AISubs v3.5
One month, one day...
Once again, the members were gathered without a script or a meeting.
Really?
Once again, from this monitor...
Ariyoshi's reckless announcement!
Eh, I guess I'll hang up now.
Sorry, could you stop playing this BGM?
Come, Natchan, join us!
That's impossible!
Today, it's Ariyoshi.
Eh? What?
Is it broken?
Hey!
What are you complaining about every time?
You're fat again!
I'm not fat!
You're not fat!
You know, recently, AKB itself...
has become a little popular, hasn't it?
It has.
It has become popular, but...
in some areas...
you guys aren't popular at all.
Areas?
Areas, yes.
That's...
right over there...
Shinjuku 2-chome.
2-chome?
Speaking of which...
Gaytown, right?
It's famous, right?
Yes.
There...
AKB has no support at all.
Eh?!
So, this time...
If you're not interested in girls...
Yes. This time, with girls' songs...
The girls are fighting for their dreams!
Many girls in life
Are chasing their dreams
Inside their dreams
This time, you will be divided into two teams
and you will interact with the gay people
and you will win their hearts
That's good, isn't it?
One team will do a show at a show pub in New Half
What?
Can you do it?
And the other team will work at a gay bar
Work?
I don't know
Do you know the difference between gay people and New Half people?
Gay people like men, but they don't like girls
New Half people have a woman's heart
If you think like that, you will be beaten up by gay people
I don't think I will be beaten up
That's the most sensitive part
Memos' first experience, Hana's fate is...
Gay bar!
Oh my god!
New Half people will think it's hard from the beginning
I think I will be divided
I don't know
That's right
What about Sayaka?
Oh my god!
And as a result of the team division, Sayaka Nonti is in charge of New Half.
By the way, Hana's partner is...
Um, there's one more person. I went around before the 2nd day.
Went around before?
Huh? Huh?
I looked into it in advance.
Oh, you're strong-willed.
Really?
Yes. First of all, I negotiated with New Half and decided on a store.
Really?
And it's a gay show, but...
Yes.
Yes, can you hold this for me?
Yes.
What about New Half?
Yes, and I asked them to hold this, too.
Yes.
Yes. I went around before the 2nd day and...
Huh? Are you kidding me?
Are you kidding me?
There are a lot of stores.
I'm really excited now, but is it okay?
Is it really okay?
Do you feel like you're being thrown away?
I'm really excited.
Is this show like this?
It's like this.
I'm scared.
I found a store on my own and asked, "Is this a gay bar?"
I'm scared.
Can I get a part-time job?
I'm scared.
Can I get a part-time job?
I'm scared.
Thank goodness.
Is this for real?
It's for real.
We haven't decided where we'll work.
I'm sweating a lot.
Yes.
Then I'll go to a man's amusement park.
A man's? I don't like that.
Then don't bring any trouble to Otapuro.
Why?
I can't do it anymore.
So this time, two teams will split up and discover new fans of AKB.
Newharf's show pub and gay bar.
Come and sweat with us.
Nonty and Sayaka of Newharf are looking for a map at a store.
Ah!
It looks like it.
Really?
I found it.
The name is... Guppy!
Wow! It's beautiful!
I'm getting excited, but I'm scared.
Well, I'll go.
Guppy!
I'm nervous.
I'm really nervous.
She's nervous and enters.
Excuse me!
Yes, please.
I'll start.
Excuse me!
Please come in.
Good morning!
Please come here.
I'm from akb48.
My name is Nonty.
Nice to meet you.
I'm Saika Akimoto.
Nice to meet you.
Today's guest is Guppy, a popular show pub in Newark.
What do you do here?
Basically, I'm a woman.
Yes.
And I serve customers.
You serve customers!
And I work part-time at showtime.
I'm sorry.
If you look at me like a man, I can't help but notice you.
Yes.
I have a manly face.
Yes, you have a manly face.
You're a good man, aren't you?
Thank you.
You're reliable, aren't you?
She's in trouble.
Really?
Are you in more trouble?
She's in more trouble than me.
Really?
I'd like you to compare us.
Yes, please.
Wow, you really have a lot of boobs.
Yes, of course I do.
Wow.
You have a lot of boobs.
Yes.
Not at all.
Wait a minute.
It's not like that.
She is very good at making dreams come true.
Be a man.
To be honest, I really don't know.
What is this place?
On the other hand, Hana's first experience.
While being nervous, another member enters a cafe in Shinjuku 2-chome.
Hello.
What?
Did you see it?
Yes, yes.
I've researched it thoroughly.
I was lonely by myself.
I've heard a lot of things now.
Is this a gay bar?
This is a regular cafe in 2-chome.
What?
There are a lot of gay customers here.
I can speak casually.
Are you all fat?
Not at all.
I don't care what you say.
Do you like girls?
I like girls.
If you're not a girl...
Wait a minute.
Do you like girls because you're a girl?
Or...
I don't know what to say.
Masaru-san, do you...
I'm gay.
Earlier we were talking and you said "isn't that right?" and "you too?"
and I was like "huh?"
This is my first time meeting a gay person, a new half...
How do you say it? For example, if you were to draw one picture, what would it be like?
Generally, homosexuals are men and lesbians are women.
Drawing the outside world on paper and organizing it.
There are homosexuals, right?
Gay people, including girls, are all gay.
But when you say "gay", you mean men.
Les and homos are not popular in this city.
If you say "homo" too much, you might get angry.
One more!
You might not like it.
This is no good.
I learned it and drew it.
Here it is.
Les and lesbian like each other.
And "gay" means men.
They are men.
There is a name "homosexual", but it's "gay", right?
To sum up what we just heard...
This is how Shinjuku 2-chome looks like.
What will happen to an AKB member who is lost in the jungle?
What do you think? Is it correct?
About 50%.
As expected, it's a deep view.
It's not easy to get a fan.
But it's only 50%.
Let's go to another 2-chome's deep zone.
I don't know.
There is an interesting shop.
This shop is cute.
Let's check it out.
What kind of shop is this?
This shop sells DVDs and magazines.
It's erotic and fashionable.
I will be erotic and fashionable next year.
Thank you.
She is promoting the shop.
By the way, the shop manager is Shinjuku 2-chome.
By the way, where do you stand in this picture?
I stand in the middle of this picture.
Do you do drag queens?
I'm afraid of it and I can't do it.
Is that so?
I can only do what I have been chosen for.
Is that so? That's amazing.
That's 52 points.
It's cute.
There are many interesting items in the shop.
What did she happen to get?
It's a wild boar.
Let's buy it.
Not enough stimulation every day, finger training, sleepyness, M. Dorei's present...
Did you touch it?
I'm really...
What is it?
Hey, Ohuru-san, this...
What should I do with it?
Take off the cap and...
Are you okay?
What is this?!
It says it's M. Dorei's present.
Hey, I...this...
I...
I'm sorry. Don't be happy. Can you stop?
I'm sorry. Don't ruin the store.
I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry.
Wow, that's amazing!
After the commercial, there's an unexpected emergency for Nonti Saeka.
God has descended on "New Half" show.
This time, fans have been expanded in Shinjuku.
Nonti Saeka is "New Half" show.
Hana and Meitan are "Gaber" and "Apodashi" assault.
Before the actual show, "New Half" group gets their customer manners.
Well, what you have to do here is...
You have to be nice as a hostess.
Not like that. You have to make a sale.
You're more of a tough guy, aren't you?
Keiko-san, if you're going to do it...
Can you do something sexy for me?
Yes.
Then...
I'm sorry. Can I do something sweet for you?
Yes, yes, yes.
Then you do it.
- Me? - Yes, you.
Can I do something sweet for you?
Bus!
The pronunciation of "b" is really good.
Yes, it is.
Then, "b".
Can I have a drink?
"b".
Why is my face "b"?!
The next step is cleaning the toilet.
Clean thoroughly with all your might.
That's right.
You do that, don't you?
I've never cleaned the toilet before.
It's automatic.
I'll do it one more time.
Here we go.
b
You did it earlier.
The camera wasn't rolling, but you did it earlier.
Do it one more time.
My timing is bad.
A woman who is ridiculed until she loses her mind.
Even in "akb", my timing is usually bad.
"goody" is a popular store in Newharf Town.
In such a lovely theme park on a Sunday,
they jump into two people's stage.
Failure is not allowed.
Then, show me up to there.
Yes.
One, two, three, four.
Now, show your sisters the dance you learned at "akb48" theater.
One, two, three, four.
I'm sorry.
One, two, three, four.
I'm sorry.
One, two, three, four.
Six, two, three, four. Seven, two, three, four. Five, two, three, four. Six, two, three, four. Seven, two, three, four. Eight, two, three, four.
This alone is perfect.
Crab is perfect.
Salado is an idol.
Tomoki is a gay.
Salado... Yes.
And two songs without a break.
Their smiles disappeared completely.
I'm here, so you can come out in front of me.
Yes, here!
Here!
Here, here, here.
Here, yes, yes.
More, more, more forward.
Then come out one more time, come out one more time.
Then come back here one more time.
Then it's over.
Then let's go.
I can do it now!
Here!
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
If you do it like this...
Yes, that's right.
The two rush to practice.
Are you okay?
I don't think you can hear me, so put it in front of you again.
Yes.
The two rush to practice.
I think I'm gonna cry.
Don't cry.
Won't you cry?
Are you tired?
Are you okay? Can you do it?
I can do it.
The two of you go this way.
Yes.
Then we go around and come this way.
Yes, yes, yes!
And we go around and come this way.
The opening time is approaching.
It's a short break.
Even if the song changes, don't drink it.
Yes!
On the other hand, the gaber group rushes to the store.
I have to make it work for now.
That's right.
Hey, wait a minute.
How about here?
It's true, isn't it?
I really have to go, don't I?
I'm really going in now.
Then we'll do it too.
Oh, wait a minute.
First of all, let's say our names.
It's a show called "Nemos" by AKB48.
Hana says, "Excuse me, is it okay for me to show you the TV camera first?"
With a smile.
Hana's smile.
With a smile.
I'm a fan of AKB48.
I'm here to expand my fan base.
Can you let me work for you today?
Yeah, that's what I said in the beginning!
Really?
Okay, I'm off now.
Excuse me!
Good evening!
This is a program called "AKB48" and it's called "NEMOS"...
Um... about filming with a camera...
Oh, yes, I'm sorry.
Yes, sorry.
Sorry for disturbing you during work today.
Thank you.
Thank you. Sorry.
Thank you.
Kind, kind, kind, kind...
Ah, but we can't film here.
We can't.
Isn't it fine?
Should we go with a sexy feel?
Is that what you mean?
I can be your boyfriend, yes!
Like that.
I'll go.
Really?
I'll go.
Excuse me.
Filming with a TV camera...
Ah, it's fine.
Excuse me!
Well then...
Thank you!
Ta-dah!
Thank you!
In order to expand our fans...
At Shinjuku Nichome-san...
In order to expand...
We've brought you a message.
By all means...
Wow...
We'd like you to let us work.
Us?
Yes!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
I didn't make it in time.
It's fine if you're a man...
But if you're a man...
Then you can't work today.
If you do that...
Then you can't perform on stage.
That's right.
But...
Thank you for coming to AKB.
Thank you!
The coward returns to Akihabara...
And continues to expand his fans.
There are a lot of stores here too.
Let's go and see.
This is really it, right?
Then...
Next is...
Showa-san.
Let's go to Showa-san.
Let's go.
Good evening!
Excuse me!
Good evening!
Excuse me!
Um...
We're filming with a TV camera...
So...
Um...
We have something to do...
Oh, I see.
I'm sorry.
It's a show called "Memos".
We'd like to expand our fans.
So...
I'd like to work at Shinjuku Nichome-san's store.
You two?
Yes!
You two?
Yes!
Um...
Just like this?
Yes!
That's how it is...
I don't think we can do it like this.
Ah!
Excuse me! Thank you!
Thank you!
It's no good.
So...
Actually, next door...
Yes...
There is one...
Let's go and see...
Yes...
Shall we go?
Let's go!
Excuse me!
Good evening!
We are on a show called "Nemo's" called "3048"...
Yes...
Excuse me!
We can't film...
I'm fine, but...
Ah!
But the audience...
That's right.
In order for the audience not to be filmed...
Ah!
So...
This time...
Yes...
Um...
In order to expand our fans...
In this project...
Um...
By all means...
In this way...
Can you let me work?
That's what I'm thinking...
Work?
Yes!
And...
In order to expand our fans...
Really?
Yes!
But...
You're a woman, aren't you?
Yes!
By the way, I know you look like a schoolgirl.
You're still fine!
Really? I'm totally fine? Thank you!
But you're working with a mosaic.
I'm always like this.
I've been throwing a lot.
Well, you know...
I can't be happy with a mosaic.
People around you, you know...
Well, you're a woman, aren't you?
Thank you!
I've never been in a mosaic, you know!
It's special!
You're a woman, aren't you?
I'm looking forward to it!
Excuse me!
Wow!
You're a woman, aren't you?
After this, the members gathered for another incident.
Next time, on Shinjuku Sunday, they expand their fans!
Good morning!
Completely here!
Because we don't have much time, right?
It's like the first day of performance.
What is it?
What will happen?
Please look forward to it!