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My Wife's Test
The topic of "My Wife's Test" is...
My Wife's Test
Today, I'll wake up my sleeping husband.
My Wife's Test
Be careful of him in the spring.
Crying when you're happy.
National idol with sweat and tears.
AKB48 NEMONSTERI SEASON 18
Hello!
MC is Okappa "Pero Pero" Aniki.
We have invited someone who will judge the members' dreams.
He is Matsui Shigenobu-san, who runs Singten in Osaka.
Nice to meet you.
He is Matsui Shigenobu-san, who runs Singten in Osaka and has been running it for 55 years.
He looks like an idol, but you haven't seen him before, have you?
No, I haven't. I want to see him.
That's right.
Let me explain the rules of this game.
The goal of this game is to wake up your husband from his real sleep.
By the way, this doll also has a special ad-lib function.
Pay attention to the teamwork of the members.
Who will be the first challenger?
Who is it?
Oh! It's Minami Minegishi-san!
I can't hear you right now, so I'm going to wake you up.
This is how you sleep.
You are so cute!
Oh!
Oh! It's ringing!
Oh! I'm up!
Am I awake?
I confirmed it!
Oh! I fell asleep!
I fell asleep twice!
Doctor, is it okay for me to sleep twice?
It's okay for you to sleep twice.
Is it okay for me to sleep twice?
What did I do today?
Oh, no! I have to wake up!
That's right! I have to wake up today!
I can't wake up in the morning anymore!
That's right! It was late yesterday, too!
Oh! It's like this!
Oh! It's better to wake up than you think!
Oh! I'm still sleeping!
Oh! It's your husband! Your husband!
Good morning! It's morning!
You said you'd take me to Costco today, didn't you?
Costco?!
There's only you in this house, so wake up!
I'm not awake yet! I'm not awake yet!
Let me sleep a little longer!
Are you sure?
I'm scared!
Oh, you don't have to do that!
I regret now.
She's a straightforward person.
What are you doing?
Don't tell me...
This is my special move!
Don't tell me...
Take my blow!
No! It's dangerous!
Like paper!
It's dangerous!
Good morning! Are you up?
Thank you. I'm up.
If you don't wake up soon, the flying peeper will explode.
No way! The flying peeper will explode!
What is the evaluation of this way of waking up?
The way of waking up is the best!
What? Wait a minute!
What is the best?
Waking up people is the best.
Really? Waking up people?
Waking up people is better than being kind.
You're not just saying that, are you?
No, I'm not.
You're not?
Thank you for your evaluation.
I'm more interested in...
What is the last technique?
Flying peepo.
In short, people who fly.
People who fly.
It's not people.
It's people who fly, peepo.
I see.
I didn't think about it.
But that way of waking up was praised by a specialist in Nernica.
What? Really?
If you ask me if that way of waking up is good...
It's good.
It's good to force people to wake up at a fixed time.
I see.
First of all, Mr. Minegishi praised it.
It's not in the top five.
I'd like to say it's in the fifth place, but...
It's around here...
It's in the fifth place even though you praised it?
That's right.
Top batter's famous song, Minegishi is in the fifth place.
Next, my favorite candidate is Kuramochi.
Let's go.
Is it okay to stand sideways?
It's okay when you wake up, but you can't stand sideways at first.
You can't do this.
You can't move?
Your face will be distorted.
My face will be distorted?
Yes.
Your face will be distorted.
Does that mean my left side will be distorted?
Your chin will come out.
I'm up.
Wait a minute.
It's from here.
I'm up.
Why didn't you wake me up? It's already past 30 minutes.
Can you enjoy it?
I'm going to be late.
I told you to wake me up yesterday.
Let me sleep a little longer.
He's angry.
Let me sleep a little longer.
Let me sleep for 30 minutes.
Do you like pro wrestling?
Let me do camel crunches.
You're not up yet?
Hurry up and get up.
All right.
Thank you.
I'm up.
If you don't get up soon, you'll be late for the match.
It was a pro wrestler's setting.
I see.
Next person.
Ready, go!
Who is it?
It's Mayu Watanabe.
Let's go.
Please.
She looks like an idol.
She is a righteous person.
I'm scared.
Ah, it stopped.
It's so violent.
It's an unexpected side of Mayu-chan.
Her face is like an angel.
Her left hand is like a devil.
This...
I'll confirm it.
I'll surprise you.
She's calm.
I'll wake up my husband.
I hit you!
It's dangerous!
It broke!
It hurts!
It's because Riki died.
You're up.
Thank you.
I did my best.
Good morning.
That's all for today.
Good morning.
Please say good morning, say a word of love and call an ambulance.
Good morning.
Do your best at work today.
Excuse me.
Thank you!
Anyone who wants to dream Watanabe knows how to write?
Next, it's Kashiwagi to wake up her husband.
Let's see.
Please!
Oh!
Oh, it's a little wrinkled.
Oh!
Oh, it's real, real, real!
Oh!
He woke up right away!
Oh, you're up!
Oh, you're up first!
How do you wake him up?
Oh, you're kind!
Wake up!
It's your first time, you're kind!
Wake up!
Let's sleep a little more!
Why?
You'll be late!
Yes, wake up!
Oh, you're up!
Wake up!
Put a blanket on me!
No!
Wake up!
No!
Oh!
If you don't wake up, I'll do like this!
Oh!
I don't want you to wake me up again, so wake up next time!
You're strong!
Don't imitate me!
Next is Kitahara.
Oh!
It's Kitahara Rie!
It's bad for you to wake up in the morning.
Oh, is it bad?
It's bad!
I don't know if you'll say it right here or not.
Wake up a little earlier!
If you wake up, you're lying!
You're lying!
Hehehe!
I can't hear you.
Oh!
He stopped for a moment!
Oh!
He noticed it!
Oh!
Oh, you're lying!
You're definitely the type of person who goes back to sleep after that.
Oh, you're lying!
You can't move in such a state.
Wake up, wake up!
Oh!
He's getting off his own bed!
Oh!
Wake up!
Oh, that's good!
It's so cute!
It's real, isn't it?
You don't want to wake up, do you?
I'm fine. It's not time for me to leave the house yet.
That's good!
You say it a lot.
Wake up!
I don't like waking up alone.
Well, let's do it.
Let's say "wake up" together.
Oh, what's this?
One, two, hey!
Oh, you woke me up.
Did you wake up?
Thank you. I woke up.
Good morning!
Good luck with your work today!
I'm still sleeping, though.
The fifth and first non-violent alarm clock.
What is its evaluation?
It's good, isn't it?
It's good to wake you up violently, but...
After all, the ideal is how you wake me up.
You're the type of person who wants to be woken up violently, aren't you?
Teacher!
Then you might not be able to wake me up?
In the beginning, Menegishi-san's way of waking me up was...
She put her body down and jumped.
Yes, yes.
She put her body down and...
I said, "No!"
It's not a matter of preference, is it?
It's a matter of your luck.
If that happens...
I don't like Kitara-san, but...
Teacher, I'll rank you...
Where is it?
Up there.
It's going up!
Let's go there.
It's the top!
Kitara's ideal of waking me up is...
It's the top!
Next is Menegishi-san's thick eyebrow braids.
Even when you're sleeping, your eyebrows are thick, right?
That's right. You don't close your eyebrows.
She's good!
She's good at waking me up!
She's good!
This is fun.
It's fun to see everyone's acting skills being tested.
She fell asleep!
Her voice is different!
Her voice is like a duckling coming down.
It's like...
Huh?! What's with my face?!
What's with your face?!
You looked like you were about to fall asleep.
Am I bad at waking people up?
You don't look like it.
But Ami-chan and I open our eyes and go to sleep.
It's thin and heavy.
It's thin and heavy? Thank you!
Let me sleep a little longer!
She's mad!
You're cute, Ami-chan!
She was like a world-class writer!
That was crazy!
Her head hit that corner!
That hurts!
Is this a game?
It's a hole!
That hurts!
I get it! Thank you! I'm up!
Good morning!
Wake up earlier, okay?
"Three stars"...
That doesn't count.
Maeda Ami gets a 10-star rating.
Next is my first appearance.
17-year-old Imoto Ami.
Hey, hey!
Let's make an omelet together!
Wake me up when you make an omelet!
No! Let's make it together!
It's my first time making it, so let's make it together!
Let's make an omelet!
After that, she keeps making omelets.
Let's make it together!
Thank you! I'm up!
Good morning!
Let's make a sweet omelet together!
Sometimes, you can only make omelets.
And now, let's take a look at the special live show that took place that day.
Even though we're right next to each other, I feel you're far away
You're two steps ahead of me
It's a little embarrassing for me to call you
No matter how many times I call you, you won't pick up
When my twisted body tilts over
That smile is the same
I need you, I sympathize with you
Even if we can't talk about anything
Surely we'll become one now
I need you, I sympathize with you
Even if we can't reach each other's backs
Surely we'll meet again one day
Who is it?
Oh, it's Nana Okada.
Let's take a look.
You always wear pillows upside down.
Yes, it's upside down.
She's wearing a lower one.
Oh, where is she?
Oh, she's smiling in the morning.
Is it true, Okada-san?
Are you smiling in the morning, Okada-san?
Good morning.
Can you get up?
Yes, I can.
What? You can't get up?
You promised me you'd go for a walk today.
We're going on a date in the park, aren't we?
Isn't it raining today?
What? It doesn't matter. I'll give you an umbrella once in a while.
Shall we go today?
Thank you.
Oh, you're here.
I'm glad you're here.
Good morning. Let's have a fun walk today.
Okada, who seems like a kind wife, is temporarily in ninth place.
The next "my wife" candidate is Nishi, the energetic girl.
How can I get up?
Are you energetic in the morning, as usual?
Am I energetic and energetic as usual?
Your eyes are blinking.
It happens a lot to non-veterans.
What?
They blink a lot.
Oh, you're good.
How do you get up?
First, close your left eye...
Oh, oh, oh!
You're energetic in the morning.
Oh, oh, oh!
Oh, I don't know where I am.
I have to get up.
Oh, you're fast!
Get up!
Oh!
Get up energetically.
Oh, you did it!
Get up, get up, get up!
Oh, energetic!
Oh, oh, oh!
Get up!
Oh, oh, oh!
I'm going to do a big cleaning today.
What?
A big cleaning?
I don't want to go.
Because it's heavy to clean up...
Watao-kun has to carry it for me.
Watao-kun?
Watao?
Hey, get up!
She's cute.
She's sleeping, so clean up for her.
No, it's meaningless if we don't do it together.
There's a meaning in doing it together.
You're very kind.
She's angry.
Oh, you did it!
Shut up! I got it! Thank you! I'm up!
Good morning! Let's do our best cleaning up!
She's so cute! Welcome!
From "sui-ne" to "kumaku-crash"...
Wake up!
How did you like it?
How did you like it, Mishino-san?
How is it?
She asked me "how is it?" and I said "how is it?"
How is it, Sensei?
It's good.
It's good you spoke to her and got her to wake up.
It's good that you spoke to her and called out her name.
Talking to her means talking to yourself.
Is it too high?
Wait... Is it higher than "sui-ne"'s Kitahara-san?
Can I lower my voice?
You can lower it.
Can I move next to you?
You're 13th.
Which means...
Mishino?
Either.
3 or 5?
Which one? 1, 2, 3!
I did it!
The one who called out his name is the winner and the loser is the loser's top pair.
Who is our next challenger? Ready, start!
Who is it?
Oh, he's looking straight ahead.
He's already smiling.
He's looking straight ahead.
He's dreaming, right?
He's smiling in his dream.
People dream in their dreams when they're swimming in the sea.
At this time of year.
His hands are long, so it's hard to tell who's who.
Oh!
It's me!
You're so big!
Good morning!
How are you?
Let me open the window.
It's nice, isn't it?
It's high points, isn't it?
It's high points.
He's smiling!
Now, good morning!
It's like a musical!
Now, good morning!
Let's do some radio exercises!
Hmm...
Dun, dun, du-dun, dun...
That's a musical note.
Wake up!
Yes!
Dun, dun, du-dun, dun...
That hurts!
Wake up!
Why do you have to do that embarrassing part of the exercise?
I'm sleeping.
You're moving in a completely different way.
You're moving like you're in Afghanistan.
Wake up!
It's like you're in the mountains.
Yes!
Thank you!
I'm awake!
Thank you!
Good morning!
Radio exercises in the morning are the best, aren't they?
Radio exercises during the day.
How about Maeda's way of waking up?
It's true!
She was energetic!
Oh, really?!
And Sensei said...
Yes?
That was a high point.
Oh, really?!
When you opened the window.
Oh, really?!
What's happening in the light?
That's right!
Did you know?
I did!
Sensei put in a smile!
A smile!
And Sensei's favorite rambunan came in!
It came in!
Please lift it up.
Oh, that means...
Can we...
Can we change it?
Can we change it, Nishino-san?
Let's lower it...
Let's raise it up.
Maeda-san is...
3rd place.
That's right!
She's still in 1st place!
Oh, I'm so happy!
A dizzying battle for 1st place.
My wife's choice for 1st place is Sasaki Yukari.
- How is it? - It feels like she's in a good mood.
- Oh, she avoided it. - She's avoiding it.
- She's awake by force. - Will she wake up?
- She's in a good mood. - She's in a good mood.
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- She's cute. - She's quiet.
- Today we're going out together, right? - Yes.
- She's sleeping. - I want to sleep more.
- Can I sleep for 5 more minutes? - Sure.
- I'll hang my bed for you. - An OK version!
- I'll hang my bed for you. - Can I sleep for 5 more minutes?
- Wake up. - She woke up.
- Can I sleep for 5 more minutes? - Thank you.
- She's awake. - Good morning.
- Let's feel happiness all day long.
Hey, Sasaki, what did you want to do?
Next up is Taniguchi and Meg of Team A.
- What is it? - Oh, it's ringing!
Let's see how Taniguchi-san wakes up. Is she in a good mood?
This is good. It's a realistic play.
Now, wake up. I'm coming.
Wake up!
She's intense!
She's here. She's here, the teacher's favorite.
Put a blanket on me!
No!
Isn't the pillow expensive?
Oh, right! Take the pillow!
I got it! Thank you!
I'm up!
Good morning!
Let's sleep together from now on!
She's decided to do one more thing.
Next up is 13-year-old super young wife, Goto Moe.
13 years old...
How does she...
Oh, it's ringing!
She has sleepy eyes.
She's acting.
Hello?
It's her nose! Her nose!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
Her cheek?
Ouch, ouch, ouch, it hurts!
Wake up!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
You scared me!
I'm up!
That's dangerous!
Wake up!
That's dangerous!
Wake up!
I got it! Thank you!
I'm up!
Good morning!
Let's do our best today!
Now...
That was dangerous.
It's scary.
It's nice to be young.
If you missed that a little...
It's your face, right?
That was close.
Teacher!
It wasn't "that was close"!
Teacher, if you missed that, would you be in first place?
In first place?
Yes, in first place.
Goto was in 10th place.
Now it's in his face.
Who is it?
The next challenger is Dosanko Kawamoto.
She's right-handed, right?
Right-handed.
Her sleeping face is so cute.
She's fast!
Hey, let's go for a walk with the dog!
Hey!
You're noisy!
Hey! Stop it!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wait! Wait! That hurts! That hurts!
Wake up! Wake up!
My throat! My throat!
Wake up! Wake up!
That hurts! That hurts!
Wake up! Wake up!
Wake up!
I got it! I got it! I'm sorry! Thank you! I woke up!
Good morning! Let's do our best walking on Labradol again!
Karmot, you don't look good on your face. You're too fierce.
And with that, the first half is over.
Will a "wake up queen" surpassing Maeda Mishiki appear?
This song is our farewell song.
Next time, Nezumachi Edition Part 2!
As usual, it's time for the present quiz.
Here is today's quiz.
Who was the member who made their master do radio exercises?
It's that guy who was sleeping and smiling.
The deadline is April 7th, 6pm.
Among the correct answers, 10 people will receive Nemos special T-shirts.
I want to wake up, too.
Whether you're asleep or awake, you keep thinking about AKB.
Next time on Nemos, "My Wife Championship," Nezumachi Edition Part 2!
Wake up!
It's an island!
These guys are crazy.
Wake up!
You can still sleep.
I can't sleep.
If I'm late, I'll lose my company's trust and everything.
Sunday, 6pm. Can you wake up?