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A.K.B. Rabbit Dojo!
Today is "The Idol-like Invisible Man" Kintaro Final!
This week's narration is brought to you by Suzuki Shihori of Team K.
In the last Rabbit Dojo, Terry said something like this...
"Invisible Man" is something I came up with!
It's this!
What? This?
It's really cheap!
Terry-san came up with this "Invisible Man" cloak!
If you wear this, you won't be able to see anything from people around you!
If you put it on...
One, two...
It's on!
Yes, it's on!
Huh? Where's Mii-chan?!
Where's Mii-chan?!
It's here!
Where's Mii-chan?!
Okay, everyone!
Where's Mii-chan?!
Mii-chan?!
Are you sitting down?!
And with that, "Invisible Man" has begun!
This project aims to increase idol power!
This year's target is Kintaro-san, who is this year's No. 1 break entertainer!
The birthplace of impersonation entertainers!
He became champion at "Sokkuri-yakata" and "Kisara's Impersonation Contest" and has been a big break entertainer for only one year since his debut!
Even now, when he has become a popular entertainer, he still stands on this stage four times a month!
He's great!
Kintaro-san is scheduled to appear in "Impersonation Show" again this day, so let's sneak into the dressing room and learn a lot!
I'm coming!
There she is!
Oh, the mood's started!
What's going on?
Is there a ghost?
No, no, is there a ghost?
No, no, I'm scared.
This is weird!
What is it? What is it?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared!
They call it "flying get"?
I've never seen it before.
Which one do you want?
Mascara?
Waterproof?
Normal type?
Flying get?
Oh, this is it!
Don't be scared!
It's a pretty natural pink.
Huh?
Oh, no!
I messed up! I messed up! I messed up!
Oh, no! What are you doing?!
Oh, you put on fake eyelashes!
Your face...
Your face looks good!
Your face...
It doesn't look like you at all.
Isn't this a broadcast error?!
It doesn't look like you at all.
Even after all this, we couldn't see you at all!
Oh, no!
But maybe we overdid it...
Okay, you three, go back!
Oh, no! There's a ghost in here!
There's a ghost in here!
I'm scared!
Oh, it's here! It's here! It's here!
We finally saw you!
Did you see me?
How was it?
We didn't notice you at all!
You're amazing!
You too!
There's 20 minutes left until the show.
From now on, we'll monitor Kintaro-san before his turn.
Oh, you know...
You're very focused.
Okay!
Let's do our best!
It's okay!
It looks like me!
Look!
There's no line like this!
You look like Acchan!
You look like me!
Cute smile!
It looks like you!
Let's do our best!
Today, too...
FIRE!
She's concentrating on her work.
She's working hard.
Look!
She's wearing a tie.
She looks like a company employee.
She's like a company employee.
She's smiling!
She's wearing a tie.
She's beautiful!
I'm used to it now.
Does she wear a wig?
Did you forget something?
Something nice.
I found it!
This is it!
What is it?
Stockings! High stockings!
Is there something like this?
Yes, there is.
The socks go down.
The socks and the stockings go together?
This is cheating!
If you dance too hard, the socks will go down.
Can I look at this?
This is rude!
This is hot!
It's a mosaic!
I do this a lot, but...
When I wear it...
It's a mosaic!
I might have gained weight.
Is it a lie?
This is too funny!
This is barely sexy.
This is the limit of sexy.
I have to wear black pants to look sexy.
Are you wearing black pants?
Yes, I am.
For men, this is like "transparent human".
Isn't it like an Australian romance?
But I think it's a little too much.
Actually, I don't think like that.
Isn't it like this?
For all of you who watch AKB, this is like this.
Because we are human.
I'm done changing.
You're done.
After this, she will wear this wig and transform into Maeda-san.
This is it.
It's Kintaro-san.
I knew it!
Like this, Kintaro-san's stage preparation is complete.
I'm going to Maeda-san...
This is the first time this year that Drake and Kintaro are still taking care of this shop in Shinjuku.
This time, it's not "transparent human".
It's "kitty picture".
Is it okay?
I see.
Can you come here for a second?
Okay.
This time, it's not "transparent human".
As AKB48, we are going to Kintaro-san.
Let's hear the true feelings of the number one break entertainer.
Good morning.
I'm AKB48.
Today, we came to talk with the number one entertainer, Kintaro, who broke his record this year.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
So, from now on, it's an emergency conversation with Kintaro.
Please enjoy it.
Yes.
It's my first time coming to a place like this.
For you, Kintaro, is this the starting point?
That's right. I was raised here.
At first, I was just imitating what I saw on YouTube.
I was talking like this in front of customers.
Is it the same thing?
Thank you, everyone.
I said, "Thank you, Mariko."
They laughed a lot.
From there, I learned various things.
Mii-chan, listen carefully.
From there, I learned various things.
I see.
From there, I learned various things.
So, you actually listen to the live voice in a place like this before you do it on TV.
That's right.
I listen to the customers' live voices and see which parts are interesting and which parts are not.
They come back right away, don't they?
That's right.
This is a good part of it.
There are parts that are similar to AKB's plays.
Yes, there are.
The live performances of idols are similar, too.
There is a starting point.
I'm really grateful to you for living in a place called "home".
So, I want to stay here as long as I can.
Even if you're busy, it makes sense to stay here.
I think it's natural.
You're like an idol you can go see.
Yes, I'm like an entertainer you can go see.
I said it on stage.
I'm an entertainer you can go see.
The starting point of comedy live performances and AKB48 performances is the same.
In fact, we may be similar to each other.
I think it's a coincidence, but look at this.
It's the same as your tie.
Oh, you're right!
It's the same.
You're right.
You've changed your mind.
I bought this at Okadaya.
Okadaya?
It's a jewelry store in Japan.
It's getting less and less popular.
It's getting popular.
That's right.
I heard rumors that you're wearing something like a storybook.
Can you show me?
Is it a storybook?
I don't have much chance to see it.
You're good at it.
Which one is a storybook?
For those of you who haven't seen it, it's a rumor for the first time.
Can we see it?
It's really open, is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Wow, it's amazing.
Can we see it and read it?
She's really a scholar.
She's the type of person who's relieved when reading.
Don't you guys write about it?
Well, we do write about where we stand, but we don't write about our reflections.
Flying Ghetto Fortune Teller, Born...
What?
What is this?
This is...
It was on a TV show, and people thought it was a storybook.
What should we do about it?
Which one is it?
Flying Ghetto?
Okay, I got it!
Flying Ghetto!
Today it's mandarin!
Wow!
It's the first time I've heard of it!
It's the first time you've heard of it?
I've never heard of it!
Are you happy about it?
Since they don't have much time left until the show, "emergency teller" ends here!
How was it so far?
Did you learn anything?
There were so many things!
I was able to see Kintaro-san's true self up close.
I'm glad we were able to film all day today.
There's still a lot of time left until "emergency teller"!
He was such a nice person, so I feel like I did something mischievous.
You went too far, so they don't know!
That's right!
They don't know!
What do you think about "emergency teller"?
It started here, and I have my own home.
Even if we get busy, we want to be able to come out here as much as we can.
There's something that connects us.
I want to see that on the next stage as well.
Now!
It starts now!
Actually, there are a few accidents that happen on the stage that Kintaro performs on.
We'll see how you can deal with those accidents!
I'll learn a lot!
That's right!
Kintaro is alone!
He's talking!
Let's see what happens!
Let's go!
After this, Terry will perform on stage and create various accidents!
Will Kintaro be able to overcome them?
Finally, the stage will open.
Hello, everyone! Welcome!
Thank you for coming!
Wow, wow, wow!
Today, I'm having a hard time with my bad life.
Thank you for coming.
My name is Torajiro, and I'm your host for today.
Torajiro!
Thank you!
Torajiro!
Thank you!
The impersonation show has finally begun!
What kind of happenings will Terry-san create next?
Turn off the lights!
The lights are off!
What will happen next?
A.K.A. "Giant Dojo"!
"The Invisible Man With Idol Ability"!
First of all, today's top batter...
I did it!
From America...
That Japanese major league player...
Who is it?
We hope you're pleased.
Number 31...
Ichiro Suzuki!
It's a real combo!
It's amazing!
It's a real combo!
I've been wanting to do this for a long time!
It's a real combo!
The impersonation show started with a high-level impersonation.
Everyone is surprised!
And now, it's finally coming out!
Next up is...
Former AKB48 member...
This person!
AKB48!
Aki-chan!
[Applause and cheers from the audience]
Thank you.
The stage is filled with excitement, but after this, Kintaro's microphone is turned off.
How will this happening be overcome?
Thank you so much.
Hello, everyone.
I am...
It's been a while.
Ekemi Poteto has graduated!
Every summer...
I will impersonate...
Kintaro!
[Applause and cheers from the audience]
Um... I can't hear the microphone, but I won't lose!
Can you go up?
It's here!
Hello!
Oh, my voice is so small!
Hello!
Well done!
Please return the microphone.
For those of you who are watching me live for the first time today...
Oh, you're back!
Thank you!
First of all, thank you for watching me live!
For those of you who are watching me live for the first time today...
Please give me a round of applause!
Thank you!
The other day, I went to AKB48's general election.
Really?!
Oh, you did?
Is there anyone here who wants to see me live?
What?!
Are you serious?!
I've never been hit by my parents...
I'm sure there are some of you who haven't seen me live.
So, today, I'm going to do it in a special way...
I'm going to do it in a special way...
Since the lights are out...
I'm going to do an impersonation of Mayu Watanabe, who doesn't look like her at all.
She does look like her, doesn't she?
It's an impersonation of Mayu Watanabe.
Everyone looks like Mayu Watanabe.
You do look like her!
Please put that back!
The reason for that is...
She doesn't look like her at all.
She looks like her at all.
So, I'm going to do an impersonation of Mayu Watanabe.
8th place is...
Kojima!
Handa!
Well, in the middle of the showdown, I was told I was in 20th place, and I honestly thought I was in 20th place...
Turn off the lights!
But there was a fan who was at my pace like me...
The lights are out!
Thank you very much!
That's amazing! That's amazing!
That's amazing!
7th place is...
Takahashi Minami!
Um...
To be honest, I thought I would be in 2nd place this year...
But I don't want anyone else to be in 2nd place...
She's happy!
That's amazing!
You can't be happy!
There's something I want to say...
Someone has to win!
Thank you very much!
And...
6th place is...
Mitsuuwa Yasko!
I don't like it...
I don't know if I'm happy or not...
I don't like it...
No! She's doing something bad!
She's doing something bad in the dark!
Stop it, Akimoto-san!
Stop it, Akimoto-san! Stop it!
Stop it, Akimoto-san! Stop it, Akimoto-san!
She's cute!
She's doing something bad in the dark!
She's doing something good in the dark!
I was surprised!
She's not dangerous anymore!
She's doing something bad in the dark!
She's having fun!
Stop it, Akimoto-san!
Even after that, Kintaro-san uses the situation to make people laugh!
It's really educational!
Stop it, Akimoto-san!
But from now on, the show will suddenly change!
When I'm doing it alone, I get anxious!
That's why I'm going to call for help!
Mii-chan! Mii-chan!
After this, the fake and the real will co-star?!
A.K.A. "Koseki Dojo"!
Mii-chan! Mii-chan!
Mii-chan!
Suddenly, Kaoru Yahata, who is well-known for his mimicking of Mii-chan, appeared.
I have to go!
Munegishi-san put his hand on a transparent human cloak.
We always fight over who is evil.
That's right!
If you think I'm cuter, please give me a round of applause!
Ah! Mii-chan! What are you going to do?
I think Munegishi-san is cuter!
Applause!
Hey! Wait a minute!
Excuse me!
Mii-chan, you don't look like her!
You know, you don't look like her at all!
What? What?
Can you hear me?
Mii-chan, you sound like her today!
I think I'm cuter!
Huh?
Munegishi-san...
She went berserk.
Mii-chan, you don't sound like her at all!
You know, I...
You don't sound like her at all.
People always say I only look like her.
People say I don't sound like her at all.
So I've been practicing.
Wow! You sound like her at all!
I've been practicing.
You sound like her at all.
What should I do?
You know...
Kintaro's voice sounds like mine.
Wow!
I like it!
You two look alike and you sound like her.
I can't stand it!
Yeah, it's my era now.
What?
You sound like her at all!
You've been practicing a lot, haven't you?
I've been practicing.
I've been thinking about improving my voice quality, but...
I want to hear it.
I'm going to show you my daily training.
Then I want to hear your self-introduction.
Yeah.
I'm not sure if it's always like this, but I hope you like it.
It's a great collaboration.
I'm Minami Minegishi, a semi-aircraft plane that flies all year round.
Nice to meet you.
I'm so happy.
That's great.
Wait a minute.
When did you tell me how to practice?
I've seen enough videos to rub it.
You've seen the video?
It's not a music video, it's a video.
That's right.
I can't give up.
But it's hot, isn't it? For summer.
Can I take it off today?
Can I?
I'll take it off.
One, two...
Yes!
You're growing hair at the same speed as you.
That's right.
We'll grow together.
You're called a miracle woman.
You look like her today.
Sing "I Missed You".
One, two...
I missed you, I missed you, I missed you, yeah!
To you...
That's great!
Thank you!
You're good at singing, too!
That's great!
Minegishi, you can come back.
That's right.
You're mischievous!
One, two, three, four!
After this, everyone will come out and let's dancing!
AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour!
There are still things you have to do!
Tickets are on sale!
For more information, check out the official AKB48 website!
AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour!
For more information, check out the official AKB48 website!
AKB48 2013 Summer Dome Tour! For more information, check out the official AKB48 website!
Thank you for watching.
Flying Jet!