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There is a saying that goes back a long time.
The letters represent the world.
I've heard of it.
So, this time's "AKB survey" is...
Who is the member with the dirtiest handwriting?
I don't like dirty girls like you!
Who is the member with the dirtiest handwriting?
I don't like it!
Fifth place.
Dirty!
I don't think it's a girl.
I don't like it.
She has a bad head. She has a lot of freckles.
Her handwriting is messy, too.
She has a bad head.
I saw her when she was in school.
She didn't have much hair.
She looked like a kindergarten kid.
Who is the AKB member with the dirtiest handwriting?
Yuria Kizaki.
It's Yuria Kizaki.
Yuria Kizaki.
It's surprising.
But, she has a bad head, too.
Fifth place.
AKB48 Yuria Kizaki.
What kind of handwriting will she draw?
According to AKB
And our guest is Chiriko Seganshi, 39 years old and will be turning 40 next year.
You look like an old woman with full high vision.
Don't look at me with full high vision!
Chiriko has beautiful handwriting.
I've been studying for 13 years.
I have a teacher's face mask.
You have one?
Wow!
Girls with dirty handwriting.
Don't you like it?
No, I don't like it.
If you have beautiful handwriting, people will think you are reliable.
That's right.
When you are on a quiz show or something like that, you don't write answers.
If you have dirty handwriting or you don't know kanji…
People will look at you.
I don't like it.
I wonder why Chiriko is always so confident.
Who is AKB member with dirty handwriting?
This time, I asked her to write down the year and date with her handwriting.
She has a good sense of handwriting.
She wrote down the year and date with her handwriting and collected the survey results.
Does handwriting really show one's personality like it shows one's body?
We will diagnose you with...
Ms. Yoshida Masahiro, who is a certified employee,
Mr. Takahashi Fumi, who manages the principal's classroom,
and Mr. Yamasaki Yama, who is the representative of Fuji TV and is in the top ten.
First of all, we will reveal the members who are ranked first!
The fifth place goes to...
"akb48" Yuria Kizaki!
We asked her to diagnose her handwriting right away!
Yuria's handwriting is pretty dirty.
It's dirty.
Her handwriting is clear, but you can see one thing.
There is no prominent part of her handwriting.
Her handwriting is very masculine.
Huh?
I'm surprised!
Her handwriting is clear, but it's masculine.
Oh, I see.
Let's diagnose her handwriting with a miracle!
It's not like this.
Her handwriting is clear, but it's masculine.
She must have tried really hard to write it.
It's like this.
Wow!
She has been writing "I love you" all the time.
Even if it's a little clogged in the back, she keeps writing it.
Oh, it's not balanced.
Even if it's a little small.
In love, it's clear, but it's easy to be stalked.
Wow, you can tell that?
You can tell that after one year?
That's right.
Her handwriting is clear, but it's masculine.
Her handwriting is not like that.
It's not like she has a dark impression or a lot of sweet friends.
It's not sociable.
She has a lot of self-confidence.
So, as you can see from Yuria Kizaki's handwriting diagnosis,
she might be a stalker because of her serious personality.
It's not that dirty.
Yuria Kizaki's Handwriting Diagnosis
I thought it would be very masculine.
But it's not.
It's like a circle.
It's like a middle-aged man.
It's kind of dirty.
I don't want her to write "I love you" all the time.
What? Representative?
It's kind of small letters.
Sometimes I can't read what it says.
Because I'm from Motoyan, I think it's like gyaru letters.
Motoyan?
What is an AKB member who writes gyaru letters in Motoyan?
Director So.
What? That's unexpected.
Is it?
It's dirty.
Minami Takahashi.
I'm Minami Takahashi.
Minami Takahashi?
Who is it?
AKB Motoyan club director Minami Takahashi.
Director So?
That's unexpected.
Everyone is laughing.
They are laughing.
It's unpleasant.
Unpleasant?
Is it?
I don't know what it is.
I think it's a little negative.
That's right.
That's what I first noticed.
Is it?
This is a letter that makes people who have read it feel negative.
What is "ku"?
Let's do a statistical diagnosis of this letter.
"se" and "ku" are dangerous.
"se" is raised to the right from the starting position.
In the case of "ki", the starting part is the past and the ending part is the future.
Past and future.
People with past and future tend to have a little negative tendency.
They tend to struggle with various things.
When they are tired or stressed, they tend to have a lot of problems.
In the case of this person, I feel it quite often.
Is he stressed out?
I'm afraid of this "se".
I'm a little scared.
I'm afraid of this "se".
This is a letter that makes people who have read it feel negative.
I'm afraid of this letter that makes people who have read it feel negative.
It's a little scary.
It's scary.
This person, who was afraid of this letter,
The vertical line of "kurosu" is pierced by the diagonal line of "kurosu".
That's right.
That's why I'm afraid of this "se".
It's like "kurosou" in the middle of "kurosou".
It's different from the image.
It's like "kurosou" in the middle of "kurosou".
So, Takahashi Minami's miracle diagnosis is as you can see...
Wow, I'm surprised.
Please be careful of your vague attitude in front of the general director.
The general director is thinking about many things.
So, as a result...
Yes.
Takamina often writes herself as a representative.
For example, in a singing show, she writes "kokoro" when asked "what is a live performance for you?"
But it's dirty...
It's dirty?
Yes, you can tell it's dirty just by looking at the kanji.
She writes "akb48" and "akbpotato" are also dirty.
So, she doesn't like it.
When I saw the letter and was told it would be unpleasant, I felt sorry for her.
That's right.
It's hard for a teacher.
But I can understand why she hates Takamina's vague attitude.
For Yuria...
It's dirty.
But there were many times when I thought it was childish.
Because she can't even write kanji.
Her hiragana is often wrong.
She's a crazy character, isn't she?
Yes, she is.
She can't do "kakezan" and such.
She can't do "kakezan"?
She can't do "kakezan".
Even if she can't do "kakezan", can she write "shinkyu"?
It's dirty for girls to see boys writing beautiful kanji.
It's like that.
She's 14 years old, but she's still saying "zuba zuba".
It's like boys in their 20s who wrote kanji very well.
It's childish.
It's very childish.
She's 14 years old, but she's still saying it's childish.
I'm right-handed.
I think it's prettier for me to write with my left hand.
It's that dirty?
It's like "megurigaki".
What kind of idol writes kanji for small boys?
Ichikawa Manami-chan.
Third place!
AKB48 Ichikawa Manami!
I want to see what kind of character it is.
I'm surprised.
I can't help but laugh when I see it.
It's a character with a habit.
That's right.
It's like an artist-like kanji.
That's right.
It's a character with a habit.
It's like an artist-like kanji.
I did an analysis of this kanji.
It's a kanji for elementary school students.
It's a long kanji for right-handed people.
It's a long kanji for left-handed people like "taru" and "taihen".
It's the same kanji, but it's well-balanced.
It's well-balanced.
It's very emotional.
I think it's suitable for expressionists.
In a bad way, you can get involved and get involved.
If you get involved, you can't stop.
Then, in love, such a thing may happen.
That's right.
You can get involved in love.
You're a good person, but you can't stop yourself.
You're 14 years old.
You're an adult from now on.
As a result of Ichikawa Manami's diabetics diagnosis,
you need to be careful not to get involved and be deceived.
- Is that so? - You should experience it first.
- You're still young. - I'm half-Japanese, but I can't write well.
- You can't write well? - It's weird.
- You can't write well? - I can't read well.
- People say that a lot. - The shape is strange.
I feel like an elementary school student.
I don't know what "tome" and "hane" are.
- I write weird letters. - Weird letters?
What do you call an idol who writes weird letters?
Nozawarenatchan!
She's from Jakarta.
Jakarta?
But she's Japanese.
She's from Jakarta, but she's Japanese.
Wow.
She's quite powerful.
Her reaction is amazing.
Hiragana is...
a little creepy.
Hiragana is creepy?
She's full of energy, though.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
Here are the letters that are creepy but full of energy.
If you diagnose these letters...
Do...ka...ryoku?
Do-ka?
Ryoku?
Ryoku!
Do-ka.
I don't know.
I don't know Hiragana and Kanji.
You can't write "do".
I can't write Kanji.
You can't write Kanji.
I'm listening when you push it in.
There are things that moves me and I don't have any planning basically.
I just choose my life based on what I'm doing.
You're very cheerful, positive and positive- minded.
While you're laughing and smiling and you're saying "something will happen"
You're wandering around a little bit.
A little bit?
What does it mean?
What does "a little bit" mean?
I think it's better to make it bigger and easier.
I'd like you to face reality properly.
So, as a result of Nozawa Rena's testimony diagnosis,
Let's live with too much positivity and reason.
It's like a child's words.
They all look like blind people's words.
What?
It's like a child's words with blind people's words.
Why are you angry?
She's angry.
It's like a first-year elementary school student who started practicing kanji.
The size of the words are all different.
I feel like I wrote it somewhere unstable.
I know a lot of kanji, but I'm not good at it.
You know kanji.
I don't think I've ever held a pen before.
It's dirty.
Even if you write it with all your might, it's messy.
Who is the dirtiest woman in AKB?
Tashimameru!
- Tashimameru-chan! - Meru-chan!
Tashimameru-chan!
- Tashimameru-chan! - Meru-chan!
- Tashimameru-san! - Meru-san!
Wow!
34 seconds!
Tashimameru, being on stage for this program!
What kind of letter could it be?
So, congratulations on your first win!
Congratulations, Mer.
What should I do? I'm surprised. It's 34 seconds.
It's amazing.
It's out of this world.
It's amazing.
It's my first time to win first place.
I'm glad.
It means that it's the highest number of people out of about 300 people.
It's amazing.
There were a lot of people.
What should I do?
I looked at Mer's handwriting. Here it is.
It's amazing.
But isn't she writing it carefully?
I think she wrote it properly.
She wrote it properly.
First of all, I'm curious about this gap.
Joy.
What kind of gap is this?
I'm not conscious of anything.
You know the word "joy", don't you?
I know it.
So why did you write it here?
Why?
It's like a letter for someone.
Couldn't you write it a little more carefully?
It's amazing.
I wrote it with all my might.
Everyone, look at this.
It's amazing.
It's like ink.
I think the letters are wrong.
No, it's not.
There's something like "rodeo boy" written on it.
Did you write it properly?
I sat down and wrote it.
The next one is pretty crazy.
"Kinouwa" means "last night", right?
"Kinouwa"?
Who said it?
The word "saku" is also...
It's not "saku".
I can't read kanji.
This is amazing.
I was on a show with you before.
In the third week, you gave me a present.
You gave me socks and wrote me a letter.
I saw it in the car.
The kanji is very long.
I redid it about three times.
That's it!
I spent about two hours writing it.
Are you kidding me?
I should have brought it with me.
You are very elegant and kind.
You read books well.
You are smart and your writing is beautiful.
But, your kanji is really bad.
I've been learning kanji for two years.
You shouldn't say you were learning it.
Don't say it.
The teacher of kanji has an eye on you.
Kashima Mel's miracle diagnosis!
Kashima Mel's miracle diagnosis is...
He is very soft.
He is a minor in elementary school.
He is a man, isn't he?
He is a man.
Don't make fun of comedians.
Especially, his right lower mouth is big and round.
What is it?
It is a feature of humorous people.
So, he always makes people laugh.
That's right.
Surprisingly, he is nervous.
Is that so?
His first character is "I want to cure it".
But, his middle character is a little crooked.
A little crooked means that he is a little nervous.
His tongue is dirty.
His tongue is a little crooked.
So, it leads to his sharpness.
His tongue is sharp.
So, he is a little scared of being scolded.
He should be careful of that.
He is a minor in elementary school.
So, this is TASHIMA-NERU's sharpness diagnosis.
Please make fun of it and make people laugh.
That's amazing.
There is more amazing character.
That's scary.
What is it?
AKB's sharpness of shock
There is more amazing character.
To members of HKT...
What does it say?
To members of HKT...
"TASHIMASHIMA-NERU".
TASHIMASHIMA-NERU
You don't know what it means?
That's scary.
You didn't get your own name wrong!
I was like, "I made a mistake, but oh well," and wrote it.
What do you mean, "I made a mistake, but oh well," you said?
I was in such a hurry that I wrote it twice.
But I thought, "Well, this is fine," and wrote it.
That's amazing. It's scary, isn't it?
It's scary.
My daughter is still six years old, but she's the same age as my daughter.
No way! You lost when you were six?!
I've been living like that.
You've been living like that, but you have to live more from now on, right?
No way!
When I had a baby, I did a lot of things.
You're lying!
Beckhams!
No way!
Tashimashi! Tashimashi!
Tashimashi!
Wait, you're not getting married?!
Wait, you're going to be a parent?!