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One fine month, one fine day.
Four little sheep were called to a handshake meeting hosted by Nemoth TV.
I think we're a stupid group.
Is there a meeting?
I'm embarrassed.
Where are we going?
I don't know at all.
Really?
Good morning!
It's a handshake meeting. Why are we talking with our eyes covered?
I don't know!
We'll soon know the reason.
It stopped.
What's this?
Nemoth TV will now hold a special handshake meeting.
I can hear it from here.
From the right.
It's over here.
I'm scared!
It's making a noise!
What?
Whose voice is it?
Is it someone's voice?
No, it's someone's voice!
It's too close!
No way! I don't know!
Once in a while, you can hear footsteps approaching.
Wow!
Everyone turned blue and announced the order.
Good morning!
What do you see in front of you?
Sheep!
The hint is...this!
Sheep!
It's not just ordinary sheep.
Anyone can be a sheep.
Sheep!
What is it?
Sheep!
What is it?
It's a sheep!
You know it now, right?
This time, you will shake hands with...animals!
What?
It's not animals?
Why?
That's all.
It seems you don't know it yet.
This time, you will shake hands with...animals!
Don't go too fast!
You female pigs are also great animals, idiot!
It's only natural for you to shake hands with animals!
Because we are mammals, right?
Yes!
What is it?
Why don't you learn from animals how cute they are?
She's peeing a lot!
What?
Now?
How do you do it?
Good morning!
It's better to do it from the same perspective.
That's right!
Look!
She's fast!
Don't do it!
She's angry!
I'm sorry!
A.K.A.B!
This handshake meeting venue, Nasu Animal Kingdom, is a popular spot where you can meet animals in nature.
There are 150 sheep and camels, and 500 fans are waiting for a warm handshake.
Excuse me, good morning!
First of all, she said hello to the kingdom staff.
We are going to shake hands with animals today.
What should we do?
Shake hands?
Shake hands!
Animals are not something you can get used to quickly.
Yes.
They can read people's minds or get angry with animals.
Yes.
If you don't get along with them, you can't have a handshake meeting or shake hands.
If you want to shake hands, you have to talk to the animals.
First of all, you have to work as a keeper and get along with the animals.
But if you quit now, it's too late.
Animals are really strict.
One of them is crying.
Is it you, Ono-san?
Yes, it's me.
Actually, between animals and Ono-san, there was a dark past like this.
Animals hate me.
What kind of examples do you have?
When I went to play on the farm, there were two golden retrievers.
I thought they were cute, so I approached them.
They chased me a lot.
I thought they were playing, so I ran hard.
They hit me from behind and bit me in the head.
What?
Then they kicked me.
That's terrible.
Ono-san is licked by animals like that in autumn.
And Miyazawa-san has a handshake meeting with Matsubara-san and Pea-san.
What? What? What?
Japan is so big. It's so big. Wait!
Matsubara and Pea-san are in charge of the dogs first.
They take good care of them and make them feel at home.
Taking care of their health is an important job of a keeper.
If the color of their panties is bad, there is a risk of leukemia.
Badger! Badger! Badger! Badger! Stay! Yes!
Are you okay? What about inside of your ears?
- Inside of my ears? - Do you have any inside of your ears?
Matsubara, who is raising a dog, is quite skilled.
- Amazing, Natsumi. - Beautiful!
- Okay! Stay! Stay! - What about Miyazawa?
What about inside of your mouth?
- Is your red part not constipated? - It's okay!
- It's okay? - Yes!
Also, when a dog is sick, it measures its body temperature.
- Where do you measure your body temperature? - Your armpits.
- Do you know where your dog is? - Mouth.
- Not mouth. - Ears.
- Not ears. - Legs.
- Not legs. - Stomach.
- Not stomach. - Buttocks.
- That's right. - Wow!
- You measure it with a measuring tape. I want you to do it, too. - Wow!
First of all, Miyazawa, who is in charge of keeping dogs healthy, measures their body temperature.
- Badger! Badger! - Which one is buttocks?
- There aren't that many holes. - Badger! Badger! Badger! I'm going to be hysterical for a moment.
- Here it is. - I'm going to be hysterical for a moment.
- Here it is. - Here it is.
- It's so sunny, isn't it? - Yes.
- I thought it was about 2 degrees higher than human temperature. - 34 degrees.
- 34 degrees.
- Miyazawa-san, what's your body temperature? - 100 degrees.
- 100 degrees? - 36 degrees.
- That's right.
- That's good. - That's good.
- It's 8 degrees and 2 minutes. - That's fine.
- 8 degrees and 2 minutes is fast! - It's 8 degrees and 5 minutes.
- Let's go!
- Are you serious? - Let's go!
- Boy-chan! - I don't like this.
- What are you imagining, Matsubara? Be serious! - Boy-chan is getting nervous.
- Go for it, Boy-chan! - Go for it!
- Wait a minute.
- Are you scared? - I'm scared.
- Boy-chan, Miyazo-san is good.
- Suddenly, she's crying. What's wrong, Matsubara?
- It's still stuck.
- No, no, no, no. - Stay.
- It's 39 degrees. - It's 39 degrees. Well, it's okay.
- I didn't think I'd get heatstroke because of a dog.
- Here's the next heatstroke measurement.
- Take a poop out of a plastic bag and check for hardness and softness.
- Let's start with Matsubara.
- Can I change this? - Yes, you can.
- What kind of dog is your dog?
- Soft. - Soft?
- Are you going to take it all out? - After this, Matsubara's thin hands...
- Go for it! - Are you going to take it all out?
- Matsubara decided to clean his poops with his hands. - Go for it!
- If you say so...
- That's Sai-chan's, so... - I don't like it either! Why?
- But you have to check it while you do it. It's an important job, you know? - You're so strong.
That's right, it's a job! Do it well, Matsubara!
- Done! - Yes!
- Good! - The two who had finally finished cleaning were waiting for...
- Ready? - Go!
- The hot one that was just taken out... - It's hot!
- She's definitely thinking about it! - I wonder what I just did...
- Huh? It's soft... - Huh?
- I don't like it... - Huh?
- Good! Then I'll take two hot ones and one Sai one. - Go!
- Nice! - Nice!
- It's warm! - It's warm, isn't it?
- I was with Koriki-san, so it's definitely Koriki's... - That's right.
It's warm, isn't it?
- Good! - Yes!
- Koriki and Boy-ja seem healthy. - Thank you very much!
- When they understand each other, they shake hands! - Shake!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Yes, yes, yes! - Yes, yes, yes!
- Koriki, Koriki, stay! - Koriki, Koriki, stay!
- Stay! - Stay!
- Yay! Thank you! - Thank you!
- On the other hand, these two start with the horse. - Start with the horse.
- From the middle of the stomach to the buttocks. - Wow, it's beautiful!
- It's relaxing! - While looking at the horse, please look at which part is itchy and which part is pleasant.
- Yes! - Yes!
- Oh! - Oh!
- It's the back of the head. - Is it itchy here?
- She said "yes"!
- You have long eyelashes.
- Hey, you! We can't shake hands just by looking at you!
- Your eyes are wide open. Are you mad at me?
- I'm telling you to do your job properly.
- After brushing, they were waiting for... - Here you are.
- It smells good, doesn't it? - Yes.
- As a breeder, we clean and manage animals' health while cleaning their poop.
- What kind of poop is poop? - It has a proper shape.
- Oh, you're right! - It's round, isn't it? - Oh, that one? - Yes.
- That one is healthy, isn't it? - Yes, it is.
- Please put it in the middle. You can use a broom if you like.
- Oh, you're so cute.
I can't breathe outside. I can't do it.
Elena, for the time being, hold the washing scissors you used earlier.
Oh, you're smart.
Try putting it on.
Oh, I like this.
How is it? Do you understand anything?
I can't hear you. Can you hear anything?
You're both sucking with your mouth.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
It's a good poop.
It's the best poop.
All right! It's in!
You sounded like Aki Machi.
With Akimoto's help, the two finished cleaning four houses.
I thought it was really hard.
I thought I could get along with horses because of it, so I tried my best today.
But I hope I can sleep well with this today.
Here's a word of encouragement from that man.
AKB48 members, are you doing your best?
Yes!
This project is probably going to be a tough one, too.
It may be trivial, but I'd like to start with Ariyoshi.
Please do your best for the rest of the filming.
Please do your best.
What is it?
Omen tobacco?
Isn't it great?
Can I open it?
It's cute.
One, two...
Why is it ohagi?
What is ohagi?
The best ohagi.
This is healthy.
It's made of good red beans.
Why is it ohagi?
Huh?
There's no idol who eats ohagi next to a horse's poop, right?
This setting is wrong, isn't it?
It's wrong, isn't it?
It's eaten, isn't it?
And a handshake of wishes with the horse
Handshake achieved
It seems that feelings have been conveyed to the horse
Next, the axe
I did it!
Thank you
I did it!
Thank you for always cheering me up
Always?
What do you mean "always"?
What's good about it?
Matsubara and Miyazawa pair go to a small animal house where small animals gather
What is it?
It's called "kesumerikugame"
"kesumerikugame"?
How many kilograms does it weigh?
It weighs about 20 kilograms
It's quite heavy
It's really cute, isn't it?
Really?
There's something like that, isn't it?
The horse can walk that fast
Surprisingly
Stop!
It doesn't work
It doesn't work!
Is it okay? Is it okay?
While Matsubara is lifting it up, Miyazawa and Matsubara pair up to shake hands
Is it heavy?
Lift it up and...
One, two!
Okay! Thank you very much!
Thank you for today!
Here you go
I did it!
It's so cute!
It's a Japanese lion!
It's not a human!
It's a meerkat!
It looks like a human!
Can you shake hands with it?
Yes, we can
It's called "aza"
"Aza"?
We're going to have you make "aza"'s food
Yes!
First, you make "aza"'s food
Then, you make it walk with you
The place you're stepping on is...
Which one will Matsubara like the most?
What do you think is Mia Cat's favorite? Think about three types and combine them.
I'm sure she'll eat a banana.
I think she'll eat a fruit.
Everyone eats bananas.
I think she'll eat a fruit.
Let's make a sweet potato.
Do you have any leaves?
Let's focus on design.
Let's make it easy to eat.
Think about their mouths.
Oh, no. Their mouths are small.
This is it.
Since their mouths are small, let's use a motor.
Isn't it a dog food?
This is...
Are you serious?
Mia Cat chose a goya.
Will it be okay?
Maybe.
This looks bitter.
I like various things.
It's done!
Mia Cat chose a fruit.
Matsubara chose a fruit.
Think about their mouths.
I like their kindness.
Mia Cat chose a goya.
Will it be okay?
I'm confident about this.
She'll eat it herself.
Put it in front of you.
She's eating it.
Put it in front of you.
It looks like she's eating a goya.
She's eating a goya.
It's in her mouth.
She's taking it out of her mouth.
It's in her mouth.
I think she likes fruits.
The correct answer is...
apple, banana and horse meat.
Matsubara chose a fruit.
Matsubara won the cooking competition.
I did it.
Shake hands.
This is it!
Where is it?
Can we shake hands?
Yes, please.
It's huge!
I did it!
Thank you, Hercules.
And next...
She weighs 1.2 kilograms.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Miyazawa, Yenao is leading.
I don't know.
But AKB48 is...
I feel like we shake hands more often than anywhere else.
I think you get a lot of opportunities to shake hands.
We can talk in real-time.
I wonder if it's only AKB.
I don't talk at all.
There's a really cool pig.
It's really cool.
It's cute!
What's its name?
Sanpei.
Sanpei!
If you touch the back of its ear or the side of its stomach, it will fall asleep.
If it doesn't fall asleep, it doesn't trust you.
Sanpei?
It's a little wary of you.
Are you okay?
He looks like an old man.
Akimoto tries to make Koro go home.
Sanpei!
You don't like it?
No, I don't like it.
He's mad!
It's too early for that.
But it's hard to make an animal go home, right?
It's hard.
The two are shaken up by Sanpei.
They ask for a handshake from another customer.
Their faces don't match Sanpei's at all.
Sanpei's was cuter.
I'm scared.
Is he mad at me?
I'm scared.
I'm scared!
If you're scared, you can't be friends with him.
If you don't open up your heart for him,
he won't open up his heart for you.
He only opens up his heart for me.
He does it while being scared of you.
They don't talk to each other anymore.
Does he look like that when he's singing?
He fell asleep!
Wow!
That's amazing!
He's light.
I think I'm number one today.
You have a lot of breasts.
They shake hands!
Thank you for everything!
Sanpei!
Sanpei, what's with that voice?
Sanpei's confident in himself and tries again.
You're so cute!
I love you.
I love you, I love you, I love you.
And now, they shake hands.
Stop it.
As human, we say like that.
I'm sorry for being selfish.
Now, they will shorten the distance with food.
I love food.
Sounds tasty.
And finally...
Go away.
I'm sorry.
They don't like it.
They are fighting with pigs.
Matsubara and Miyazawa are playing with rabbits.
I'm back.
See you later.
Miyazawa is shaking hands.
Shake hands.
Matsubara is popular.
Next, they went to...
To comfort excited Piccolo, it's best to give him a favorite.
Please give me your favorite.
This is Piccolo's favorite.
Is it water?
It's not water.
Why?
Yes.
Please take one.
To comfort excited Piccolo, it's best to give him a favorite.
Here you go. I'll stretch my hand.
I ate it all.
I'll give you all of it.
Wow!
Why are you surprised?
I'm happy!
Pika, pika!
I'm happy!
Pika, pika!
Cute!
They managed to shake hands.
A hand of a monkey.
On the other hand, they were defeated by the handshake with the pig.
Shake hands!
Oh, it's easier!
It's easier.
Why are you shaking hands?
Is that right?
It's definitely scary.
Let's get out of here.
A camel is actually a very dangerous animal.
It's dangerous.
That's why shaking hands is impossible because it's dangerous.
A camel stands up.
What will happen to the animal handshake party?
The next "Nano's TV" is a sequel of the animal handshake party.
It's a pig.
Are you serious?
I want to go again!
The four members struggled with sweaty hands
to meet unique animals one after another.
It's a horse.
Will the animal handshake party, which is unprecedented in the idol world, succeed?