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This "Nemos! TV" delivers that new project held at the nationwide handshake meeting...
"World's Most Useless Lesson - Part 2"!
This project, in which members become teachers and offer their own knowledge.
What kind of one-sided lesson will be held tonight?
When summer comes, you think of...
For national idols...
There is no one else but...
"Nichaburi Secondary School"!
"AKB48 Nemos! TV" Season 19!
Now, the first teacher is...
Hello, everyone! I'm Miki Ishida!
Nice to meet you!
Yes!
The western teacher...
At the restaurant...
Hotly talking about "shabu-shabu" vegetables!
Well, I often go to the chain store of "shabu- shabu" restaurant.
Well, I often go there twice a week.
Today, I'm going to study about those vegetables!
I go there alone or with my members.
I go there with Ayaka Okada...
Mitsuki Maeda...
Nana Okada...
or Mako Kojima!
I eat a lot of vegetables!
What is a must-have in such a restaurant?
You can choose two kinds of soup stock.
Two! Oh, I'm sorry, Nana!
Well, you can choose two kinds of soup stock.
I always choose soy milk.
The reason is...
Soy milk is good for your health and your skin.
For example, when you eat "shabu-shabu" cheese,
it becomes a little spicy when you eat it with sunny side up.
When you eat it with curry, it becomes curry- flavored cheese.
But with soy milk, the taste doesn't change.
You can enjoy the taste of vegetables as it is!
Vegetable general election - who will be in third place?
Veggie fries!
I love it!
I like to eat about five servings of it.
I'm sorry, Mako.
These are veggie fries.
I usually eat sweet potatoes.
It goes best with soy milk.
By the way, Nara Okada likes chestnuts.
Or was it pumpkin?
It's pumpkin!
Okada likes pumpkin.
But I like sweet potatoes.
Let's move on.
Who is in second place?
Cheese shabu-shabu!
I wrote it in yellow. It's a mistake. I'm sorry.
Of course, it's delicious to eat only with cheese.
But it's the best to eat it with chicken shabu- shabu!
It's the best of the best!
Everyone, please try it!
Who is in first place?
Who is at the center of vegetables?
It's mushrooms!
I started to like mushrooms because of vegetables.
There are many kinds of mushrooms.
There are seven kinds of mushrooms.
They all have different flavors and textures.
It's also delicious to eat mushrooms with cheese.
I'm done talking about mushrooms.
What I want to say about vegetables is...
I think it's best to eat with your favorite people and eat a lot of food.
And...
Vegetables! Please call us for a commercial for vegetables!
Now, let's ask for their impressions of the lecture.
If the price of vegetables goes up, I think it's thanks to my class.
I'm waiting for your commercial!
Now, let's continue with this teacher.
I'm your teacher, sexy teacher Mariko Nakamura, who will be in charge of your class from today.
I'm Mariko Nakamura. Nice to meet you all!
In "Families 2", Ms. Nakamura will talk about the morning of various shops.
I think you eat breakfast every day, but this "families"'s morning is to make it a little more luxurious and gorgeous.
In the first place, eating breakfast is my hobby...
Oh, I've already said it.
My hobby was "families"'s breakfast, so I derived it from there and looked it up.
Then, please tell me how to use "families"'s breakfast differently.
This time, I'm thinking of an orthodox breakfast set that exists in any "families".
I'm thinking of toast and fried eggs, mainly scrambled eggs.
First of all, let me introduce you to "families"'s breakfast which has the best cost performance.
As you know, I'm a guest.
There are many shops in the city, and I think it's relatively easy for salarymen to use breakfast.
And, the only "families"'s breakfast set which includes a soup bar.
And no matter what you say, the toast is...
Number...
One!
Wow!
You listen to me seriously.
Thank you very much.
This is "Nakamura Mariko Shirabe".
I think there are some parts that change little by little.
The thickness is about 3 cm.
The length is about 12 cm.
The width is 11 cm.
Well, it's a bread-thick toast.
The next family restaurant I would like to introduce is this one.
"Jonathan".
What I can say about this store is that there are more drink bars than guests.
And what is different from guests is that bread is optional.
It can be a thick mountain-shaped toast or rice flour and lime bread.
This rice flour bread is quite chewy and delicious.
The last family restaurant I would like to introduce is "Royal Host".
Wow!
I feel like I'm praised.
Thank you very much.
This toast is sliced thinly.
It's crispy and crunchy.
On the contrary, this is also delicious.
If you add 80 yen to this sliced toast, you can change it to English muffin.
Great!
And "Royal Host" has a wide variety of scrambled eggs and salmon and onion.
It's amazing.
Well, I would like to summarize it.
Ta-da!
"No mooring and no wife".
As I thought, mooring is very important.
I wanted you all to eat mooring.
That's why I wrote "no mooring and no wife".
Thank you for listening.
Ms. Nakamura seems to have done her best.
I was pretty nervous.
But I think I was able to convey the goodness of family.
I think I was able to convey the goodness of family without worrying about mooring.
I hope I can get more familiar with this and have more family work.
The next teacher is...
Hello.
Observation report of a creature called Watanabe Miyuki.
It's a tough title, but...
Do you like Miyuki Watanabe?
We love her!
I love her, too!
So I thought I'd look into it.
Surprisingly, there are a lot of mysteries about Miyuki Watanabe.
First of all, basic information about Miyuki Watanabe.
Here's a picture of Miyuki Watanabe.
This is Miyuki Watanabe's face.
I think Miyuki Watanabe is quite slim.
Also, Miyuki Watanabe always has a smiley face.
There are three moles on Miyuki Watanabe's right knee.
Miyuki Watanabe doesn't like these moles.
I'm embarrassed. Please come to me.
Also, Miyuki Watanabe doesn't like Miyuki Watanabe's way of speaking.
Miyuki Watanabe says this a lot.
Does anyone want to get in touch with Miyuki Watanabe?
Miyuki Watanabe doesn't say "I don't like it" right away.
Hey, Milky, make a weird face.
Hey, I don't like it.
Miyuki Watanabe is getting closer to Miyuki Watanabe's correction.
This is Miyuki Watanabe's underwear store.
Do you know it?
Can you show it at a handshake party?
No, right?
Before a show starts, everyone changes clothes for a moment, right?
At that time...
Maa-chan, look at me.
Well, how do you like it?
Like that!
Or a tea bag.
What do you think about it?
What are you going to do?
That's right!
This is important!
What do you do after seeing it?
If I make a mistake...
If I say something wrong...
I'll be very shy.
Please be careful.
If you see it and say...
Where is it from?
Huh? I want to wear it, too!
If you can't say it like that...
Miyuki Watanabe will...
She won't say it.
She'll be shy and...
She'll lose her tension.
So she'll say it.
It doesn't matter if it's a man.
I want to wear it, too!
The teacher has discovered...
How to make Miyuki shy.
What do you like about me?
Muscles?
Miyuki Watanabe has double-sided muscles.
She also has a habit of saying "bad muscles."
So if I meet a bad muscle...
If I show them my muscles...
They might say "That's cool!"
And touch me.
If you want to show Miyuki your muscles...
Do some muscle training.
Do your best.
You're very motivated.
You're a little fat.
I make it thinner and then I put muscles on it.
You make it thinner and then you put muscles on it.
But...
Do you like skinny guys?
Miyuki Watanabe likes skinny guys.
I'm trying to be chubby, too.
Let's work hard together!
What did you think of the class?
I thought I knew a lot about you, but a teacher is difficult.
I think teaching is a difficult job.
Of course I know about it, but people don't know about it.
Who is the next teacher?
The next teacher is...
I just did a background check.
I'm going to reflect on my background check.
Are you ready? Answer me!
Yes!
Ms. Iwata teaches about her favorite Attack on Titan.
But there is one problem.
Here is the first problem.
Attack on Titan can be found in 5 minutes.
You're wrong!
What?
You're a new student.
Oh, I'm sorry! I'm wrong? Listen!
Don't tell me I'm wrong just because I like Attack on Titan.
First of all, she explains what Attack on Titan is.
Humans who noticed the counterattack...
...suddenly appeared and were on the verge of extinction by Titans.
Ta-da!
Thank you! Thank you!
Ms. Iwata's story is heated up with her own painting in 5 minutes.
I'll exterminate you, too!
This is a word that Eren, who lost his mother, said to Titans out of anger and hatred.
Wow, it's hot!
Next, she introduces the masterpiece with all her heart.
Oh, it's starting all of a sudden, so please get ready when I do this.
I'd like you to think of it as a line from my heart when I do this.
If you don't use the power I have desperately, you can't beat the titans. Humans can't beat the titans.
That's not it!
No, it's not.
But you're only trying to make excuses that are convenient for you.
You haven't even met the titans before. What are you so afraid of?
Is it bad? Should I keep quiet?
No, I'll say it. Everything I'm thinking!
What are you going to do if you don't fight?
If you're afraid of fighting for your life, then lend me your strength!
You cowards! Just shut up and leave it all to me!
That's the scene.
It's getting dark. Are you okay?
There are many other titles like "Attack on Titan Tower".
Please watch "Attack on Titan Tower".
Is that all for Iwatakare's class?
That's all for Iwatakare's class!
I've been preparing for today.
I drew pictures and wrote scripts.
I was very nervous, but I'm glad.
I hope my love for "Attack on Titan Tower" will be conveyed.
I'm Izuta Rina. Nice to meet you. Thank you very much.
Izuta-sensei, who is strict with manners, will teach you how to get on a train.
When you get on a train, there are a lot of people on it.
And you get to know a lot of people and their ways of life.
In a good way or in a bad way, I think you can show your personality on a train.
Today, I would like to introduce it to you.
What manners does Izuta-sensei want to convey?
I'm very strict with manners of a train.
When you go up the stairs and walk on the right or on the left,
there are people who come up from the right.
I'm very annoyed by that.
But I can't be careful about it.
In such a case, Izuta-sensei's warning method is useful.
If you walk like this and come up like this, you're making a mistake.
No, I'm not wrong.
I walk like this and give off an aura that I'm right.
After all, idols need an aura, so I'm doing my best to give off an aura even from where I'm walking on the train.
Next, Izuta-sensei's warning method for people who sit with their legs spread out is...
When I come up like this with my legs spread out, I'm like, "Wow, I don't know if I can sit here."
When I come up like this, I'm like, "It's narrow."
I say it in a low voice.
Then...
Wow! Thank you for the applause!
Then...
Sometimes there are people who close their legs because I spread them out too much.
In addition, what do you do for people who leave their luggage behind?
For example, you leave your luggage here.
Some people leave their luggage behind and don't sit down.
In such a case, you say, "Huh? The seat is not available."
Oh, it's available.
You go somewhere like this, don't you?
Then you can't avoid your luggage while looking at it like this.
Then you go like this in a hurry and sit down.
Then you can sit down.
So you'd better say it like that, don't you?
So I've been teaching manners to people like that in a bit of a mean way, since I was little.
So I'm pretty smart, looking at it like that.
Izuta-sensei, who claims to be smart, what is your response?
I didn't mean to make people laugh or laugh at me.
It was a lot of fun and I had a lot of fun.
Next up is this teacher.
Hello!
Yes, I'm Shimada.
Paruru Fan's Must See! Shimada-sensei will tell you Shimasaki's philosophy!
Paruru is like this, you know?
She's like this. Well, she's like this.
She's never said anything but "Paruru, cry!"
Why don't you go?
Even though you're so cute.
It's hard for me to go.
Well, I thought there were a lot of people like that.
So this time, I wanted everyone to receive Paruru- chan's response.
What is Paruru's response?
First of all, you have to respond like a dog or a child.
So when you shake hands, first talk like a dog or a child.
Don't talk about yourself.
If you say "Actually, I have a miniature dachshund,"
Ah, what do you call it?
You might get a response like that.
Paruru's favorite type is, surprisingly...
Paruru likes people who are easy to play with.
People who are easy for Paruru to play with are most likely to get a response like that.
So everyone, when you go to a handshake event, say it with a character you can play with.
And with a strong heart, line up next to Paruru.
People who have received a response, say it one more time.
Please like Paruru.
It's time for a special question.
Before the handshake event, I had decided what I would say and where I would go.
But by chance, Paruru sneezed there.
Oh, bad timing.
And I thought, "Oh, it's salt."
You thought it was salt.
I think Paruru is lovable there.
On the contrary, she's cute.
On the contrary, I think Paruru is cute.
I think Paruru is cute because she sneezed.
If it comes this far, it's already 10 degrees.
Since then, I haven't been able to go.
You got traumatized.
That's right.
I see.
But now that I've taken this class, I thought I'd go again.
Oh, I'm happy.
Yes.
I'm happy.
What is this?
What am I contributing to the sales of Paruru's handshake event?
It's not my own, you know?
This time, let's have Paruru give us some advice on how to handle it.
No, I definitely wouldn't even have five minutes if it were Paruru.
"It's a pain in the ass," and it's over.
The next person to give us their advice is...
Ms. Nakanishi talks about the world of maniac blind people.
I love blind people.
It's like a blind fetish, but...
Does anyone know?
No one.
So, after this class, I thought of a fun class for you to think you might like blind people.
What are your favorite blind people best three?
Matomaru!
Do you know Matomaru?
He's right here.
Yes, here.
Matomaru.
I love this Matomaru.
He's so cute!
Well, he's blind, but he's an eraser, so when you do this, his shape changes, doesn't it?
Then it gradually becomes the shape you like more and more.
Do you know?
You don't know, do you?
Those who know know.
Second place is...
Saikoro!
Do you know Saikoro?
I love rolling dice.
When I was little, I used to do it with my friends after school.
You roll it like this, right?
After everyone rolls it, you leave it alone and say, "Oh, here, here, here!"
During that time, I kept touching the dice like this.
It's like I unconsciously noticed that I had a dice.
First place is...
Everyone knows it.
iPhone 4s!
It's kind of heavy and thick, and it's cute.
And the corners are a little round.
It's kind of nice for humans.
It doesn't hurt you no matter where you hold it.
I love that kind of blinding cuteness.
I think the iPhone 4s is a fair winner.
I can't stand up.
Here are some blind people we hate.
Do you call it a triangle? A square?
It's a square here, but it's a triangle.
If you look at it from a distance, it's a square.
I hate it.
Do you know why?
It's because it's here.
For example, "Churi, hold the square."
Yes, yes.
It hurts.
Teacher, that was a deep lesson.
I thought it might be too much or not enough.
But when it came to blind people, I was surprised when I started talking.
How much did you understand?
I think I understood about 11%.
The world's most useless class held at the National Association of Blind People.
How was it, viewers?
What? You want to know more about it?
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Here is today's quiz!
Who is the member who recreated a scene from a certain manga?
It's that guy who's cosplayed as a character, isn't it?
The deadline is September 8th, Saturday evening at 6 PM!
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