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Bougetsu Bougetsu
Today's little sheep are these three
Well, they're not sheep
Five, four, three, two
Yes!
Yay!
We were gathered by these three
What are we doing?
It's our first time debossing, isn't it?
That's right
Is it your first time?
I think I've done it once
I think I've done it once as a draft student
It's our first time with these three
But I've only done it about thirteen or fourteen times
Oh, I've seen it
I think I've seen it. Have you seen it?
Have you seen it?
Hey, you guys
I'm sure you've been here many times in the past
What are you going to do?
Right, you're right
I'm so anxious because I haven't heard anything
Right, me neither
Are you going to deboss?
Right?
It's scary, isn't it?
This show is all about debossing
These three haven't been told anything
For now, let's hear what this man has to say
Alright, alright, alright, alright!
That's good!
Bite, bite, bite, bite!
Do you want to bite my neck?!
Bite, bite, bite!
Bite me more, bite me more!
Bite, bite, bite!
You're cute and cute!
You're a cheerful girl!
Hello, hello!
I'm your favorite animal, Ogigoroh!
For Ogigoroh, who loves animals,
please make an animal classification chart for AKB48!
From now on, I'm asking my senior, Kappa-san!
Please listen to his explanation and do it properly!
Alright, I'm counting on you!
Isn't Ogigoroh crazy today?
His character has changed!
It's true!
Hello, I'm your senior, Kappa!
It's Kappa!
It's not Kappa!
Hello, I'm Ogigoroh!
This time, it's not this Kappa, but it's Kappa-san and his brother!
We come here once a year, don't we?
What?!
It's a rare occasion!
It's a rare thing!
I'm also rare!
It's a rare thing!
It's a rare Kappa!
With that said, let's make an animal classification chart for AKB48.
Out of these five types of animals, which AKB48 member fits in which category?
Let's have the three of you divide up the panel!
Let's start with Kojima!
Eh, this is hard!
Please divide up the panel!
Here you go!
Eh, this is super hard!
Who is it?
What is this?
Is it this one?
Between Gorilla and Rissu!
No, but...
First of all, it's Rissu, but for now...
There's only three minutes, right?
Now, who is Gorilla No. 1?
But this time...
Ah, Gorilla No. 1 has come up to Gorilla No. 2!
Gorilla No. 2 has come up!
Who is it? I don't know!
I can't say my name.
Sorry.
Someone who said "sorry" is leaving.
"Sorry" is also left.
"Sorry" Gorilla.
There are four or five people.
Three, two, one!
Shooo
Yes, thank you very much!
As you can see, Kojima has his own way of doing things.
Next up is Oowada. Shall we go?
Oowada-san, you have three minutes. Start!
Huh? Where is it?
Oowada-san, you're not hesitating, are you?
Ah! There you are! Ah, you two are already familiar with Nemoos.
Speaking of Nemoos, this girl is also a gorilla.
Ah, more and more gorillas!
By the way, are you three seniors of gorillas?
Seniors, seniors, seniors!
It doesn't matter, does it?
It doesn't matter!
Ah! These two girls are too cute!
Ah, you're listing cute girls in yourself, right?
Ah, I see. You have one minute left.
You're good at something! You're good at something!
I can see your teamwork.
The way you stick magnet pictures is also accurate.
Oowada-san, what's your type?
A! That's right! It's precise!
What's with you?
You stick it so neatly and clearly.
Kojima-san, what's your type?
O! That's right!
As for Oowada-san with type A magnet picture,
you must be satisfied with yourself now that you're able to stick it precisely.
By the way, this is the white board that Kojima- san used earlier.
If you compare it with Oowada-san's board, it's a bit complicated.
By the way, if you stand by, what's your type, Kaomo-san?
It's type B.
Everyone's wrong! This can't be interesting!
What's your type B magnet picture like?
3, 2, 1!
Thank you very much!
Here are Oowada's results.
The last one is Kawamoto's challenge.
- Kawamoto-san. - Yes.
- It's only three minutes. - Yes.
- Let's do it. Ready, start!
- Really... - I don't know if it's a dream fish or not.
- I think it's a fish. - Oh, you're right!
- I put it in a leash. - It looks like one.
- It looks like a long one. - It looks like a small leash.
- Here it is. - It's crazy!
- It's forgivable. - It's crazy!
- That girl will forgive you.
- Now, senpai... I mean, senpai! - It's real!
- Where are you taking it? - But...
- Where are you taking it? - I don't know.
- I see. - I don't know if it's a dream fish or not.
- Is it a fish face or a fox face? - Is it this one?
- What is it? - Look here, camera-san!
- It's here! The "b" is... - What is it?
- This... - What should I do?
- It's this side, isn't it? - Yes.
- Kawamoto turns sideways. - It's fast.
- Isn't it too fast-paced? - It's crazy!
- What? I don't know!
- Thank you! - Thank you!
- I'll give you a chance. - Thank you!
As you can see, Kawamoto's face is different from his face.
There are three raccoons here, right?
But I can tell who they are.
They look like raccoons.
Hiwatashi-san.
And Yamae-san.
And Ohara-san.
I think so, too.
If it's one of them, I think it's obvious.
I think it's obvious.
And these three are...
Do you know who they are?
This is perfect.
Marume-san.
Kojima-san joined the raccoons.
Mako-san.
I was really confused about the list.
I think they are raccoons.
You think so?
Yes.
Are you okay with that?
I'm fine.
Because I put it in a raccoon earlier.
You put it in a raccoon earlier, didn't you?
But the picture looks like a fox.
What?
Really?
A raccoon that looks like a fox.
It's a pattern.
It's a fox!
It's a raccoon.
They all look like raccoons.
Both Kojima-san and Kawamoto-san are raccoons.
You're right.
In the end, Kojima-san, Kawamoto-san and Oowada- san are all raccoons.
In fact, this animal classification chart is a fake plan.
Whether or not raccoons are recognized by the three raccoons, it was decided.
In that sense, this "Nemos" will thoroughly manipulate these three raccoons.
First of all, what do you think about raccoons?
Don't you like it? Do you not like raccoons?
Even if you say it's a raccoon-imaged face, I don't have a good image of it.
I didn't like it, but...
Somehow, raccoons don't have a good impression of it.
What do the other two think of raccoons?
I wasn't happy.
Before you came into this world, how many animals have you been told you look like?
Eh, I wonder...
Sunflowers...
If you say "animal", you mean acorns or something like that?
When Sae came in, she said she looked like me for a while.
Maybe it's because of me that raccoons appeared in Sae- yan's mind.
I see.
That's what I thought.
But if you say you look like me, I think you do.
What about you, Sae-san?
But sometimes I'm told I look like a raccoon.
I wonder if it's a raccoon-imaged face.
I've only been told that since I came in.
Oh, you've been told that since you came in.
I've never been told that before I came in.
After I came in, I've been told I look like a raccoon- imaged face.
Actually, Kojima, Kawamoto and Oada are famous for having raccoon-imaged faces even among their fans.
They admitted it themselves during our verification earlier, but it seems like they don't like raccoon- imaged faces.
That's when Nemos stood up.
He gathered a group of teachers so that raccoon- imaged faces would realize how attractive they are.
Hey raccoons, listen up.
Take off your crazy-looking sunglasses.
For national idols, twist and twist, quest of variety,
"the most" tv season 22.
Now, you all look like raccoons saying "no, no".
Please do something.
Can I not touch it?
Please touch it!
What is that feeling?
Ah, this is a tail.
It's a tail.
Is it a raccoon?
So that everyone will love raccoons,
51-year-old adults are working hard like this.
Thank you.
An idol is a raccoon, but it's not an exaggeration to say that it's a natural talent.
Now, let's begin.
"Raccoon face" is wonderful.
The first hour.
We have a teacher with us today.
She usually knows various talent's make-up.
Please welcome Ms. Pikako.
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, everyone.
First of all, Ms. Pikako, a make-up artist who sees stars' faces up-close.
Not only domestic talent, but also amazing people who are in charge of overseas celebrities' make-up in Paris and New York.
You have various talent's make-up.
That's right.
I have a lot of "raccoon face" make-up.
Which one do you like?
I know your gender, but...
Then, who do you like?
Ms. Ijiri.
What are you talking about?
Ms. Pikako is also dealing with overseas celebrities.
Based on her experience, it's hard to convey "raccoon face"'s wonderfulness to three people.
At this rate, "raccoon face" won't be liked, and it will end.
At once, Sensei came up with a special story.
Isn't it better if it's a little swollen?
That's right!
I don't like that.
I don't like a round face.
Then you won't be a raccoon.
Is there a round face and a raccoon face?
That's right. I think it's better if it's a little swollen around here.
I envy you.
If you call me "raccoon face", I won't accept it.
It's because you have a raccoon face.
He said he envies raccoon faces and raccoon faces.
I envy you.
Do you really not like raccoons?
I don't like raccoons.
There's no reason for me to like them.
There's no reason for you to like raccoons.
It's because I'm a raccoon.
As expected of Sensei Picaco.
The goodness of the raccoon face that didn't come into the story at all,
As soon as he talked about the raccoon, it stuck in the three of them.
Picaco Sensei, who gave me the opportunity to take the biggest first step.
Thank you!
Baton touch for the second hour of class!
Who is the next teacher?
"Raccoon face" is wonderful!
Second hour!
The second hour is by the editor-in-chief of "Hopteen", a magazine that is extremely popular and proud of its design.
There are three points to Sensei's teaching of "raccoon face" that are wonderful.
First of all, the most popular talent is "raccoon face".
Like Onomoroko-san.
Oh, it's like her!
Like Kasumi Arimura-san.
Oh, I love her!
I like her the most!
Like Satomi Ishihara-san.
Wow!
"Raccoon face" again, right?
Yes.
Yes, there are many faces of "raccoon face" for current talent of the season.
"Raccoon face" is amazing, isn't it?
Point 2. "Raccoon face" is popular with boys.
We often do survey about "raccoon face".
We also do "raccoon face 100% boys" kind of project.
"Raccoon face" is very popular in such cases.
"Raccoon face" is definitely popular with boys.
I didn't know about it for the first time.
Everyone will know about "raccoon face" for sure.
According to Popteen's survey about "raccoon face",
when we do survey about "raccoon face" for boys,
"raccoon face" is definitely the most popular one.
Point 3. "raccoon face" is not accepted even by girls.
This is "fujita nicole" "raccoon face".
"raccoon face" is the most popular one among Popteen's models.
If "raccoon face" is on the cover of "popteen", sales will go up.
Wow, that's amazing.
It's easy to understand.
Sales will go up.
"raccoon face" is not only popular with boys, but also with girls.
That's amazing.
What do you think about "raccoon face" after your lecture?
It's persuasive.
Sales will go up.
I didn't think sales will go up the most,
but it seems like "raccoon face" is finally popular with girls.
"raccoon face" is wonderful.
Next is "raccoon teacher" who has been telling various stories such as "actor", "artist" and so on.
"Raccoon face" is a characteristic of raccoon that everyone is very smart and always thinks about various things.
It is a characteristic of raccoon that you want to make people happy or want to surprise people somehow.
"Raccoon face" is a personality that makes you happy and want to make people happy.
It's perfect for idols.
It seems that other personalities are characteristics of "raccoon face".
Well, it's always nice.
From here, I will ask each person to look at the person's face in detail and diagnose their personality.
First from "Ooa".
Her nose is as beautiful and healthy as you said earlier, and she also has a lot of stamina.
- She has a wonderful voice. - I'm so happy!
- It's surprising. - Really?
- Yes, her nose. - I didn't think of anything like that.
Next time, when fans come to the handshake party, won't you feel better if they praise your nose?
I'll be like, "Of course!"
I know, I know!
Next up is Kawamoto. What kind of characteristics does she have?
Her features are in her eyes, and her corner of her eye is very deep.
She cherishes things and people, so I think she's an honest and kind person.
How about you, Yua?
I've been using things since I was little, and I still have them.
- Like oligosaccharides. - She cherishes things.
Last up is Kojima. What is her diagnosis?
- The best thing about cows is their ears. - Ears?!
- When they have ears, their position is very low. - These people don't get angry no matter what you say.
- They have a very human personality. - Really?!
- That's what they say. - That's great!
- You're getting excited, aren't you?! - I'm happy!
- You're in a good mood. I'm glad you were born as raccoons! - I'm happy!
With this, class is over.
After listening to each teacher, you all love raccoons, don't you?!
- What do you think of raccoons? Aren't they good?! - They're good!
- They're only good things! - They've changed!
- That's what we've been doing for a long time. Raccoons are good! - They're good!
- They've changed a lot! - That's what we've been doing for a long time.
- I think that among idol groups like ours, - Yes.
- among BKBs, raccoons are... - I think it's okay for one person to say that.
- Huh? - Do you think it's okay for me to say that? - You can say it!
- I think it's okay for one person to say that. - So, we'll get into the subject of this project!
- Among the three of you, who is the raccoon face?! - We'll hold the raccoon face No. 1 final!
- Yeah! - Yes, yes.
- Where did Nori go just now? - Huh? - I have a change of clothes for you.
- Huh?! - What is it? - I don't like it like this...
- I have a change of clothes for you! - I really don't like it!
- Before you change your clothes, you have to go to the bathroom and stuff.
- What's wrong? What are you doing? - Yeah...
- It's my first time sleeping like this. You're relaxing, aren't you, Amara-san?! - Thank you for your hard work!
- Don't write it down! Don't write it down! - Bye - bye!
- Don't write it down! Don't write it down! I've blocked it already.
- You've blocked it already! - To the right! To the right!
- What's wrong? - If you write "tanuki" like this, it'll be dangerous.
- The color is...
- Well, just pretend you didn't see it.
- Now, here's the main topic.
The winner of AKB48's "tanuki face" will be decided.
"Tanuki face" No. 1 deciding match starts now!
They've arrived at the venue for the first round of deciding match.
Come down, please!
Put your hands up.
One more time!
Are you okay?
The last one was smooth.
Okay, let's go over there.
Who is who?
Can't you see in front of you?
Then, let's pose like "tanuki" with these three "tanuki".
Oh, they're staring at me.
Let's pose like "tanuki" with these three "tanuki".
One, two...
What is it?
Earlier, you said "tanuki face" is so good.
I can feel your tiredness.
Oh, the "tanuki" over there is a little angry.
The "tanuki" over there is a little angry.
Can you take a picture of me?
Oh, oh, oh!
Who is it?
What is it?
Kojima-san, what are you doing?
Kojima-san, Kojima-san...
This "tanuki" next to you is very excited.
Let's take a picture of you from the middle.
One, two...
Be quiet!
It's hot!
Is it hot?
It's like this, isn't it?
Kojima-san's excitement, this excitement and this excitement are rising.
You don't know what kind of face I'm making, do you?
No, I don't know, but I think it's the "tanuki" side.
Please stand up!
Yes!
Are you satisfied now?
This is fun!
See!
I brought you to a certain place.
Now, where will the "tanuki" be brought?
Here it is!
What I brought you here is...
Kameda Kindergarten!
Who is the most "tanuki" face?
We will have the children with pure hearts...
...judge you!
Now, let's go inside!
The first stage is this Kameda Kindergarten.
Now, who will be recognized as "tanuki" for their pure acting?
Let's hear their enthusiasm.
Kojima "tanuki", are you confident in grasping your children's feelings?
I am!
Are you?
After becoming "tanuki", I have a little sister...
...so I can play with my little sister.
Let's play together!
Thank you!
Next, Kawamoto "tanuki", show us your enthusiasm!
I don't have any siblings. I am an only child...
...but I am "tanuki" today...
...so I will do my best with the same feelings.
Thank you!
Lastly, Oowa "tanuki", show us your enthusiasm!
Oowa "tanuki"...
She is good!
Oowa "tanuki"...
Oowa "tanuki" is...
I have a little sister...
...and I am an idol...
...so I want to make everyone my "tanuki".
We will do our best...
...so please play with us!
They will play with "tanuki" for 15 minutes.
Lastly, the most "tanuki" member will receive 10 points.
Now...
Ready, start!
How was it?
It's fun!
What's up?
What's this?
What did you do with this?
It's a duck.
Kojima Tanuki is running around with about 20 people.
Kojima seems to be trying to play with his body.
I got caught!
Chase Tanuki.
Which one is it?
I got caught!
Her sweet sweat and hard work were conveyed.
And Kawamoto is...
Wait! Everyone is fast!
She seems to be running around and trying to get along with everyone.
What's up?
It's a big trick.
What should I do?
It's a big trick.
Let's do it together.
Are you tired of playing a big trick?
Let's do it together.
They sit down and talk.
It's a small but careful strategy to deepen their bond with the actor.
Who is recognized as "Tanuki King" by a pure actor?
The continuation of "Tanuki War" is next week!
It's time for "Present Quiz" again.
Here is today's quiz.
Who is said to have a low ear position by Dr. Okai of the Department of Percussion?
It's him who found a cardboard box with toys in it.
The deadline is July 26th, Saturday evening at 6 o'clock.
10 people will be given Nemo's special T-shirt as a gift by drawing lots from the correct answer.
Hey, hey, staff! Hide the cardboard box!
Next time on Nemoth TV is...
AKB48 Raccoon Battle Part 2!
We don't even need three raccoons.
With their number one positions, the three of them fight fiercely.
I have a perfect score.
You have a perfect score?!
I rarely have a perfect score, but...
And in the last battle, no way...
July 31st, Sunday evening at 6 PM!