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It's been a while since I've been out and about.
I was called out to a certain shopping mall by this little sheep.
I wonder if he's at the shopping mall with his golf bag.
What? You don't play golf?
What do you mean?
Toma, in front of Yamauchi, who has a little bit of a playfulness,
This season is also the appearance of that man.
"REMORSE TV" Season 9!
Start!
Yeah!
Start! Yeah!
Yeah!
The fact that I called you out means...
Golf, goat voice, serious!
Start!
Serious start!
Yeah!
Anyway, the other day...
Your score was...
Right? A little...
Right? It's no good, right?
It's no good.
Do you remember?
One hundred...
Twenty...
Don't you forget it!
It's one hundred and nine!
It's no good at all! One hundred and nine!
Let me review it here.
Random golf, goat voice, which was held in Season 7.
Yamauchi, who challenged goat's best score of seventy-six people,
The final score was one hundred and nine.
Even if you do goat's best course all of a sudden with such a score, you will never win.
So, first of all, we will aim for goat's best score with a driver's shot, which is rumored to be your specialty.
It seems like you are good only at being a driver.
It seems like you flew quite a bit until the last program.
Yes.
How many yards did you fly?
I think I flew about two hundred and fifty yards.
You got it, didn't you?
What's wrong with you?
You said you were a security guard, didn't you?
Didn't you get about one hundred yards from a spokesperson?
Why would I get one hundred yards?
There is no one who gets one hundred yards.
Well, in order to prove that number is true,
Please show us your super driver's shot, which you are good at.
Yes.
The first memorable episode of Nemo's TV Season 9 is...
"What's Going On?" Goal-scoring episode 2!
This time, it's about the "dragon"!
Oh, right.
For those of you who are watching us now,
"dragon" is a term used to describe a driver's driving skills.
That's right. You should know about it.
Well, since you must be curious about it,
we will announce the best "dragon" you can score.
Have you already announced it?
Two hundred!
Well, that's...
Eighty!
What?
Yards!
Men can't do that, can they?
By the way, I'm sure you know this, but...
These two hundred and eighty yards are...
Yes.
For girls, they are Yokomine and Sakura's...
I know them. I'm a fan of them.
It's quite a long distance, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
How about you, Yamauchi? Are you confident about it?
I'm not confident about it.
Hey!
Have you ever thought about losing?
Are you stupid?
Anyway, do your best and beat Yahagi!
Yes, master!
Thank you! I'll do my best!
Are you going to beat Yahagi?
Now, Yamauchi, this time you will go to beat Yahagi!
"Cho Do-esu Ni-Cha-Bu-ri-Ha-Do-tsai" for national idols.
"Nemoans TV" newbies idols.
How about it, master? Do you think you can beat 280 yards?
No, 280 yards is professional level!
This is what the program has prepared for the modern Yamauchi.
Victoria Golf Lalaport Tokyo Bay store.
It's an all-golf shop with a number of golf gears.
Then...
Good morning.
My name is Saito. Nice to meet you.
Then, from now on...
Yes.
I'll hit you, so...
Yes.
Please watch me.
What is the identity of the gentle-looking woman who was waiting for Yamauchi?
Watch me carefully.
Yes.
Listen to me.
Yes.
You surprised me.
You just hit me.
Is it 283?
Yes, it's higher.
It's higher?
Yes.
But that's all for today.
That's all for today?
Yes.
Actually, I've been number one in Japan for four consecutive years in the Japanese Dragon Championship.
The best dragon queen in Japan, Kaori Saito.
With a 331 yard Japanese record, she will train future professional golfers.
She will train hard in front of the game with a Spartan lesson as it looks like.
Such a great...
I might be able to do it.
Are you motivated?
I am, I am!
What?
I am!
I am motivated!
First of all, let's check Yamauchi's current swing.
It's not flying at all! What's going on?
OK, I got it. Please come out.
I just saw your swing.
If you solve the problem, you can improve your swing even more.
Really?
First of all...
You swing too hard.
I do it a lot.
Also, if you change your swing more efficiently, you can improve it.
Will you do it?
I will!
OK, let's do it.
Yes!
Starting with the Japanese's best dragon queen's 30 yard up lesson!
OK, let's start with stretching.
We want to use hip joints and joint's range of motion and muscle like spring.
OK.
Let's check it.
Check.
Table.
First of all, let's check Yamauchi's body with stretching.
Not at all?
OK, look down more and more.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
OK, it's OK.
Stick out your butt.
And keep it down.
It's weird for me to do it, but it looks cool for professionals. Why is it?
Soon...
Ouch!
OK, wait.
It's hard here, so it will be softened a little.
OK.
Let's do 20 times.
1, 2...
Ouch!
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
1, 2, 3, 4...
5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
You have a flexible body.
Wow!
Yes!
It's good.
How is it?
Lesson 1. Image Training.
OK, let's start the lesson.
Yes, please.
Thank you.
OK.
Is it OK?
Yes.
This is Denden drum.
Yes.
This is not a game.
The end of your hand should be like this.
Softly.
The axis should be in the middle of your body.
Yes.
I want you to do it strongly like this.
Then, address, take back, impact.
Address, take back, impact.
The end of your hand should be soft like this.
The basic swing is to increase the distance.
With the image of Denden drum,
grab this feeling firmly.
OK?
Lesson 2. Speed up swing.
Next is this.
It doesn't work.
It is a practice of making you remember fast movements and increasing head speed in large muscles.
First of all, get used to high-speed swing.
+10 yards.
Which do you think is more advantageous, having head speed or not?
Having head speed.
Having head speed, yes.
An indispensable swing speed for head drive.
The average of some professional competitions is 41.3 meters per second.
On the other hand, Yamauchi's swing speed is 41.7 meters per second.
It is a professional number, but...
The swing speed of "Dragon Queen" is far superior.
45.6 meters per second.
How much this difference can be narrowed is the only way to increase head speed.
First of all, let's listen to the sound of "Dragon Queen" swing.
The sound is different.
On the other hand, Yamauchi's swing sound is...
Ah!
Did you do something just now?
Faster!
Yes, more!
Yes, continue, continue!
Yes, I'll give you the address soon.
Not yet, not at all, not at all.
I'll do it again, so please listen to the sound.
Where is it ringing?
Is it here or here?
In the case of Yamauchi's swing, the sound is coming from the back of your body.
On the other hand, the sound is coming from the front, which is close to the place of impact.
Yes, make the sound louder in front of you and increase the swing speed.
Lesson 3.
Lesson 4. Increase the energy efficiency of the swing.
I want to increase the energy efficiency of the swing.
I will show you two examples.
How many times do you do it?
Yes, continuously.
By continuously hitting, you can get a swing with good energy efficiency and get an additional 10 yards.
Yes, return it.
Relax your hands.
One. Yes, return it.
Five. Yes, return it.
Yes, return it.
Nine. This is the last one.
Ten.
It hurts!
But if you hit continuously like this, your arms will bend like a whip and fly away like a whip.
"Yamauchi," "Yes, return it."
"don't bend like a whip." "Yes, return it."
Don't bend like a whip.
Yes, return it.
Okay.
But it sounds good, doesn't it?
Yes, it does.
"Now, I've fixed the swing to some extent and increased the energy efficiency, but in fact, club." "Club?" "Club is also related to pulling distance up, and I think there is a club that suits you better."
"Now, club." "Finally, get the driver that suits you best and finish with 10 yards."
Choosing a club or choosing a lover.
Yes.
This is...
Wow, it's different.
What did Yamauchi choose for her new boyfriend?
It felt good.
It might feel a little good.
More than before.
New driver has also been decided.
In theory, now you have completed 30 yards.
How about doing lessons?
Do lessons and improve energy efficiency there.
Well, I have talent.
Well, I can swing, I can swing the club, so...
However, when it comes to actually hitting it, it gives you energy.
How it rolls.
I've never stretched like that before I hit it.
I also forgot to swing with my whole body.
Yami's record, 280 yards.
Once again, I'm confident of surpassing it.
I don't know if I can do 280 yards or not,
but I feel like I can do my best.
I don't know yet,
but I think I want to have strong feelings.
Swing it hard.
After this, it's finally time for the battle.
And there...
Huh?
Oh, no!
Golf in London,
surpassing Yami,
Dragon Pen,
it's finally starting!
The battle stage will be
Memon Golf Course in Chiba Prefecture,
Camellia Hills Country Club.
- We're here. - Yeah.
I'm getting nervous.
- Hello. - So smooth.
- Hello. - Huh?!
You're late!
Who's that?! Who's that?!
We're at the wrong place! We're at the wrong place!
Suzuran, you're late!
It's cold! It's cold! It's cold! It's cold! It's cold!
Excuse me, but are you the boss?
I'm the boss, Shizuka.
I'm the original creator of Nemos' solo project.
I'm the boss, Shizuka.
Have you seen my ship license?
- No, I haven't. - No, I haven't.
- It doesn't fit you. - No, it doesn't fit me at all!
Recently, I came in 29th place in the final round.
I came in 6th place in the rock-paper-scissors match.
I've been so busy!
I took me an hour and a half to come here.
The so-called 'so busy boss' job
is a remote measuring tool.
Nice to meet you!
The rules of the battle are extremely simple.
Within about two hours until sunset,
if Yamauchi is able to score more than 280 yards in one ball,
he wins.
This is the first hole.
At the 280-yard line Yamauchi is aiming for,
his rival appears.
Now, finally, the firefly over the roof is cut off.
How is the condition of this hole today?
I think it's a little loose.
Ah, it seems like it's a little loose.
That's what the teacher said.
Hmm, I'm a little worried from the beginning.
Yamauchi, go for it!
Teacher!
Everything you taught me,
I'd like to show you now!
I'll do my best!
Do your best!
Yay!
Alright! What do you want?
What do you want?
Phew!
Relax!
Now, where is the first ball going?
When I hit it, I suddenly got nervous.
My shoulders are getting tired.
The second ball is...
No, it's too high.
Doesn't it look like it hit the card?
It looks like it hit the card!
OK!
I don't know.
Mimoto, fairway, keep. What's the record?
It's 212!
It's 212 yards!
Not good at all!
I feel like I'm going left.
You're wasting too much time.
If you don't do it now, you'll freeze and you won't be able to move.
Course out!
I know!
I feel like I'm going left.
Continuous course out.
Then...
Not good at all? Are you okay?
Is it that hard?
It looks easy, but it's not.
If it were me, I'd go 200 yards for the first time.
Even though I've never done it before.
Hey, hey!
Is it okay for an amateur who doesn't even know the five letters of golf to say that?!
Oh!
Suzuran, you're not doing well at all!
You haven't gone over 200 yards. You're probably worse than Shii-chan.
I don't know what to say in this situation.
Sensei, it doesn't look like you've improved much.
Yes.
What's the cause of it?
The cause is...
First of all...
I feel like I'm going too far forward.
You don't have to go that far forward from the beginning.
Relax.
During the lesson, she was given anxiety as a factor of strength.
When she said "relax", she said...
Club! Driver!
If I don't go over 280 yards, I won't be able to do it today.
So let's work hard together for about two hours today!
That's right!
Don't mess with me! Please do it seriously!
No, I'm not messing with you!
You're messing with me, aren't you?
Come on, Yamauchi! Relaxing and messing around are different!
Forty minutes have passed since the beginning.
Then, here, you will discover unexpected characteristics of Yamauchi's hitting skills!
It's looking good!
This is... power...
230 yards!
50 yards to go!
Wow!
All of a sudden!
Did it fly like that?
It flew and rolled, didn't it?
Like that?
Yeah.
It's called "top spin".
It's a spin that rolls.
You hit a spin.
Just in case.
Does that mean an egg will come out?
Yeah, an egg will come out.
That's right.
Yamauchi's ball has a characteristic that it is easy to roll after it falls to the ground.
He is lucky.
Keep rolling like that!
It's running for me.
The ball...
The ball is also helping me.
It's helping you.
It's getting good pace.
That means...
this man is coming.
Two hours is a waste of time, isn't it?
Looking at this VTR,
it seems that the Yahagi escort hasn't been completed yet.
That's right.
You know what?
What?
Ogi-chan's "Dragon must win" advice section!
It wasn't effective at all last time, wasn't it?
You know what?
The secret of the dragon is breathing method.
If you take a good breath and hit it,
the distance between you and the dragon will increase a lot.
There is no mistake!
It's rare.
So,
I will teach you the special Ogi-style breathing method.
Breathe with me.
Take a deep breath.
Inhale twice and exhale once.
That's the point!
Is that so?
Let's go!
Yes, like that!
Is it OK like this?
"Ta"?
What is "ta"?
Look at me!
"Shishifu"?
Keep up!
Hang in there!
Just a little more!
Hang in there!
Alright!
That's it!
Shishifu is perfect!
Give birth to a healthy baby!
What is this?
What does this mean?
I've had enough of this!
I'm serious about this!
I'm serious!
Did Ogi's breathing method disrupt his rhythm?
After this, Ema's course-out continues.
Something's wrong with Ogi.
Then...
Sir, can you hear me?
Yes!
Sir, I can't hear you at all.
Please do something.
Huh?
Then...
I'll...
I'll show Suzuran...
that it's not impossible.
What will you show me?
I've never done it before, but...
Yes?
To make it impossible...
Yes?
I'll do it twice with Ronda.
Are you serious?!
You don't have to force yourself.
Don't underestimate me.
Now, master...
Prove to me that it's not impossible!
Katsumoku Seyo
This is the original, solo project, created by...
Ooya-style continuous rondo and...
"On the golf course"!
I couldn't do it, Suzura!
Ooya-san, wonderful! You did it twice!
Did I do it?
You did it twice!
Can I do it, Suzura?
The message from the senpai Ooya...
seems to have reached her.
I'm feeling better!
There's nothing I can't do!
And then...
I wonder...
240!
She broke her own record!
Yay! I got a message that said "amazing"!
I'm number one now!
Didn't you hear me earlier?
But I'm still going!
I'm still going!
I'm going all out!
40 yards to go!
Now, Yamauchi...
Let's full swing!
Go!
Next time on Yamauchi TV...
Random Golf
Yaniwoe Dragon Edition
It's finally decided!
Let me feel better!
There's nothing I can't do!
A mysterious scream resounds in the TV band!
There's nothing I can't do!
It's 280 yards!
Will Yamauchi be able to surpass Yani's 280 yards?
Teoi...
Boy...
Why are you crying?