AISubs v3.5
A certain month, a certain day.
Without any explanation, the members gathered in the AKB48 theater
needed cameras of several little sheep in uniforms.
Something is hidden.
Is this a microphone?
It's a microphone.
It's like someone is picking up the road and talking.
Teacher!
The teacher is here.
At the moment when everything reached its climax...
♪ Far away, clouds gather up ♪
♪ I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy ♪
Instead of a greeting, the prank was a huge success!
Thank you, everyone!
I think you're surprised by my aura and singing ability, but...
There's someone who called me "thank you"
Excitement!
It's excitement, right?
You're happy, right?
Well, I'll say "thank you" for now. Please take care of me.
Thank you!
Now, everyone! The new show is about to start!
The title of the new show is like this.
Now, who can read this?
Kami.
Nishi.
Shiroda.
Ka... Neko.
Neko?
"Kou" doesn't have "koko", does it?
Ah, I see.
"Kou"?
Eh?
Eh? What?
Eh? Eh? Ah!
Yes, Shiroda-san?
Your face looks like a human's.
My face looks like a human's?
My face looks like a human's? What's wrong with it?
Nose, eyes, mouth...
Ah, you're right!
I'm not saying you're right!
Eh, yes. This show is called "Nemos"!
Yes.
What does that mean?
Eh, with this show, we're going to do a lot of crazy things for everyone in AKB!
Crazy!
We're going to do a lot of crazy things, and in the end, we're going to do it until God of Variety comes down on you!
Eh, God of Variety is rumoured to be a man.
That's why it's easy for cute girls to fall for him.
That's why if you fall for him, you'll be able to become the top.
What's the highest rank of Oricon?
6th place!
6th place? I'm 3rd place!
Thank you very much!
With that said, everyone, please come up on stage!
Yes!
Leaving aside the rumors of the original hitchhiking entertainer, the program starts!
Ready, set, go!
I will announce the members who will participate in the commemorative first project.
First one...
Kazumi Ura!
Then, Yukari Sato, Nozomi Kawasaki, Megumi Ohori are chosen.
The last one is...
Noroka!
These are the members who will participate in the first project.
The project you will participate in is...
Feeling Gokon Gotan Go!
Ohori, I'm happy!
- To be honest, I'm happy. - I'm happy!
Feeling Gokon Gotan Go!
So, let's participate in this crazy project, the first Gokon Gotan Go!
- So... - Yes!
- It has started, AKB48 NEMOSTEREMIC! - It's a little dangerous, but...
- The first commemorative project is... - What is it?
- The first Gokon Gotan Go! - It's dangerous!
- We did it! - We did it!
Gokon Gotan Go!
In the waiting room, there are three Gokon virgins.
In addition, there is that helper.
- You don't know anything about Gokon. - Gokon.
- So, speaking of Gokon, this person is the emperor of Gokon. - Wow!
- This person! - Wow!
She's here!
The one who came here is the original "goukon king", Harajuku Akimasa.
"Goukon" is a place where you test your own "mote" power.
Such a scary word!
"Goukon" is a place of trial where you show your "mote" power.
So, today's project "True Aim" is...
Today...
"Most" "Motenai" "Member"
In short, "MMM"!
Can it be "Three M"?
We are also "Three M" today!
"Minegishi", "Maeda", "Maidis"
It came up!
Yes, this!
If you give me that...
I can't use it!
Yes!
I don't care about it!
So, among the members...
"Most" "Motenai" "Member"
You can't read "Motenai"
Cindy
Can't read "air"
MMMKY
Oohari Megumi
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Sexy
Yes.
Do you think we should enjoy it?
Of course we should!
Right?
The four of them secretly observe each of them in secret.
Who is the person who stole MMM?
The wolves who have already gone to the venue stand by.
Paraguchi-san, who are these people?
Um...
They are young entertainers in our agency.
Young entertainers.
Excuse me.
Um...
I'm honored to say that there is such a partner.
Marriage is my life.
Paraguchi Japan, which is proud of their iron wall of cooperation.
This is amazing.
An idol and an entertainer getting married.
It's amazing, isn't it?
That's right.
I don't think it's ever happened before.
It's Japan.
Paraguchi Japan, which is proud of their iron wall of cooperation.
It's true.
I'm so excited.
My eyes and legs are shaking.
Everyone is wearing private clothes.
It's private clothes.
You're excited.
This private clothes is also a point.
It's cute.
How is it compared to today?
You're excited, aren't you?
I'm excited.
You're dressing up.
It's a one-piece.
You're all girls today.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone, you're seated, right?
Yes.
For now, please take your phones.
It's early.
Is it early?
It's early.
I can use this pattern now.
Let's introduce ourselves.
Yes.
Since we're here, let's introduce ourselves in the theater.
Yes.
I introduced myself.
The tone of your voice is...
Yes.
I'm Princess Cindy Kotoura of Ahoda Princess Princess Princess Princess.
This is what you say when you introduce yourself in a live show.
That's right.
I think about it myself.
Oh, yeah.
Everyone thinks about it themselves.
Next.
Your heart is...
Tsun-tsuk-tsun.
I'm Megumi Ohori, a sexy girl and a famous girl.
Your heart is...
Tsun-tsuk-tsun.
Isn't your character different?
My character is different.
It's different.
I'm an S-character.
You're strong.
Yes.
I'm a talkative person.
But your heart is...
Express.
I'm Nozomi Kansaki.
Thank you.
You're a talkative person, aren't you?
Hello, I'm refreshing Yukarin, also known as Yukari Sato.
What's your name?
Nonty!
Thank you.
I'm Nonty, also known as Nono Kayo.
There are three of you?
Yes, there are three of us.
What about you, Ms. Ooshima?
I'm stupid, so don't look down on me.
I can do it if I try. I'm Moemoe, also known as Moemoe.
I'm stupid, so don't look down on me.
Aren't you stupid?
I'm stupid, so don't look down on me.
I know you're stupid, so don't look down on me.
I'm stupid, so don't look down on me.
Thank you.
What about you, Ms. Toibin?
Thank you.
Ms. Noro is talking a lot now.
She's older than me.
What's your name?
I'm Kojiro, also known as Jiranbo.
I've got some information about you, Jiranbo.
I'm Asse.
Wow, you're kind of smelly.
Asse is a little cuter.
I'm Asse!
Asse!
But I don't hate you.
Thank you.
Asse!
I'm Hamatani.
And you?
I'm Kenji.
Ken!
Asse and Rinko are similar in age.
Rinko!
You look like a different star, nozomi-san.
Nozomi-san
Asse and Rinko are similar in age.
I'm Kitaro.
Your hair is standing up today.
It's standing up here.
I've been thinking about it since you were sweating.
Don't say bad things about me.
It's fine, right?
It's cute.
It's fine, right? You're a hero, right?
The next one is...
Steal rules.
I think it's fine for all of us.
It's great.
It's better than Ijira's rules, isn't it?
It's great.
It's serious.
It's good.
Now that we've decided, let's move on.
Let's move on.
Excuse me.
Even if it's non-alcoholic, it's exciting.
It's exciting.
The soft drink combo is...
Surprisingly, you can see the real vinegar.
That's right.
On the contrary...
On the contrary, you can feel more nervous.
What kind of convenience store is it?
Mine is called HiHi.
Wait a minute. HiHi?
It's cute.
The next one is...
Dance.
The dance part is...
It's like a dance version of "vichirinco".
That's right.
What are you talking about?
It's time for "muchamuri".
Audrey's "vichirinco".
It's disgusting.
Why is it disgusting?
It's OK if you don't like it.
It's cute.
It's not cute.
It's cute.
It's disgusting.
Wait, "vichirinco" is cute?
It's cute.
I'm tickled.
I'm in charge of celebrating.
No, you said it earlier.
You said it earlier.
I was surprised.
The eyes looking at the meter of "nose office" are amazing.
Let's drink.
Cheers!
After this, "abunai real gokon" was released on "nose office".
The ending is "kami no mizo shi".
"muchamuri" project.
Participate in "gokon" for the first time.
What kind of drama will happen between a man and a woman in a five-on-five room?
Please order what you like.
What do you like?
Here's the point.
When you order something, it's an opportunity for women to show how careful you are.
Ad-lib?
Sea urchin!
Sea urchin and salmon roe bowl.
Do you want sea urchin and salmon roe bowl?
Yes!
Everyone ate it.
Sea urchin and salmon roe bowl!
Five of them!
Caesar salad! Three of them will do, right?!
It's best to order three of them and separate them.
What do you do on your days off, everyone?
We go out with Nonti.
We went to Otonami-machi.
Where is Otonami-machi?
Gotanda? What? Where?
Gotanda died.
Who are you?
Where are you from?
Saitama.
Oh, Saitama!
Me too! Me too!
I haven't heard of it. I haven't heard of it.
Why haven't you heard of it?!
Ordinary people from the same hometown...
Because there are too many people!
If you don't bring three people together...
Then forget about it!
But if you're from the same hometown, you can bring them together, right?!
I'm the only one who said it.
I'm also from Saitama.
Who? What's your name? Mijinko?
Mijinko!
Today is Mijinko's birthday!
Mijinko!
I'm grateful for that.
You know, in times like this...
It's better not to talk.
It's better, isn't it?
Because when you're a man, you can see people like that.
How they react...
Yes, like "nose office" and stuff like that.
I think it has a lot of points.
Excuse me, what are you doing on your day off?
Yes, I'm watching "dragon ball".
"dragon ball", look, it's a quiz for men.
It's "dragon ball" world.
Really? Who do you like?
I'm getting hungry.
Who do you like?
"chiao zi".
"chiao zi", "chiao zi"
Looking at men's tension, "nose office" has a lot of points.
What do you like?
For me, gardening and stuff like that.
Gardening?
I like grass flowers a lot.
She's lying, she's lying.
Grass ears.
Grass flowers.
Really?
And I like cooking and stuff like that.
Cooking is amazing.
I want to eat your favorite food.
Favorite food?
Omelet rice is my favorite.
Cute.
Can you make it fluffy?
Fluffy? Yes, there's "tampobo" omelet rice.
"tampobo" omelet rice?
In the past, "tampobo" was like an omelet in a movie.
If you cut it like that, it's fluffy.
How do you make it fluffy?
Fluffy?
With feelings.
Fluffy with feelings?
You're lying, aren't you?
You're lying.
Who said that?
I really like gardening and cooking.
Gardening?
What kind of flowers?
Herbs and stuff like that.
Herbs?
She said something really random.
That's possible.
Seaweed flakes and stuff like that.
Seaweed flakes?
Seaweed flakes and daikon.
Rosa, you're lying, aren't you?
I'm not lying, I'm not lying at all.
Why does everyone say that?
You know that she's doing it on purpose, right?
That's why it's cute, but the female members are pulling it.
They're pulling it.
The food has arrived.
This is where the real "moteji" is tested.
I know it.
Separating it is a key point, right?
That's right.
Separating it is a key point.
Who?
Who will do it?
First, a large plate of salad.
The one who showed her how to do it is...
I'll do it for you.
What's wrong with you? You look like an actress.
What's wrong with you?
You're always different.
You're always laughing.
Even for us who are doing it for the first time, you're different.
That's not true.
That's not true at all.
I'm happy you said that.
Thank you.
Here you go.
Thank you.
You're so kind.
Thank you.
She said "give me".
"Give me" is good.
It's cute.
She said "give me" like "I'll do it too".
She's definitely our senior.
It's fine, it's fine.
Noro-chan, you're watching the news, huh?
Noro-san the writer, what are you reading?!
You noticed it, you noticed it, didn't you?
Show me.
What is it?
It says "kiss" a boy.
What?!
You remembered "kyankyan" and made it into "kyankyan"
I went there!
You remembered!
Did you bring manual?
You're a man!
I have something to say.
Since a few weeks ago, our clothes have changed.
You usually like it like this?
I told you yesterday that we would meet you.
But, you went home early and told me that we need to do skin care.
What about the gardening earlier?
That's...
It can't be helped if it's found out, right?
What? What? What?
Did you say that information when you saw the magazine?
Good opening.
It was good.
It's good.
Actually, Noro said this in the opening recording.
Men are weak against external forces.
That's right.
What?
What did you say?
If you make it, you'll drown in it.
Food appears one after another.
The tension of the members also rises.
But in the meantime...
Ah, Nozofis is picking up meat and potatoes.
She's picking them up.
Nozofis, you're good at picking up things.
I called out your name and gave it to you.
She said, "Here you go."
As expected.
Nozofis is popular with this.
Kayo-chan! Kayo-chan, eat it by yourself!
Nozofis is popular with this.
She's depressed!
Does Bissirinko sometimes become a woman?
Bissirinko's way of speaking is a little...
You suddenly stopped talking about food.
- No, I didn't. - You lied about the food you just ate.
- No. - No?!
The skin of the monster has been peeled off.
And after this, the young girls are drowning in the pleasure of being called "gold".
- So, shall we start the game now? - Yes!
It's a real game.
So, first of all, you're going to meet the first impression today.
- First impression game! - Yes!
The first impression game is...
For example, if you're these four,
among you, who looks poor?
One, two, and everyone points fingers.
- I see. - And naturally, that's what happens to the majority of people.
- Shall we start? - Let's start with Kiasuka.
- Yes.
- Among you, who looks like they have the worst motor nerves? - Ah!
- Like running. - I see.
- So, who will go first?
- Ready, set, go!
- No way!
- I won once in Muscle Queen.
- What do you do best in sports?
- Running. - Running?
- Running like a bike?
- Sports... - Are you a gangster?
- No. - Can you hear me?
- Ah! Running! Running! - No, no.
- Running, running. - Running.
- What will happen if you point fingers at each other?
- Who is the worst at sports?
- Ready, set, go!
- Ah! - Ah!
- I was unexpectedly different!
- What's wrong?
- Nozomi can't skip, can she? - No, she can't.
- She can't. - It's cute that she can't skip.
- Ah!
- She looks like a native.
- Ah! It hurts!
- What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?
- What's wrong? Is your foot bad?
- Hey! What's wrong?
- Ah!
- It's cute.
- Can we move on?
- Who looks the most hungry?
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's hard to say, but I'm sorry.
- It can't be helped.
- Let's go!
- Ready, set, go!
- Nozomi!
- You know, you read a magazine's scrapbook and you're like that. - That's right!
- Work, work! - I'll go over there!
- I'll go over there, too! - I'm hungry!
- Hurry up and eat! - I'll eat alone.
- Eat alone! - You eat too much, Non-tin!
- Eat up! - You're all wet!
- You can't talk! - Oh, finally the salmon roe is here!
- Here it is! - Even though you ate so much!
- It's full! - That's weird!
- It's weird to eat sea urchin with gokon! - There's only this in front of the table.
- Wow, this is fun! - Now, everyone, you're serious, aren't you?
- Now, shall we move on to the next game? - Yay!
- Let's go! - Thank you!
- Now, the next game is...
- Next time, the final vote for gokon.
- It's a line! A secret debate!
- Now, I'm going to be serious...
- No, no, no! Look at me! - No!
- Look at me! - No!
- No way! - No way!