AISubs v3.5
What is this?
Absurdity and absurdity.
First, we will verify the rumors of a member who got this show.
We will show you how they eat lunch secretly.
How can we eat this?
Can I eat it like this?
Yes, you can.
I see.
I should eat it with my hair.
I will eat it like this.
Go ahead.
They eat a hamburger.
What kind of hamburger is it?
It's delicious.
Why do you have a tomato?
Do you like it?
I like it very much.
They ask Ichikawa to take away a tomato.
What are you eating?
Do you like it?
It's delicious.
What?
This time, he appears again.
In the recording studio, we filmed yourselves.
What did you film?
Did you eat the hamburger I prepared for you?
Yes, we did! It was delicious!
Kawaii, was it really delicious?
It was really delicious. It was very juicy.
Gatori, was everything really delicious?
It was delicious. Everything was delicious.
I ate the salad, too.
Is there anything you haven't eaten yet?
Huh? Huh? Huh?
Tomatoes.
Is there anything you haven't eaten yet?
Tomatoes! I haven't eaten them yet!
Now that you know that raw tomatoes are bitter,
I will announce today's project.
What is it?
Today's project is...
Eat your own tomatoes deliciously!
Let's give them a round of applause!
Applause!
Is it true?
It's true!
Today's project is...
Growing and eating your own tomatoes.
If you love your tomatoes, you can definitely eat them deliciously!
Hey, Kawai!
Yes?
Can you express your love for your tomatoes with quick words?
Quick words?
Like this.
I will show you an example.
Here I go.
Red tomato, blue tomato, yellow tomato...
Blue tomato, yellow tomato, blue tomato...
That's how it is.
If you love them, you can say it.
Kawaii!
Yes?
One, two... Yes!
Red tomato, blue tomato, yellow tomato, blue tomato, hard tomato...
Hard tomato, hard tomato...
No, no, no!
No way!
Next, let's say it together!
One, two...
Red tomato, blue tomato, yellow tomato, red tomato...
Red tomato, blue tomato, red tomato...
That's not good at all!
You all don't have love for tomatoes!
What?!
I can't say it myself?
First, in order to deepen your love for tomatoes,
let's start with understanding them!
See you later!
Huh? What is it?
I've never been close to a tomato...
You've been raised one...
Raised... Huh?
So it's not just for today?
It's not good, right?
Huh? Which part of the tomato is bad? Say it!
This... skin and...
Skin!
This exquisite texture...
Skin?! What skin?!
The skin and the inside...
That "gujoguyo" (sticky)
I don't like that exquisite texture...
Exquisite texture...
What about you, Papa Nyan?
For me, it's the seeds...
That "gujoguyo" (sticky)
I like it...
You know, you can eat juice and ketchup very easily, right?
It's good, but...
When you're an individual...
When you're an individual, you can't...
You can't eat something round like this...
She loves tomato ketchup and tomato juice...
But these two say they don't like raw tomatoes...
Do you like tomatoes?
I... love... them...
But they're good!
They're good!
If you eat them...
They're good...
In contrast, she likes raw tomatoes...
And then, Natori bit into one of them!
Which do you like better, lemon or tomato?
Lemon!
Huh?!
How long are you going to be a lemon character?
Why do you like tomatoes so much?
Well, until I become a lemon...
But you're starting to look like a lemon recently...
Really?!
You do look like a lemon!
Wow! Thank you!
No, I'm talking about tomatoes...
Oh, thank you!
Then, let's do our best...
Leaving aside this "gudaguda" (sticky) feeling...
Will Nemoth be able to create...
A love and emotion-filled "tomato" project?
For national idols,
super-duper-crazy-hard-challenge.
"LEMONS" TV Season 9.
Before growing tomatoes,
let's learn basic knowledge of tomatoes from a teacher.
What is this?
Cute!
Scary! Scary! Scary!
Hello, everyone!
Hello!
I am...
Japan's number one and world's number one tomato lover...
Professor Tomato!
Professor?
That's right!
This person looks a little tricky.
For those who work as a tomato teacher,
they travel all over the country to promote the wonderfulness of tomatoes.
They call themselves "world's number one professor of tomatoes".
Well, then!
Red love for red tomatoes!
In order for you to deepen your passion,
we will now teach you tomato bean knowledge.
This will be a quiz format.
"LET'S TOMATO QUIZ"!
"LET'S TOMATO"!
LET'S TOMATO QUIZ
By the way, let's study with the tomato quiz!
If you win, you can choose your favorite seed!
Raise your hand if you know the answer!
Yes!
Question "do"!
What is the red color of a tomato?
Huh?
You've heard of it, haven't you?
Yes!
Ricopin!
Huh? Is it wrong?
Correct!
Wow! I love it!
Wow!
You're smart!
Ricopin is a vitamin contained in a tomato.
Yes.
And this is an active oxygen extracted from an egg.
Wow!
It's good for blood flow, skin, and diet.
Wow!
Right?
Yes, tomatoes are nutritious and good for beauty.
It's really a food for idols!
Excuse me...
Here's your drink.
Huh?
Yes.
What is it?
Drink?
What is it?
Oh!
It's good!
Wow!
Really?
Wow!
Isn't it a tomato?
Wow!
Isn't it water?
For me, it's something like water.
Wow!
Yes.
What is this person doing?
Wow!
Next is "hole filling" quiz.
In the 20s, "tomato" was called "love".
Kato-san.
"Love of the red"?
Wow!
Cool!
I see. How is it?
It's coming! It's coming!
What is coming?
Hey, Kato, what is coming?
Next, Ishikawa!
Ta-dah! "Love ricopin"!
A while ago, there was a lot of "ricopin", so...
Ishikawa, you just want to say "ricopin", don't you?
Next, Natori!
Natori-san, please!
Yes! "Love milk"!
Natori-san!
First of all, I don't know English...
That's why you shouldn't steal other people's jokes!
Next, Kawai!
When it comes to love...
"La bradol"!
Oh! "La bradol"!
What is "bradol"?
It's a dog.
It's very British, isn't it?
That's why I thought it came from there.
I see.
What is it that's British?
Besides, it's a dog!
And the correct answer is...
The correct answer is...
"Love apple"!
What?
Yes.
The professor says that in the past, in England...
tomatoes were sold like expensive apples.
In the end, everyone is wrong.
Natori-san wins!
Natori-san, who won "ricopin", wins!
Wonderful!
Now, I'd like to give you...
a wonderful present!
What is it?
I'd like to give it to you!
Ta-da!
No, no, no!
I'm not happy at all!
No, no!
Congratulations!
I love tomatoes!
It suits you!
It suits you very well!
Congratulations!
It suits you better than me!
Furthermore...
Karasawa...
Akira...
Tomatoes...
I give you four points!
Please be happy.
Yo, Tomato Princess!
You won and you like tomatoes now?
Yes.
Natori, how do you feel?
I'm happy to receive so much.
I did it!
I'm proud of you.
Whatever it is, Natori, congratulations!
Momotaro...
Natori, please choose your favorite kind of seed.
Is the skin soft?
Yes, the skin is soft.
Momotaro is the softest.
Why?
It doesn't have much bitterness.
Tomatoes do have bitterness.
Among these, which one is the sweetest and has a fruity taste?
Fruity...
Fructica.
I recommend this one.
This one has a lot of licorice.
Really?
I'll go with licorice juice.
Where is it written?
Hey, you two who like tomatoes!
If you haven't eaten it yet, hurry up and choose a seed!
Um...
If we plant this seed, can we grow it?
Based on my experience, I've never heard of it.
But we might be able to do it.
Let's do it!
Yay!
I want to grow this.
It's an idea no one can think of.
It's new.
The seed Natori chose for the quiz is...
I chose licorice juice.
Natori doesn't like raw tomatoes.
Based on licorice, she chose motaro gold.
I chose fructica.
I chose it because it's sweet and easy to make.
Kato, who likes tomatoes, chose fruity,
which is also called fructica.
I chose this one, tomato kantaro.
Also, Ichikawa, who likes tomatoes, chose kantaro.
I chose "momotaro fight".
Tomato sensei said this one has thin skin, so I believed it.
For Kawaii, who doesn't like tomatoes' skin, the doctor said "momotaro fight", which has thin skin.
The doctor introduced a master of tomato cultivation and said goodbye to the doctor.
At last, the doctor has a request.
By the way, Ichikawa-san, you chose "fresh lemon", didn't you?
Yes, I did.
Could you show us "fresh lemon" version?
As a joke, not as a catchphrase, I chose "fresh lemon" version.
I want to be a fresh tomato!
She saved it!
I wonder what it is.
She changed into her work clothes and took photos at a tomato farm.
It's quite a residential area.
What kind of building is it?
This one.
You know, that brown house.
Ah, that's right.
There's no such house.
Brown house?
There's no brown house.
Isn't it this one?
Ah, it's this one!
This is it!
Hello!
Um, is Mr. Morita here?
Yes, it's me.
Ah!
This is Mr. Morita, who is responsible for tomato farming in the same project.
The most important thing for tomatoes is growing them.
Growing them...
If you can grow them well, you can finish half of them.
Really?
However, it's quite difficult to grow them.
Yes.
It takes about two months for a tomato to be grown.
You guys will be responsible for growing them.
Wow!
If you can grow them well, you can finish half of them.
Wow!
They're all tomatoes!
Wow!
This place is amazing!
If you can grow them well, you can finish half of them.
Really?
They'll start turning red from the bottom.
Wow!
Is this one seed?
Is it really turning red from the bottom?
Yes, one seed will turn this big.
Wow!
This is one seed.
Wow!
It takes about four months for it to turn like this.
Wow!
In order for you guys to be able to grow such fine tomatoes,
you have to learn from the master.
The most important thing of all is making soil.
Making soil?
Yes.
I'd like you to give me some of that soil.
Soil?
Yes.
All right, but do you want to make it yourself?
Yes, we do!
Can you make it?
Yes, I'll show you how to make it, so let's make it.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
So, the team that digs the soil and the team that makes the soil are divided into two teams.
The first team will try to make the soil.
The team that carries the soil is Kawai and Kato.
Even for the two of them, it's a lot of weight.
Wait a minute, I'm carrying it now.
What?
Wait a minute.
Isn't there too little teamwork?
It's coming to my waist.
I feel sick.
How do you use a scoop?
I haven't used it much.
It's my first time, so I don't know how to use it.
The soil here is soft, so you can raise your hand, but if it's a little hard, put your feet on it.
Your eyes are open now, right?
If you put your feet on it, you can get it easily.
Now, if you know how to use the scoop, you can dig it up and down.
It's not good to put it in there.
Oh, you're right!
It feels good!
Doesn't your nose hurt?
That's right.
Hey, hey, is it okay for you to spread it out like that?
Is it about this wide?
All right!
Let's do it!
Oh, it feels good to spread it out!
All right!
I can't do it.
Maybe you need more weight.
I can't do it.
I feel like I'm a construction site worker.
All right!
The two dig up the soil necessary for making delicious tomatoes.
It's going well, but...
Huh? The roots are in the way.
Ah, I'm tired.
You're fast.
It's true.
Well, I'm not young, so...
It comes to my waist.
Meanwhile, Team Taihi is...
And this, too.
We're going to mix this, too.
Mejin Jikiden.
It's an original beef powder blend Taihi recipe.
Mix this well.
With your hands?
With my hands.
Are you going to use it?
You want me to use it, don't you?
You can use it, can't you?
Huh?
But Nemos doesn't have any sweet words.
It's going to be just like soil.
Ah, it's soil.
With love, mix it gently and well.
Mix it well.
When you talk to it, the soil becomes delicious.
Here you go.
Good luck.
It's delicious.
With love for the beef powder blend, they head for the river.
Furthermore...
Do you want me to sing you a song?
What song do you want me to sing?
Right now it's "give me five", isn't it?
That's right.
An idol who makes beef powder with a song, what is this?
Then...
Do you want me to sing you a song?
Hey, you little...
I'm sure you can't hear me.
That's right!
No way!
You were right here!
On the other hand, Tsuchigori-san...
It's about time you got used to the work, but...
Huh? It's getting buried.
It's getting thinner than before, isn't it?
That's right!
If you dig too much, it gets thinner.
I just used a really painful spot.
She got carried away and dug too much.
No way, it's a big failure!
It's too late!
It's over for me!
Did it stink?
No, not at all.
Miuri-san, you have to put your feet in.
It's hard to move forward, so everyone, go!
Go, go!
I'll put this in.
Is it okay?
Yay!
Then, please carry this.
Thank you!
Then, Ichikawa-san, please carry it.
This is...
I might flip it over.
Are you okay, weak Ichikawa?
It's heavy!
Go, go!
Somehow, they managed to carry the soil and mix it with the tide.
We made good soil, didn't we?
Yes.
We're going to say kind words to the soil.
So, one by one, please say kind words.
Miyori...
I did!
Kind words.
Oh, you did?
Be careful of them.
Kind...
Grandma...
Kind but say to the soil...
But, with love, mix it with the tide...
Then...
Grandma!
I forgot to put one fertilizer in!
Can you go and get it for me?
It's an important place!
Hey!
Is it this bad?
What?
You're a professional!
Ichikawa is strong only at times like this.
Anyway, it's a secret weapon of famous people.
It's a high-nutrition fertilizer.
Make sure you mix it well!
Like this?
Yes.
OK, let's mix it one more time!
Mixing fertilizer and soil for 20 minutes...
Like this?
Yes!
It's mixed well.
Yes, it's OK.
We did it!
Now, we have a tray.
We put the soil in it and make a hole in it and roll up the tomatoes one by one.
Yes! We did it!
Do you have seeds?
Yes, we do.
You do? Then we roll them up, right?
Yes, we do.
If we put these tomatoes in this soil and grow them, will they grow?
Well, we've never done it before, so we don't know.
Do you want to try it?
Yes, we do!
Do you want to try it?
Yes!
Meijin also tries to make unknown tomatoes.
Let's do it!
Now, carefully roll up the seeds you chose.
Oh, no!
Seeds!
Seeds got in here!
Oh, no!
Hey, Ichikawa, where did you roll up the seeds?
I'm sorry!
Hey!
Oh, no!
They tried many things, but they managed to roll up the seeds.
But this is only the start line.
At first, I thought it would be easy, but when I actually did it, I realized how heavy the soil is and how much work it is.
I did my best, so I'll do my best and sit down!
But it's my first time doing this in earnest, and I'm a little excited!
I want to raise them with love with the feeling of buying a pet!
I wonder if it will be that big from such a small seed, but after all we made it from the soil, so I'm not good at tomatoes now, but if it's a tomato I made myself, I'll eat it!
I already have a lot of love for Gold-chan, so I think I can eat it!
I'll raise it well!
Let's make love and eat it!
One, two!
T!
O!
M!
N!
T!
O!
Tomato!
Yeah!
Now I know how interesting that teacher is!
These nameless tomatoes!
Will they come out and sell red?
But wait a minute, everyone!
Next time is also a first experience!