AISubs v3.5
A.K.A.B. Kousagi Dojo!
It's started! A.K.A.B. Kousagi Dojo!
Usagi!
Aren't we rare members today?
You're right.
It's been a while since we were in a studio.
Why didn't you come?
It's different from what you usually do.
People who haven't been in a studio might not know.
We've done "transparent human" and "magic".
It's a weird project.
I'm sorry you wanted to come.
But we don't know what will happen today.
Shouldn't we expect too much?
Maybe we should lower the level.
What are you talking about?
Why are you stretching your body?
It's not like that.
The Tokyo Olympics have finally been held in 2020!
I'm so happy!
You can hear the siren now, right?
It's because Tokyo's security isn't good yet.
The key is how well we can improve Tokyo's security in the next seven years.
We want you to protect Tokyo's security.
It's important.
It's a mission.
We can't let our guard down.
Let's go!
To protect Tokyo's security...
AKB48 stands up!
Let's go! AKB MINISCAPOLIS!
This week's narration is by Team K's Chida Mayumi!
Let's go! AKB MINISCAPOLIS!
Where do the rabbits go?
Here! Here! Here!
Did you see it?
Don Quijote!
That's right!
Why is that?
Today's new plan!
Everyone will change into Don Quijote costumes!
Don Quijote costumes?
That's right! Don Quijote costumes!
Are there such costumes?
What are Don Quijote costumes?
Look at this!
It's written here, isn't it?
Variety!
Kyobira-san will wear one of these costumes!
Really?
Look forward to it!
I don't want it!
All of them are strange costumes!
Terry-san, what are you going to do?
What kind of costume is it?
Dad!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Of course!
The legendary...
That...
I don't know what it means, but I'm back!
All right!
Good evening!
Thank you!
It's out! It's out!
Will it come out now?
Shizuo Miniska Police!
Tears are coming out!
It's good!
After 20 years of legend, it's revived now!
AKB Miniska Police!
One, two...
Isn't it good?
What do you think of this style?
It was fun, but I can't do nakameguro anymore!
It's my first time cosplaying like this.
Don't you know about Miniscopolis?
I don't know!
I've never heard of it!
What was it like for you?
When I was directing this late-night show,
my Japanese father cried!
Departure! Miniscopolis!
18 years ago, Terry planned this show.
There was laughter and mischief!
From young people to their fathers,
it was a popular variety show!
And then!
AKB48 Miniscopolis appeared!
Yeah!
And then!
Wait!
We're here!
This is...
Sometimes we punch, sometimes we cut, and sometimes we arrest you!
I'm a legend, Sato Tamaopolis!
I did it!
Do you know me?
I'm Sato Tamaotan!
It's my first time!
You look like you know me!
I don't know you!
In real-time...
You idiot!
As a first-generation Miniscopolis,
I'm Sato Tamaopolis!
I'm an old man, but I used to be a legend!
Where are you from?
Shizuoka!
What do you think of AKB's Miniscopolis?
Even if you're an AKB member,
without my permission, you can't be a Miniscopolis!
See!
You need permission!
You're a coward!
That's right!
Hey, you idiot!
What should we do?
That's right!
Let's do the "over-the-eye national exam"!
Yeah!
What's that?
Let me explain!
The "over-the-eye national exam" is...
Tamaopolis' special technique to heal hand injuries!
Here it is!
Tamao!
I'm so happy!
This is it!
Minamichi! You can do it!
3... 2... 1...
Minami! I'm so happy!
You're not supposed to be like this on TV!
I'm sorry. My life point is 0.
Ok, let's go!
Ok, Aki-chan!
3, 2...
Aki-chan, I'm lonely.
Wow! You're cute!
You're cute!
Is it ok?
Thank you!
Ok, next!
You can do it?
I'll do my best!
Here I go!
Mina-nun, are you angry?
Poon poon!
Amazing!
How is it?
It's cute, but the way you look up is not enough.
One more time!
Three! Two!
Are you angry? Poon poon!
Poon poon!
Cute! You passed!
You're too naive!
Four! Two!
Three!
Reina, I want you to poop half of that meat bun.
Cute!
The way you look up is cute.
Cute!
You passed!
You were cute!
You passed!
Everyone passed!
By the way, Terry-san, what was your first job at AKB Police?
Didn't you bite me?
Are you okay?
Actually, everyone goes to Akihabara a lot.
There are people who do this in Akihabara.
I want to go there right now!
Shall we go?
Yes!
Miss!
Do a seat belt!
Beyond the age of 18, now the legend is resurrected!
We won't let the bad guys get away!
An endless rebellious period!
Unegishi Minami Police!
With a hot heart, rock on!
From Jakarta to the other side!
Takajo Aki Police!
With big eyes, catch the bad guys!
We'll arrest you!
Babu Babu!
Over Minapolis!
With long limbs, we'll beat you up!
Nyan Nyun Nyan!
J.Reynapolis!
We will protect the rooms in Akihabara!
Sometimes we punch, sometimes we kick, but we have fun!
- Congratulations! - Congratulations!
Now we're in front of Akihabara's theater.
What do you do there?
- This is the theater, right? - Yes, that's right.
- We're doing this today, right? - Yes.
- What are we doing today? - We're doing the "Pajama Drive" performance at the Research Institute Park.
Today is the "Pajama Drive" performance.
Will the "fixed generation" who wear the "future" AKB48 perform?
However, young members are still young.
There may be some young members who are about to retire.
So...
Recently, there are many young members who have just returned to the team.
I want to take care of what's going on as a leader.
- I'll do my best! - I'll do my best!
- Be strict! - Yes, I'll be strict!
- Let's do it! - Let's do it!
- Yes! - Let's do it!
Operation order!
Examine young members who are in their early teens!
Now we're at the theater.
I'd like to expose my private life.
- You're coming from here, right? - That's right.
What are you going to do today?
I heard that many young members of Team 4 are coming today.
I'm not used to being on TV yet, so I'm a little worried about what will happen.
- What will happen? - Won't there be something you like on TV?
- Ah... - If you ask me...
- I don't know. - I don't know.
- It's like you're looking for someone. - Who?
- There's someone you want to see. - There is.
- If you see someone like that, you'll get in big trouble.
- Who is it? - His name is Takashima.
- Takashima? - Takashima?
He's the type of person who doesn't want to miss an opportunity because he wants to be on TV.
- Ah, there is. - There is.
- There is someone you like.
- That means you're usually strict. - That's right.
- He's here! - He's here!
- Who is it? - Who is it?
- Wait a minute! - Wait a minute!
- Who is it? - It's a lunch box store!
- Are you available now? My name is Madoi. - Madoi?
- Madoi!
- Lunch box store! - Lunch box store!
- Who's lunch box is this? - It's a lunch box for our members.
- I'm curious about what members eat for lunch. - What's on today's menu?
- It's a lunch box with red wine and rice. - Wow!
- Can I open it? - Go ahead.
- Wow, what is it like? - It's not always like this.
- Wow! - Wow!
- There's mozzarella in it! - Wow!
- Wow! It's gorgeous even if you can't watch it on TV! - Wow!
- I've decided what I'm going to eat. - What is it?
- What is it?
- There it is! - There it is!
- Aren't you surprised?
- Yes! - Yes!
- Please come this way. - What is it?
- Wow! - Wow!
- There it is! - There it is!
- What is it? - It's aigasa moe.
- The first one to appear is Team 4's aigasa moe!
- Now, it's time for the first question!
- We are the Ministry of Transport's Miniska Police.
- You must be the 13th generation aigasa moe, right? - Yes.
- Aigasa is... - Yes, what is it?
- Tomochi Itano wants you to be his successor.
- She's a very high expectation.
- She wants you to be a fashion leader.
- She's always fashionable and cute. - Cute.
- She's always fashionable and cute. - She's always cute.
- She's always cute and cute.
- Now, moe, could you show me what's in your bag?
- What is it? - What is it?
- There's nothing suspicious, right? - There's nothing suspicious, right?
- What is it? - What is it?
T-shirt.
Huh?
One T-shirt.
Huh?
Two T-shirts.
That T-shirt is cute, too.
Huh?
I'm getting full of energy.
No, you're not.
Why do you have so many?
I'm going to perform soon.
I'm sweating in rehearsal.
I'm sweating.
And...
Fabra.
She's amazing.
I didn't expect her to fold her legs like that.
She's so cute.
Her cell phone is cute, too.
It's shiny.
It's especially true for her.
Let me see your cell phone.
It's a match screen.
Who's on it?
It's Tomochi and Moe's two-shot.
As expected of Takashi.
Let me see.
As expected of Tomochi and Moe.
They're both a strong candidate for Tomochi's successor in dance and fashion.
Moe-san, what are you going to do about the arrest this time?
I'm going to release you for arresting me!
Release me!
You won't catch me?
I won't catch you.
I'm sorry.
Moe-san, release!
The judge is here.
Please come in.
Huh?
Good morning.
Good morning!
The next one is Saho Sakho. She is a college student this year.
What should I do? How old are you now?
I am 18 years old now.
She is a college student.
First of all, can I borrow your bag?
What are you talking about?
Ms. Teri.
Cute.
Isn't it a money bag?
Why?
What are you doing?
Saho, if you bring such a thing...
What is it?
I'm curious.
Can I open it?
Be careful.
What is it?
Be careful.
What is it?
Which one was in Saho's bag?
Let's go!
A.k.a. Miniscopolis!
A suspicious tupperware was found in Saho's bag.
Aki, can you open it?
Tsukudani, what kind of tsukudani is it?
It's mackerel.
Mackerel!?
Are you out of your mind!?
If you have a mackerel tsukudani, you can't do that!
What do you mean!?
Are you going to eat it?
No, I'm not going to eat it!
It's a mackerel, isn't it!?
No, it's not.
Are you going to eat it?
No, I'm not going to eat it.
In any case, rather than eating sweets, eating this is better for your health.
That's right.
It's not bad for your health.
That's right.
My mom said it's good for lunchboxes, so we called it "mackerel".
Mackerel is actually good for you.
Thank you very much!
But it's the first time someone's senior is eating it for me.
Who's going to eat it for me?
Are you going to eat it?
It's good, it's good.
It's better than this.
I feel sorry for you.
Try it.
It's fine.
It's good.
It's sweet and spicy.
My feet got stuck.
But it's good.
And what's inside?
There's a lot of stuff inside.
It's like a wall of food.
What's inside?
It's very home-made.
It's handmade.
It's cute!
Who made this rice ball?
It's my mom.
Your mom?
She made it for me.
She's so kind.
Is your mom beautiful?
But this time,
What?
I don't know about your mom.
Thank you very much!
Well, there seems to be no problem except for Inako.
That's right!
And, Terry-san, Terry-san!
And according to the information,
it's said that you can put in 50 digits of energy.
That's amazing!
Are you confident?
Huh?
Are you confident?
Can I?
Yes you can.
So let's get started!
I'll ask you to say 50 digits!
Go ahead!
3.141592653589793238323832383238333833333...
I know! I know!
I don't know the exact number, so...
Huh?
Do you know, Terry-san?
I don't know!
Okay, that's enough!
We both don't know.
Sakho, yaho, shakuhou!
Next is Yuuri, who Minagishi mentioned earlier as a cautious person.
As expected, he appeared!
This is Takashi! Nice to meet you!
No, I'm not!
You're all so confident!
No, I'm not! I don't get nervous easily!
I'll edit everything and cut it out today!
Do your best, Yuri!
If you leave results, you might be called next time.
I'll leave results, okay?
Good luck!
If it's something good, it doesn't have to be bad!
That's right!
It's a DVD for practice in the park.
It's a pouch.
It's a makeup pouch.
Is it pretty?
It doesn't have to be bad!
It only contains this much.
That's right! It's still young, so you don't use it much.
You said it was young, but it's still young!
That's right!
Here it is!
There's your wallet.
What? What? You can't do that!
Be honest!
Be honest, Kuroko!
Let me open it for you.
No, no, no!
Wait!
Come here, San-chan!
You're pretty old for this.
No, I'm still young!
No, you're old enough for this.
You've been around for a long time.
You don't look like it.
You're old enough for this.
This isn't a big crime, so I won't arrest you!
Yuuri is released!
Next up is Hashimoto Hikari of Team 4! You know the rules now, don't you?
Ah! The bag is dangerous!
No, it's not! This girl is pretty sloppy!
Really?
I can't do it!
I saw it!
The bag is a mess!
It's not like that! Listen to me!
What is this?
It's all men's stuff!
It's because it's cheap!
It's all men's stuff!
There's something else in it!
It's all girls' stuff!
What else?
It's all girls' stuff!
Girls' stuff!
It's all girls' stuff, but it's getting more and more popular.
Hikari is a kid, so she's pretty rude.
I'm not rude!
What's rude about me?
Do you know about Tamao-san?
I've seen you before!
What do you mean?!
Good morning.
Don't open your eyes!
Excuse me.
Good morning.
What is my name?
That's right, um...
I know!
Can you say it?
If you say it, you might win.
It's hot, so you might get heatstroke.
What do you want me to say?
Say it.
Sato-san.
Sato...
She's finally here!
It's Nana-chan!
Nana-chan!
Next up is Team 4's Nana-chan!
Now, show us your bag!
Nana-chan is definitely a young lady.
That's right! She should be dressing up.
She's slender and has a lot of energy.
She's cute.
So she's a pervert.
A pervert.
Let's go! AKB Miniscopolis!
Nana-chan is definitely a young lady.
That's right! She should be dressing up.
A makeup pouch.
I'm curious about it.
I'm curious about it too.
Chanel!
I'm looking forward to what's in your wallet.
Me too!
Where's my wallet?
Your wallet...
You don't have a wallet?
I don't have one.
Why?
It's in here.
How much is it?
Can I ask you something?
Is that all?
No way!
Is it like this?
How much is it?
It's 191 yen.
Did you hide it somewhere?
I didn't hide it!
Did you hide it in your pants?
No, I didn't.
You didn't buy water or anything, did you?
It's okay. Someone will get it for me.
It's a little weird.
How much do you usually have?
I usually have 2,000 yen.
Just by chance?
That surprised me.
According to various people's information, you like touching people's bodies.
I love it.
People's...
Yes, it's people's.
Do you want me to touch you?
Can I?
Okay, I'll touch you.
Touch me.
How do you do it?
It feels good.
I'll give you a score.
A score?
Can you give me a score?
Because you're an old woman?
Yes, I'm a sweet person.
80 points.
Thank you.
Wait a minute.
I don't know the criteria.
I gave it a high rating.
Did you lose weight?
No way.
50 points?
No!
Was it bad?
It was bad.
It felt good when you touched me.
How many points did you usually have?
100 points.
Did you work out?
No, I didn't.
You used to be more chubby.
That's a good thing.
I can't imagine it.
You're touching everyone like this.
How you raise it.
It wasn't that hard.
I gave it about 40 points.
It felt good when you touched me.
Thank you.
How did you give it 100 points?
It felt good when you touched me.
It was elastic.
It was soft.
What are you talking about?
You're asking for something you don't have.
You're a little behind.
What?
You only have 191 points.
That's right.
If you like Ninone, you're a pervert.
Should we arrest you?
Give me your hand.
Thank you.
Naa-chan, arrest!
A.k.a. "Miniska Kenmon" results, two out of five arrested!
Rock-paper-scissors!
It's scheduled for release on December 11th.
The selection of the 34th single has been decided!
The center is Matsui Jurina, who won the rock- paper- scissors competition!
What kind of song will it be? Look forward to it!