AISubs v3.5
Ian Soap...
Ricky Martin...
Matt Comer...
The three of them have in common...
They're handsome, but they're gay!
Could it be that in the gay world...
There are a lot of handsome guys like them?
And with that...
In this AKB investigation...
They're hiding in Shinjuku 2-chome!
"What a waste of handsome guys!" Investigation!
In Japan's number one gay town with about 2,000 gay people...
AKB has thoroughly investigated Shinjuku 2-chome!
Could it be that...
In Shinjuku 2-chome's number one...
What a waste of handsome guys are there?!
First of all...
The fifth "what a waste of handsome guys" is...
Junpei!
Junpei, I don't know you!
Who is it?
Junpei!
Ah, it's Lemon's!
They're really excited!
Good evening!
I heard that there are handsome guys here...
Ah! Young handsome guys!
This off-diet handsome guy!
Handsome!
He looks like a Hallyu idol!
This is the 5th place of "Wasteful Handsome Guys" ranking hidden in Shinjuku Nitty!
10 years old and 20 years old!
That's right! What a waste!
Isn't he popular with girls?
Not really, but I'm not interested in him.
I know!
I'm just waiting for him.
Oh no!
They're fighting!
It seems like they're talking to each other.
Hello! Hello!
What is "Handsome Guys" that stands at the top of 2,000 people?
It's AKB!
This time, AKB has invited these four guys!
This time, it's "Wasteful Handsome Guys" that seems popular with girls!
From girls' point of view, it's a waste.
But for handsome guys, it's normal.
Because it's popular with girls.
There are really a lot of handsome guys out there.
Do you know anything about it?
I've only mentioned it a few times.
But I think it's a waste.
About two years ago, I was quite popular.
Because my best friend was a gay dancer.
A gay dancer!?
Were there handsome guys?
There were a lot of them.
But there's a pattern where girls become gay because they're too handsome and too tall.
On the other hand, they become gay because they're handsome.
I didn't know that.
This time, we're going to investigate "Wasteful Handsome Guys" on the second day in Shinjuku.
Who is it?
I'm looking forward to it.
A.K.A.B. 48.
Team A's variety director, Mariko Nakamura.
We're going to investigate...
From 10 p.m. on Friday, which is when gays are most active...
To 5 a.m. on the next day, which is 7 hours.
If we can't find them...
Mariko Nakamura, an investigator, will choose the best five...
And decide who is "Wasteful Handsome Guys" on the second day in Shinjuku!
Are gay men and women gay?
But...
Are they walking in different ways?
We have to look for them.
But even at this hour, are women safe here?
Are they almost gay when they're walking?
Yes.
I'm sorry.
I can't ask you if you're gay.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Are you gay?
Wow!
I'm sorry.
That's kind of rude.
Are you gay?
That's kind of rude.
It doesn't matter.
If you say it like that...
It's a woman's costume that gays are most wary of.
Good evening!
Wow!
Are you gay?
Yes, I'm gay.
I've been gay since I was born.
Since you were born?
Wow! You're muscular.
Wow!
Can you sit up straight?
Yes, I can.
Can you sit up straight?
Wow! He's moving!
It's like boobs.
Why do you dress like that?
Wow!
I'm sorry.
(Spread)
(It's a staircase.)
(I'm sorry.)
(What time is it?)
(It's 11 o'clock.)
(Something's wrong.)
(Suddenly, he came in and said, "Excuse me, but do you have any money you'd like to ask for?")
Some people are drunk.
(As expected, the second topic is important.)
(By the way,)
(what kind of people do gay people say?)
(Therefore, a gay magazine that sells the best in Japan, Buddy's editor,)
(Mr. Murakami, who knows everything about gays, has been asking.)
(Basically, it's all the same.)
(Men say what men like.)
(However, the way of saying things has changed over time.)
(Homosexual refers to homosexuals.)
(It's becoming more and more discriminatory.)
(Now they call it "gay".)
(But recently, they don't really call it "gay" anymore.)
(They call it "lgbt" now.)
(Lgbt stands for "lesbian", "gay", "bisexual", and "transgender".)
(By the way, Mr. Murakami...)
(Yes, I'm already a strong gay.)
(Strong gay?)
(It's refreshing.)
(It's 5 a.m. on the second day in Shinjuku.)
(Even though I feel the danger of life,)
(with only this number of...)
(I see.)
(I got the "handsome guy" check.)
(Please have a look at the "handsome guy" ranking.)
(Fourth place is...)
(Kou!)
(Mr. Kou.)
- Welcome! - Welcome!
- You're handsome! - Welcome!
- Hello! - Hello!
- Mr. Kou. - What?
- Is the camera rolling? - Yes.
- Are you okay? - No, I'm handsome.
- Really? - I was looking for a handsome guy...
- You have a beautiful face! - and I stumbled upon this bar...
- You stumbled upon this bar... - and I stumbled upon this bar...
Look me in the eye and say something.
Whoa!
- He is... - Hello!
- the show's Boff Man Rank 4th place and... - Hello!
- but... - Hello!
- ...Mr. Kou, 29, who is distracted by #YeahYeah... - Hello!
- Hello!
- Hi, Mr. Sakahiro! - Hello!
- What are you doing? - Ah...
- If you don't mind... - Ah...
- I'm not making a dead again! - Ah!
- You're a great talker! - Ah!
- Nice to see you all! - Ah!
When did you realize you were gay?
I'm curious.
Before I went to elementary school.
Wow, before that.
What is this? Is it a TV?
I did something I couldn't say on TV.
When I was in kindergarten, I was like this.
In kindergarten?
You don't know, do you little girl?
I don't know.
You don't know, but it's okay.
It's okay.
As you saw in 4th place,
I'm gay!
As you saw in 4th place,
Mariko Nakamura did her best.
She did her best.
When you are in 4th place, you get excited.
But some of you don't get excited.
There are many people like that.
In 4th place, there is Ms. Takahiro.
Yes, Ms. Kou.
She is 4th place.
Everyone is so excited.
They talk fast.
They look cool in pictures,
but they are very active in real life.
They are very active in real life.
She is very active.
I think Tsuchida is popular too.
Shina river is famous for sand river girls.
Next, the third cool guy is...
Yes, sir!
He looks cool!
We met him in the middle of our investigation.
We recommend him to you.
There is a shop which has a cool guy like Johnny's.
This time, I asked him to bring me to this shop...
because he said I'm a wasteful cool guy.
You're cool!
I'm a wasteful cool guy.
He's the one in the middle.
Mama, mama.
Yeah!
Cool guy!
Exile!
He's in Exile!
He's cool!
This is the third cool guy ranking which is hidden in Shinjuku 2nd floor.
He's 22 years old.
He must be very popular.
Do you have a partner?
I'm free during the summer.
Oh, you're free.
Are you looking for a partner right now?
I'm not looking for a partner right now.
I'm looking for an excuse.
Because I like my mom.
Oh, I see.
When did you realize you were gay?
After high school.
There must have been a lot.
But you didn't have a relationship with other girls?
No, I didn't.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
Not at all.
When you realized it?
When I realized it...
I thought about it again.
When you realized it, you thought about it again?
When I realized it, I thought about it again.
When you realized it, you thought about it again?
Did you feel uncomfortable?
No, I didn't.
Shinjuku 2nd floor.
The second most handsome guy is...
Thomas!
Thomas?
That's funny.
Good evening.
Is Thomas here?
Handsome guy!
The second most handsome guy is here.
He's cool.
The second most handsome guy is here. He's hiding in Shinjuku 2-chome.
He's a gamer in 2-chome. His name is Thomas.
You're cool.
Can you do it?
I can do it.
You're lying! Stop it!
I can do it.
You're so cute.
Really?
You're good at makeup and you're tall.
You're kind and you're good at cooking.
You don't have confidence, do you? You're insecure.
You can't do it at that age. Why do you want to be an idol?
Do you think you're cute?
You're out of line.
Are you stupid?
What are you doing?
You're kind.
Don't judge other people.
You're like an older sister.
Eat well and work hard every day.
You're doing your best to break the Guinness World Record.
Don't judge others like that.
Do your best.
You're kind and you're cool.
You're number one.
You're out of line.
You're kind and you're cool.
Thank you very much!
You're young and you're cool.
You're kind and you're cool.
Shinjuku's second day.
The first handsome guy who shines at the top of 2000 people is...
He's high level.
Satsuki!
Satsuki?
Hello!
What?!
It's a Juno voice!
It's cute!
Shinjuku's second day.
The first handsome guy who shines at the top of 2000 people is...
Hello!
Today, I received information from a shop called "Universe" that Satsuki is handsome.
Who is Satsuki?
It's like a Juno voice!
Show me!
Good evening!
You're handsome!
You're cool!
This is Satsuki of "Universe" who shines at the top of 2000 people who are hiding in Shinjuku.
He's 21 years old!
He's cool!
He was seduced and broke up with his boyfriend years ago.
He's so handsome!
It's a shame!
Even now, girls still confess their love to boys, don't they?
But now, it's not like that anymore.
Not at all?
Sometimes.
If you were born again, which would you choose, girls or boys?
Even if I were born again, I'd like to be gay.
You like men who were born, don't you?
Women are really popular.
Why?
What?
What is this?
Everyone is so energetic. Thank you for your cooperation.
Everyone is so energetic.
Cute.
They did it for me.
Wow.
The story of this song was also wide.
Cute.
Cool.
Everyone can dance like this.
Cute.
Isn't it different?
Lonely.
Drunk.
Everyone is drunk.
There are a lot of people.
It looks fun.
I don't know.
Great!
Muscle!
What is it?
Cute!
First place!
Great!
Best Three has been announced!
Thank you for your cooperation.
Thank you very much!
It was very high level.
The first place is...
Sasuki-kun, who is handsome and has a little talent sense.
That's right.
I feel like I'm going to be sucked in.
What about you, Rui-chan?
The second place is Thomas-san.
He is a great guy.
And his personality...
That feeling...
I like it.
So, my heart...
My chest hurts.
I don't think you can beat him.
That's right. I don't think you can beat him.
But...
He is fun to look at.
He is kind even when he talks.
I want to be friends with him.
I also like Thomas-san.
I said a lot of things to Mariko-san, didn't I?
I want you to say that.
That's life.
When the camera stops, I say "I'm sorry" and work hard.
He is very kind.
I'm going to be sucked in.
Don't be sucked in.
If you become adults, you will be sucked in.
I think you've noticed it by looking at me.
What?
I've never seen you like this.
I think you've noticed it by looking at me.
The sense of size is a little...
That's right.
Why don't you come in between me and Barbie?
Is it okay?
Why don't you come in between me and Barbie?
Excuse me.
Please come in.
Wow!
It's like you're 10 meters ahead of me.
Wow!
Isn't this amazing?
Wow!
This is about one-fourth of that, right?
That's amazing!
I'm getting smaller and smaller to become an adult.
You're getting smaller and smaller.
You've changed.
That's amazing!
You're getting smaller and smaller to become an adult.
You've changed!
I'm big.
That's amazing!
How about a parent and child like this?
Parent and child?
If these two get married, this child won't be born.