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Become a professor and give a lecture in front of students!
Last time, thanks to Ariyoshi's recklessness,
as a professor of Meiji University,
the members decided to challenge the school against 500 students.
In order to make it a good lecture,
while listening carefully to the students,
the members seriously wrote down what they wanted to say.
And finally, it's time for the announcement!
The top batter is Professor Sashihara!
It's been a while since I was this nervous!
At first, they were anxious and couldn't speak clearly,
and there was no order in the lecture,
but as they started one thing at a time,
they succeeded in capturing the students' hearts!
There are only three people left - Noro, Miyazaki and Koushima!
Will their show-off lecture be a success?!
Wow, I'm so nervous!
It's a big catch!
A.K.A.B!
1, 2, 3!
It's a little scary, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
It's really scary, isn't it?
Ah, my heart is...
If I think that I was able to change it into a laugh even for a moment, it's too painful, isn't it?
I've overcome it many times.
Professor Noro says that her life was saved by laughter.
Will the laughter lessons she learned in life really pierce the students?
Oh no, oh no, oh no...
Yes, yes!
I have no choice but to do it, right?
You mean "tsukami"?
Yes.
"Tsukami" is said to be "tsukami"'s life.
Will "tsukami"'s story go well?
I won't do it!
What is the student's reaction?
Are you OK?
Stand up!
Bow!
Sit down!
She did it!
Let's take a deep breath.
Take a deep breath and...
Are you OK?
I'm sorry.
Just like the venue,
Professor "noro" has been busy.
Will he last for 15 minutes?
My name is "noro" Kaya.
What's up?
What day is it today?
Monday.
That's why it's Monday.
I'm sorry.
Nice to meet you.
I'm "nkb48" and...
I'm an idol and a comedian.
Professor "akimoto yashi" has appointed me.
I'm standing here now.
Two years ago, I formed a comedy unit called "national".
Last year, I participated in the second M-1 Grand Prix.
I was able to advance to the second round.
I won first place in four rounds.
My lecture today is...
"How to use comedy in life".
Wow!
You can't see it, can you? That's comedy, too.
Do you notice it?
You can change your flaws and others' flaws.
Like this logo.
Do you have any flaws or mistakes?
I can't say it well.
You can't say it well because you can't communicate well.
For example, where is "sonofanka" from?
It's from Adidas.
What?
I'm sorry, but can you say it again?
Where is "sonofanka" from?
It's from Adidas.
Adidas?
Yes, that's right.
Sorry, I stopped you.
This kind of comedy can happen.
Thank you very much.
I can't speak well, but I can say a lot of words.
Wow!
She speaks like a real teacher.
By the way, how old do you think I am?
Eighteen.
Eighteen!
I'm twenty-six years old.
I'm still fighting and doing my best.
She clapped.
She clapped and clapped here.
From comedy to action.
She finally grasped students' hearts with her true self-portrayal story.
Have you ever worked part-time?
Most of you have.
Before I joined AKB48, I worked a lot of part-time jobs.
Sometimes I worked as a beer salesman at a human rescue center.
I was number one in sales several times.
I want to tell girls, but it's better to show your face.
So I showed my face and did it with a big smile.
Thanks to that, my hourly wage went up from 850 yen to 980 yen.
It's 12 minutes, isn't it?
With the message that I want you to have a wonderful student life,
I'm going to do one last gag and do it.
Professor Noro went out for a big game of one-shot reversal.
What will you put out of your gag?
70% Antoniochi.
Bangalore!
Thank you very much.
Until then, it didn't shake and it was over.
Kae-chan!
Thank you for your hard work!
Noro, was it too early to tell a joke?
Well, it's time.
Do your best!
Let's do our best!
Do your best!
I want to tell my favorite horror story to my students.
The thoughts written in his mind.
The youngest, 16 years old, Professor Miyazaki's love.
Will the students listen to it?
What should I do?
Thank you for your patience.
The next specialist will be Professor Niyanaki Riho.
Professor Niyanaki, thank you for coming.
Yes!
What's that? I've never seen it before.
It looks like a cat.
Your handwriting is dirty.
I'm Miyako of AKB48 and my name is Miyako Miya.
Thank you for having me.
I'm in my first year of high school and I'm 16 years old.
I'm really old and I don't like being taught by someone younger than me.
But I'll do my best, so thank you for having me.
She's cute.
Today we're going to talk about horror movies.
Do you watch horror movies?
Yes!
Do you have someone you hate?
Do you watch them a lot?
Not a lot.
Do you have someone you hate?
Yes!
I will tell you why I like horror movies.
I would like to say "I'm sorry for someone you hate."
Horror movies give me a lot of delusions.
Your delusions are increasing.
When I watch a movie by myself, I'm worried that someone might be around me.
But it's so much fun to delude myself.
That's why I prefer horror movies over love stories.
Yes!
What is the most important thing for you in a horror movie?
Go ahead!
Music.
You are good at music.
I'm not sure if I should answer or not.
You can't answer if you don't know the answer.
I don't know what to do.
And this is the question.
What is my favorite horror scene?
From "Killers" to "Best 5"!
I will press "Best 5" with my handmade boat.
"Best 5"!
In the movie "Happening", there is a very scary scene that appears at the very beginning of the construction site.
Workers are committing suicide from the roof of the construction site.
When one person falls, another one falls, and so on and so forth.
The sound of the real feeling after falling, is it called?
Did you fall now?
The sound of that feeling and the action of going to see it are very scary.
OK, so the best 5!
Everything is "bang, bang, bang"!
Next, second!
This is also "Happening"!
In your own car...
In your own driving car...
You accelerate it to full throttle and fall in front of you.
After you fall, you jump!
Yes, this jump is very interesting and...
How do you say it?
It's a way of dying with good energy, is it called like that?
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute, girls!
Wait a minute!
Next!
The first place of "Best 5"!
"Movie" "Mirrors" "In the Bathroom"!
It's easy!
The face doesn't change, the color doesn't change.
In the bath...
Ah!
Before you go in the bath, you look in the mirror,
and the mirror controls you,
and you open your mouth more and more like this.
Like this, more and more.
That way of dying is wonderful!
Um, I really want you to see it for once!
Um, this is...
Even if you say you don't want to do it now,
you can't do it if you open your mouth,
but please watch "Mirrors"!
I've collected some time, so...
I've collected some time.
This movie is really interesting,
so everyone, when you come home today,
please definitely borrow this movie!
Thank you for today!
I'm Miyano Kimiho!
Um, it's well received!
The lecture ends with a big applause!
Meow!
Are you okay?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Good work! Good work!
It was pretty fun!
It was fun!
It was organized, but...
It felt like a hospital.
Yeah.
Wow! No matter how you reacted, you kept progressing!
You didn't change a single face!
Yeah.
I'm sorry.
But it was a really good experience!
That's right!
It's wonderful!
Miyazaki, who seemed most anxious, is in a big consideration!
Will the last Oshima lecture really...
I'm happy!
Now, the last is Professor Oshima!
The feelings he wants to convey in his lecture note!
And the worries of the students who gathered in front of the lecture!
Taking advantage of the experience of spending more than half of their lives in the entertainment world,
will they be able to decorate the last of the AKB Torbes lecture?
Ah, I'm really nervous!
It's a big deal!
Oh no!
Ah!
Um, the last is Professor Oshima Yuko!
Um, Professor Oshima, thank you in advance!
Nice to meet you!
A man with a rich expression and a rich personality, an entertainer!
I'm Oshima Yuko and I'm 21 years old! Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you!
If I were in your age and told you what I would lecture you about...
I don't like that system.
Did you notice that system?
I didn't notice it!
Did you have that system?
I had it, but I didn't notice it!
About dating!
Actually, I've been in the entertainment world for 14 years!
I'm 21 years old, but I've been in the entertainment world since I was 7 years old!
So, if I were in your age and told you what I would lecture you about...
I would like to teach you about dating!
Do you know what is important in dating?
It's a smile!
I think a smile is the most beautiful thing about people!
There are many different patterns of smiles!
Oh, I'd like to know!
Yes, I'd like to know!
First of all!
When you have trouble with your friends or when you are worried about something...
you consult with yourself!
When you do that...
you make a smile!
I'd like to show you how I do it!
Well...
you over there!
Ask me for advice!
Oh, that's good!
It's more emotional than just doing it!
It's a little hard for me to say goodbye...
I see...
Same-age couples get excited!
Oh...
I see...
Did I offend you?
No!
Hmm...
Were you watching?
This little movie...
This is unfair!
She's so cute!
Look up and lower your eyes.
As if you're looking at Buddha's face.
When you smile like this, it makes you feel better.
Next!
The producer's silly but not revealing smile.
This is important.
When you work and travel around the world,
you'll meet a lot of girls like her.
You'll know how to use it.
I want to learn this.
Girls, raise your hands!
I'm a...
What was it?
I'm a subordinate.
Isn't everyone super sexy in today's fashion?
What is that?
But you're right.
That's good.
Anyway...
I'm good, right?
You're good.
This is your first technique.
When you smile, you have to smile from the bottom of your heart.
You can't smile with your eyes.
So you raise your eyebrows.
If you do that, you can't lower your eyebrows.
Ah!
Your face will smile.
Ah, she's responding!
You can tell she's responding to you.
Sashi, listen to me.
What's up?
I was surprised to meet a star like you.
What are you doing? It's amazing.
What are you doing?
It's annoying.
If you do it once, you'll get off.
If you have this smile, you will be accepted by the world.
And today, I walked around the campus and asked you what you were worried about.
So I asked you what you were worried about.
First of all, how do you last long?
There was a question like that.
I'm a little sick of this.
Well, I think it's difficult to last a long time for love, people you meet, and your job.
But if you turn everything upside down and say what you need,
I don't think you'll last long if you can't imagine joy before you have bitter feelings.
I've been in the entertainment industry for 14 years in my 21 years of life.
Because there are really hard things, but I know that the desire to wait for joy ahead of that is big.
When I stand on stage and get support from you, I get really, really happy.
I always do my best to imagine that it's because I have bitter feelings that I can enjoy the excitement at that time.
So please last a long time for everyone.
And one more problem.
If you can't stand up for yourself with a strong self- esteem leader, of course you're a subordinate.
I'm not like Yasushi Akimoto, either.
If you stand in front of Yasushi Akimoto, you'll be in a lot of trouble.
But I have a motto.
Say it rather than not say it.
I've never regretted it.
If you can't stand up for yourself with a strong self- esteem leader, of course you're a subordinate.
I think you're trying to activate something in yourself.
So I hope you'll do your best to say "say it rather than not say it."
One more important thing for people to know.
It's convenient to have a one-shot game.
Do you have this?
You can't show your guitar or bow on the spot, can you?
What you can show on the spot is really powerful for you.
I have something that I can show anyone and anywhere.
I'd like to show you now.
[Humming]
By the way, I think many of you have felt that I'm easy to get along with.
In that way, there are things that I can show you when I say one-shot games, impersonations, and my own heart.
"Oh, this girl is weird, but it's interesting." You're starting to get interested in me, aren't you?
So, everyone, you should definitely have one-shot games.
That's it!
I've been talking about it a lot of times, but one-shot games are about smiling and having one- shot games.
With this, I'm sure you'll have a bright future.
That's it for Professor Oshima's lecture. Thank you very much!
Great job! Professor Oshima's lecture ended with a proud lecture.
Wow!
You did it!
Wow!
It was wonderful!
It was really wonderful!
Professor Oshima, who made the most of his experience so far, decorated the last lecture wonderfully, and the whole lecture was a great success!
After that, it's the ranking announcement by students!
At the end of the lecture, students will be asked which professor was the best teacher for them.
Here are the results!
Well, you should go back and do it again!
To be honest, I didn't think I'd lose to Hora.
Why?
I don't know. What's wrong with you now?
I don't know.
What's wrong with you?
I think I have a little bit of acne.
You're thinking too much, aren't you?
I think I have a little bit of acne.
Next week, Maeda and Jirina will fly in a two- shot!