
Why are you here?
No, it's not like that.
AKB is Emos.
But STU is doing Emos.
Emos TV.
Who are you?
Who am I?
Let's ask her when she's in trouble.
Hello! Everyone, I love you! I'm Ogi-chan!
I'm not Takeyama-san.
Oh, it's Okada! It's been a while!
It's been a while!
I love you so much, but you haven't visited me recently!
No, I haven't.
There are a lot of people you don't know!
Who is that lady over there?
Who?
It's STU48.
Are you STU48?
Yes, we are.
You look like Emos, don't you?
You guys are scary!
Hey!
Hey, that's rude!
What did you say?
That's rude of you to say that, Ogi-san!
It's like you're saying something nice.
It's rude of you to say I'm not cute like that, Ogi-san!
Isn't that rude of you?
No, no, it's rude of you!
You guys are cute!
What's with you, Ogi-san?
That's not true, Ryogi-kun.
You said you like Okada, didn't you?
But Okada is no longer with STU48.
What did you say?
He used to be a captain.
He really wants to join AKB.
No, no, it's not like that.
You don't know how I feel, do you?
Okada needs AKB.
No, no, it's not like that.
Okada doesn't belong to STU48.
AKB is here, right?
Okada is STU, right?
No, no, it's AKB, right?
Don't fight over me!
How do you feel?
Huh?
Suddenly...
Huh?
What? Stop fighting.
Don't fight over me!
If you can only choose one...
What do you think, Takeba-san?
Should we go with that?
Yeah, we have no choice but to go with that.
So...
Nemo's TV and...
Emo's TV's first collaboration project...
Which one is Okada?
This time, AKB48 and STU48 will compete against Okada.
I'm sorry.
All we have prepared is a battle of love for Okada.
In other words, the group that wins the battle is the group suitable for Okada.
Why?
So, this project is "Which one is Okada?"
Now that I think of it, I'm really curious about Okada's group.
I can't accept it if you say you like it.
First of all, Okada joined AKB48 as a 14th generation.
She gained attention as a 30-year-old woman and worked as a center in her single "Jabaja".
She has also been active on Nemoth TV.
Kobayashi-senpai, I have something to say.
Okada is an early member of STU48.
He was also a captain until recently.
You can't give up so easily!
Alright, I have no choice but to settle this black and white.
AKB fans and STU fans, I don't have any grudges against either of you.
Both of you, do your best and show us a hot battle!
Do your best!
Ok, Ui-kun.
Yes?
Would you like some food?
What do you want?
It's been a while.
Let's talk about the New Year.
Sounds good.
I don't need this cut.
I don't need it.
I've heard about today's project.
Really?
I've heard about it, but I don't know much about it.
I'm looking forward to how you'll handle it.
I'm happy.
I'm looking forward to it.
What's wrong?!
I can't stand this!
What's wrong?! You're reacting well!
Taniguchi-san, you're reacting well!
10 points!
As you know, Okappa is popular.
Are you confident of winning against both teams?
I've known her for a long time.
We've been together for 7 years.
As our captain, she always thinks about us.
Since she came to Tokyo, I'm sure she's been thinking about Seto.
Is she thinking about us?
Of course she is.
She's been thinking about us since she came to Tokyo.
What?!
What did you say?
What?!
What a song!
Okada's love is leaking out of her mouth!
As our captain, she always thinks about us.
I think all of us respect her.
I don't want AKB48 to be apart from each other.
I'm about to cry!
You don't want them to be apart from each other?
I'm about to cry!
I'm surprised!
I thought you were talking about me!
What?!
I'm surprised!
I'm about to cry!
Okada vs. Nana.
AKB48 vs. STU48.
A serious battle!
The first half is Nemoos.
The second half is Emoos.
A head-to-head match!
A 60-minute match!
Let's go!
The quality of the footage is guaranteed.
The aftercare is also perfect.
The national idol mass-produced factory.
Nemoos TV. Season 33!
The battle is between Lulaport and Toesu.
Thank you for your cooperation!
Yes, please open it up.
Here is a flag of support for both sides.
This time it's a battle with a group.
Nado is Yuiri's girlfriend.
Indeed, Murayama and Okada's relationship is famous.
Then...
Yuriri is called "wife".
But I'm "wife of Setouchi".
No, I'm not "wife" or anything like that.
But we're friends.
What's up with you?
It's like this.
That's right.
Here are the rules of the battle.
Okada and Yuriri will compete against each other in a chair battle.
The team with the most total points will win.
As a result, Okada and Yuriri will decide which group is better for them.
It's heavy! Yuriri won!
Okada-san, can you put this on for me?
Yes.
Does it fit me?
Is it okay?
It's cute!
What do you think?
It's cute!
Okada likes that cute face.
He should see it from time to time.
He will draw a portrait of himself.
A team battle will be completed with a relay of three parts.
If you stand for 30 seconds, you will have 'chance time'.
Chance time is when two people come and look at Okada's mask from below and say 'ah, I see, I usually look like this', then 30 seconds will pass.
Each team will consult and decide on the person in charge.
The one who is most confident is...
How is your outline?
My outline is... I always touch it.
You touch it?
Then let's go!
'Memories' relay, start!
There's only one minute left.
If you stand for 30 seconds, you will have 'chance time'.
I will say 'chance time'.
I forgot about Okada's presence at all.
Okada, you were there, weren't you?
Okada's outline is...
You can draw it straight towards the screen.
Chance time!
It's 'chance time'.
Look! You can't turn it! You can't turn it at all!
You can't turn it at all!
What are you doing?!
Instead of looking at it, you're trying to touch it!
You're trying to touch it!
Ah, go, go!
Go!
Now, the second person is 'nose and mouth'.
Okada-san, you just looked at it. How do you feel right now?
I'm embarrassed.
You're embarrassed?
'Chance time'!
Go!
Go! As far as you can from 'nose and mouth'!
As far as you can from 'nose and mouth'!
This is your 'chance' time! Make it count!
Now, look! You're not looking at it at all! You're not looking at it at all!
You're not looking at it at all!
Okay, time's up!
The last one is eyes and eyebrows.
Then...
Catch! Go! Last one! Last one! Last one!
That's good! Grilled chicken! Grilled chicken!
Like Torayama-san is grilling a chicken!
Takino-san, use your reach!
Go! Go! Go!
Get out! Get out! Get out!
Utara-san! Utara-san's good! Utara-san's good!
Close your eyes in the wind!
Get out! Get out! Get out! Get out!
3! 2! 1!
Time's up!
She caught it!
Okay, then...
Under this cloth...
There is a picture of Utara-san drawn by one of the members.
Whether it's cute or not...
Or if it looks like Utara-san...
That's what we want you to choose.
The picture...
Open!
It looks like this!
Wow!
Look closely!
The eyelashes...
I'm the type of person who applies a lot of mascara...
I think it's this one.
But...
This one...
The detail of the eyes...
It's accurate.
Have you decided?
I've decided!
Wow!
Okay, it looks like you've decided!
Okay, then...
To the picture you think looks like Utara-san...
Please stick out your nose!
Okay...
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Are you going to the right?!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Are you going to the left?!
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Will Utara-san choose...
It's difficult...
Which one?!
Oh!
It's decided!
AK-21!
I'm so happy!
AKB!
It's AKB!
Oh! What do you call it? If you say it in real sense, I thought it would be this one, so I had it chosen.
And I thought either of them was a very nice picture, but I was told to choose whether or not they looked alike.
I think this STU is more beautified.
No, no, it's cuter!
No way!
And with that, the AKB team is one step ahead!
The next competition is "Okada Nana Quiz"!
Now, if you like Okada-san, you should know everything about Okada-san's behavior patterns!
I'm going to give you a quiz about Okada-san's behavior from now on.
The first question will be a quiz.
Oh, scary!
Okada Nana Quiz
At the time of the shooting, Okada, who had just entered the dressing room without knowing anything, was directly attacked.
I haven't been told anything.
I'll let you know.
Today's enthusiasm is...
Today's enthusiasm?
Five, seven, five...
Five, eight, seven, five!
Please.
Well, let's see...
Here we go.
Be honest.
Eh, I'm really going to be honest with you.
Here we go.
Okada Nana
Can you do it?
Here is the question.
After the first syllable, what is the middle seven letters?
Okada Nana.
Ponyara rara rara
Can you do it?
I don't know such a thing.
It's two hours ago, but do you remember what you said?
I remember.
Do you remember?
Yes, of course.
Do you think you are a good speaker?
I'm not good at all.
You're not good at it.
I want you to give me a hint.
A hint?
The first letter is "na".
"Na"?
Okada Nana.
"Na"?
There are three "na"s.
Okada Nana.
"Na"?
Can you do it?
"Na"?
Did you get it?
He is serious.
He is thinking about it seriously.
I think he can't say what you said.
Hey, it's a TV show.
It seems like it.
You can't see it.
Su, can you hide it?
Su, it's good.
It's like a sculpture art museum.
It's good.
You wrote it, right?
Yes.
Let's see the answer of STU.
Open!
Everything is perfect.
I see.
Okada Nana's "Everything is perfect."
"Everything is perfect." Can you do it?
Nana-san is always serious and tries to do everything perfectly.
So I hope I can do my best for today's recording.
Everything is perfect.
It's eight letters.
You didn't notice it.
Can I say "Everything is perfect"?
Everything is perfect.
The answer is...
Okada Nana's "Can you do it without knowing anything?"
Can you do it without knowing anything?
Yes.
Are you confident?
Yes.
I'm confident now.
The answer is...
Okada Nana's "Can you do it without knowing anything?"
I'll say it without thinking.
Okada Nana's "Can you do it without knowing anything?"
You did it!
You did it! You did it!
I'm scared! I'm scared!
That's crazy, Hatsune.
It's like you're really Okada.
What?!
It's like a school circuit.
She was scared.
But it's okay. You're always perfect.
No, I'm not perfect!
I just watched the VTR.
How is Okada-san when she's excited?
When she's in the dressing room or at school.
I make sure she doesn't let her guard down in public.
She's so kind.
I'm always at the end of the line.
At the end of the dressing room?
But when Rona-san comes and talks to me...
I'm happy.
She sticks to the wall and runs away when I get close.
Even though you like her?
She chases me.
I get nervous and I can't do it.
Even though you like her?
She's cute, so I avoid her.
It's like she doesn't like me.
Next, question two.
After being told about today's plan...
I'd like you to take a night train.
I'll do it.
Thank you.
Next, question.
Okada-san and staff who don't know you keep calling you Okamoto-san.
How many times will you change your name?
By the way, Okada-san...
Have you ever been called by a wrong name?
It's only a prank on a show.
- Taoka-san! - Taoka-san!
Oh, it's a prank!
At that time, I was still a researcher,
so I didn't say it and it ended.
- That's when I couldn't say it. - You didn't say it...
Ok, Kaketaka-na! Here it is!
Yes, it's the third time!
Isn't it pretty early?
I think it'll be like "hmm, hmm"
about the second time,
but I didn't say it and on the third time,
I thought, "Oh, is this a project like this?"
Oh, you noticed the project!
Ok, how many times will Team AKB change their name?
Here it is!
- It's the second time! - That's fast!
Taniguchi-san, how many times do you change your name?
Oh, but for me, it's the first time...
- Oh, you say it! - Yes.
Murakami-san and Sugiyama-san call me "Sugiyama"!
- Sugiyama! - Sugiyama!
- Sugiyama is... - They really call me that!
Sugiyama and Sugiyama
Before the show...
Um...
Memos TV, Emos TV...
- They call me "look at me" - "Look at me!"
But is your name like that?
Memos TV, Emos TV...
Look at me!
Okamoto-san,
- Yes! - Okamoto-san,
have you ever done something like this?
- Like what? - Have you ever done something like this?
- No, I haven't. - No?
Okamoto-san,
do you have any way of talking?
- Talking? - Do you have any?
- Not at all. I don't have much freedom. - Not at all.
- Not at all.
Memos TV, Emos TV...
- Huh? - Huh?
- But you don't have a collaboration name, do you? - No, we don't.
- Memos TV... - Do you have a name for Okamoto - san?
- Okada! - Okada!
So...
Okamoto-san is correct!
- No, I haven't. - No, I haven't.
You talked too much!
When you said "oh", did you mean to fix it?
I didn't know it at first.
But, at second time...
I was like "what?"
Since third time, I was confident.
But, he said he wanted to fix it.
I thought it would be better to fix it.
I couldn't figure out when it was fixed.
So, I fixed it at fifth time.
Right now, Okada-san can't see or hear anything.
After this, we'll have Okada-san do a "monoboke".
What will Okada-san use?
"Saint Jama"!
Can't you hear me?
If Okada-san likes it, of course you can read Okada- san's actions and patterns.
Guess what kind of item Okada-san will use for his "boke"!
Okada-san, will you do a "monoboke"?
I don't know.
Right?
Okada-san, what will you do?
I'll use this megaphone.
It's called "chokkan" (intuitive) but I think this color is closest to your favorite mint color.
For example, what will you do with it?
I'll wear it like a hat.
Tsukutaniuchi will use a cane.
Murayama will use psyllium.
For STU...
I have two balls.
What will you do with them, Okada-san?
I'll eat them.
I see.
Obotani has a ball.
Takino has a glove.
Thank you for waiting.
The main character is here.
This is reality.
It's spreading in front of me.
That's right.
Actually, we will use what we have in front of us...
Okada-san will do something funny.
That's what I hate the most.
I know. I know. You will do something funny.
You know I hate funny things.
There are many.
Everyone will do something funny.
That's right.
Okada-san won't do something funny like this.
I won't do it.
I've never done it in my life.
As expected, Murayama-san's reasoning was right.
What will Okada-san choose?
What kind of funny thing will Okada-san do?
I'll do this.
Okada-san, please do something funny for the first time in your life.
New bikini.
Thank you for your new funny bikini.
Even if you can't do something funny with these two balls,
there is one person who will use these two balls.
Who is it?
The correct answer is...
Iwata-san!
Okada-san will answer each question correctly.
The score is the same.
Okada-san, Iwata-san, Iwata-san, Iwata-san, Iwata- san, Iwata-san, Iwata-san, Iwata-san...
How cute!
Okada-san, Okada-san, Okada-san.
New bikini!
If you do this, it will get dirty.
Which one of Okada and Kogen will go to the jungle to eat after this on remote television?
Senior, leave it to me!
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February 23rd, Sunday night at 8pm