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One month, one day.
Little sheep gathered in a park.
No, six little dogs.
What did you say?
Little sheep, little sheep.
Hey, you're only showing us dogs.
We're here today.
That's right.
Can you show us your faces?
Well, if you insist, I'll show you.
Hello.
Aren't you scared of what's going to happen?
Right?
At first, when we first met, everyone was amazing.
Little sheep, run away!
Little sheep, you're free!
Wait a minute!
Little sheep!
Hey, hey.
I don't know why you guys are gathered here.
Here it is!
This is...
Hello.
I'm Ogihagi's Ogi.
Hello.
Oh, there you are.
Max.
Are you there?
Oh, Joseph, are you there?
How cute you are!
So,
Nemo's TV Season 8
begins now!
Oh, you guys are here, too.
What?
Now?
More than anything,
we want to see dogs.
They are cute.
It's been a while since you came to the U.S.,
what do you think?
I know dogs are the main characters,
but they keep appearing.
I see.
They are popular these days, so they are getting popular, right?
Nemo's TV Season 8 begins now!
And,
for the good timing,
we received
a special offer
for this show.
This is
from a famous pet magazine,
"Love Dog Champ",
and we want you to display their covers for us!
Wow!
Great!
This time,
among your love dogs,
we will choose the center dog,
which is a cover model of a super-famous pet magazine.
You guys are happy, right?
We are happy!
But,
only one dog
will be displayed!
What?!
Everyone said it!
Well, you guys are AKB,
so you must know it by now,
but even in the world of dogs,
if you don't become the center dog,
you can't display their covers!
The one and only!
So, today,
Nemo's TV
will hold
a center dog competition!
Wow!
The editors
are waiting for you at the venue,
so everyone,
please appeal your dogs!
Okay!
I'm looking forward to it!
But what kind of competition is it?
How do you decide it?
Now, let me introduce you the six dogs who will be the main characters of this episode.
Entry No. 1, Fujie and Max of the miniature dachshunds.
Mama, how do you feel?
I had a dream of going out with dogs, so of course I'll aim for the championship!
Entry No. 2, a toy poodle named "Underground Cherry".
What kind of dog is it?
It has quite a sociable side, so I think "Underground Cherry" will do well.
Entry No. 3, Chihuahua's "Underground Ham".
She seems to be very cute.
She's cuter than me.
So I won't lose!
I won't lose!
Entry No. 4, a toy poodle named "Underground Female".
Your dog is also a toy poodle?
Let me hear your enthusiasm!
I'm not sure if we can communicate well, but girls are number one!
Entry No. 5, Chiba Prefecture's "Mix"'s "Hirajima Bee".
What's it like not to lose to rivals?
The size?
But since I'm doing it, I'll do my best!
Entry No. 6, Chihuahua's "Underground Female".
What's it like not to lose?
My dog is a dog lover.
I love people, but I'm scared of dogs.
I hope it'll go well.
Do you have any concerns?
But you know "I Can Jump", right?
I know it! I've seen it a lot!
I know you've never said it!
Yes, "I Can Jump" is a national "I Can" magazine with 80,000 copies.
If you add up the covers, it's not a dream to become a star dog!
"I Can Jump" is a national "I Can" magazine with 80,000 copies.
Aim for it! The future star dog, Nemoos Center Championship is about to start!
A crazy demon bites its fangs!
A variety of talent and tears of idols!
Nemoos TV Season 8!
Ah, look! It's written in Ban-chan's mask!
No, no, look!
Nemoos TV Center Championship!
Ah, it's true!
It's over there!
It's crazy!
I'm getting nervous!
Right? It's like an audition!
Let's go, Cherry!
The center championship stage will be this "Andy Cafe"!
It's a popular dog cafe for women who love dogs!
In addition, the latest autumn and winter models are lined up!
Not only clothes, but also fashionable items are available!
Wow, it's cool here!
Ah, it's cool!
It's fun!
It's like a parent-child competition over there!
It's like a parent-child fight!
Right? It's written like that!
Then, we'll do a one-minute PR for the dog!
Why are you three standing in front of me?
Who's going to judge?
Is it an audition?
You scared me!
You scared me! Hello!
You came out of nowhere!
You scared me!
You look like you're serious!
Nice to meet you!
In order to determine the center of the magazine, we will have an interview one by one.
There are three points for judging.
First of all, it's visual.
Second of all, it's subtle.
I think it's a dog that can do proper manners.
Third of all, smartness becomes important.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Come on, Max-chan!
Are you ready to drop out of the competition?
Here are the three conditions required for the center dog.
And these three specialists are suitable for judging these conditions.
Thirteen years of magazine editing.
One-chan Magazine Association's "godmother" shines its eyes.
Charisma Dog Trainer, who has actually trained more than 5,000 dogs, checks the members' smartness.
In addition, One-chan Photo Association's Maxine Shinoyama is suitable for decorating the cover and judging the visual.
Now, we will start the interview in 15 minutes.
Please think about what you will promote about your dogs.
Yes, ma'am!
The owner's sense of humor is also questioned about what kind of appeal you will make.
After this, the interview will finally begin!
First of all, it's self-promotion time to aim for the center dog that decorates the cover of a famous magazine.
Of course, the three conditions required for the center dog will also be checked.
Let's start with Hachi-chan.
The top batter is Hachi Hirajima.
Out of the six members, she's the biggest, but she's actually a cute girl.
What does she appeal about?
I'm Hachi-chan. I'm a girl.
What I like about Hachi-chan is that she likes licking my hand like this.
Oh, now.
She doesn't lick you at all.
Does that really mean you like me?
Does it mean you like me?
Is she trying to provoke you?
Hachi.
She doesn't like you.
I do like you, but...
But...
Hachi, Hachi, sit down.
Huh?
Hachi.
Hachi, Hachi, Hachi!
I'm sorry!
It's okay.
I've heard that before.
Is there anything about you that you can't lose against other dogs?
Well, I'm often told that I look like a Shiba dog.
So, I think I can't lose against anyone who looks like me.
She does look like you, but...
Is that all you can appeal about?
And then...
Thank you very much.
Max barked again.
Fujie, your appeal is important.
Okay, next is Max-chan!
Please!
Max-chan's trademark is short.
He's been barking a lot for a while now, but will he be able to take an interview?
I'm Fujie Max. I'm a 8-year-old boy who loves miniature dogs.
I've heard that miniature dogs weigh about 5 kilograms, but they weigh about 8 kilograms now.
I'm a little embarrassed to say "miniature dogs".
I'm wearing a bright color like this because it's a chocolate color, and I'm trying to show off my energy today.
I've seen other dogs barking a few times earlier, and I feel like they're strong-willed.
I often say "miniature dogs" to my owners, but I don't think so.
No, I don't think so.
I don't think so.
It seems that the interview went well.
Cherry, please.
Max can't stand it.
Please.
The third one is Cherry in the basement.
A fluffy room is a trademark of a toy poodle.
Can she appeal positively like her owner?
I'm Cherry in the basement.
I'm already 7 years old this year.
I've been reading a lot of books and trying to learn a lot of tricks since I was little, so I think I'm a very smart girl.
I'd like to show you some tricks.
Cherry, don't let me down.
Sit down.
Wait, this way.
Cherry, Cherry, Cherry.
Hey, did you dig a bucket?
Yes, I'll do it again.
Sit down.
Hands, shoulders, back.
She's fast.
Cherry is good at high speed things.
Chikano, you just said something similar.
You said Cherry is good at high speed things.
Is there anything that you are good at?
Yes, I am good at it.
Chikano, you raised the hurdle too high.
What do you think of her high speed skills?
Next, Nana-chan, please.
Next is Nito-chan, Nana.
Is it because she usually wins indoors?
Or is it because she is a very shy doggy?
Will she be able to appeal herself well?
I am Nana-chan of "LONG COAT CHIWAWA".
The origin of my name is "pet".
For example, I often use it for food names.
But I wanted to be part of a family.
That's why I chose a human name.
She is full of excitement.
Can you show me your charming point?
Your butt hair is curled up.
I know you don't like it.
I think I am a very elegant person.
I think I am the most elegant one of you.
No, you are not.
I think I am the most elegant one of you.
When I say "kiss me", she kisses me on the lips.
Let's try it.
Nana, kiss me.
I want you to do one more thing.
Let Nana-chan sit here and wait for you.
Can you move away from her?
Nana-chan, Nana.
Nana, sit down.
Nana-chan, Nana.
Nana, sit down.
I'm curious about her smell.
Nana, come here.
She's not here.
Okay, I got it.
Nana-chan.
Okay, I'm lying down.
Hmm, I have a weird impression about her face.
Okay, next.
And at that moment...
She's staring at me.
Nana-san, Nana-san.
She's not here.
Watch out! Watch out!
She's staring at me.
Huh?
She's not here.
She doesn't care about the owner or the dog.
Nice to meet you.
Next is the youngest member, Ibasa-ham.
What does AKB's only female idol look like?
I'm Ibasa-ham-chan.
I'll be one year old in October.
Yes, I'm confident about my youth.
And I have a charming point.
What is Ibasa-ham-chan's unexpected charming point?
It's my drooping chin.
Look at it.
It's a combination of both sides.
It's usually like this, isn't it?
And it was like this, so it was 70,000 yen.
And...
It's amazing how cute it is.
I love it.
For 70,000 yen of ham...
I have a question.
You look like you are very smart.
Do you ever feel like you know what you are saying?
At first, when I first came here 4 months ago,
I was told that dogs can talk.
So I was taught a lot of things.
And I was about to say more.
Like...
But it's true!
It's true!
Don't worry!
Would you like her to say it out loud?
Oh...
I wonder if I can do it.
Should we give it a try?
If you say you can really talk, we'll give you a discount.
Mom!
Huh?
Mom!
She's in a bad mood today.
I'm sorry.
It was just like I expected.
I won't say I can talk again!
Joseph, please!
Okay!
Please!
Nice to meet you!
Joseph Minegishi appears in "Mon Uncle".
This is also a cute toy poodle.
His favorite food is watermelons.
Do dogs eat watermelons?!
I'm Joseph.
My dog is...
Unlike these dogs...
He's very smart and quiet!
You might think I'm similar to Achilles.
But I'm not!
You're not?
On the contrary!
Out of these six dogs, which one is the smartest?
It's number one!
It's number one?
Of course!
Let's see how smart he is!
When I make oil at home,
he always rides on my lap while eating.
Right?!
Hey, Jotan!
Jotan!
Huh?
The usual!
The usual! Jotan, the usual!
Jotan!
Well, let me get myself together and say...
Hey, hey, you were smart, weren't you?
Even when I come back home, you'll definitely come and pick me up.
Now, will they be able to make up for it with the help of their mentors?
I'm back! I'm back, Jotan! Huh?
I'm back! I'm back, Jotan! I'm back!
Yes, I'm back! I'm back!
And finally, I'd like to show you the first move I just came up with.
You just came up with it? What are you going to show us now?
Jotan!
Gymnastics!
And... and... and...
That's amazing!
That's all!
What in the world do you want to appeal for, Minenshi? Are you really aiming for the center position?
Thank you for your hard work today!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
You're all here, but unfortunately, you don't have enough appeal. Listen up! This is a problem for the buyer!
The next screening is a bond check.
I'm going to test your bond with Aiken!
We're going to check your bond.
Now, let me explain the rules.
We're going to talk about dogs from a few meters away, and compete for speed in the buyer's arms.
If you have a strong bond, you should be able to race right away.
(If you have a strong bond, you should be able to race right away.)
Ready, go!
I lost 8 times in a row!
You lost 8 times in a row!
8 is too fast!
Let's see how they are doing.
You can clearly see the difference in speed, but it's still subtle.
So, let's go slow one more time!
As you can see, the winner is Nana-chan, who jumped into Moe's mother's heart!
But I want to go, definitely.
It's not easy to win like this.
I think I'm the smartest one, but I think Chibaba and Toipu-chan are popular,
so I wonder if they're involved in that.
As for me, I was surprised that Joseph didn't come first.
He was waiting quietly over there and should have been looking at me,
but he panicked when I opened the door.
I was the first one to come here, but I couldn't tell it was me,
and I think I was running towards Nana-chan.
The bees were happy too, weren't they?
Yes, they were. It looks like they're hungry. Right, bees?
Yes, the bees are saying yes.
Not everyone has shown their true selves yet.
That's right.
Thank you very much.
They take a short break here to let the dogs rest.
We have more friends now.
Yes, we really do.
When we brought the dogs to a new place,
I was worried when I saw Iwan-chan over there saying, "Come here!"
It's like a parent's feeling.
I know, right? I know I have to go to work, but I'm taking care of the dogs.
You know you don't want to leave them, right?
It's like an entertainment ceremony.
From here, the story goes to a maniac high school.
Which part of my dog do you like?
I like the part where the ears are soft.
I know!
I like this part!
This part!
I like the smell of meat.
I like the smell of popcorn!
Popcorn! Popcorn!
Doesn't it smell like a futon that you dry outside?
Doesn't it smell like the sun?
It smells like the sun.
I want to smell it! Popcorn!
Yes, it smells like popcorn.
It smells like outside.
It does smell a little.
Furthermore...
Iwan-chan often says that his dog is Shiba-ken.
Isn't there a dog that looks like Chika-no-ri?
What?
What is it?
Shabby! Shabby!
It doesn't look like Shabby! Shabby!
It looks like it has pretty hands.
It looks like Moe's Pomeranian.
Or Chika's Sonsuke.
Or Kexa Kexa.
It looks like Wasabi.
What is it?
Cory?
Cory is the one that is kissing.
I know.
But, it looks like Max's face, doesn't it?
Someone said it earlier.
Doesn't it look like everyone?
I think everyone looks like him.
It looks like Sheez.
What do you mean by "she's" ?
She has big eyes and a little bit of hair.
Ah, I see.
She looks like an old woman, doesn't she ?
She doesn't seem like an old woman.
Let's move on to the next judge.
And the judge is...
After this, the contents of the shock will be revealed.
The next "Nemorous" TV show is "Center Championship Exchange"!
And the judge is...
Nice to meet you!
A more harsh judgment awaits the members!
Why can't you do it?
I'm sweating a lot.
I'm going to break it!
Oh, no!
"Nemorous" TV show "Center Championship Exchange"