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A.K.A.B. Kouseki Dojo!
Today we have "the" idol group, "transparent human"!
This time, these "kouseki" will transform into "transparent human"!
Ah! They disappeared!
And...
transparent human
Hearing about "transparent human", they enter the stage of that famous celebrity during the daybreak!
Turn off the lights!
They look like me!
I hate electricity!
They will learn "emergency breakthrough ability" to overcome various happenings!
Wait, what does that mean?
This week's narration is brought to you by Team B's Miyu Takeuchi!
Everyone, please follow us!
Is everyone doing well?
Yes, we're doing well!
Ah, I see!
Yes!
Minami-shi!
Yes!
How did it feel to be nominated for 18th place?
Thank you for giving me this honor.
I feel much better now.
Right?
Yes!
It didn't go down unexpectedly!
That's right...
Takeuchi-no-okare-no-ka-no-te-moe!
And Matsui!
Yes!
What about you, Matsui?
For me, it felt like I barely made it to 60th place.
You barely made it!
You still have time!
Yes!
You still have time to stand up!
Will it work?
It will!
It's been 4 years in a row!
What is the reason?
Well, I think this character is bad.
That's not true!
It's a time when Sashiko is number one!
To be honest, I don't know which character is good!
Today, I don't care about that!
I can't think of a transparent human cloak!
Is that what you mean?
I don't know either!
To be honest!
You don't know?
Everyone is half-hearted!
What did you say at the meeting?
That's not funny!
I've had enough of that!
So it may be digestible by pilot!
But let's do it!
Let's do it!
So...
This is it!
Yes!
A transparent human cloak developed by Dr. Terry!
If you wear this, you won't be seen by others!
You won't!
With this?
It's very digestible!
Don't say stupid things!
With this, it's impossible!
Actually, I have everything, but...
The producer said that there is no budget!
I'm sad!
Look at me!
Maybe...
So...
Hey, Mirei!
Yes!
If you wear this, you can go out with men!
I don't know at all!
I see!
I can go anywhere!
I'm not afraid of taking pictures anymore!
Do something about it!
For now, let's put on the transparent human cloak!
First, Ms. Minigishi!
Here we go!
One, two...
Wait a minute...
Yes, I've put it on!
Wow!
What?
Where's Mii-chan?!
She's here!
Where?!
Where's Mii-chan?!
Okay, everyone!
I don't know!
Mii-chan?!
Can you hear me?!
Where's Mii-chan?!
I'm fine!
Mii-chan?!
Don't write my channel name!
Mii-chan?!
I'm here!
Mii-chan?!
Where's Mii-chan?!
I don't know at all!
Here!
I don't know at all!
I didn't know you were here!
Wasn't that a huge success?!
I didn't notice at all!
I didn't know at all!
Now that you know the ability of a transparent human cloak,
what are you going to do this time?
I don't know at all!
Today, I'd like you all to learn
how you can become transparent humans
from this person!
Who is it?
Look!
Kintaro!
That's right!
Kintaro-san is currently on his biggest break!
Today, this Kintaro-san is a transparent human's target!
With a bun and one hand, let's go to Kintaro-san!
Kintaro-san is going to appear in an impersonation show
at Sokkuri-san Pub in Shinjuku.
First, a transparent human will infiltrate the dressing room!
Let's learn Kintaro-san's professionalism!
Look at this!
Kisara Sokkuri Yakata!
It's amazing! There are so many of you!
Kintaro became champion because of this!
Kisara Sokkuri Yakata, who has been appearing for a long time.
Kintaro won his first Grand Prix last year in a competition to decide who he would impersonate.
Even now, when he is popular for his tea time, he is on this stage four times a month.
In order to welcome such Kintaro-san, he sneaked into a shop in front of a store!
Oh, it hasn't been opened yet.
It's spacious!
It's like a theater.
It's spacious!
Hey, look at this!
It's like a wall hanging picture!
It's like an AKB theater.
It's like one, isn't it?
It's amazing!
Look at this!
He is the champion of his first Grand Prix impersonation.
Look at this!
It's gorgeous!
Kintaro will be coming from now on, so he will be hiding.
This is a place for him to hide.
Let's hide Kintaro-san who is about to go to work and monitor him!
This is built from quite various angles.
It's amazing!
Was your budget okay?
My budget was bad, so I spent it.
That's why it's like this.
It's like this.
It's a very tough situation.
In advance, four hidden cameras are installed in the store.
With this, Kintaro-san's movements will be completely smoothed out.
We may be able to see his unexpected face!
It's dangerous.
Kintaro is about to eat. It looks like it.
Who is he coming with?
Isn't it obvious that Kintaro is walking?
But if he's barefaced...
Maybe he's barefaced.
Maybe you can't tell if he's barefaced?
He's coming!
It's true!
He's walking normally.
He looks like a housewife.
But isn't he quite fashionable?
He's coming back.
I'm going to eat.
This is the eighth floor.
We were up there earlier.
We were up there earlier, too.
We were surprised.
This is bad.
He's coming up.
Okay.
He's coming up.
This is the eighth floor.
This is amazing. It's the eighth floor.
He's coming up.
He's hiding.
Be quiet.
And then...
He's coming down.
He's coming in.
He's in.
He's coming in.
Okay!
Now...
Finally...
This invisible man...
His cloak...
Will come in handy.
One, two...
I have no idea!
I have no idea where he is!
I'm going.
Did you just say you saw him?
I didn't see him.
I'm going.
I have no idea.
Kintaro doesn't know anything.
He's alone in the dressing room.
He's taking care of his skin.
Transparent human rabbits, learn about the private life of popular entertainers!
Don't let anyone know!
Transparent human rabbits, learn about the private life of popular entertainers!
Please look at me. Look at me.
I'm looking at you.
Can you really see me?
Can you really not see me?
Come closer.
You're close.
Your skin is so beautiful.
I'm a pianist.
They can't see you at all, but they look at you from a close distance.
Huh?
Huh? I can't see you.
Why?
Run, run, run.
What are you doing?
I can't see you.
Huh?
What is this?
Huh?
They can't see you.
They can't see me.
Wow.
Huh?
This is weird.
What is it?
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
What is it?
Huh?
I'm scared.
What is it?
I'm scared.
Are you okay?
I'm scared.
Okay, today...
I'll do my best.
Wow.
Huh?
I'll do my best today.
I'm telling you.
It's morning!
Hey, hey, hey.
There's a lot of stuff.
Huh?
Find something on the desk.
What is it?
Huh?
There's something all over the desk.
Is it a joke book?
Huh?
It says something.
What does it say?
I fell asleep, but it was my first prank.
I was happy.
I'll put it in my pocket.
This one, this one, this one.
There's no blind bag.
Flying Get-Uranai.
I've never seen it before.
What's Flying Get-Uranai?
Flying Get-Uranai?
Which mascara should we use?
Let's decide with Flying Get-Uranai.
It's decided with Flying Get-Uranai.
Kintaro-san was wondering which mascara to use.
It's decided with Flying Get-Uranai.
Which one should we use?
Mascara?
Motorproof one?
Normal one?
Mascara.
Flying Get-Uranai.
This one. Fever.
Fever.
Which one?
Fever.
Fever is Flying Get-Uranai.
It's a motorproof one.
It's great.
It's really good.
What's written here?
Wait, hold it up for me.
This show is fun.
It's been pretty successful this far.
Banana Repertoire.
Momocro and Lady Gaga I've never seen those.
Can you do it?
I want to see Lady Gaga.
Lady Gaga...
Can you do it?
Lady Gaga...
Are you doing it or not?
I'm doing it.
Can you hear me?
I'm an AKB rival.
Can you hear me?
I'm a real man.
Can you hear me?
She is doing it.
I'm cute.
Magic?
You're cute and you're trying to protect yourself.
Actually, Michael Jackson left this in front of the mirror.
Michaelism.
AKB CD.
What's that?
AKB's album.
AKB's album?
Yes.
Oh, that's right. It's a sign.
It's the same.
With Tony Taylor?
Let me write you a sign.
You bought me a CD.
It says "rental".
Your notebook!
He tore one of your notebooks.
One of them?
You're terrible!
You tore someone's notebook.
Let me write you a song.
She's been singing for a while now.
You're practicing singing.
I'm happy.
As expected of you, Kenta.
You're going up on stage now.
You're making up things.
You're getting excited.
You're taking photos.
There's more?
I'm a little curious.
I knew it. They look alike.
They look alike.
You guys are here!
You look alike.
You don't look alike at all!
You don't look alike at all.
You guys are in the way of the camera!
You're transparent but you're in the way!
I'm glad I was born with a similar face.
There's a page called "Acchan".
There's a line she writes but she always does it.
And at the end it says "punk pie".
Punk pie?
What is this? Maeda-san is watching, right?
What is this?
Is she going to do it for me?
Maeda-san is watching, so maybe she'll do it for you.
Maybe she's imitating Acchan right now.
Let's do it, Acchan.
Of course!
I don't think you can hate me in there!
I have a request for you all!
Even if you don't hate me!
Punk pie! Punk pie!
Is she going to do it for me?
They're both doing it.
There's an image training with Acchan's picture.
Isn't it about time?
Is she going to make a phone call?
What is she doing at this hour?
Doesn't she have a boyfriend?
She was doing it in the news.
Doesn't she make a phone call?
Let's follow her
She said she's going to Sentoh
I'm going to get some souvenirs
Kawaguchi park! She's calling Kawaguchi park!
Her phone number is displayed
Zero nine zero
Her national number is displayed below!
Zero nine zero
There's no way she can use it
She's calling
Idiot!
Wait a minute!
To her boyfriend
What's wrong?
She's calling
Her face!
She looks happy!
Hello?
What are you doing?
Are you in the bath now?
Were you thinking about me?
Really?
I was wondering if you were thinking about me
I was wondering if you could buy me some souvenirs
Let's see...
What would you like?
Manjuu (dumplings)
Where are you in the hot spring now?
Fumaguri (diving)
Funabori (diving)
Funabori is...
Funabori is a healthy land!
Is she going to confess her love?
She's going to confess her love
Maybe she'll call you and kiss you?
Call you and kiss you?
I see...
I'm lonely...
Can you call me and kiss me?
Call you and kiss me?
Yes
Then...
Let's do it together
Together
Let's go!
One, two...
Kiss!
Cute!
Are you late?
Mine was faster!
I didn't know there was such a play!
Yeah...
Bye-bye!
I love you!
Bye-bye!
This is a big scoop!
The back of a transparent human!
Kintaro's private life is revealed one after another by transparent humans!
After this, it escalates more and more!
A.K.A. "Beetle Dojo"!
How does a transparent human transform into -3°C with make-up on stage?
She's putting on make-up!
Is there a ghost?
Is there a ghost?!
No, no... Is there a ghost?!
I don't like this... I'm scared...
I have a bad feeling about this...
Is there a ghost?
I don't like this!
Is there a ghost?!
Have you seen "Royal Dungeon"?
I'm scared!
It's about time for me to put on make-up.
If you don't put on make-up, you'll be late for the stage!
I'll do it!
It's a pretty natural make-up!
I made a mistake! I made a mistake!
What are you girls doing?
Matsuri, what do you think of people's make-up?
It doesn't look like Maeda-san at all!
It doesn't look like Maeda-san at all?
It doesn't look like Maeda-san at all!
But, her skin is really pretty!
Her skin is pretty!
Here, it seems like Minegishi-san discovered something again!
Minegishi, what's wrong?
It's Acchan's single!
Oh, you have Acchan's single! That's great!
And you?
It's Acchan!
Acchan? That's great, Chaito!
Acchan is in danger, but I'm also in danger!
I love you!
That's great, as expected!
It's Acchan's single!
You'll probably lose it at a game!
Wow!
What's this album?
It's AKB's documentary movie!
Oh, this is a rental!
Isn't this a rental album?
Yes, it is!
It also has stuff that isn't related to it.
Like what?
It also has things like movies you just want to see!
It's Angelina Joy's lineage!
Oh, Angelina Joy's! That's interesting!
Angelina Joy's doing it! Angelina Joy's doing it!
Angelina Joy's doing it!
I'm doing my make up.
If you want it live, just follow me, okay?
I take off the boobies.
Her make up is not progressing at all!
Oh no, we don't have much time.
We don't have much time.
You're doing your make up so fast.
You're eating more.
You're assisting me.
Isn't it weird?
Whatever.
What are you helping me with?
That's right.
Let's do it at the same time.
What?
I don't know.
What are you doing?
You're not wrong.
Oh my god.
You've made it realistic, haven't you?
It's okay.
I thought you're in a hurry.
But your clothes...
Oh!
You look like an old man.
It doesn't change if you change clothes.
What's going on now?
I'm putting on fake eyelashes so that you can see my real eyelashes better.
Fake eyelashes are important.
I like it when girls put it on me.
But girls... Oh, you put it on me!
You have a nice face!
Isn't it too thin?
It's not you at all.
Isn't it you at all?
You put it on me in a dirty way.
Look at the face around your mouth.
You have a pretty high-level face.
I'm dying.
I'm really dying.
What?
It's dirty.
But you look cute.
You have drooping eyes.
You have a long cheek.
And you have a pointed eye.
You have a pointed eye.
And you have a pointed eye.
But you don't look like me.
We look alike!
You have a cute smile.
Okay, you three, go back!
No! There's a ghost here!
There's a ghost here! I'm scared!
And...
After this, it's finally Kintaro's impersonation show!
AKB48 2013 Summer Tour
There are still things you have to do!
Tickets are on sale!
For more information, check out AKB48's official website!
AKB48 2013 Summer Tour
Let's do it. One, two...
Huh? Who is this person?
Next week, finally the impersonation show will start.
Turn off the lights, please!
The lights are off!
How will the entertainer Kintaro handle each and every happening?
Lastly, everyone will join in and make a fuss!
Don't you want to see it, everyone?
Flying Jet!