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[Ore no Yome Senshuken (My Wife Championship)]
Ore no Yome Senshuken!
Clear, correct and beautiful!
Kado episode!
Applause!
This time, Memos will present the second half of Ore no Yome Senshuken, which was held at the nationwide handshake event in Hiroshima.
Create a future home and challenge Kado.
It's the worst! Kado's basic...
What do you want to know?
Do you know you're in love?
You're kidding, right?
What?
Ask me! Ask me! Ask me!
The current top is Miki Nishino.
Who will surpass Nishino?
Everyone, find the members you want to dream of!
Sweat and tears create national idols.
Someday, for a smile...
The first half is over and as you can see, will Kado's wife, who surpasses Nishino, appear this time?
Kado's wife, who surpasses Nishino, appears this time!
As of now, Nishino is at the top!
Now, who is it?
I'm A.K.A.B.F.A.T.E.M. 4's Kizaki Uria!
I'm A.K.A.B.F.A.T.E.M. 4's Kojima Mako!
Now, let's go! Ready...
Start!
Now...
I'll tell you the rules for the next 6 minutes.
Everyone, please choose one flower that represents you.
What should I do?
I see.
Kizaki-san, you've already prepared a flower that represents you, right?
Something like that.
Is there one that represents you?
This is... this is a lily, right?
This is...
Iron-like lily.
My name is Uria.
Do you know what flower language is?
Lily language?
Yes, iron-like lily.
What is it?
"Pureblood".
"Pureblood flower".
It's "pureblood", right?
"Pureblood".
That's a good word!
Kizaki...
"Pureblood" means "box-filled girl", right?
Kojima-san!
Yes?
Kojima-san, did you choose one that represents you?
I chose sunflower!
That's a lot!
It's a flower that represents you, right?
But it's a bright image, right?
It's a bright image.
This is hard!
"Pureblood" versus "brightness", right?
And now...
I thought about it, but...
you two didn't put water in, right?
That's right!
This is bad!
No one put water in!
That's right!
25 seconds left!
Ah! Is it okay if I don't put water in?
That's...
Ah, you put water in!
That's up to you!
20 seconds left!
Oh!
Kizaki-san ran!
Will you choose water or design?
Oh, thank goodness!
Now...
What?! Are we adding water?!
The sound of "jobo jobo jobo" is amazing!
4, 3, 2, 1...
No more!
Time's up!
Here are Kojima's designs that didn't use water until the end.
What was the concept?
Did we forget to add water?
Oh, we're supposed to add water!
Water means life to us!
Hey, Kojima!
Don't forget to add water when you cook!
On the other hand, Kizaki's design used water to slide in.
The white and red look good together.
Thank you.
Kizaki is currently in the top 8.
Rumors say she's a cool girl.
The next contestant is...
Oh, it's you!
Oh, it's you! / Hello!
You're in the second round of the Iron Man Championship, right? / Yes, I am.
It's the Iron Man Championship.
That was close. What are you doing today?
Of course I'm aiming for first place.
Are you okay? / Are you okay?
I'm fine. / Have you done it before?
Um...
I've done it before.
My family owns a hotel.
I've been watching and helping Ikebana do it.
Let's do it. Ready, start!
It looks fun.
Ikebana is surprisingly good at it.
The bowl...
She chose a big one.
Yes, she chose a big one.
She's like Sumana-san.
Is it correct to do it like this?
Yes, it is.
It's about whether you put water in it or not.
That's right.
Wow!
She did it.
That's amazing.
She did it.
This is...
something only Nishino-san has done.
Last time, Nishino got a lot of praise for her water- cutting skill.
I heard you say it's amazing!
You don't know what you do with that green bowl, do you?
Do you put garbage in it?
No, you don't.
It's a proper water-cutting skill.
If you cut it like that, you can suck it up, right?
Yes, you're right.
I'm getting impatient.
It's thick, right?
I can't hear you.
If you cut it a little thicker, it's easier to suck it up.
I see.
If you cut it a little thicker, it's easier to suck it up.
I see.
She knows where to cut.
That's wonderful.
It's beautiful.
Shimada-san, time's up!
Do you have a title?
My title is...
I want to be small.
Okay! Come over here, please!
Okay.
Huh?
I want to be small.
What's with that title?
Shimada's work "I want to be small."
"Bold, bold." "Is it bold?" "Yes, and you know how to wear a swimsuit and you have a big nose."
"Yes, you're in second place." "Wait, wait, wait! Why am I not in first place?"
"No, no, you!" "Why am I not in first place?" "Your bad point was the other day, too!"
Now you're in second place, so you always complain in second place!
"You're in first place!" "That's right, but I was in second place last time, too!"
It's an island. You don't know, do you?
Next up is Tano, who is full of emotions.
"Help me!" "Be careful."
"Bold." "Bold."
Hey, hey!
How rude!
"It's 'My Wife' competition, you know?" "Who's 'My Wife'?"
"If you're worried about Tano-chan, you can become my wife." "I won't get stabbed!"
Oh, you haven't heard of it, have you?
"Oh no!" "Oh no, oh no, oh no!"
"Oh no, oh no, oh no!" "Oh no, oh no, oh no!"
"My mood is getting bad." "I feel bad for Hana. She's crying." "Yeah."
"Your name is..." "Yuka's river." "Yuka's gentle flower!"
"She noticed!" "Hana Sara!" "Yuka's gentle flower!"
"Yuka" has a wonderful word, but I don't know what it means.
"Right?" "Right?" "If you say you want me to be like a gentle flower," "That's right."
I'm a messy flower, you know?
"But I'd like you to take this opportunity to tell me what it means." "I don't think I can."
Hey! You're crossing the line!
'NAME LOSER' This is Tano's work.
That's it.
No, no, no!
No, no!
I'm in first place.
But you didn't show kindness to your nose.
Can I do it?
Do you want to do it?
But...
That's right.
You can't do it in first place.
Then, 15th place.
'If you want to be bullied by a cool wife, please sing.'
Next, Abe Maria will challenge.
That's it.
Abe-san, you can choose a flower that you can compare yourself with.
This one.
Rose.
Ouch!
Rose has thorns.
Since rose has thorns, do you also have thorns, Abe-san?
What do you think?
Here is Abe's mysterious work.
In the last episode, Tano-chan said she could win.
Are you kidding me?!
I lost.
Sensei, come here!
No, no, don't come!
But...
I'm sorry.
I'm in 16th place!
'If you want to be bullied by a cool wife, please sing.'
'It's in front of experienced people.'
'Did I get too careful?'
'Time up.'
I'm sorry if I'm talking!
Ami-chan, what is that?!
What is that?!
Time up!
Wait, you can't do that!
It's over.
What's that? Do you eat it?
No, I put it on my nose.
In water?
In water.
Thank you, thank you! That's good!
In time for the end, Maeda incorporated her own idea.
It might be a good idea, but I don't think it's a good idea for a handsome man.
But I know how you feel about it.
What about the highest rank?
I think it's better than the lowest.
The highest rank is a little difficult.
If Maeda were a wife, she might be able to look forward to her idea cooking.
Next is the 13th season of "Mogi".
Do you have flowers in your hands now?
It's me.
That means...
What kind of flower is this?
I thought it was a carnation.
That's right, it's a carnation.
Thank goodness!
I like carnations.
I wanted to give off an AKB feel.
Other girls are standing out more than me.
Other girls are standing out more than you, so you're making other girls stand out more than you.
What do you think about that, Sensei?
You're erasing yourself.
Yes, I'm erasing myself.
Here is a "mogi" work in which he has been able to restrain himself.
The carnation at the bottom is conspicuous.
Unexpectedly.
The carnation is conspicuous.
It is conspicuous because it is low.
It is closed.
It seems that she will be a wife who does not go down for a walk.
Next is Iwatate, who has experience in flower arrangements.
The water has also arrived.
Nice to meet you.
I can't cut my swimsuit.
Did you say hello to Kenzen?
Yes.
You are really conspicuous.
This is the first time I have said hello to Kenzen.
Are you okay?
Yes, I am okay.
I am grateful for everything.
Unexpected high score.
I am really conspicuous.
Are you conspicuous?
I see.
Can you say "thank you" with scissors?
What was it? A flower I made myself?
That's right.
Excuse me.
What is it?
Garbera.
Two minutes left.
No, I don't have time.
Do you need to say something to scissors?
Thank you in advance.
What is she saying?
Is there a nickname for her?
Something like "garbera".
Garbera.
Don't say "garbera".
I made you say it.
Okay.
Angle?
The angle is like a pine tree.
It is like a bonsai tree.
Okay.
The angle is like a bonsai tree.
This is what she made with gratitude for everything.
My feelings for flowers are bad.
Thank you.
It would have been better if there was more water.
She is good at socializing with people.
She is loved by many people.
Now, it is half-time.
Yes.
Watch the special live show that was held that day.
The special live show that was held that day.
I'm sure you'll like it.
My wife championship is coming to an end.
Who's next?
I'm Team 4's Yukarin. I'm Yukari Tosuaki.
Thank you for coming.
Are you confident you'll make it to the top?
I am!
Oh!
First of all...
I've never done it before...
But...
While shaking hands...
I heard a voice from this monitor...
Ah! I heard Kado's speedrunning!
Sasaki was confident in her pre-recorded knowledge.
Um...
I've heard this before...
Um...
Michi-chan...
Yeah, I heard it.
She said...
If you put water in this...
It'll work.
I see.
That can't be helped.
She's a genius.
While shaking hands...
She heard it on the radio.
I heard it.
It's okay.
If you were to choose one flower, which one would you choose?
Kasumi-sou?
I see.
Which one do you like about Kasumi-sou?
I don't know...
It's like...
Um...
There's a flower...
There's a main flower...
Ah!
There's been a big accident!
30 seconds left!
This is bad.
This is too heavy.
Can I just stab you with it?
You want me to stab you with it?
Yeah, stab you.
Stab!
I don't have any strength.
You don't have any strength?
I need Shimada...
Shimada-san!
Even though they used up all of their pre- production knowledge,
this is the work that was seen as a happening until its completion.
The balance broke.
So I was wondering what I should do.
But I took it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I was a little worried.
Yes, yes, it's okay.
I'm sorry.
Abe, ah, wait.
Unexpected low rating.
This is frustrating.
Next is Katrina.
Kato-san, two minutes left.
She's calm.
Is Kato-san calm?
She's calm. She's always...
She's always calm.
She doesn't change at all.
She's always in a certain mood.
She's totally calm.
She's cute.
Kato-san is calm, right?
Yes.
She's not in a hurry at all, right?
That's right for now.
She wants to measure her pulse.
That's amazing.
I want a secretary like her.
She's calm.
She's like, "Are you okay, Boss?"
I want her like that.
This is Kato's work, which she did without changing her mood.
She was very calm when she was wearing her swimsuit.
Oh, really?
Yes.
She's good with her hands.
Her nose is well-balanced, right?
Big nose and small nose.
And it spreads up.
Yes, it spreads up.
What should we do about this?
Should we put it higher?
Yes, I think it's about 10th.
Huh?
Kato's strong, dependable wife.
It looks like we have a stand-by. Let's call her in.
Who is it?
Where is my wife?
I'm here!
I'm Nagao Maria!
She's here!
Nagao seems like she's up to something.
Do your best!
Ready...
Start!
Oh, it looks like a banana.
Nope, nope, it's not a banana!
10 points!
How much water should we put in?
Is there a limit?
Thank you for your happy sigh.
Give me more.
Just a little more.
There's not much water.
We have to hide.
I want to use this.
This is a rose.
It's a rose.
She likes special things.
Yes.
As expected, this red...
Pretty.
Rose.
It's like "itch, itch."
There's a lot in there.
What other flowers do you have?
Parima...
Su...
Eh?
That's...
That's a small flower, right?
Aster.
Ah, that's a detailed job.
You call it "aster"?
Could it be that small flower is "aster"?
That's right.
Your...
My love is deeper than your love.
It's perfect.
It's perfect?
It's perfect.
Is it here?
As expected of this flower.
5 seconds left!
4!
3!
2!
What?
1!
Time's up!
Okay!
7 pieces completed.
With that, 22 Ikebanas completed.
The winner will be decided at last, but...
Before that, please watch the special live performance held at the venue that day.
We...
came all the way to Hiroshima.
Chiota!
Where will you take me today?
To many places.
Kodachi and morning mist, it's like someone's breath.
The lake without a map still has water sleeping in it.
Losing words, sadness is too quiet.
This place I wanted to come someday.
I love you forever.
I will love you forever.
We believed in eternity.
Sin is meeting you.
Please, forgive this love that won't come true.
Keep it hidden in your heart.
Please, entrust yourself to cruel fate.
The two who were forbidden.
It's like I threw a pebble into the lake.
My heart is spreading out.
I can't do this with anyone else.
Is this something I can't do?
I will love you forever and ever.
We believed in eternity.
It's a sin for girls.
Please, please.
Forgive me for not being able to do this love.
I have kept it in my heart.
Please, please.
Leave yourself to cruel fate.
We were forbidden.
If we weren't born as women,
we wouldn't have been separated.
If I had been born as a man,
we would have been tied together.
Now, let's go to the lake.
When you get tired, sleep in my arms.
We will love each other forever in our dreams.
Chiyotan! Mariko!
And now, the winner is announced!
Before announcing the winner,
let's take a look at Ms. Nishikara's example.
If you insert it like this...
It's like this.
Thank you!
Let me see it.
It's different.
What's important for work is to say "thank you" and say "thank you" to flowers.
Earlier, you said "thank you" to scissors and swords.
Those feelings are important, aren't they?
Ms. Nishikara's work filled with peace of mind.
I'd like to put it at the entrance.
With such a wonderful work, I'm sure everyone has no complaints about their ranking.
I will now announce the rankings.
Here is the final result of the "My Dream Competition".
I didn't expect Shimada to be first place.
Why is Shimada-san first place?!
Who said that?
Why?!
What about Tano-san?
19th!
Unfortunately, it wasn't Saitai who became first place. It was Sasaki Yukari-san who became first place.
Why?!
Well, then.
First place goes to Shimada Haruka.
I'd like to give you my marriage certificate.
My marriage certificate.
You are worthy of being my wife.
You are...
July 27th, 2026.
Chairman of "My Dream Association", Ogi Hirogaki.
Congratulations!
I finally got first place!
Ogi-san, is it okay for you to be my wife, Shimada-san?
Please take responsibility for me.
I'll tell Ogi-kun about it.
Why are you all so rude?!
How was this "My Dream Competition"?
Shimada-san was chosen for everyone's dream.
Has everyone decided on their dream candidates?
Let's keep looking for dreams!
See you later!
Next on "Darts Project"...
Part Two!
As always, it's time for "Present Quiz"!
Here is today's quiz!
Who won "Darts Project"?
"I want to be small" is the title of her work, isn't it?
The deadline is September 9th, Tuesday evening at 6 PM!
10 people will be chosen from among the winners...
...and a special "demons" T-shirt will be presented!
Well, my wife still has a long way to go!
But I don't want to lose!
The next "demons" are...
...one, two, three...
...darts!
"AKB48 Team Competition" Part Two!
These girls trained hard for 100 bulls...
...but what happened in the end?
Huh?!
The team competition is getting more and more fierce!
Who will be fighting against the U22 champion?
Which team will it be?
Sunday evening at 6 PM! Don't miss it!
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