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This time, the new plan held at the nationwide handshake meeting is finally released.
That is...
This time, the members will become teachers!
The world's most useless class.
Getting better at things you like.
Anyone should have at least one field of expertise.
This time, the members will become teachers and stand up for the cult.
Well then, everyone! I'm looking forward to it!
Right?!
A passionate class.
It's a little expensive, but you should try it out!
When summer comes, you'll remember.
For national idols,
you can't get sick of this useless handshake meeting school!
AKB48 MEMORS TV Season 19!
Everyone, please take your seats.
Oh, you're here?!
Hello!
So, the topic I'm going to teach you today is...
...this!
Ta-dah!
Yes, "edage".
Yes, when I tried to write "edage", I accidentally wrote "waza" instead of "edage".
Um...
The letters "edage" that come out of here are all "waza" letters.
Everyone, please don't worry about that.
So, I think those of you who know already know, but...
I'm "the great edage fetch".
Self-proclaimed "edage fetch" Okada sensei...
...will tell you about the charm of "edage".
The first type of "edage"...
Ta-dah!
Um, this is...
...the general...
...normal...
...edage.
Well...
People who are quite damaged...
...have edages that are...
...quite more...
...more amazing in shape.
Ta-dah!
Like this...
It's like...
...it's like a tree...
There are so many of them...
...that are separated like this.
Here, I have...
...my favorite...
...edage shape...
...and I'll show you...
Everyone, there's "edage" like this!
One of...
...the hairs...
...isn't separated by the tip of the hair...
...and in the middle of it...
...something is broken here.
This is...
...already...
...for me...
...the best...
...edage.
Okada sensei will tell you about...
...the members' "edage" characteristics.
Well, first of all...
Ta-dah!
Nishino...
...Miki's edage!
Energetic Nishino Miki...
...what does she think of her edage?
Can you see it?
You can't?
Ah! I can see it a little!
Yes!
Actually, Miki's...
...Nishino's...
...edage...
...is...
...very...
...thin!
Surprisingly, her reactions and dances...
...are very big...
...but her edages are all small!
So, I think...
...that's Miki's gap.
Next up...
...is Megutan's...
...or Taniguchi Meg's...
...edage!
This is it!
Can you see it?
Meg-chan's hair is firm...
...and there are one strand of hair and three strands of hair next to it.
So I think Meg-chan's edage is my type...
...or rather, it's my preference.
Next, Tomo's edage will be explained.
Tomo-san's edage is...
...this one!
Here! Here! Here!
Can you see it?
Thank goodness!
I had him look at about three strands of my hair...
...and drew an illustration.
Tomo-san's hair is very thin...
...and there are a lot of fine strands of hair like this...
...and sometimes my favorite strands of hair appear.
As expected of Tomo-san, his hair is very smooth...
...and there aren't many strands of hair...
...so it was difficult for me to find them.
Actually, I just went to the beauty salon yesterday...
...and even though I just went there...
...I couldn't find any strands of hair.
So I think...
...it's my fate that I won't have any strands of hair anymore.
Lastly, it's question time!
What do you do to make your edage easier to make?
How do you make your edage easier to make?
How do you make it?
Um...
Do you double it?
Double it?!
That's right! By making it edage...
...it might double it a little!
Well...
...I recommend you use medicine!
Thank you!
Is it okay?
And with that, Okada-sensei's first year is over!
Now, what are your impressions of the class?
I don't think a lot of people knew about Yodagiri at all, but there were people who laughed and nodded and listened to me, so I think they understood me a little.
Next up is this teacher.
Kojima-sensei's class is singing.
Is this theme okay for you?
I am the "singer who is bad at singing" that was held in 2014, but most of you...
Hey, don't laugh! Listen to me seriously!
You think I'm a bad singer, right?
Yes.
Well, you don't know me.
Actually, I'm really good at singing.
First, the beginner's class is...
Ta-dah!
Anyway, let's sing loudly!
Yes.
I don't know why you're laughing like that, but...
I'm not a normal singer.
In order to improve my singing skills, I thought about where I should sing from.
I thought it would be better for me to sing from the tip of my foot, which is lower than my stomach.
Yes, applause! That's the point!
Oh, that's good. Thank you very much.
If I sing from the tip of my foot, I thought of a way to improve my singing skills, and I came up with this method.
Now, let's move on to the advanced level.
"Do-re-mi-fa-sol-la-si-do" has eight notes.
If I press these eight notes with my body, the sound will come out on its own.
Isn't it amazing?
It's amazing!
Well, that's...
"Do" is...
here!
It's the top of the head!
Let's press the top of the head!
Do
The sound comes out on its own, doesn't it?
That's how it is.
Kojima-sensei says that if you press here, the sound comes out on its own.
I've done a lot of things, but when it comes to this, I have no choice but to sing with all my heart and with all my feelings.
The last is a song by Kojima-sensei, "Kokoro shite kite kure".
"Do" "Re" "Mi" OK.
"Do" "Re" "Mi"
"Koko wa doko na no darou?" (Where am I?)
Sorry, but I have to leave.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was fun.
But I didn't know what I was saying.
I thought I was stupid and gave a lecture.
Thank you for your next lecture.
How to become a Taiko master.
Ever since I was in elementary school, I loved going to a game center and playing Taiko.
I was a very conspicuous kid.
But once I came to Tokyo and became an adult, I learned a little shame.
I was embarrassed to play in front of people.
Occasionally, in Ueno or Tokyo Dome City, as a "Rieko Meijin",
I came here to leave my name on this game machine.
Then, Rieko Meijin, please tell us about your charm.
Recently, you can change the original characters "Wadadon" and "Wadakatsu" of "Taiko no Tatsujin".
I forgot what kind of face I should make, but I'll draw "Wadadon" and "Wadakatsu" in my head.
Is it hard for you to see me in red? It's hard for you to see me in red. Let's stop.
Red is not for TV. Let's stop.
It's "Wadadon".
It's like this. It's like this.
Recently, you can wear a ribbon or a helmet.
It was hard for me to see you in red.
You can wear a ribbon or a helmet.
Recently, you can wear a ribbon or a helmet.
"Taiko no Tatsujin"'s "Tatsujin-e-no-sanka-jou" is...
Number one!
Find your favorite song!
Thank you very much.
Even if you're not good at it and don't have a sense of rhythm,
if you practice, you'll figure it out.
Find one song, your favorite song, and practice it.
I think you'll be noticed in the game center.
The second place goes to...
Inakani Prefecture!
The reason is...
The more you go to Inakani Prefecture, the cheaper it is to practice at the game center.
When I went to play outside of Chiba the other day,
I played four songs for 100 yen per person!
But it's completely different!
So it's more fun to do it in Inakani Prefecture than in Shuto Prefecture.
By the way, I drew Yonesuke-san to stay in Inakani Prefecture,
but I remembered later that Yonesuke-san was a nightclub next door to Totsugeki.
The third place goes to...
Here it is!
Be careful of the demon course!
I have confidence in myself, but even though the demon course is more difficult than usual,
if you don't get more than 90% correct, you won't pass!
Sometimes in the game center, I make a mistake and make only the second song the demon course.
Even if it's a game over, it's not a waste of money.
So, when you first start playing the demon course,
let's choose a safe song for the first song and go on an adventure for the second song!
Finally, it's teacher's example time!
Do you want to do it together?
Oh, that's good! Let's play a game!
Suddenly, she faced Miyazaki, a self-proclaimed master.
Do you want to play "Love, Love, Love, Love"?
That's right!
Do you want to be my demon?
Demon?
Wouldn't it be difficult?
But it's a great opportunity!
Do you want to be a demon?
Yeah, let's do it!
So, the battle for the master's name has begun!
Me first?
Yeah, me first!
Me first!
What should I do?
It's too low level.
And the winner is...
Please!
I did it!
I lost!
I'm glad you won.
Thank you very much.
Goodbye.
Thank you very much.
I'm good at this kind of thing, but there is only one member who can't win.
And that is Yuki Kashiwagi.
I will do my best to surpass Yukirin someday.
Thank you for your support.
How was it?
It was harder than I thought.
I thought I was pretty good at speaking.
But it was harder than I thought.
I was nervous.
As a teacher, I think I became a teacher who is loved.
Next up is this teacher.
I'd like to announce the topic of this class.
In other words...
That's it!
Hey, what class is it?
It's Ijiri Studies.
This is how you read Ijiri Studies.
I think we're getting used to it these days.
Some of you may be thinking, "It's Ijiri again."
I'd like you to know that Ijiri is such an amazing person.
Ijiri Okada is a serious person with a dirty face.
Basically, I'm serious about rehearsals.
He always tells us what to do and what not to do.
Ijiri Okada taught us that rehearsals are the most important.
What about his obsession with detective photos?
Mr. Ijiri said to Mr. Horipro's manager, "Even if you take a detective photo, nothing will change."
But Mr. Ijiri...
He takes detective photos every year and cherishes them.
That's his face, isn't it?
That's not enough for him to get a job.
He looks dirty, but he's more serious than anyone else.
He's been doing this style for 30 years.
As a senior in life, I will continue to walk with Mr. Ijiri and Mr. Okada.
Everyone, please make use of this Ijiri school in your daily life!
Now, what are their impressions of the class?
It's the worst.
It doesn't seem to be conveyed to everyone.
Next, standing in the church...
Good morning.
Mr. Tanabe of Japanese dosukoi.
Appeared in the character T-shirt of the Japanese sumo association.
There is a woman who likes sumo, who is called "sujo".
It's been pretty popular lately.
As one of those "sujo", I would like you to like sumo.
I would like to give a lecture.
Would you like me to hear it from the beginning?
We have Chio Otori and Chio Maruzeki here in this room.
Both of you say you love AKB48 very much.
And Chio Otori, for some reason, is a big fan of AKB48.
I'm happy for you.
And Chio Maruzeki, you say you love AKB48 very much.
I'm very happy for you.
AKB and Osmo are similar? What do you mean?
Each of you has your own agency.
I felt that each of you belonged to Osmo and AKB also belonged to other agencies.
I can't say anything right now.
And I can't believe it, but Rikishi also does handshakes like this.
Cute.
And commemorative photoshoots are also... well, it's a shame meeting for us, right?
We do it.
And it seems that Rikishi also has a chance to be held like a princess.
I'd like to say this.
Then, what is your favorite AKB48 handshake?
It's pretty standard, and I like Yorikiri the most.
It's a move that Hakuhou Ozeki often does.
It's like Rikishi and Rikishi are hugging each other.
And when you take a turn like this, your butt goes up like this.
I think it's the most beautiful.
To put it simply and for AKB members...
It was a big success in May.
Teruno Fuji, promoted by Ozeki.
If I were to compare me to an AKB member...
Yokoya Mayuri.
Yes.
I'd go "Whoa!"
I want to be self-reliant and move forward and forward.
I want to be a presence that stirs up.
If I were to compare me to a popular handsome man...
Haruka Shimazaki.
Parure!
His face is awesome and he's handsome.
When I was looking at him at the flower road...
It was my first time and I was curious.
So I reached out and...
Of course, I didn't even look at him normally.
It was a good response.
- Thank you for your hard work. - I was nervous.
- How was it? - It was fun and amazing.
Being able to tell people what I like...
I thought it was difficult.
Now, the next teacher is...
Uchida-sensei's Yakiniku Science.
It's a subject you can only look forward to in this job.
Of course, some of you may know me, but I, Uchida Mayumi,
run a Yakiniku store called "Iwa" in Shin-Okubo.
And last month, in April of this year,
we were able to safely celebrate our one year anniversary!
Thank you very much!
If you were to compare each member of AKB with a piece of yakiniku...
I'd like to do it in a quiz format, so it's easier for everyone to understand.
First of all...
Aharami!
Here it is.
It's a piece of yakiniku with a large membrane of muscle,
which has a beautiful balance of red meat and fatty meat,
and which has a lot of meat in it.
Yakiniku...
Hmm...
Takamira!
Ah!
One more time.
Takamira!
Takamira! Ah!
Congratulations, it's Takamira!
That's right.
Aharami has a balance of both fatty and red meat,
and I think Takamira and Aharami were able to put together the whole yakiniku
with the idea of bringing everyone together.
Okay, and next up is...
Lever!
Lever, right?
I love him, but...
He's a bit of a weirdo.
If you like him, you'll love him.
Who do you think is Lever?
He's one of our selection members.
I don't know. Is it difficult?
I think Lever is Mii-chan.
Minami Minegishi-chan.
I like her very much.
I like her very much, but I don't like her because of her habits.
But there are many people who like Lever.
Next, I made it with our personal recommended meat.
Our favorite lamp is Miyazaki, which looks delicious.
The tail is simmering.
How about hormones?
Hormones are bad.
If you don't handle it well, you'll get angry.
It's an island.
Yes, it's an island.
It's an island. Did you hear that?
The students were in a hurry.
I've talked about it a lot, but this is the result.
After all, the rock is the best.
So, this was Mayumi Uchida's class.
Thank you very much.
Now, let me know your impressions.
Even though we know about meat, we don't know much about it.
I'm glad I was able to tell you about it today.
Next time on The Most TV...
The world's most useless class for two days.
A variety of passionate teachers will appear one after another.
It's not about me.
I love it! Really!
Well, what do you think?
Like...
Well, like a tea bag...
Now, please volunteer for the class.
You...
Losers!
Just shut up!
Leave it all to me!
We'll give away The Most special T-shirts to ten people!
Everyone was crazy about it!
The world's most useless class for two days.
A grateful class by teachers from all over the world.
Well, what do you think?
Make sure you get your notes and get ready for the test!
First of all, please talk about dogs and children.
It's not about me.
September 6th, 6pm.
Losers!
Just shut up!
Leave it all to me!