AISubs v3.5
Here we go! One, two...
Kousagi Dojo!
Isn't it amazing how excited they are compared to last week?
It's a big difference, isn't it?
From the opening, the kousagi are less excited.
Why is that?
In fact, in the last dojo,
in order to acquire the ability to survive outside of the dojo,
a specialist in scary stories,
under the guidance of B.B. Gorou,
they challenged themselves to tell stories about stairs.
They mastered the Japanese art of telling stories about their own experiences.
And...
Stairs story.
Actually...
This is where it gets serious.
I can't wait until summer.
Under the kimo river...
Around this temple...
There's a kousagi test course I set up!
No way!
Everyone there...
You have to show your idol power.
Oh, right!
Make sure you pay for it.
What?
What is it?
It's definitely not scary anymore.
I really don't like it.
And so, this week...
Around this temple...
A really scary kousagi test course will be held!
Grandma, don't do anything!
Screaming after screaming!
I can't wait until summer!
Next, an idol power kimo test course!
This week's narration will be done by Team B.
Everyone, don't get carried away!
A.K.B. Kousagi Dojo!
We won't wait until summer!
A.K.B. Kousagi Dojo!
Here's your payment.
Thank you very much!
The payment went well, and the sun started to set.
It's getting dark little by little.
The real "kimo no meshi" is about to begin.
Just ahead of us is the "kimo no meshi" course produced by Terry.
It's so cute!
I'd like to have B.B. Goro-san explain the course and rules.
This grave in front of you...
We'll walk this grave little by little.
Little by little...
Here's the route of "kimo no meshi".
We'll start in front of the temple and climb up the grave.
From there, we'll pass through the field and aim for the tree.
From there, we'll pass through the temple and worship the grave of "kousagi dojo".
We'll put the money in the donation box and that's it!
Also, we have an important message from Terry.
Please take a look at this.
Ah, that's right.
I forgot to say something.
As an idol, there are things you have to protect no matter what situation you're in.
There are three of them.
First of them, your reactions are cute.
Even if you're in any kind of trouble, you have to smile.
And...
Trouble?
If you're in any kind of trouble, you have to help.
That's not possible!
I can't help like this!
"kimo ni meiji te kimo da neshi"...
How is it?
You can't say "gai" like that!
It's definitely not "gai", right?
I see.
Irene's orders are these three.
Certainly, all of them are essential elements for idols, but...
Can Kimodameshi team protect themselves?
Before we start...
It's a little...
Can you do it alone?
Just you two?
The first one to go is...
There is still this brightness...
The first one to go!
Yes, yes, yes!
Ayanin?
Ayanin is not good!
In the order of Kimodameshi...
The little rabbits who quarrel with each other!
If you do that, it will get darker and darker!
I've been through a lot, but...
That's right!
That's enough!
As a result of a lot of quarrels...
The top batter is...
Tano and Juri's similar pairs!
The second pair is...
Marina and Aya's close pairs!
The last pair is...
Ayanin and Juri's older sisters' pairs!
So, Tano and Juri's pairs...
Yes!
Are you ready?
We're ready!
It's getting darker and darker!
The moment the sun sets...
It's pitch black!
From now on, please enjoy it with security cameras!
So, Tano and Juri...
Good luck!
Go for it!
I'll go!
Go for it!
I think it's this way...
Wait!
What are you doing?!
Wait!
From the beginning, there's a lot of commotion!
I'll say this to everyone in front of the TV...
There's nothing we can do until we get out of the grave!
I'm scared!
I'm really scared!
I'm fine
Wait, isn't this weird?
It's really weird!
There's nothing behind me!
Finally, we got out of the grave and came to the field.
Then...
There's something!
It's pulling my hand!
No, no, no, no, no, no!
No! I mean it!
There's a hydraulic test device and a donkey!
Where are you going?!
It's pulling my hand, so I don't know.
You can't go! You can't go!
You can't go!
They can't get too close to fear.
No! I'm not lying!
You know, that rabbit dojo...
What's wrong?
Seriously, what's wrong?
Please tell me what's wrong!
Seriously, what's wrong?
No way!
What's wrong?
This is a fan!
A fan? Really?
A fan!
Really? Do you know about AKB48?
A fan?
Can you shake hands with me?
Really? Shake hands?
Grandma, wait!
What should I do, Ms. Terry?
I'm a fan, too.
Really?
Thank you.
You, too, Ms. Terry!
I really like fans.
But it's the first time I'm talking like this.
Thank you.
Thank you!
They overcame their fear and made their fans their priority.
That's what an idol should be like!
Thank you, Grandma.
I'm scared!
They cleared the first gate.
Next, they'll head for the fortress.
Do we have to go through here?
Let's go through the fortress.
Please give me something for my rabbit grave.
I don't have anything to give you.
This?
This is it!
Where should I put it?
Rabbit grave?
Isn't it there?
Here!
(sigh)
Is it a rabbit grave?
This is...
A rabbit grave.
Here.
Thank you.
I'm scared.
What? What? What?
Ah! Scary!
What is this!?
You scared me!
Alright! Alright!
Hey, hey.
That's it, right? The donation. Do you have a ball?
Ah.
Did you drop it?
Next, the final question.
You guys, come here for a second!
No! I don't want to!
The hot-tempered actor, Ochimisa-san, has appeared.
I'm a little scared of this kind of thing.
No!
Are you scared of dropping it?
Yes! I'm scared! It's stuck in my head!
I'm Juri Takahashi.
I'm Yuka Tano.
Do you really think so?
Can you see this arrow in my head?
I can see it.
I want you to pull out this arrow in my head.
Well...
With this arrow in my head, I can go to heaven.
Really?
This arrow can be pulled out by force.
Is that so?
If you make me happy, you can pull out this arrow.
So, it doesn't matter if you hit me or not.
Please make me happy.
Make you happy?
My name is Yuka Tano.
I will make you happy.
What?
The person who is in trouble is Ms. Ochimusa.
If you make her happy, you can go to heaven.
Do you know "heavy latte"?
I see.
I've heard of it.
Please continue.
Okay.
I've heard of it.
I'm sorry.
One, two...
I want you.
I need you.
Good.
Don't give up.
I love you.
Think of it as a stage and do it.
In my head.
Music is playing.
Heavy rotation.
Good.
I can go to heaven.
The arrow is pulled out.
It's pulled out.
I'm glad.
Congratulations.
For you...
Yes.
Let's do it again.
That's all.
Yes.
One, two...
Thank you.
Oh, no.
I'm scared.
Congratulations.
Goal?
Goal, goal, goal.
Congratulations.
One, two...
We've reached the goal.
With only 300 meters of course, it took more than 40 minutes.
They were very noisy.
So, the second team is Manila and Aya Pera.
Let's go!
Graves are not allowed!
Smile, smile.
That's right.
Smile.
We are idols.
I'm sorry.
I'm really sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
While saying "I'm sorry"
Finally, they are heading for Lovers Peak.
This time, to surprise them even more,
they are going to shake hands with lotion.
I'm scared.
I'm really scared.
Wait, say something.
I may look like this, but I'm a fan.
Really? I'm so happy.
I just want you to shake my hand as a gift for me.
A handshake?
A handshake requires both hands, right?
I'm an idol. I'm an idol.
I have to respond to any fan.
With a smile.
Why are you doing this to me?
What is this?
Thank you.
I won't do anything to you.
She's shaking hands with you.
She's an idol.
I'm happy for you. Thank you.
Please continue to support me.
Thank you. I'll do my best.
It's been three and a half years.
It's been the hardest time for me.
Why is it like this?
Thank you.
I'll do my best.
What is this?
It's a rabbit.
It's a grave.
It's an offering.
What is an offering?
I found something.
I'm afraid of taking it.
It's a grave.
I'm afraid of taking it.
It's a rabbit.
It's a grave.
What is it?
It's not a bomb, is it?
Thank you for your help.
What was that reaction?
Was it okay?
She was super cute.
Super cute!
She was like "Ah!" and that was it.
The last question is left.
It was really scary today.
It really was.
It was scary.
Stop right there.
What?
Stop right there.
Don't do anything.
I'm an idol.
Name yourself.
I'm Kobayashi Maina of AKB48.
I'm Mori Kawayaka of AKB48.
I'm glad you're here.
Are you okay?
Can you see this arrow in my head?
Yes.
Ochimesa-san is back!
Show us your idol power!
What?
Since you're an idol,
let's do catchphrases.
Okay.
Let's do it.
Let's do catchphrases.
Let's do it together.
Okay.
When I say "māri natteru?",
say "māri natteru?"
Please.
One, two...
"Everyone", "everyday", "māri natteru?"
māri natteru?
Wow!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Did you say it?
No.
Did you say it?
Just a little more.
Just one more.
Okay, I'll say it.
When I say it,
say "daisuki".
Please say it.
Please!
Do you like Ayanoid?
I love it!
Thank you!
Wait a minute!
Did you say it?
Wait a minute!
I said it!
You surprised me!
I said it!
You said it!
Congratulations!
You said it!
One, two...
With this, Marina-san and Aya-pair have cleared their test of courage!
The time taken was 30 minutes! They were quite idol-like!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
I've got an emo!
But if you say it, I don't know if they'll say it for you.
That's sad, isn't it?
I'm off! I'm off! I'm scared!
Alone at the start, Mimegi and Ayali pair up!
After this, something very terrible happens!
AKB - Kousagi Dojo
I'm off! I'm off! I'm scared!
I feel like I'm getting bigger and bigger.
I'm scared.
I'll do my best.
I'm tired.
As expected of Senpai!
I'm going to get more excited and move forward.
I'm sure there's something dangerous waiting for me up there.
That's right.
It's scary.
When I climbed up there, that donkey was waiting for me.
Wait!
No, no, no, no!
I'm trying my best to push it.
I'm really scared. What should I do?
Let's move forward little by little.
What's wrong?
Are you okay?
No matter what I say, I'm your fan.
Really?
Thank you.
Can you shake my hand?
As a gift for me.
I can't.
Why?
But idols should be cheerful and energetic in any way.
Let me shake your hand first.
Thank you for always supporting me.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
You are shaking a lot.
Yes, I am.
See you.
Bye-bye.
The shortest 5 minutes so far.
It's too high.
Don't push me.
Give me your nose.
Don't push me.
It's okay.
Ouch!
You scared me!
Isn't it cute?
It was good.
She doesn't scream much here, either.
She looks relaxed.
Will she reach the finish line smoothly like this?
Don't stop!
They're scared, but for some reason, they're laughing out loud.
Who are you?
Tell me your name!
Mineishi Minami.
Kikuchi Ayaka.
I've been waiting for you!
Ayari, he's weak.
You girls...
Huh?
Can you see this hole in my head?
Yes.
Because of this hole in my head, I can't breathe.
You're crazy.
I really want you to pull out of this hole in my head!
The crazy old-fashioned crazy.
How do you make them laugh?
One-shot gag.
This is so scary.
Isn't this terrible, Terry-san?
Terry-san, this is terrible.
Make it like a short story.
A sudden short story!
Tell us your story!
I'm ready!
Are you going to do it already?
Here I go.
A short story.
Kimodameshi.
Ah, I'm scared!
Will there be a ghost?
I'm scared!
Urameshiya...
Urameshiya.
Aren't you going to do it?
Just pull it out!
Thank you very much!
This is...
Pull it out!
I did it!
Thank you very much.
Welcome back!
With the three conditions I was given, I made it this far!
I will continue to cherish what I have gained today and work hard every day!
Yes!
I will do my best!
Thank you for your hard work!
After this, that person will talk about the general election!
Finally, next week, AKB48's 32nd single "General Election" will be released!
What will happen in the end?
This AKB general election will be exciting and interesting!