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This NEMOS TV program is brought to you by the National Association of Women's Wives.
Ladies and gentlemen, I am Ogi-chan!
This time as well, Ogi-chan will test the power of his wives!
My Wife Championship
This time...
My Wife Championship
It's the baby's turn!
Applause!
My Wife Championship
It's the baby's turn!
Ogi-chan's wife is a really good wife!
But when Ogi-chan comes home from work and says, "Ah, my beloved wife is back!"
She looks like she's suspicious...
Children are the cutest!
That's what's most important!
Right?
This time as well, Ogi-chan will thoroughly test the power of his wives!
Blowing Through The Cold Winter
For national idols...
A fierce, violent, and fierce competition!
"Yosenabe Variety"!
AKB48 NEMOS TV
Season 17!
AKB48 NEMOS TV
Hello!
The host is the well-known okappa, Pero Pero Ani.
We're going to look at this week's members.
I don't know much about AKB48 NEMOS TV,
so we've invited a special guest today.
He's Mr. Ma, also known as Mr. Masataka Kikuchi.
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
The commentator and judge are Mr. Masataka Kikuchi.
Mr. Masataka Kikuchi runs a nursery school with his parents and three children.
Mr. Masataka Kikuchi, what do you see when you take care of your baby?
I think I see the kindness of the members.
Today, we're going to look at how they talk to their baby.
We're going to see what kind of words they say to their baby,
and what kind of mother they'll be in the future.
Here are the rules.
You have six minutes to take care of your baby.
First of all, you have to hold and care for your crying baby until it stops crying.
And you have to exchange your dirty diapers often.
If you have love for your baby, it's easy, right?
Now, let's start with the first member.
First of all...
Who could it be?
Hello!
Hello, Ms. Takae!
Hello!
Hello! Nice to meet you!
I've never taught you how to take care of your baby,
but I'm sure you can do it, Ms. Takae.
Why are you giving me a hard time?
No, it's okay because you're the first one.
Here we go.
Ready...
Start!
She's crying!
Who's crying?
Are you okay?
She's crying more and more.
You have a nice smile.
Are you a boy or a girl?
I'm a boy.
Can you tell me your name?
My name is...
Ryo-kun.
Ryo-kun is crying, isn't he?
He is.
She said it! She said it!
She said it!
Next, let's go and buy some mochi.
Ryo-kun, you peed, didn't you?
You peed, didn't you?
Let's take it off.
She has a nice voice.
Can you look at the baby for a moment?
How does he look at you with a smile?
That's nice of you, baby!
Is Ryo-kun laughing?
He's laughing! Ryo-kun is laughing!
He's laughing!
I've never made mochi before.
How do you do it?
Even if you ask Ryo-kun, he won't answer you.
Excuse me.
Oh!
Oh! That's how you do it!
Here we go! It's done!
Ryo-kun, you did a good job!
It's beautiful!
Well, then, teacher...
Yes!
Since you're the top batter...
That's right!
Well...
Let's leave it in the middle, since you're the first batter.
In the middle?
Yes, in the middle, please!
For now, yes.
For now, Mr. Takai.
I thought it would be difficult.
Because babies don't say those words, do they?
But, you know...
"I'll do something about it" was a wonderful word.
Really?
Takahashi Minami, 13 years old.
She seems like she can be a mother anytime.
The next wife is Enya's mother, Shimue Nakamura- Mariko.
Now, Nakamura-san!
Yes!
By the way, have you ever had a baby?
No, I'm an only child.
Oh, is that so?
I've never had that kind of experience at all.
I see.
Oh, well...
She's getting a little worried.
Please do something about it, okay?
Ready...
Start!
That's high, that's high.
You're so fast, Takeru.
Great for you, Takeru!
You're not done yet!
Takeru-chan!
That's because you haven't shouted out loud!
Why do you have such a hysterical look?
Well, Takeru-chan.
Did you have fun with nursery school, Takeru-chan?
Nursery school?
Did you have fun with nursery school, Takeru-chan?
She's only a few months old.
She looks like she's going to be a good mother.
Isn't her face already dead?
It's no good.
I feel like I'm at the cheapest supermarket.
Takiru-chan, you did a good job!
You did a good job!
Mariko Nakamura, 26 years old.
She's only a mother's face.
A mother who looks good in a short room.
Maria Nagao of Team K.
It's okay, it's okay, it's okay.
What is your name?
My name is Yagio.
Yagio?
It's a trendy name now.
Yes, it's expensive.
Yagio!
Look, it's a camera.
They're facing each other.
It seems like Yagio likes cameras.
He looks like me.
Where should I wipe it off?
Do you wipe it off from above?
Yes, you wipe it off from above.
It's best to wipe it off from your face.
It's best to wipe it off from above and then wipe it off where you peed.
I see.
It's best to wipe it off where you peed.
What? Where you peed?
What?
You didn't wipe it where you peed!
Wait a minute.
Mom Nagawa.
What did you do to your face?
A towel.
Ms. Nagawa,
is that okay?
That's okay.
I forgot.
You forgot?
I forgot.
What did you forget?
I have to wipe my butt.
That's right, that's right.
It's dangerous, it's dangerous.
Please wipe it off for me.
Yes, I did it properly.
I'll give you a reward or something.
It's only natural for her to wipe off the important parts.
Next is my current wife,
Nikaongo no Shimada Haruka.
Yoshio!
Ms. Shimada, what is your name?
I'm a boy.
I'm a girl.
That's not my real name.
That's fine, that's fine.
That's not my real name.
Noboru is a little...
Noboru!
Noboru, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for touching you.
Noboru is a pervert!
Noboru, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
But the way you stick your back like this is really good.
It's good.
The way you talk is wonderful, wonderful.
It's time for school, Noboru!
How is it?
It's good, isn't it?
Be careful, be careful.
You're raising him well.
First, the weight...
Ah! He's wiping his face.
- You're giving him high points. - He's wiping his face.
- He's actually wiping his face. - He's wiping his face.
Especially around his neck, there's sweat.
Wipe it off a little and also around his joints.
- He's holding his hands well. - Huh?!
- You're giving him high points. - There's no one who's wiped their baby's face, right?
- Yeah.
I'm sorry if I'm wrong.
There are children, right?
- There aren't! - There aren't?!
Noboru! Hurry up and grow up and become a healthy child!
Thank you!
Second place, Shimada's ranking is...
- First place! - Yay!
A woman who can cook can also raise a child.
Shimada Haruka is proudly in first place.
There really is a hidden person, isn't there?
Next up is my wife's first investigation, Chibue Maeda-hami.
Can you tell me your name?
I'm Mayuyun Monro.
- Mayuyun Monro! Does that mean you're half? - Yes!
That's right! I'm half!
I think this child has pretty good eyebrows.
Mayuyun Monroe.
Yes, I'm Mayuyun Monroe.
Mayuyun Monroe-chan, you're crying.
Did you cry?
Mayuyun Monroe-chan!
That's good!
You're good!
You've been raising your body and now you've got an approach of raising your mind.
Good things are coming out of you.
Good things are coming out of me?
Yes.
After all, the health of waste materials.
Yes, health.
Do you really know?
Yes, I do.
You just wiped your pee and now you're wiping your thighs?
Yes, I'm changing my face.
You're changing your face...
I'm changing my face...
You're changing your face...
I'm wiping my face...
And now you're going to your stomach...
And now I'm going to my stomach...
I'm sweating a little.
No, it's disgusting!
Baby!
Maeda Ami is in 9th place.
You shouldn't wipe your face with that.
This event was held at KODE this day.
Free-throw Challenge.
Fans of each unit will try free-throws.
If they can score 48 goals, they will be able to perform.
This unit will show their performance first.
A pure white skirt in the wind
Is it because I like someone too much?
Even if you call my name, I pretend not to know
The beat of my heart seems to be off
Please don't treat me like a child
Even so, I'm happy
I want to find you
You're too nice to me
Why do you treat me like a child?
Don't be too nice to me.
Even if you put the sheep in front of you,
if you don't treat me like a child,
I have pride in me.
After this, the amazing wife went on a rampage.
After this, Hikari Hashimoto, 14 years old, has no confidence in herself.
She's not in a good mood.
Wake up! Wake up!
Hashimoto!
Yes!
Shall we decide on a name?
The name is for boys, but...
It's "Hiroshi."
"Hiroshi"?
I don't like "Hiroshi."
Hey!
Watch out!
Are you okay?
I'm fine!
My back hurts!
It hurts!
You've never done this before, right?
No, I haven't.
I'm pretty nervous.
It's amazing.
Are you okay?
You did it!
Wait, wait!
Wait!
You want to live a strong life, don't you?
You're saying good things now.
Don't say it backwards.
Hiroshi, live a strong life!
I think...
Hiroshi will go out of the house tomorrow.
Hashimoto-san, let's watch the broadcast later.
Okay.
Hashimoto-san is now...
Wow!
That's terrible!
Hashimoto is out of the picture.
We know what went wrong.
Next is the 14th episode, "Maedan Mitsuki."
It's okay, it's okay.
It's okay.
Are you okay?
Oh, no!
What should we do?
Should we give them a name?
Let's give them a name.
Wako-chan!
Say "Wako-chan" gently.
Wako-chan!
She might have cried.
Oh, she might have cried.
It's too early!
Wako-chan's punishment starts now!
I was just talking to her, Wako-chan.
Wako-chan...
How old are you?
No, no.
She's your child, isn't she?
Please look at your position.
She's your child.
By the way, what kind of character is Wako-chan?
She's a pick-up character.
Really?
No, no!
I'm not saying that!
It's only light!
You wash your body soap with a sponge, don't you?
That's right.
But she says she wants to apply body soap.
Are you rubbing it properly?
No, I'm rubbing it with my hands.
It's only light!
Wako-chan, brush your teeth when you grow up.
Yes, I'd like to brush my teeth.
It's not "seek"!
It's not "pent"!
Wako-chan!
Study English and wash your body with your hands!
Wash your hands!
Mitsuki Maedan is temporarily 25 years old.
Wash your body properly, baby!
The next bride is Natsuki Guchiyama of Team B.
Ms. Guchiyama!
Yes!
Are you the same age as Mitsuki Maedan and Hashimoto-san?
That's right! We're the same age! We're both 14 years old!
We're the same age!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Ready...
Start!
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
That's a good start.
What's wrong?
Goro-kun!
Goro-kun! Why are you crying?
Ms. Guchiyama, have you ever raised a baby?
I used to play with Popo-chan!
I see!
Goro-kun! Why are you crying?
Are you hungry?
That's a good start!
That's cute!
Okay! Let's change Goro-kun's diaper!
No, it's Kyosuke's diaper!
There's two of you?!
It's a secret language!
A secret language?! So that's how it is!
Kyosuke-kun, I'll change your diaper, okay?
Do you have a little brother or sister?
No, I only have one child, so I've never changed a diaper before!
But you're very kind! You're completely different from Hashimoto-san!
Kyo-chan, you're cute today too! Let's go for a walk together!
Sounds good! Thank you!
With the bad trend of the 14th season, Natsuki Uchiyama is in second place!
Next up is Nishino Miki, who is full of energy!
What's your name, Nishino-san?
My name is Hime-chan!
Hime-chan!
Hime-chan is a woman's name!
It's the same as a dog's name!
It's the same as a dog's name?
That's right!
So it's good that there's two of you, Hime-chan!
Hinkyo-chan, don't cry!
What's wrong?
I pooped!
Oh, you're full of energy!
You're full of energy!
You haven't seen it yet?
It's heavy!
Ouch!
You hit me!
That hurt!
Baby!
Okay!
Ouch!
That hurts!
You're a little too fluffy!
You cut it well!
Nishino is in 10th place!
Be nice and fluffy!
Next up is my wife's first participant, 15-year- old Taniguchi Megu!
Taniguchi-san, have you ever loved a baby?
No!
What should I do?
Don't cry!
What should I call you?
On the contrary.
This is my first time meeting you.
Can you decide for me?
Bozu-kun.
Bozu-kun!
Bozu-kun, you're about to cry.
OK! OK!
She broke her toe.
How old are you now, Taniguchi-san?
I'm 15 years old.
Yes, you're 15 years old.
Until recently, you were a baby, weren't you?
I have a lot of things to say to you, but I haven't said a word to you yet.
Good luck!
No, you're the one who should say "good luck"!
What else?
You did a good job, baby!
No, that's your story.
That's Taniguchi-san's story, so...
You did a good job breaking your toe!
You did a good job!
Yes, you're the one who did a good job.
Taniguchi Megu is currently in 18th place.
Next up is Oryome Hatsanka's Rinon Miyabi.
Do you want a girl or a boy?
A girl!
What should you call her?
Popo-chan!
What a shiny name!
Did you cry?
Did you not like the name?
Popo-chan!
You did a good job!
You did a good job with your neck!
How do you know how to hold your neck?
Because my neck isn't sitting!
That's correct!
Ten points!
Are you drawing two cards?
Yes, I'm drawing two cards.
Oh my!
This is a little...
This is a little... good!
Did you feel better?
She's in first place for the first time.
She's pretty good.
Next up is the youngest, Tatsuya Makiko.
Ready, start!
Help me!
It's like she's holding rice!
Isn't it rice?
Boy or girl, which one?
Girl!
It's a mess, isn't it?
It's a distance between girls and babies.
Let's do this.
It's like a boy letting a girl go.
How much do you weigh, Makiko?
Weight...
How many kilograms do you weigh now?
Thirty kilograms.
Thirty kilograms!
Already thirty kilograms!
Thirty kilograms!
You're going to be a weightlifter in the future!
Is that the opposite?
The opposite...
Yes, it is.
Isn't it different?
It's my first time.
It's never happened before.
It's amazing, isn't it?
But she said she's never changed it.
Do you think it's right now?
It's right.
OK!
Have a good time!
Tatsuya Makiko is temporarily out of the game.
Will she lose?
The first half of the game is quiet.
She has a nice voice.
Do you want me to say your name, sir?
Well...
It's Ryuka-chan.
Ryuka?
Yes.
That's weird.
It's not weird!
I've always decided it!
Ryuka-chan, you pooped!
Oh my!
Ryuka-chan!
She totally sounds like her mother.
Dad!
Oh, that's good!
Please sanitize the baby bottle in your house!
Oh, that's good!
That's a plus!
That's a plus point!
Ryuka-chan!
I'm not here!
Boo!
Ryuka-chan!
Even if you grow up, I won't give you away!
Yes!
Oh my, it's quiet.
She doesn't forget her love for her dad and signs temporarily.
Free-throw Challenge.
This unit was finally able to perform.
Even if I look like this, I'm actually quite like that.
I'm the type to throw things around, but I'm actually quite jealous.
I'm jealous, yeah!
♪ I love you, I kill you, I shake you ♪
♪ I want you to be a delicious banana ♪
The results of the first half...
Those who have experience know how to do it.
That's wonderful.
Let's move on to the rankings.
Up until now, 13 people have challenged.
Currently in the top is my wife, Shimada.
Shimada-san, it's surprising.
Even though you don't have experience, you're very good at it.
That's right.
It's like you're already a child.
Yes, I've heard it many times.
There are five of you!
"Lost" was decided in the "Free Throw Challenge".
"Because I Like You"...
This time, it's a special version with a helmet.
If you're happy, this time will last forever and ever and ever.
I'm praying.
Even if I'm blown by the wind, I'll protect that hole.
I'll send it to my enemy.
My Wife Championship - Baby Edition
The members who challenged to take care of the baby to determine the mother with the most motherhood.
Kogan-san is still a great wife.
I want to find a good wife with a lot of motherhood.
Next time on "My Wife's Choice," "Baby," watch it!
Ba-boom!
As always, it's time for the present quiz.
Here is today's quiz.
The member whose baby's name is "Nobolt" is...
...the one with the baby diaper.
The deadline is January 13th at 6 p.m.
10 people will be chosen from around the world
and will receive Nemoose special T-shirts.
The members were great, but so was my mom.
Next time on "Nemoose," "My Eyes," "Baby," Part 2!
The members are taking care of the baby.
What kind of blue diaper will she wear?
I'm sorry.
Who is a good mother or good wife?
Sunday at 6 p.m. on Nemoose. Don't miss it!