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AKB Kousagi Dojo!
To protect the safety of Tokyo!
AKB48 stands up!
Let's go! AKB Minister Police!
Today, the police will arrest young people in Harajuku and Shibuya.
(Singing)
The next violent criminal appears one after another! AKB Police is in danger!
This week's narration will be provided by Team B's Haruka Ishida!
AKB Kousagi Dojo, dispatch!
AKB Minister Police!
Miss! Please fasten your seatbelt!
The members of AKB Minister Police are...
Hot-blooded lock-on!
From Jakarta to the other side of the country!
Catching evil with big eyes!
I'll arrest you!
Big-eyed police!
Long arms and legs!
Nyan! Nyan! Nyan!
Fuji-L.A. police!
Dispatch! AKB Minister Police!
(Singing)
18 years ago, a TV show that was very popular with men around the world, "Miniscopolis" was released.
That legend was revived by AKB!
Today, AKB's "Miniscopolis" is getting more and more popular!
How do you like "Miniscopolis"? Are you getting used to it?
Can I say one thing?
That camera is too low!
Is it dangerous?
It's too low!
It's not safe at all!
It's too low!
I think it was around here.
What?
It's too low!
Be careful of violent crimes and low-angle cameras!
So, what are you going to arrest today?
Well, we're in Harajuku today!
No, no! Harajuku is in a mess!
That's right!
We're going to arrest the violent criminals who are trampling on Harajuku's scenery!
It's really no good!
You know, I've been here 30 minutes ago!
You're early!
There was a stupid guy here!
He was picking up girls in this place!
There he is!
Hey, you!
Terry, who was riding a skateboard, was already checking suspicious young men.
There's no stupid guy here!
You've been picking up girls in this place for a while now!
How did you do it?
I didn't pick up girls at all!
I picked up girls in this area!
What? You picked up girls in this area?
What did you do with the girls?
We asked for their contact information.
What did you ask for their contact information?
We asked for their contact information and went to Goan.
Who are you from Goan?
I'm from this area.
I'm from Goan.
We went with the flow.
How is it?
I don't know how to say "thank you" in Goan.
It's hard for people who like the scenery of Harajuku.
It's too cheap!
Please say it!
Don't make me think you picked up girls in this area!
Who are you talking to?
Are you talking about me?
You two don't look like you're talking about me.
Goodbye!
Harajuku is in chaos from the beginning.
We're safe now.
Let's walk around the city.
I want you to say "thank you" to the people you met in Harajuku.
Thank you.
What did you say?
I don't know.
It's a voice!
It's forbidden!
What is this?!
Before we show you the couple kissing in the middle of the night that Terry has prepared...
Before that, let's take a look at the outside investigation that we did with Minigishi Police last week in Akihabara.
Outside Investigation! Investigate the suspicious cafe run by famous people!
It looks like it's on the third floor of that building.
Really?!
Yeah!
Wow, it's really suspicious!
This is really suspicious!
It looks like there's a possibility of conspiracy.
What?!
Let's investigate it.
Understood.
What do you think?
It looks like a girl in a suit like an AKB member is talking to him.
Wow!
It doesn't look like there's anything bad about it.
But I'm sure there's something bad about it.
Go ahead!
It's an ambush!
It's all from him! It's all from him! It's all from him!
This is AKB Conspiracy Bureau's Minisuka Police!
We heard that there's a cafe run by a mysterious and unknown person!
Wait, you don't know?!
You don't know?!
What kind of cafe is it?!
Yes, we are maids and we have fun talking with customers.
You're not in a suspicious love, are you?!
No, we're not!
You're not in a suspicious love, are you?!
I'm sorry.
Wait, could it be?!
Yes.
Um, we're all men.
This is "Moe-style Women and Men".
The cafe and bar where men write "man's daughter" and men become maids to welcome customers!
The cast is all...
A-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a man!
Can I ask you a question?
Is this hair your own hair?
Yes, it's my own hair.
Wow!
It's your own hair!
It looks so good!
Wow!
It's 100 times better than minekijou's!
Wow!
Now, let's talk about the current situation.
Do you put on make-up and go to work in a cute way even on the train?
Yes, I do.
I do it at home.
Wow!
Do you usually study make-up?
How long does it take you?
About 30 minutes.
That's fast!
Isn't it?
It's fast!
How long does it take you?
About 45 minutes.
Wow!
About 45 minutes!
Who do you like the most?
Men?
Girls?
I don't like men who come.
Wow!
It's not convenient.
Wow!
You know, you look like a woman, so you can talk without being nervous.
I'm not nervous.
No, no, no!
You can't show off!
What?
You girls can't show off!
You can't show off!
In fact, this cafe has a chaos yakisoba that will captivate customers.
We have to investigate this.
What does "chaos yakisoba" look like?
Wow!
Is it good?
Yes!
You have a bad face, but it's good!
It looks crispy.
Vanilla?
Wow!
It's yakisoba vanilla.
Really?
Yakisoba vanilla?
Why don't you try it first?
I'll give you this first.
Wow!
Thank you!
In front of you, a clerk mixes ice cream for you.
This is also a popular secret!
I don't like food that much, so...
It's not a problem of liking it, is it?
Is it okay?
Yes!
Thank you!
Okay, please eat!
If it's not good, you're under arrest!
Go!
It's good!
Really? Huh?
Eat it!
Don't sell it!
It's chaos.
Chaos?
It's not bad and it's not good.
Really?
That's right!
As a proper food...
It's really sweet!
It's hot!
It's good!
Mio, you're good!
Oh, it's gone!
How is it?
It's all gone.
It's good!
You're kidding!
It's really good!
I knew it!
Go ahead!
I'm really greedy for food.
It's sweet.
It's gone.
Is it possible?
It's good!
Is it possible?
It's gone.
It's gone!
It's sweet.
It's sweet!
It's Neapolitan.
That's right.
It's like that, right?
It's like ketchup.
It's Neapolitan.
But...
What is it?
Is it ketchup?
It's Neapolitan.
Is it possible?
It's good!
You're kidding!
It's two against four.
Is it close to the end?
This is...
The end!
There were many four against two losses, so they were arrested!
But this shop will be remembered!
On the other hand, in Harajuku...
What is it?
It's a whistle!
A whistle!
A couple kissing in broad daylight!
This is quite a violent crime!
You're so mean!
Are you a couple?
Yes, of course we are!
You two are so cool!
How old are you?
20 years old.
You're younger than I thought!
You're so cool!
Why do you want to kiss on the street?
Why don't you kiss at home?
No, I'll kiss you anytime.
Is it American style?
No, it's Korean style.
I want to be a man!
I want to see it!
Release it now!
I want to see it!
Thank you very much!
Thank you!
Thank you very much!
Wow!
I know you love each other, but don't kiss on the street!
It's interesting.
Hey, there's something going on!
What?
Someone wants to go to the park!
Let's go over there!
Okay!
Let's go!
Okay!
Emergency!
Seize the park!
Seize the suspicious group!
Is it that group?
It's that voice!
That voice is suspicious!
It stands out in this park in the evening!
It stands out!
The color of their hair is amazing!
Red!
There are many kinds of people, white people and pink people!
Isn't it the most dangerous?
The mysterious group that appeared in the park in the evening!
Obviously, they have a troublesome smell!
Sometimes, sometimes, my heart goes on!
You scared me!
What were you doing?
What are you doing?
Parapara!
Parapara girls!
They are comedians who are active in Shibuya.
They practice parapara several times a week.
Is there anyone like a leader?
Not yet.
Leader!
Leader, what's your name?
Mataro.
Mataro?
That's an amazing name!
If it's just dancing, isn't it fine?
Yes, it is.
Yes, it feels like it.
Is there anyone like a leader?
Parapara!
Parapara girls!
We can't have a conversation at all!
Who is the leader?
Who is it?
Leader?
Leader!
What's wrong?
Since they can't have a conversation at all,
it seems like the leader doesn't go home at all.
Does that mean she goes out of the house?
How long does she go out of the house?
About a month.
No way!
Mataro, whose bag is this?
This one?
Wait a minute.
What kind of bag does a woman go out of the house with?
She's 17 years old and she's going out of the house, but she has...
1,000 yen!
Why did you go out of the house?
Because my parents were angry.
As policemen, we have to send 17-year-olds back home, don't we?
That's right!
That's why we have Minuska Police.
Let's call your mother.
Let's call her.
Let's go, Mataro.
After this, Mataro calls her family!
Hello?
Let's go! AKB Minuska Police!
Gelser Leader in the house, Mataro!
It's been a month since I last called my family!
Hello?
Yeah, Marie, Marie.
Marie? What's up?
Well, I'm sorry I didn't go home.
It's not like you're used to.
You only apologize for things like that in the future. What's up with you?
I know I'm causing you a lot of trouble.
I want to tell you this.
I'm sorry. Are you apologizing?
No, I'm not.
I'm sorry I didn't go home and I'm such a selfish girl.
I'm sorry.
Oh, come on.
As always, but from now on, please do it properly.
Yes.
Do your best.
Yes.
Well, be careful.
Oh, the phone is ringing.
Oh, the phone will change to Ms. Terry tomorrow, right?
Who?
Ms. Terry Ito.
What?
The phone will change, right?
Will it change?
Don't lie to me!
Hello?
Hey, hey!
Oh, it's you.
Um, nice to meet you. My name is Terry Ito.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Um, I don't have any suspicious words.
Oh, nice to meet you.
Thank you very much.
Um, I was just talking to you, ma'am.
Yes.
Um, I'd like to continue our conversation, but...
Yes.
I'm also worried about you, ma'am.
Yes.
Um, I just met you and heard you're away from home.
Yes.
Um, ma'am, you should go home first, right?
Yes, of course.
Um, I'll call you back.
Yes.
Talk to me slowly.
Yes.
I'll do my best.
Thank you very much.
You're welcome.
Yes.
Wait a minute!
Hello?
Yes.
Nice to meet you.
Yes.
Um, um, I'm Sato Tamao.
Ah, ah, ah, ah!
Hello!
Thank you for your hard work.
Thank you for coming, ma'am.
Nice to meet you.
Oh, it's been a while.
Nice to meet you.
Um, I hope we can continue to get along in the future.
Thank you very much.
Yes.
I'll go home now.
Yes.
Go home safely.
Yes.
Yes!
It was real.
Yes.
Okay, I'll go home today.
Okay.
Yes.
Mom, I'll give it back to you!
Ah, yes!
Yes!
I'm sorry for the long call!
Yes!
Thank you very much!
Thank you for coming all the way out here!
Like this, the AKB Miniscopolis became surprisingly useful to the world!
Martaro-chan, make sure you go home safely!
Wow, it was pretty good, wasn't it?
Yes!
Yuri-san!
What is it?!
It seems like there's a terrorist at a karaoke shop in Shibuya!
There is?!
Yes!
Let's go!
Hurry up!
Emergency notice! Arrest the terrorist who is rampaging in karaoke!
We came to a karaoke shop in Shibuya.
Let's go to the shop where the terrorist is hiding.
What is this?
I'm scared.
Welcome back!
What is this suspicious army?
AKB Kousaki Dojo!
AKB48 Group Draft Meeting!
29 candidates have been decided!
The day of fate is approaching!
Emergency notice! Arrest the terrorist who is rampaging in karaoke!
We are AKB Miniscopolis.
Please tell me your occupation and your name!
What? I don't know anything about you.
I don't know anything about you.
I don't know anything about you!
If you don't know anything about me, go back to Wikipedia!
I don't know anything about you!
The queen of excitement, Misaki Shimoda and her friends were there!
The original video of "call" has been played 3 million times and is said to be the most trendy woman now!
What are you doing?
This is a magic word called "call".
What is this?
Why did you do this?
When I was over 20 years old, I could only feel passion when I saw amazing sports.
I couldn't be moved.
I was looking for a way to make my dream come true by doing everything anyone can do even if you don't have the skills to make people feel passionate.
I see.
Do you know what this means?
It might have been difficult.
Was it difficult?
I don't know.
I know what it means.
There are things you can't put into words.
For example, soccer.
Everyone was excited at the intersection in Shibuya.
But you couldn't be moved by something like that.
That's what it means?
Yes, that's what it means.
As a result of my research, I came up with this idea.
Do you know what it means?
Yes!
Even if you don't have anything, anyone can do it!
That's true, but...
Does that mean we can do "call" too?
Does that mean anyone can do it?
Yes, anyone can do it.
Do you want to try it?
Let's try "call" together!
I will teach you the magic words of "onegai".
Is it difficult? Can you do it?
"bakyun", "heart", "naitafuri", "onegai"
"dark night" is for one person at a time.
Even in a venue.
Like that, every show, every show, every show!
One CD, one CD, one CD!
Like that.
Wow!
Okay, let's do it.
One, two, three...
"lady", "lady", "lady", "darling", "kawanakya", "iyadaccha"
You're fast! You're all good at it!
Wow!
Can you do AKB songs in the future?
If it's for one person at a time, I'm a call concierge.
Call concierge!
Can you do it?
Can I?
You all have catchphrases, right?
Yes, we do.
"oba", "yattegusai", "iyaisuka"
I say, "Koro-chan is stable and stable today as well", "oba mina desu"
oba mina desu
I'm sorry for putting you in this situation.
But I think "oba-san" is a former bad guy.
It shows in your physique.
Just a little.
So...
"up-han", "eriteru", "santanshito"
"nipatagatte", "aibunta", "rendakata", "rendakata", "rendakata", "rendakata", "rendakata"
oba mina
It's really high in front
I'm doing my best, so it's easy to come out
"apuhan", "emiter", "standard sheet", "nipatagatte", "aibunta", "rendakata", "rendakata", "rendakata", "rendakata"
oba mina
It's started!
It's really tight
We can't arrest you
We can't!
The distance between us has shortened
It's amazing
I think I can do my best from tomorrow again
I got energy!
How about you, Oba?
I'll do my best from tomorrow
I'll do my best
There are quite a few people here
Then let's go for the last call!
Yay! Yay!
A.k.a. "kousagi police" got energy from the arrest
We have no choice but to let it go
But, but!
If Japan gets higher and higher with this momentum, that's fine!
So, A.k.a. "kousagi dojo"
That's all for this week!
Goodbye!