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3rd place! MINEGISHI MINAMI "HONYA RARA" ILLLEGAL PROSTITUTE
MINEGISHI, who saw his brother's garbage house...
Oh my god!
I don't have to be an idol!
He rejected rough people with all his heart.
However, he made a shocking confession after this!
What does "scary" mean?
I couldn't say it myself, but...
There's been tea on the balcony since February of this year.
Oh my god!
Oh, I know what you mean!
The color of the tea was light brown.
But now it's a different color.
It's beautiful now.
It's like burnt brown.
But I don't know what to do with it.
You know what to do with it, don't you?
I'd like you to follow me on the show.
Earlier...
Was it you who watched the video and said...
"Not as an idol, but as a person"?
No, but...
That's all I have.
Mr. Minenishi, you're also a great "scary" idol!
Number two!
Does Fresh Lemon's room smell like "honyarara"?
Oh my god!
It's a bomb pet bottle that was left at Odol and Tani's house the other day.
Open it up!
But it's not in there!
Miki, you're in big trouble.
This is the only time I invested.
Miki, you can do it, right?
On behalf of the members...
Miki of NISHI smells it.
Oh my god!
Does it smell?
What does it smell like?
One more time!
One more time?
Tell me in detail.
What does it smell like?
Did you just smell it?
What does it smell like?
It's like...
It smells like detergent...
But it doesn't smell like vomit...
An idol on TV...
I don't know.
Game! Game! Game!
Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero! Gero!
The idol puking continuously.
This is where it gets sad.
Actually, the other members were also buying this bomb pet bottle.
Everyone, say it! Everyone, say it!
Say it! Say it! Say it!
Your friends did it!
Say it! Say it! Say it!
Say it! Say it!
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Wait!
Damn!
Wait! Wait! Wait!
I got water drops here!
It's on camera! It's on camera!
Ah, what should I do?
Isn't it bad? Isn't it bad?
It's coming here, isn't it?
It really looks like it'll go in.
Can I smell it?
Smell it carefully.
Ah, but it's always...
Always?
It's always the same smell.
I smelled something.
It's really coming out.
The odor...
Eh?
Is it your own smell?
My own... Is it my own smell?
Gero!
Eh? No, it's not like that...
Is it your own smell?
Eh?
Eh? It's not...
Don't ever say "fresh lemon" again.
Ah!
Really!
Fresh lemons dance!
And more rubble information!
Michikawa and Miori are cleaning up the room.
When I see this video, I think I'm in trouble too.
My dad always cleans up for me.
Eh?
My dad always cleans up for me.
Eh?
My dad always cleans up for me.
Eh?
Why?
Why, Papa?
Papa Lemon?
Can you not be so spoiled?
First!
Odol doesn't fit in "honyarara"?
The world's strongest odol, Tani Marika's additional information...
...was spoken from Tsutsui's mouth.
Certainly, when Tani was still in Hakata and went to a Hakata program...
...when they announced a questionnaire from parents and children...
...I remember it very well.
Recently, you can finally take a bath.
What? What do you mean?
Until then... Until then...
And the other members were laughing...
...and Tani was like, "It stinks." I think it was like that.
But I... Tani Marika...
...really didn't have that kind of image at all.
But during the musical period...
...during the rehearsal period...
...Tani was wearing the colorful lesson clothes...
...every day.
I thought it was a little suspicious...
Certainly, wearing it every day for a lesson...
...makes you dirty, doesn't it?
That's right. It makes you sweat, too.
That's right.
And when we meet normally...
"Ah, Tani-chan!" I say it...
...and she hugs me like this, too...
Oh, there's a virus out there now.
It's dangerous, isn't it?
There's a lot of different viruses out there.
Be careful of Tani-virus!
A.K.B. survey!
- Everyone! - Yes!
- Happy New Year! - Happy New Year!
- Gassho! - Gassho!
- Is this the last episode of this show? - No! It's the final episode!
- Eh? I only remember about three episodes. - No, no!
- There were quite a few, weren't there? Various rankings. - #1 is "Uctribean".
- That's right. It was my first time doing "Uctribean". - I thought about it a lot. It's amazing, isn't it? - That's right.
- Showing the members' boobs for the first time. - Yeah.
- But what I didn't understand well was the "handsome staff" ranking. - Yes, yes. I didn't understand it well.
- Problem work. - Yeah.
- Which one do you like? - I'm glad I'm not in A.K.B.
- Ah, that one had good reputation, didn't it? - Ah, did it? - Yeah.
- It's hard for fans to ask you about it, isn't it? - Yeah.
- What do you think of other groups? - I think we shouldn't talk about it too much, don't you think?
- You know, idols and idols. - You know, there's a girl who came in first place.
- Hashimoto Kanna-chan. - Hashimoto-san.
- She said, "Thank you for working with me after that." - Eh? She said that? - Yeah.
- Eh? Is it okay? - Eh? She didn't say that? - She didn't say it. It's not right.
- Eh? Eh? She's cute. Is she an angel? - Yeah.
- Well, things are different, aren't they? - Things are different.
- Things are... What did you compare it with? - No, you just compared it with Sashara.
- No, it's not like that. I thought it was really suspicious. Did you have an aura about it?
- Yeah, I thought, "Ah, it's amazing."
- What do you like about me? I guess it's the "Gokkun Beautiful Guest" ranking.
- Ah, I see. You came in first place, didn't you? - Yeah, I got mails from a lot of people.
- They said, "Congratulations on coming in first place." - Maybe it's the only time I didn't watch "ON AIR."
- Hey! Hey, look at me properly! I watched it twice!
- Really? - I'm happy about it. - You're happy about it?
- Yeah. - I also like that one. "Private Gossip Idol."
- You like "Tanny," don't you? - Yeah, I like "Tanny."
- You dance, don't you? You're also in third place, aren't you? - Yes, I am. Thank you.
- You dance, don't you? - Yes, I do.
- So, it was nice of you to say and clean up "Tanny" properly. - Ah, that's right.
- It might be nice to watch "Tanny" in private like that. - Yeah, like in your room or something like that.
- Well, it's nice to talk about good and bad things. - Of course it is.
Tonight's topic is "AKB research compilation and biko hai special"!
We will deliver this kind of topic in a ranking format!
The next topic is this!
"Idols Disqualified"? "Strict Conduct Rankings"?
3rd topic is "Shimada Haruka's Appearance"!
But Nakahara-kun, I saw you in the middle of filming!
You were so handsome that I thought I'd ask you on LINE ID!
Don't say that! I won't say it!
Are you still handsome when you cheer for us?
Are you okay?
Shimada-san is getting hot!
Furthermore!
You're the same age, right?
Yes, we're the same age.
I can't stand you.
Are you okay?
Both of you, be careful!
2nd topic is "Kitahara Rie's Appearance"!
You were protected well, weren't you?
It's amazing that you were protected in this environment!
You'll get away with it more and more!
It's about swimsuits!
3rd topic is "Kitahara Rie's Appearance"!
In order for many people to listen to the CD,
you have to take off your swimsuit or you'll lose half of it!
It's like you have to take it off or you won't be able to release it!
It's about swimsuits!
The first one is Minagishi's violent behavior!
Let me touch you! Let me touch you!
Minagishi starts touching the young girls' boobs who are in 6th place in "Yuttori Binyuu"!
Can I do my best!?
Dad!
Be quiet!
It's like...
This part is amazing!
Wow! It's like sushi!
Hey! Minagishi!
Do it more!
I'll do it!
It's like sushi!
It's heavy!
It's like sushi!
Again! Again!
Oh, scary!
It's true!
I like his embarrassed face!
Yeah, it's like a water fountain!
It's like a water fountain!
If it were up to me, I would have asked Kumada- san's brother to have sex with me!
Next is Kumada-san's boobs!
Is it OK!?
It's OK!
Wow!
What's this!?
Is it cheap!?
What's this!?
Wow!
Is it OK!?
This is...
This is worth a million yen!
A million yen!?
Wow!
Isn't it a little cheap!?
Is it cheap!?
Brother!
Maybe you did it a little too much!
Here is the next theme!
As expected, Sassy was looked down upon!
"Teasing from juniors" ranking!
The third place is "Teasing from dancing Tani Marika"!
"Song is good among members" ranking!
Then, it must be Sassy Hara Rino-san!
Wow!
Well...
I'm sure I'll get 5th place!
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
But I still love you!
I think I've been doing this for a while.
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Oh, she's teasing me!
2nd place is Kojimako's sashiko teasing!
I would like to introduce AKB members' first swimsuit grabby!
Let's introduce the members' first gravure video.
It was good, wasn't it?
Yes, it was.
At first, Sasihara-san...
I really want to see it! I really want to see it!
Here it is!
Oh, that's good!
Who is it?
It's Tsujida-san! You're laughing too much!
You're laughing too much!
What's up with this big board?
Your face is too shiny even in a swimsuit video.
Wow, it was there, wasn't it?
Sasihara-san, when you were 17 years old, you appeared in "Young Jump".
So you're the same age as Miyama-san, right?
At first, I didn't like wearing a swimsuit.
On top of that, they put a lot of oil on me.
Oh, that's right!
That's right!
They put a lot of oil on me!
Why are you talking like you're an AV actor from the Showa era?
At that time, I hadn't done gravure before, so I thought it was natural.
Before I knew it, they put a lot of oil on me.
When I did my second gravure video, they didn't put any oil on me at all.
I was like, "What was that?"
Why are you so shiny?
I think they put 100cc of oil on me.
I think they put a lot of oil on me!
I don't care about the amount of oil.
I think they put a lot of oil on me!
They put a lot of oil on me!
They put a lot of oil on my face, too!
That's why you're so shiny!
That's right!
But it's nice, isn't it?
That's why you're so shiny! That's why you're so shiny!
That's nice, isn't it?
What's this pose?
You're not going to ignore me, are you?
By the way, Kojima and Kitahara, too!
Next up is Kitahara's first picture.
I looked for it, but I couldn't find it.
Are you kidding me?
Someone take a good picture of me!
So I've prepared this picture for you.
Here you go!
What's this?
This is...
This is a picture of Kitahara when she was 20 years old.
It's her first time in the hospital.
No, it's not!
Are you okay?
What's this?
It's not her first time in the hospital!
What's this?
She asked me if I had anything I wanted to do for the gravure shooting.
So I said I wanted to be wrapped in a bandage.
Did you do it by yourself?
You're as perverted as the staff!
But what do you do with a bandage around your face?
But I think it's nice for women to be wrapped in a bandage.
Of course, there are people who do it with Evangelion's Ayanami Rei.
But this is completely different!
Isn't it too different?
What's this?
Are you kidding me?
It's completely different, isn't it?
I thought you might like it.
No, I don't like it.
What did your mom say when she saw you?
I haven't asked her in particular, but I think she might like it.
The first place goes to Katrina.
What's up?
I'd like to interview Sashihara, the beauty queen who won first place in "Gokkun Bikyaku".
It's "hero interview", isn't it?
I'd like to interview you.
Sashihara, who won first place in "Bikyaku", will interview you.
Can we take a commemorative photo of you?
Let's do it.
What's up? I'm scared.
Wait a minute.
Oh, no.
You're not human!
Wait a minute.
You don't have to try to take it off like this.
No, it's a self-ceremony, isn't it?
Yes, it's a self-ceremony.
Congratulations.
Congratulations, Sashihara.
What's this?
Lastly, cameraman, please.
Oh, no.
Put your hands in the middle.
Show me your legs.
Sashihara, congratulations on winning first place in "Bikyaku".
Katrina, good job!
Here is the next topic!
An interview ranking that even Sashihara didn't expect!
The third place goes to "Shimada Haruka's boobs story".
During the first interview ranking interview of "Bikyaku",
Shimada told us about her boobs story.
Well, I have some boobs, but they are not in good shape.
But, I have a little bit of nosebleed.
I have a little bit of nosebleed.
I don't care.
I didn't ask you.
She didn't care about unnecessary information.
In the second interview,
who is the most handsome male student in Okuno- kun?
Who is the most handsome male student in Okuno- kun?
It's Haruna Kojima.
Oh!
Of course!
How boring!
But, I don't mind.
By the way, who is the favorite daughter of Kureshi-kun of Waseda University?
It's Kawaii-san.
Kawaii-san.
She has a good personality.
Kawaii-san.
Why is Kawaii-san good and Kojima-san is not good?
I didn't think about it and just said it.
She has a good personality.
In the first interview,
she said this to her mentor, Kashiwagi.
If there is such a cute girl like her,
and she is young,
I can't stand up against her.
You have to admit your defeat.
If you suddenly join us from tomorrow...
What should I do?
Will I be excluded from the selection?
Don't say things you don't mean!
What are you saying?
One box will definitely disappear!
The next theme is this!
As I thought, it's over!
Mentors' reaction ranking!
In the third place,
if you open the door, it's Mentor Tani!
That's amazing!
Wait a minute!
Isn't that Kawaii-san?
What are you saying?
Mentor Tani.
I don't know what you mean.
In second place...
Mentor Kashiwagi's wiping game!
If you were an AKB member, who would you like to be?
I think...
Nogizaka is cuter.
That's not fair!
I agree with you!
Because it was ugly, let's see mentor Kashiwagi's reaction one more time.
If you were an AKB member, who would you like to be?
I think...
Nogizaka is cuter.
That's not fair!
I think...
Nogizaka is cuter.
I think...
Nogizaka is cuter.
That's not fair!
Mentor Kashiwagi, you are amazing!
And in first place...
Mentor Nishino's hunting wiping game!
That's amazing!
And in first place...
Mentor Nishino's hunting wiping game!
That's amazing!
Among other garbage houses, please enjoy it with a particularly amazing bath video.
I can't broadcast this.
Can I broadcast this?
Really?
Open it!
Oh, no!
Wait!
Someone might be in there.
Who? Who? Who?
Who?
Wow!
Master Nishi!
Go for it!