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A.K.B. "Kousagi Dojo"!
Today too, "The Idol Song Transparent Human", Season 2!
This week's narration will be done by A.K.B.48 members,
so the narrator, Arishima Moyu will do it!
Dr. Terry's invention of "transparent human cloak"!
If you wear it, you become transparent and you can't be seen from around you.
It's like a dream item!
This time, the people who decided to wear this "transparent human cloak" are
Minegishi Minami, Mishina Miki, and Maeda Mitsuki!
And the "transparent human"'s target is Mrs. Debbie!
From Mrs. Debbie, who is in a rough situation, they go to learn how to survive in the entertainment world, but...
There is a problem that doesn't end there!
Actually, Mrs. Debbie hates A.K.B. so much!
She hates it so much!
What's wrong with you?
That's right! Actually, Mrs. Debbie hates A.K.B.48 so much!
Actually, Mrs. Debbie hates A.K.B.48 so much!
So last time, the girls became "transparent human" and got close to Mrs. Debbie!
They infiltrated the court they built with their own strength!
They did exercise together!
They even skipped Mrs. Debbie's lunch!
So cute!
Amazing!
Don't touch it!
I think I just saw someone.
In this mysterious atmosphere, Kousagi learned a lot of things!
Delicious!
Today's topic is...
By the way, I heard AKB girls are coming, should we change our clothes?
Let's go see!
Let's go! Let's go!
After Mrs. Debbie, there is a costume room!
Wow!
Amazing!
So many hats!
This is like a costume room!
Amazing!
Really?
There are so many different colored bags!
Let's try on a hat!
Which one?
The mysterious one!
Mysterious one...
Don't do it!
Huh?
I think I just saw a hand.
A hand?
Even though you are invisible...
Huh?
Do you have eyes behind you?
Can we see you?
We can't see you.
It's invisible, right?
If you look over there...
I saw it!
This is it!
Wow!
Please put it on!
How will it look like?
Wow!
This is good! It suits you!
It suits me!
It will also be transparent!
Oh, your face is floating in the air!
Huh? What's wrong?
My Venice Mask Dance Festival mask is floating in the air!
Is it exposed?
Oh, oh, oh! It's a different version! It's different!
What? What did you put on?
It's a different version! It's a different version!
This time, another mask is floating in the air! What's wrong with this strange phenomenon?
Is there someone like a magician around here?
Wow!
As expected of you, Miss! Your ad-lib is strong!
But it's not visible!
It's not visible!
It's okay! I'm glad!
As expected of you, Miss! Your ad-lib is perfect, too!
It's sparkling!
Huh? It's like...
All of them...
Wow!
All of them are clothes for parties!
Wow!
Normally, there are things like commuters and oil sands...
But you don't have any of them, do you?
Wow! All of them are amazing!
Wow!
All of them are gorgeous!
Oh, you're looking for something!
Yes!
What are you doing? Look at me!
Minegishi-san, you're more nervous than I thought!
And now, let's find out what Minegishi-san is interested in!
Which one is the most expensive one?
Yes, I'm interested in that one.
I can't tell just by looking at it.
Why don't you say something?
Say something.
Which one is it?
Which one is the most expensive one?
Guess which one it is!
Minegishi-san, what do you think? Is there anything expensive?
I don't know, but it's shining around here.
It's amazing, isn't it?
It's over there.
Are you doing something?
It's shining over here.
Go ahead and say it!
Jewel zone!
It's a jewel zone!
Jewel zone!
I think it's enough.
It's a jewel zone!
Go ahead and say it!
I think it's amazing around here.
It's amazing!
I think it's that one.
A butterfly is flying.
It's shining!
Is it a brooch?
It looks like a brooch.
Huh? It's gone.
Huh?
It's like...
It's cute!
That doesn't matter.
Is it perfume?
Should I smell it?
Smell it.
Huh? How do you smell it?
Push it. Push it.
Huh?
Push it hard.
Huh?
No, it's coming out.
Oh, it smells like perfume. Has anyone touched perfume?
It smells so good.
It's coming out, isn't it?
Oh, it smells good.
Does it smell good?
Yes, it smells good.
So, the three of us...
Which one is the most expensive?
Which one is it?
Which one is the most expensive?
Which one is it?
Ask her.
We think this one is the most expensive, but...
The correct answer is...
Please tell us.
This is the most expensive one of the things we want to put here, but...
This one is even more expensive.
That's right, that's right. You were interested in it, weren't you?
How much is it?
You can buy several of these at auction.
Do you know what "auction" means?
You can buy several of these half-million-yen apartments at auction.
So, it's several billion yen.
It's finally out!
The world's largest diamond!
"Aukrebelis"!
I've never seen an "auk" ring before.
Where did you get it?
New York.
But it doesn't suit me, does it?
Oh, I want you to put it on me.
I want you to put it on me.
Okay, I'll just put it on you.
Can I borrow it for about an hour?
No, you can't.
As expected of a 20-carat diamond!
The girl's dream has come true!
Okay, everyone!
It's about time you go back!
Yes, sir!
The woman returns the ring.
The three go outside, waiting for Terry.
Here it is!
I can't see it.
Take it!
I'm glad you dropped it.
Did you see it?
I finally saw it!
I'm glad you saw it!
How was it?
It smelled good.
Is that all?
I put my finger in it.
I put my finger in it for about 200 million yen.
You brought it with you, didn't you?
It was delicious.
What did you do with it?
The decoration and the food were good,
but it looked like you put in a lot of effort to preserve its beauty.
Thank you.
Your eyes often met.
Did you see it?
I couldn't see it.
This subtle conversation...
Are you following me?
It's Friday.
To be honest, there are too many things.
I know because we're close in age,
but I can't throw things away.
It's okay because they're all expensive,
but if it's that much for commoners, it's like a garbage house.
It's like a garbage house!
You're right!
It's like you're trying to sell it off!
Of course it is.
Now, I'd like to call Terry, who came for the first time.
Terry Takashi is a big fan of A.K.B.
That's right!
You were singing earlier because you were transparent.
I like you today.
That's nice, Miki-chan.
You're positive.
Now, let's take off our transparent coats and formally greet Ms. Terry.
Yes, ma'am.
Yes?
Are you Ms. Terry?
Yes!
I'm Terry and...
We're A.K.B. Potatoes!
Yes, please wait a moment.
Oh, you're not Ms. Terry.
Please wait a moment.
Oh, you're Ms. Potatoes.
Next, an interview with Ms. Terry, who hates A.K.B.
Now, let's formally interview Ms. Terry, who hates A.K.B.
Yes, I think Ms. Terry will come out soon.
I'm looking forward to it.
I'm looking forward to it, too.
Welcome!
It's beautiful!
Thank you for coming!
It's wonderful!
Welcome!
It's amazing!
Look at this again!
Look!
The color is amazing!
This is also...
It's beautiful!
You're wearing pajamas in your house!
It's beautiful!
Look at your chest!
It's sexy!
Thank you for coming today!
Thank you for coming!
Now, let's learn a lot from Ms. Terry, from the entertainment world to life!
Ms. Terry...
Yes?
When you came to the U.S., you came here for the first time, right?
Yes.
I heard that you say you hate A.K.B.
Is there a reason for that?
For me...
My existence...
Um...
I deny it.
Being denied your existence is the most...
You deny your existence?!
Yes!
That's because...
After this, Ms. Terry will say as much as she wants!
That will be revealed in the second half of the program!
A.K.A. "Bunny Dojo"!
I'm Tenka!
I want to be someone who is good at dancing!
"Road of the Dance Idol"!
A document that forms a cool dance unit that is no less than a professional dancer who wants to be better at dancing!
Last time, these five people who said they wanted to participate in this project!
Was she qualified to participate in the project, or was she judged by Akihiko-san, the big name in the Japanese dance world?
In fact, he was in charge of Uza's choreography, which is the most dance-minded in the single market of A.K.A. "B.48"!
Akihiko-san checked the five free dance moves of these five people who don't want to lose to professionals!
Then, these harsh words...
I don't think you can win first place like you're doing now.
I'm learning a lot, and I want to aim higher and higher, so I'm not discouraged at all!
I want to continue!
Even if I'm told not to do it, I'll do it!
Only the passion for dancing allows the members of A.K.A. "Road of the Dance Idol" to do harsh exercises!
Shut up! Shut up!
One, two, three, four! One, two, three, four!
Okay! That's it!
In this way, the members of A.K.A. "Road of the Dance Idol" decided to participate in "Road of the Dance Idol", which Akihiko-san acknowledged his passion for dancing!
From today, Akihiko-san will finally start his dance lesson!
I'm looking forward to it! I'm excited!
First of all, I'll teach you some steps.
It's something you can't do normally, so I'd like you to remember it with dedication.
On this day, Akihiko-san will teach everyone a step called "getting right".
It's an indispensable step for dancing to reach the top!
First of all, you just have to jump normally.
Get on your left foot and release your right foot like this.
And one step over here.
Just like that.
One, two...
The other side, too. One, two...
First of all, starting with the basic steps, they gradually step up.
I'm not sure if I can keep up with them, but I don't have many chances like this, so I hope I can catch up with them today.
The most important thing is to get on the axis and talk.
Right now, everyone's upper body rhythm is stuck, so you always have to breathe out and in.
It's really fun to watch the teacher and do my best. It's tiring, but it's fun.
The level of the steps is more practical. I hope everyone can keep up with me.
Look, you're catching up! Hey! Hey! Hey! Where's your jump? Your jump!
I want to catch up with them. I think I'll definitely be able to do it, so...
I'm like, "Please wait for me for a second."
40 minutes have passed since the lesson began.
I want to get better at dancing! Everyone desperately tries to catch up with Akihiko.
I'm really excited about trying my best to do what I can't do. I think that's my motivation.
Are you okay? Do you have any energy left? Yes.
First Contact has focused me on this part, so I think I have the potential to get better.
I think so, too.
One, two... Can you pull me up?
One, two... Can you pull me up? Yes, yes, yes.
Can you do it?
It's a lot of fun, but...
I'm not good at it, and I feel bad about it.
I can't give up. I have to do it.
Even when I'm not an idol anymore,
I want to be able to say "dance" when I'm left with nothing.
That's how much I want to work hard.
An hour and a half since the lesson started.
It seems like she's grasped today's challenge step, "getting right".
Will you practice with me?
Yes!
Good.
Really?
I think it's good.
I want to teach you various things for now.
I think it's good if you can do it as high quality as "are they really idols?"
Let's take a look one by one.
So, each of you will check the results of today's lesson one by one.
This is the dance level of SKE48 members before the lesson.
Ishida-san seems to be in the lead, but will there be a change in this lesson check?
If everything is bad, it's okay if everything is bad. I don't want to lose in front of everyone.
Please look forward to the next episode of "Road of the Dance Idol"!
Interview with a derby woman who hates AKB!
She came here to learn various things, but it's the beginning of a chaotic interview!
I heard that you say that you hate AKB. Is there a reason for that?
I deny their existence.
Denying their existence is the most...
That's because of your childish songs and dances.
You make Japanese young people and men very childish and childish.
I think it's very unpleasant.
You don't have an origin!
You say it's unpleasant because it's an AKB band!
You guys look a little young, but you're 23 and 25 years old.
Just kidding!
I really wanted to meet you.
You know this girl?
Yes, I did. I heard her voice on TV and I knew it was her.
Are you sure about that?
I'm glad you got some information about this show.
I thought you guys came here because you didn't like me.
I think you would have done the same thing as me.
She is only 14 years old.
Some people in the same age group as AKB have seen this kind of dress before.
They are both 14 years old.
But girls who are over 20 years old wear clothes like girls of 13 years old wear and say "I wanted to meet you so much".
You look like that person.
Demi-san, how old are you now?
I'm 73 years old.
How do you like it?
I can't see it.
This is a big house.
It must be hard for you to clean this house alone, right?
It's hard for me to clean this house.
Aren't there too many things?
Yes, there are.
There are too many things.
So I want to build a bigger house.
I like going to auctions.
I like painting, art and jewelry.
So I don't have a place to put it.
The third floor hallway is full of paintings.
That's right.
When I went upstairs, I was like "Hey, can you look for it for me?"
I haven't gone upstairs yet.
You haven't gone upstairs yet?
Is there anything you can get for me?
No.
Is there anything you can get for me?
I'm sure you have a lot of memories.
You have a lot of computer memories.
Demi-san, I know you're rich, but you're stingy.
Demi-san, you were told that you were beautiful when you were young, right?
Yes, I think it's because of my beautiful skin.
Did you get told by men in Europe at that time?
Yes, I did.
Who told you that?
There's a picture in the back.
A man named Sabran Koschak.
He was gay for seven years.
Is that so?
Before that, he was a banker in Spain for three years.
Three years!
You should have done something!
You were gay and you thought you were a powerful president!
I was gay after I died!
Don't rush me!
Did you have a good life with him?
Yes, I had a good life in Paris.
Did you party every day?
Yes, we had social gatherings every day.
It was like work.
Lunch, cocktail, reception, dinner...
That's how it was.
On weekends, we went to a race track in Ronchon.
In autumn...
...on weekends, we went hunting.
In summer, we went to Monte Carlo.
In winter, we went to a ski resort called San Moritz.
Do you know what I'm saying?
I think I know what you're saying.
Is that why you had masks?
Yes, we had a virtual dance party and a mask dance party.
There are a lot of photos over there.
There's one over there, too.
There was one over there, too.
I want to go to Seven-Eleven or something like that.
I want to go home and eat oden or something like that.
It's like a fairy tale world.
There's a picture of a fairy tale world over there. Look.
How is it? It's not a place you can't see, is it?
It was beautiful, but it's still beautiful.
That's amazing.
It's very beautiful.
Is there a secret?
It's still exciting and nervous.
Do you do photoshoots every day?
That's right.
When I wake up in the morning, I pat my face like this.
And I do a little stretch.
And I'm very careful about my meals.
Did you eat tofu or something like that?
Why do you know that?
No, I don't know if tofu is good for you.
I see.
My grandchildren are kind.
They're the origin of it.
Say it again.
Beans.
Sesame.
Seaweed.
Vegetables.
Fish.
Shiitake mushrooms.
Potatoes.
Wow, I didn't know that.
How are you two doing?
Are you healthy?
No, but I love salad.
Salad?
Yes.
Why?
I love greasy food.
Greasy food?
Yes.
What greasy food do you like to eat?
Menchi-katsu next to the convenience store.
Next to the TV.
Can you go to the convenience store?
Well, once every four months or once a year.
I don't go at all when I'm not sick.
Do you dress like that when you go to the convenience store?
Of course not!
This part is amazing, isn't it?
It's normal to say, "It's okay, let's take it easy for a few years."
I still say selfish things and want more things.
I have an even bigger desire.
I don't like to think that I'm old when I don't feel like challenging myself.
After this, the last message from a young woman forever!
♪ Oh, fortune cookie, fortune ♪
♪ Let's make it better than today ♪
♪ Hey, hey, hey ♪
Well then, thank you.
Yes.
If you do it, it will happen. If you don't do it, nothing will.
Hmm...