AISubs v3.5
FAMILY THEATER
On the eve of November, this little sheep was called to the theater without knowing anything.
Good morning.
I'm Nemo.
Why is Nemo here?
It will soon be AKB's 14th anniversary.
Before that, there is something I want you to see.
Oh, the usual.
That man will tell you the sad story.
- It's been a while. - Gaichi!
- It's been a while! - It's been a while!
- It's Omi-chan! - It's been a while! Koki-chan!
- Well, there's something I've been thinking about lately. - Yes?
- Well, it's really... - What is it?
- I'm forgetting things. It's terrible, isn't it?
- When you get older... - Yes, it is.
- Well, in the past, you know... - It's terrible.
- Well, you know, I was trying to withdraw money from the bank... - Yes, it is.
- But I don't know the password anymore. - Yes.
- It's not only that, but I can't withdraw 5 million yen anymore. - Yes.
- Do you think so? - Hahaha!
- Well, well, speaking of forgetting... - Hahaha!
- Well, Mukaisu-san! - Yes?
- You're forgetting something, aren't you? - Hahaha! What is it?
- No, I'm not! - No, you're not!
- I'm not forgetting anything. I've forgotten everything. - Really? What is it?
- I don't know. - In the end, you can't remember. - Yes.
- You said it with your own mouth, but do it!
- You said you'd do it with your own mouth! - Did I say something?
- I see. You can't remember it yet. - I wonder what it is.
- Well, as a director, you can't do that.
- You have to take responsibility for what you've said.
- If you look at this, you'll know what it is. - Yes.
- Right? - Yes.
- That's what happened a year ago in Thailand. - It's nostalgic.
- But I haven't done anything painful. - What?
- Please stop! - Since you've been appointed by Jigsaw... - You said it! You said it!
- Let's do something this year. - What? No!
- Let's have him say what he wants to do. - What is it?
- What about Mukai Banshee? - No!
- It's annoying! - Please say something like you're flying while saying Jigsaw's enthusiasm.
- I, Mukai Chibiyon, with the determination of becoming Director Jigsaw...
- will fly Banshee Shampoo somewhere!
- I'll fly Banshee Shampoo! - It's good that you haven't done it many times.
- You said it! You said it! - You said it!
- You look really happy. - You said it!
- You said it! You said it in front of the camera! - But you're making me say it.
- You're making me say it. - You have to do it!
- Director Jigsaw is not interested in you. - You're making me say it.
- So he'll fly Japanese-made Banshee! - What?
- You're going to do it now?
- Yes, this time it's Director Jigsaw's first human implementation project. - No!
- He's looking forward to Banshee Shampoo in Tawashee! - No! I really don't want it!
- I told you, didn't I? - You made me say it, didn't you?
- I feel a lot of pressure today. I'm scared. I'm scared.
- This is... - What is it?
- Oh, it's Banshee Shampoo!
- Well, I'm going to have you put this on me here. - What? Now?
- Yes. - Already? - Yes.
- I was thinking of having you fly as soon as you arrived. - What? Why? I don't like it!
- Let me prepare my heart over there! - No, we really don't have time for that.
- Oh, is that so? - Yeah. - Is this how you walk around Tokyo?
- Isn't it crazy to wear this in Akihabara?
- It's a little weird to wear this in Akihabara in the morning.
- Why? Why?
- Isn't it really weird to wear this in Akihabara in the morning?
- Where are you going to fly from? - Let's go. Let's go. We don't have time.
- No! I'm so embarrassed!
- I'm so embarrassed!
- I don't like it.
- Director Sougo and director Miyon Mukai.
- Now, let's go to Japan's No. 1 Bundy!
- The quality is guaranteed!
- The aftercare is also perfect!
- National idol mass production factory!
- "REMORSE" TV Season 13-2!
Moving on to today's story...
Director So's second year of directing "REMORSE" TV Season 13-2!
- Director So, is it hard for you? - It was hard...
It was hard.
I've never led anyone in my life,
like a leader or a captain.
But everyone supports me a lot.
Same generation, close generation, same generation.
It's not like I'm directing alone.
It's like everyone around me is working together and directing with me.
- I see. - I'm really grateful for that.
When you became director So,
did you feel anything special about him?
Mr. Yokoyama was very cheerful in front of everyone.
Of course, he often said in interviews that he had a hard time.
But he didn't show it to us.
But when I saw it myself, I realized that there is a lonely side of director So.
It's amazing that he's been doing it while hiding it.
- Didn't you want to quit? - Not at all.
I said I wanted to do what I said.
- But... - You said it, but...
- You regret it? - Yes.
I said I wanted to be director So in the general election last June.
I went to eat with Mr. Yokoyama several times in the six months until I took over.
Every time, he said, "Hasn't your desire to be director So changed?"
Hasn't your desire to be director So changed?
But as we talked,
he gradually told me about the hardships of being director So.
He also told me stories that I hadn't heard of before.
- You were confirmed every time, weren't you? - That's right.
The more I was confirmed, the more I was confirmed.
I was like, "Is it that hard?"
By the way, is there anything you've lost or gained from being a general director?
Since I became a general director, I don't really have any personal desires anymore, and I don't really think about it anymore.
In the past, I used to say to my fans, "As long as I'm in AKB, I want to be the center."
Since I became a general director, I've been thinking about my own concert set list more often, for example.
I don't like songs that are centered around me, and I don't like putting these songs in myself.
Rather than losing myself, I think I'm making my fans think about what's lacking.
I see.
So, on the other hand, what's worth doing?
I'm really happy that I've become able to shape my ideal image of AKB.
For example, this summer, we didn't have a general election or anything like that, but we were able to do a nationwide tour for that amount of time.
I really like youthful AKB, so I thought I'd like to make a concert that represents that.
I was able to make it, and my fans were happy with it.
I don't think you can do it if you're just one member.
While I was doing that concert, I felt like I was doing my own favorite AKB.
Oh, we've arrived.
Oh, really?
Huh? Where are we going?
We're going to Bungie's place.
No way! It can't be that close!
It's in the middle of the city, though.
Huh? Huh? Where? Do I have to jump from a building?
Oh, anyway, get off.
Okay.
Where is Bungie?
Oh, we're almost there.
No way! Is there such a place in Japan?
If you turn that corner...
No way! Huh? I'm scared!
You can already see it.
It's not like you can really dive into a river or anything like that, is it?
Then...
Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Which one? Huh? Skytree? Huh? Is it Skytree? Huh? What? Huh? I'm flying from Skytree? Huh? Really? Seriously? Is Skytree a bungee jump? Huh? I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared... I don't think I've ever climbed Skytree. Oh, really? Probably, yeah.
No, you're really close now. Huh? Huh? Really? Really? Really? I'm really flying from Skytree?
No way! It's so early in the morning and I'm not even mentally prepared for a bungee jumping show! Then...
We've arrived! Huh? What? Over here! Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Skytree? Huh? Why? Huh? Why Chinese food? Why? Bungee? It's bungee.
Chinese food or not Chinese food... For now, let's aim for bungee jumping and enter the shop. Huh? Who is it? Huh? Who is it? Huh? Annii-san?! Huh?! Why?! Why are you here?!
I heard you were going to bungee jumping, so I came all the way from Mexico to cheer for you.
What?!
Just for this?!
No way!
No way! Annii-san!
- It's been a while! - Wow!
It's been two years since Iriyama came to Nemoth!
Instead of being a bungee jumper, she can speak Mexican or Chinese!
But is Spanish fluent?
Spanish... might be fluent.
Please say something!
Please introduce yourself.
Hola! Soy Ana Iriyama. Tengo 23 años. Nací en Japón.
Y... hoy vine para grabar... Nemoth.
Wow! I don't know what you're saying, but wow!
What did you say?!
I'm Iriyama Anna. I'm 23 years old.
Today, I came here to get Nemoth.
Wow!
Does that mean you can say all of this in Spanish?
I might be able to.
- Can you? - No, it's fine.
I don't know anything, so it's fine.
How did you learn Spanish?
It's like "survival Spanish".
"Survival Spanish"?!
- You were suddenly thrown into a situation like that? - Yes, I was thrown into a situation like that.
There was no manager or anyone else there.
I was told, "There's an interpreter here, so it's fine."
But that interpreter couldn't speak Japanese.
- No, that's not what I meant! - No, that's not what I meant!
What should I do?
What kind of work do you do in Mexico?
- I go there to shoot dramas again and again. - That's right.
After the drama is over, I want to be a model.
Also, I want to be like a bridge between Japan and Mexico.
I want to tell people about Mexican and Japanese culture.
- I want to start a YouTube channel. - That's amazing!
Then, have you checked out the recent AKB activities in Mexico?
- I have! - You have?
- I have! - Oh, you have?
I watch "Senbatsu Member" a lot.
Won't you come back to Japan, Fanny?
I think I'll stay in Mexico for a little longer.
They're excited, but it's about time they get down to business.
Why am I talking to you, Annin-san?
Bungee jumping!
Alright, Mukachi-san.
Let's try bungee jumping.
Just like that?
Please!
I'm scared!
Sorry for the wait!
This is the bungee jumping we highly recommend!
This is crazy!
Bungee jumping!
Are you Mogi-san?
Mogi-san?
It's not Mogi-san, it's bungee jumping!
And now...
Is it bungee jumping?
It's bungee jumping!
It's not bungee jumping!
Oh, it's not. I'm sorry.
It's not bungee jumping?
What is this?
Mukachi-san, one more time.
What is this "getting down to business" thing?
Try it one more time.
It's not bungee jumping...
Oh, it's not.
Oh, it's "getting down to business" thing.
Sudden "getting down to business" mission.
This is to improve director SOH's variety skills.
From "memos" to "I know muchaburi".
Now, with love from the staff, take two!
3, 2...
This is the original bungee jumping.
Oh, I see. Is this bungee jumping?
Yes.
Oh, this is amazing.
It's true you see it a lot in China.
When you go to a Chinese restaurant or something like that...
At first, they usually serve you a turntable or something like that.
It's delicious, isn't it?
Cucumber and pork and sauce go well together and it's refreshing.
It's really delicious.
Isn't this "getting down to business"?
I'm bungee jumping!
Wow!
Okay!
What is this show?
What show is this?
What? What? What?
Why? What? What? What?
I'm scared!
What is this?
I went home normally but...
While I was in Mexico...
Didn't "memos"' taste change a lot?
Was it like this show?
I'm also...
Like... Huh?
If it's just bungee jumping...
I was worried about getting caught...
Will you be able to get caught now?
It's not like you're going to get eaten.
Is this show over now?
Yes, it's over.
Ah, okay.
Then...
I...
Well, I was able to talk with Mion...
Are you going home?
I think I'll go back to Mexico.
You're going back to Mexico already?
I'm going back to Mexico!
Did you really come all the way here for this?
Yes, I came all the way here for this!
Wow!
Thank you!
Thank you for coming all the way to Mexico!
Thank you!
Adios!
Bye-bye!
Adios!
Let's go to Bungy.
Are you serious?
What was that?
It's a mossy lawn, isn't it?
Was it different?
Did you go back, Mossy?
I went back quickly.
You said something like a manager.
I got a bench coat and went back quickly.
What was that?
I'm scared.
So there is no Sky Tree after all.
We don't do Bungy at Sky Tree.
I really thought it was Sky Tree.
So where are we going?
We are going to Bungy, which is the best in Japan.
Then, again...
Minion! Are you doing your best for Bungy shooting?
Hi, I'm Nana Okada.
I love Bungy.
This time's Bungy plan is...
When we went to Thailand for shooting with Minion,
we said we wanted to fly Bungy together.
That's how this plan came about.
I'm really sorry that I couldn't go with you.
I'm sorry for leaving Minion alone.
I'm very sad about it.
Bungy is the best in Japan.
I think it's really scary.
But Minion can definitely fly, right?
Can Minion fly?
Yes, I think Minion can fly.
Without any reason...
I'm not saying Minion can fly!
Why? Is there something like that?
Of course, Minion has been in the general director's position for a long time, but before Minion became general director, she had a stronger love for the AKB48 group than anyone else.
I've been watching the hard workers' part up close for a long time, so I believe that Minion will definitely be the best bungee with AKB love.
The former general director, Yoko Yama, also showed AKB48's love with Demos' "Macau Bungee".
I saw it!
So I think Minion, which Yoko Yama approved of, will definitely be fine.
I'm rooting for you from the bottom of my heart!
Good luck!
Finally, I will demonstrate the bungee technique from me!
What technique?
Did I do bungee with you?
The most important thing in bungee is balance!
When you put on your shirt like this, if your left and right balance is off, it will cause your shoulders to collapse, so be careful!
And the next important thing in bungee is concentration!
It's really hard to put on laundry one by one, but let's concentrate and finish it all at once!
That's all for bungee technique information from me, Okada Nana!
Well...
I have to put on laundry properly, and it's hard to do it every day and night, isn't it?
Isn't it half and half?
Oh, it's a little close!
I'm bungee jumping!
It's a little close!
Why?
It's a little different.
What's different?
It's a little mid-range.
Is it mid-range?
I didn't go down enough.
Let's go again!
No!
What's this?
I told you!
Here we go again!
I'm tired!
Don't say that and take two!
It's really hard to hang one by one of the laundry, but let's concentrate and finish it all at once!
That's all for bungee technique information from me, Okada Nana!
This is pretty grateful information.
After all, I also hang one by one of the laundry every day.
If it's unbalanced, it's true that it's hard to tilt and line up, but...
That's right, this is pretty grateful information.
And this is not half of it! I'm going to bungee jump!
What do you think?
No way!
I don't like it anymore! I want to go home!
What kind of show is this? I'm scared!
Is this going to continue after this?
Wait a minute!
We're not going to jump, we're going bungee jumping!
That's right, we're going bungee jumping!
I can't wait to jump bungee!
That's nice!
It's not "that's nice"!
As Bukaichi's bungee spirit soars...
It's like that.
Have you arrived?
We have arrived.
It's like a bungee...
I've arrived... I don't like it! I don't like it!
Oh, I don't like it!
Here we are. Wow, it's dazzling!
We're close, so let's go from here. Are we close?
Oh, is that a bungee? Is that a bungee?
Well, let's go. It's close.
Oh, it's this way. Oh, which way? Oh, it's this way.
Huh? Isn't it that way? That looks bad.
It's this way. It's this way.
Where is it? Oh, but it looks like there's a bungee.
How is it, Ms. Mukaichi? Isn't the weather really nice?
This is what you call "bungee beauty", isn't it?
No, it's not.
It's finally time for a bungee challenge. Is it finally time?
Wow, can I fly?
Then... Oh, it's this way.
What is it? It's this way.
Huh? What is it? Oh, it's a bungee.
Where is it? What is it? Is it a bungee?
There are a lot of shops, but there aren't any... Oh, it's this way.
And you're going this way? It's this way.
Huh? Huh? Where? Huh? This?
Are you buying old stuff? Huh? Is it really this place?
It's this way. Really? Bungee?
It's this way. Bungee is this way.
You're kidding me. Huh? Do I go in here?
Go in. I don't want to.
It's really quiet.
Wait a minute. Bungee is coming.
Huh? What are you going to do now? Bungee?
It's a bungee. It's definitely not a bungee, is it?
We're here for a bungee.
Bungee?
No, it's over now.
Bungee? Na-chan, it's a bungee.
It's over now.
I'm scared. I'm scared. I'm scared. What is it? What is it? I'm scared. I'm scared.
It's this way.
Is it here?
What? Is something going to fall? I don't like it.
No, it's this way. This way. Wait a minute.
What are you waiting for?
I'm getting ready.
Oh, really? Bungee?
Yes.
There are a lot of stuffed animals.
Sis!
Huh? Sis!
Sis!
Wait! Wait!
Buy me this bungee stuffed animal!
Is this a bungee stuffed animal?
Yes!
Buy me a bungee! Buy me a bungee!
Be quiet! Be quiet!
If you don't buy me a bungee, I can't go home!
Be quiet! Do you want this?
It's so cute.
You've always wanted this bungee, haven't you?
Do you want this?
No matter what?
No! I can't buy you this bungee!
What is this?
No, it's not.
What is it?
No, it's not.
No, it's not, Mukaichi-san.
Yes.
When will you be able to do it well?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I really don't know what this is.
It's a chimpanzee.
Oh, I see.
I see, I see.
I only saw monkeys and gorillas. I'm sorry.
Mukaichi-san.
Yes.
Let's do it again.
Let's do it again. Let's do it again, please.
I'm sorry. It's the same thing over and over again.
I'm sorry for embarrassing you.
Are you okay?
I'm a woman who can do it from the second time.
It can't be helped.
Can we see the second woman?
Buy me a bungee! Buy me a bungee!
Be quiet!
I can't buy you this bungee!
Boo! Boo! Be quiet!
I can't buy you this bungee!
This? But you've always wanted it, haven't you?
You've always wanted it, haven't you?
Do you want this bungee?
Yes.
No, it's not a bungee!
It's a chimpanzee!
What I want to fly is a bungee jump!
Wow!
Okay!
Thank you for your hard work.
What? You're not here again?
Suzuki?
Are you a manager?
You're really a manager.
You're an amazing actress.
I went back right away.
Is it over?
Let's go.
What's with this descent? I'm scared!
I want to go home.
Let's go.
I'd like to confirm one thing.
Do you really want to go bungee jumping?
But there's a possibility you won't go.
Do you know where the bungee is?
Don't mess with me!
Yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, please.
I want to go bungee jumping too.
Tokan asks something.
What are you watching, Mukaichi-san?
I'm watching a video of you riding a motorcycle on YouTube.
I thought I'd do it seriously.
You're serious about it.
I can't accept it.
When you're young, you long for bad things.
Because you're a yankee!
Because you're a bungee like me!
That mysterious picture has become a hot topic all over the world.
Because I'm a bungee!
Because I'm a bungee like you!
Because you're a bungee like me!
You're serious about it.
Hurry up and fly me a bungee!
But that's it for this week.
Next week's Nemo Stereo.
Mukaichi Mion's Forgotten Words.
Isn't that a bungee?
It's really a bungee!
Aiming for the number one bungee in Japan,
the story continues.
Mukaichi's eyes are filled with tears.
On that day...
I still don't know what to do.
And finally...
Here I go!
To Mukaichi's fate and what not...
Family Theater
Mukaichi went on a bungee trip, but...
It's not a bungee!
It's a chimpanzee!
The bungee jump I want to do!
Just repeating the jump.
I think I can do a bungee.
Really?
Doesn't it feel different?
Everyone's coming at me.
Will she be able to do a bungee?
January 19th, 8pm.
I saw this pattern earlier.