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Family Theater
Mako Kojima, who graduates from JKB48, has a project she really wants to do on Nemoth TV.
I made memories with my close friends and gathered 97 members with the hope of getting along well in the future.
I've never done a project with those members before, and I thought it was a waste even though we were close friends.
I have the image that there are quite a lot of girls who say "I want to do it" among the members.
If I were to do a project of my own style, I'd like the members to enjoy it as much as possible.
Speaking of which, it's a secret system.
It's a secret system.
Mako Kojima, who graduates from JKB48, has a project she really wants to do on Nemoth TV.
We're close friends of the same period of time, but we don't get along for years.
In that sense, I hope you'll think of it as a funny exchange.
In order to make such Kojima's wish come true, she called out her 97-year-old group of members to a nearby hot spring facility.
In order to prevent an insomnia endurance race, she called out her members to a girls' meeting to commemorate her graduation.
Will she really hold a girls' meeting and let her members down for the time being?
This project is as follows...
The quality is guaranteed.
After care is also perfect.
National idol mass production factory.
Demose TV Season 13.
Eight students of the same year will participate in this project.
How is it?
Wow!
Cute!
Awesome!
Girls' meeting! Awesome!
First of all, a fun takoyaki party. Kojima's strategy is to satisfy their hunger and make them sleepy.
It's been a while since we all gathered like this for an adult concert, hasn't it?
It's been a while for me, too.
I don't think I was there.
Only Renatchi wasn't there.
That's right, I don't think I was there.
I'm busy.
Huh? Renatchi wasn't there?
I can't remember.
Well, since we're at it, I'd like to know what you guys think.
Huh? What? I thought I saw something.
What do you mean?
I'm scared! I'm scared!
I saw something.
Since when?
Huh? I didn't notice it!
Why? Why?
I didn't notice it!
Wow!
I've been thinking about questions.
Huh? Wow!
With the portalyzer...
This is fun!
I'd like to know what you guys think.
But we don't know who pressed it.
No, we don't know.
Raise your hands.
The portalyzer talk is about to begin!
If you think it's a yes, press the button and answer.
Of course, we don't know who pressed it.
What we know is the number of people who pressed it.
First of all...
Yes?
Mako is sad about graduating!
You press the button.
Press it!
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Go!
You too?
Why?
I knew it!
I'm so happy!
Me too!
Now that we're all here, I'd like to tell you about our salary.
Salary?
I think my salary is higher than Mako Kojima's.
What?
Your salary is higher?
I don't want it.
5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
Wow!
That's so realistic!
Realistic?
Can I say something?
I thought you'd say something.
By the way, how much is Mako Kojima's salary?
What?
I don't know.
I don't know anything about her.
When we talk about salary, we don't really talk about it with our members.
We don't.
That's the dark side of it.
I think we talk about it a lot.
That's true.
We don't really talk about it.
Do you talk about it?
I think we talk about it a lot.
Do you two talk about it?
No.
I don't know.
I've never talked about it in detail.
I don't think Yuuri knows about it.
I see.
But if you look at it, you can't tell.
Kato-san is hiding it.
Wait!
She's hiding it.
Wait!
She's not hiding it.
Kato-san, you're hiding it.
I'm not hiding it.
You're my senior.
You're my senior in this group.
That's when you're hiding it.
Do you think so?
Senior?
Do you think so?
Are you laughing?
No, not today.
Today, I'm attacking her.
You're attacking her?
Wait.
But it's Yuuri-san's.
Yuuri-san will definitely treat me to a meal.
That's true.
She'll definitely treat me to a meal.
She's barely treating me to a meal.
To her juniors.
But she's with her seniors who treat her to a meal.
That's true.
But she won't let me pay for it.
She won't let me pay for it.
Don't you all have a question?
What is it?
What do you ask at a time like this?
What do you ask?
Yes.
Among these, who do you think is the cutest?
That's a good question.
It's real.
Who is it?
I want to know.
Who is it?
I want to know.
I'm curious.
Who do you think is the cutest?
You two said it, didn't you?
One of you is...
It's confirmed.
Really.
There have been two or three of you.
Who is it?
Yes.
It's confirmed.
Did you think you were cute?
I thought I was cute, so I joined.
Originally, I thought I was cute, but when I joined,
others thought I was cuter, so I became ugly.
I see.
I was bullied.
Among you, who was scared or not good at first?
Me.
Me!
Yuumi!
Me!
[Renatchi and Lenatchi have increased their number of votes.]
Wow.
Amazing.
It's me, isn't it?
I didn't vote either.
If someone who didn't vote says it, it's over.
I didn't know the rules.
Can you say it separately now?
I can say it separately now.
I didn't vote either.
You're lying.
You're right.
You're so serious.
I didn't vote either.
I'm not sure about the same period.
I decided the rules in the 14th period.
I can't forget the scene of that.
The 14th period.
I made a list of the rules of the 14th period.
I didn't speak in the 14th period.
I didn't say anything about the 14th period.
Cute.
The rules of the 14th period?
You've become a complete opposite person.
I realized it in the middle of it.
This is a human personality.
Do you have a personality?
I realized it in the middle of it.
Now I can live like myself.
We've grown up.
NANA gave up.
She's in a state of giving up.
I learned about YUI's kindness.
You did it.
You watched over her.
You were so beautiful.
You looked like you didn't say anything.
When we first became a team, you called me "renatchi".
It's because of you.
Eh, I didn't know.
At the time, I was quite stiff.
If I didn't say "Renatchi-san", but "Renatchi" I thought people would call me that.
You're kind.
Yes, that's why I called you "Renatchi".
You're kind.
I didn't have much confidence when I first became a captain.
I couldn't do it at all.
Even when I'm really troubled, I can't do it well.
Well, there were a lot of things, but now that we're all here together, I'd like to talk about something good, but do you have anything you'd like to talk about?
Do you have anything you'd like to talk about?
I'd like to talk about something good, but do you have anything you'd like to talk about?
It's a very good atmosphere of girls' meeting, but haven't you forgotten about the project in the first place?
Kojima, it's about time you threw in the real project announcement.
It was really exciting.
But I haven't been able to say what I really want to say to you yet.
I've dragged you all the way here, but it's kind of embarrassing to say it in words.
I haven't been able to say what I really want to say to you yet, but I've left it as a video, so I'd like you to watch it like a video letter from there.
Yes, please.
Why?
What? What? What?
Wow!
What?
Classmates' girls' meeting looks like fun!
It's fun for me to be with my classmates, too!
By the way, I've already been with my classmates since 1997 when you were born!
It's been 93 years!
Wow!
It's good to be classmates!
Now, since Kojima can't say it directly,
I'd like to announce Kojima's true feelings and plan that he really wanted to do!
What?
Plan?
It's not a plan?
That is...
Scary, scary, scary...
A non-sleeping race!
Let's give them a round of applause!
Yay!
He wanted to do it!
He wanted it!
Kato and Takahashi!
We want it!
Don't look like you don't like it!
We don't like it!
Those who have always wanted to do a non-sleeping race are happy!
Right, Mukaichi?
Right!
By the way, why did you want to do it?
Why?
Because I'm confident that I'll never sleep!
Wow!
I'm happy!
So...
This time, you talked a lot, ate a lot, and now you're full, right?
Yes!
That was all to make you sleepy!
Wow!
And to make you even more sleepy, after this!
What?
Take a slow bath!
No!
Nice reactions!
I'm super relaxed!
Nice reactions!
Wow!
You're still young!
It really looks dangerous!
Do we open this?
We've been waiting for you for two hours!
Anyone who has always wanted to do a non-sleeping race can go now!
Right!
This is the first non-sleeping race of the class.
Wow!
I'd like you all to do your best with this,
But, madam...
That's too much for me!
It's about time you got used to it, since you have the same last name.
You too, Okada-san.
Same last name doesn't matter!
Doesn't matter, right?
Well, as Ogi-kun said, it's bath time now.
Yes!
Yes! Here's the bath!
It's a woman's bath!
Please come in!
Let me in! Let me in!
Alright, warm up!
Warm up!
Alright, come in!
Come in!
Come in! Come in!
Let me in too!
Alright!
Come in!
Thank you very much!
Come in!
Is a little bit alright?
No, it's not!
Damn it, this is frustrating!
It's not frustrating!
Huh?!
After the last chat with Pero Pero Ogi-san,
let's slowly go into the bath and warm up to our bodies.
Daisy
Finally, the 97-year-old race has begun.
The rule is to stay awake from 1am to 7am.
However, you have to confirm whether you are awake or not.
If you are asked "Are you awake?"
Answer "daisy" in 10 seconds.
If you are wrong, you will be eliminated twice.
Daisy
"Daisy" "Ijiri" will observe in the monitoring room and set up a trap to make you sleepy.
"Daisy" "Ah, but it's not good."
Juni-san, you've been making me sleepy for a while now.
"Juni-san?" "That's right."
"By the way, isn't there anyone who has seen a ghost in a theater?" "Yes, there is."
"I've only heard of it." "I'm scared, I'm scared."
"I've only heard rumors about it." "There is!" "There is, there is."
There is.
When we're filming for an AKB drama, we travel by bus for about two hours, don't we?
When we're far away.
And for two hours,
at the far back,
"what do you call it?" "long seats,"
lying down,
"and sleeping," "I've heard of that!"
"and sleeping," "Wait, wait!"
"I've heard of that!" "and sleeping,"
"and sleeping," "Yes."
And like, about an hour later,
"my hair was tied up," "Wow!"
"and I couldn't move anymore," "Wow!"
and I was like, 'Oh no!'
It was probably the first time my hair was tied up,
and I opened my eyes,
and in the middle of the two seats in front of me,
"my hair was like, 'Wow!'" "Wow!"
And I was like, 'I'm so scared!'
And I thought, 'I've seen it!'
And I opened my eyes,
and I was like, 'Ah!'
And I untied my hair,
and when I opened my eyes,
Juni-san's hair was like this.
Wait, wait, wait!
Wait, was it you, Juni-san?
No, it wasn't!
Hey, if it was like that,
then my hair would be all messy,
and messy,
and Juni-san's hair would be like this,
and my back hair would be like this,
Since we're in a situation where we can't sleep,
we'd like to take action a little earlier.
Let me introduce this teacher.
She's a yoga teacher, Uchida-sensei.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
Please come in.
Thank you for having me.
So Ikiri went out to hit.
Yoga relaxes you and invites you to sleep.
Good evening.
Isn't it cold?
It's not cold at all.
Yoga?
That's right.
Well, everyone, please sit in a comfortable position.
Wow, wow, wow.
You all took a bath, didn't you?
Yes, we did.
If you do yoga after you take a bath, your blood flow will improve.
If you do yoga, serotonin, which is called "happiness hormone", will explode.
Wow, that's great.
If you don't do yoga, your skin will age more and more.
Through yoga, your relaxation effect will also increase.
I'm sleepy.
She's inviting me to sleep.
This is called "asana".
"Asana"?
Yes, and "kakato" and "kakato" and "oheso".
"Kakato" and "kakato" and "oheso".
OK.
Yes.
There are quite a few people who are on their knees now.
They're sitting straight.
Then, exhale and make your stomach flat.
That's right, that's right, that's right.
While doing this, close your eyes slowly and do it.
Ah, yoga.
OK.
I'm sleepy.
Inhale deeply from your nose...
Exhale slowly from your nose.
I'm definitely sleepy.
It's not good.
Put strength in your shoulders.
From now on, we will do a pose called "cat and cow".
We will do four times.
We will say animal's name.
Cat and cow.
Exhale all the air you have now.
Inhale deeply from your nose...
Exhale all the air you have now.
While exhaling, bend your waist and back...
and look into your belly button.
Make a round back.
That's right.
Everyone is good at it.
OK.
When you can't breathe anymore...
we will do the opposite pose.
Bend your waist and back...
bring your shoulder blades together and open your chest.
Look straight ahead.
I can't do it at all.
That's right.
It's difficult, isn't it?
That's right.
We have used up all of our energy.
We will take a break.
We will do a child's pose.
I'm sleepy.
I love this pose.
OK.
While looking into your belly button...
raise your head slowly so that it is the last pose.
I'm sleepy.
Okada-san's sleepiness...
This is bad.
Sleepiness...
If you don't pay attention...
sleepiness will attack you, won't it?
Sit in a pose that helps you relax...
and think of this kind of guidance...
as if you are talking to someone.
Your sympathetic nerves...
have increased.
Your nerves of "I will do my best" have increased.
That's right.
That's why we need this balance.
At the end, I want you to relax...
and finish.
Wow!
OK?
Turn blue and lie down.
I can't do it anymore.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Lean your head against the bed.
Yoga is breathing through your nose.
Remember how you breathed in the beginning.
Breathe in through your nose and let your belly bulge like a balloon.
Breathe out and make your belly thin and flat.
Takahashi-san, Okada-san, isn't it good?
When you come to the right,
roll over and lie down.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
Then make your back round and bring your forehead and knees closer.
I'm going to sleep.
Good night.
This is Taiji's pose.
Aren't you guys getting sleepy from yoga?
This is the end of the yoga lesson.
Thank you very much.
After the yoga lesson,
the members start fighting against the water horse.
Then, Izzy attacks them.
Kabuki.
I'm happy.
There's definitely a lot of Russian.
For now...
No, not at all.
I'm happy.
Ramen. Lavender.
That's weird.
It's hard for Izzy-san to bring it.
Really?
Is there something in it?
There's nothing in it.
That's weird!
They gave it to me, too.
Thank you very much.
Wait!
There's definitely nothing in it.
My hands are shaking.
I don't know!
I haven't done it yet.
It's hot!
Not yet.
Ah, that's amazing.
Is it really herb tea? Is it okay if it's not sour?
What was it again?
Herb tea. Lavender.
The daily activities of the Peropero uncles.
The members are doubtful.
However, after exercise, herb tea can replenish water.
It's hot! It's hot!
Ah, it was the other way around.
Oh, some of them have become sluggish.
It's hot!
And next week, more and more hidden traps will be activated!
Oh no, oh no, oh no, what's going on?
Okada Nana-san's sluggish jokes.
It's not just me, even I want to shut up about my sluggish jokes.
I was so sleepy, I woke up!
This time too, please wait! It's time for the present quiz!
This time's quiz is cultural!
Who set up the 97-member insomnia endurance race?
It's that guy with the racoon face!
It will air on March 26th at 8pm!
10 people will be selected from around the world and will receive Nemo's special T-shirt!
A racoon's graduation... how lonely!
Family Theater
The next Nemo's is...
97-member insomnia endurance race sequel!
This is too much!
A sleepy sleep trap will appear one by one!
And now, it's crammy time!
It's this guy!
Who will stay awake until you fall asleep?
March 31st at 8pm! Don't miss it!