AISubs v3.5
One month, one day.
As usual, the members are gathered without any notice.
This time, there are 17 members.
For some reason, there are more people than usual.
Special announcement!
Oh, something is coming!
Hey, what is it?
It's bigger than I thought.
Is it a touch panel?
Here it is!
It's too early for that.
"Remorse" is also the last episode of this season.
I'm a huge fan of you, but I'm watching you all the time.
I'm watching you all the time.
I'll announce the plan.
If...
If there is a common event held in this season, it is...
Sports day!
It's not just a sports day.
It's a self-sports day!
Self-sports day!
"Remorse" last episode is the ultimate crazy plan, self-sports day.
In the entertainment world, self-producing ability is essential.
There, we will successfully establish a self-made sports day and train our self-sport ability.
And...
This self-sports day is...
Oshima!
Yes.
Put on your microphones.
Self-producing ability.
Yes!
Now, let's pray for good luck.
Yes!
What should I do?
How many people are there?
Red and blue.
17 people.
If only one person loses...
16 people, right?
8 people, 8 people.
Wait! Wait! Wait!
Wait! Wait!
There is a problem of youth.
We can't lose.
We can't lose!
Yeah!
We can't win!
For now, let's pray for good luck.
Let's pray for good luck.
Speaking of sports day...
Yes!
Now, let's pray for good luck.
Yes!
Let's pray for good luck!
It's an idol sports day, so don't think there's a lot of flowers.
Watch the Guda Guda Sports Day, which will be held in Ukraine, the strongest airport in the world!
Guda Guda Sports Day, which will be held in Ukraine, the strongest airport in the world!
Isn't it a little late? Isn't it a little late?
I can't run anymore.
Look, they're telling me to get together.
Oh, I'm in trouble again.
I don't like it, I don't like it, I don't like it.
Line up, line up, line up, line up.
Everyone ignores Shikiri's and Oshima's words.
It's like a self-destructive explosion.
Now that you're all dressed up, we'll divide you into teams.
The leader will be the oldest, Noro and Ohori.
You'll team up with each other.
First, leader Noro will choose a member.
I'll go first with Urano.
Why Urano?
It's because she really has the eyes of a weakling.
You all have to appear!
Do the cutest pose you can.
What are you doing?
It's cute.
It's funny.
Meta!
Kojima!
Kojima didn't do anything!
You didn't do anything! That's cool!
One by one, Noro and Ohori come up with an idea.
The members are confused by unknown criteria.
And...
Let's say it together.
One, two...
Idol!
Let's say it together. One, two... Team... European!
Euro-heel, Euro-peak.
As you can see, the members are a team that focuses on physical ability.
Sex and the...
Overly city!
On the other hand, here are the members of over- heel, sex and the overly city.
It's a sexy and cute life.
For now, please get ready!
Yes, thank you!
You haven't made it yet, right? We don't have much time. Can you make it for me?
Without further ado, let's build the stadium.
Of course, everything is self-made, because this is a self-sports festival.
And now we're ready!
Next up is the self-opening ceremony, but...
And now we'll have the closing ceremony, so...
And now we'll have the opening ceremony, so please gather around!
And now we'll have the self-opening ceremony.
Leaders Nono-san, Ohori-san, players and teachers!
Remember!
Teacher!
We are...
The power of trees and...
Teacher Akimoto!
That's important.
Nice to meet you!
And now...
Let's start the first event!
From everyone's point of view,
on the right side,
please gather in the self-corner!
Where is it?
Today's competition is...
to choose and perform
the goods in this self-corner.
Welcome!
To the self-corner!
Please come in!
Here we go!
Ta-dah!
Please choose your goods!
The goods prepared are...
a pair of red and white sticks and a pair of stockings.
And the first event's keyword is...
"friendship"!
Once again, let's guess the items related to this friendship.
Furthermore, let's choose which goods we will use.
Look! No one cares about this mess.
Don't film me!
Do it in front of me!
Try it on!
Tokyo!
Wait! What's going on?
Wait!
I don't know why,
but you look cute like this!
Will Ichido choose...
a pair of red and white sticks
or stockings?
Yes!
The members chose...
a pair of red and white sticks.
Now, let's announce the first item!
The first item is...
Wait! Wait!
"friendship" funk competition!
However, this is a God's prank.
An unexpected accident!
Rain! Rain!
It's raining heavily!
This year, Gayla Gove, who is a hot topic, has attacked the self-exercise association.
For now, the members are studying. And...
Excuse me! Production! Director! Producer! Can you come to headquarters?
It's raining heavily and the staff is studying.
Will the self-exercise association end here without doing anything?
It rained, but...
I think this kind of accident is also a kind of "AKB48".
Right? Let's do our best!
Let's do our best!
And two hours later...
In a hurry, they found a gym and managed to reorganize the self-exercise association.
Everyone, raise your tension!
Then, let's continue with the first topic of the self- exercise association.
For an idol, friendship is important.
So, the two of them got close.
In terms of the self-exercise association,
there are many kinds of food.
Then, let's start!
Friendship pancake competition!
Ready!
1st place is Akimoto and Kuramochi, who endured the hot konjac with enthusiasm.
And the cheering members also got excited and ran.
This is friendship.
This is moving.
Nacchan, you did your best!
And so, as you can see, the first race was a failure.
Mmm, green juice and wasabi sushi are a habit.
And now, for the second race, please stand by.
The second race will continue with the following members.
About positions...
Ready...
Please don't do that!
You can do it!
That's amazing!
It's konjac, after all.
It's small!
When these little two eat it, it keeps going up.
It won't reach you! It won't reach you!
Ono-san is stretching out her arms as hard as she can.
You can do it, Yuno-chan!
Go for it! Go for it!
You can't do it! You can't do it!
It's coming out!
It's a dangerous situation for the Oshima Ono Pair.
They're in third place.
I'll be quiet, too.
As you can see, they're struggling in the second race.
As expected, wasabi and blue juice are the source of all troubles.
You can't do it! You can't do it!
The wasabi hell continues.
After this, there will be even more self-interest.
There are more events, so please move to the self corner.
Now, let's move on to the next event.
Since we have a lot of time, the Oshima Pair will go to their next job.
They left Sato and Watanabe behind and left the site behind.
Now, everyone...
Yaho!
Nice to meet you!
Now, take off your clothes.
One, two...
What is it?
Ta-dah!
It's the same!
It's the same, isn't it?
The next theme is "ad-lib".
Between the two, they'll put on one song they've chosen and have it try a certain item.
The first song is...
Isn't it that one?
Ah, it's "metallic".
What is this?
Next, second song.
I know it! I know it!
I know it!
Everyone is like this all of a sudden.
But I want to listen to the chorus.
Me too!
Let's listen to it quickly.
It's more than one moment in the sea.
Don't be afraid.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
I know it! I know it!
I know it!
Next to Udano, who is tired of singing,
the members seriously talk about which song to choose.
Which one do you like?
I chose "Get Wild" by TMN.
What does it mean to use this famous song?
Ad-lib swimming.
Swimming?
Yes, everyone.
There is a dance song and a dance swimming, right?
Yes.
That's the AKB version of it.
I've heard of it.
I chose that AKB version of "Get Wild".
Then, let's have a one-minute singing time.
It starts in one minute, everyone.
Everyone, please sing properly.
In order to survive in the entertainment world, ad-lib is an absolute condition.
In this event, both teams will work together and show off their professionalism in ad-lib.
What do we do after that?
All the time?
All the time.
All the time?
In a quiet place, let's all do a sexy dance with a meter.
What are you doing?
Oh, I like it.
Like this.
Yes, like this.
Yes!
Then...
You're annoying!
Then...
"akb48" ad-lib game starts now!
Start!
Everyone is lining up!
This is fun!
Go for it!
This is fun!
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, GO!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, GO!
This is fun! This is fun!
Go for it! Go for it!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Don't laugh!
5, 6, 5, 6, 7, GO!
Go for it! Go for it!
Don't laugh! Don't laugh!
Go for it! Go for it!
And with that, the government Olympics are over.
Well, I'm sorry you're tired, but we have the next competition, so please go to the self corner.
What is it?
What is this?
Does it count?
By the way, this has nothing to do with winning or losing.
Now?
What is it?
I don't want to go anymore.
Why?
Why does it have nothing to do with winning or losing now?
Leader!
Leader, be quiet!
Let's get back on track and continue with "seriously 50 meters".
Tawashi will put on the joker wig he chose for himself.
The race is serious, and the wig is a prank race.
These four have won the preliminaries.
They are also AKB's first ever queens.
Well, let's go!
Ready!
Wow!
She's a teacher.
Oshima and Uramo almost scored at the same time.
If you look at it in slow motion, Oshima won by a slight difference.
And with that, the fastest queen of akb is decided to be Oshima Yuko!
Her face is scary.
The next topic is "sacrifice yourself".
And the items are on the table - a big cane and a gun.
For now, let's try it out.
What's this?
Oh, it's a gun!
I like this one.
I don't like it!
Why do you like it?
I don't like it.
Who's going to talk?
What's this?
I don't like it!
Leaving aside Akimoto's awkward reaction, she chooses a cane.
And the next topic is "sacrifice yourself".
Yay!
What is it?
For a first-class idol group, you need to throw yourself out for your teammates.
In this "sacrifice yourself" game, the losing team's leader will fall into the pool.
Because of the rain, they quickly went to a children's pool nearby.
Who will it be?
I don't like it!
Get wild!
I like it!
Let's begin!
This big stage is perfect for closing this messy sports festival.
Which team will their goddess smile at?
Ready!
Give it to me!
First one, give it to me!
I'm okay with this.
What is this?
Ah, so sexy.
Suddenly started,
A watered-down sexy content,
Until the very end.
While playing like this,
More and more time is passing.
Take it!
Bugger off!
Time is up. Self-athletics championship ended in a mess.
After this, it's a touching finale.
Finally, the championship is over.
It's your first time, isn't it?
Yes, it's my first time to participate in the championship.
It's my first championship, so I enjoyed it a lot.
It's my first time to participate in a lot of events.
I think it's fun to participate in a lot of events like this.
I haven't participated in a lot of events.
I was very happy to participate in a lot of events.
I want to participate in more events like this.
I had a lot of fun today.
I had a lot of fun, too.
It's important to participate in the championship for the last time.
If I have a chance someday, I want to participate in a championship like this again.
I think this kind of event is rare.
I haven't seen it much.
I thought it was strange that celebrities around me did it like this.
I had a lot of fun today.
I like celebrities.
I was excited and had a lot of fun.
I think each and every one of you has grown up.
Thank you very much.
Many gods have descended. Nemous TV also says goodbye today.
However, akb48 will continue to run.
Becoming a super first-class idol.
Toward such ultimate madness.
Everyone in front of the TV.
If God allows it, let's meet again someday.
I'm Ayada Asuko.
Nemous has ended.
It was fun.
Everyone, don't you want to see more?
So, I'm going to give you an unreasonable order.
Send me a hot message to show Nemous more for the home page of the family theater.
Let's move the light together.
Thank you very much.