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The school week has started too! AKB Kousaki Dojo!
First of all, today's members are new!
Now! The school week has started too! AKB Kousaki Dojo!
The members of AKB 4K will solve the worries of the lost Kousaki!
We did it! We did it! We did it!
We did it!
AKB Kousaki Dojo!
This week's "lost Kousaki" is Ricchan, also known as "Team A's Kawaii Rina"!
Her worries after graduating from Medodaki High School this year are...
I can't study at all!
That's what Ricchan said!
I want to study and go to college.
She's serious about her studies, but...
Is going to college enough for you?
Kousaki Dojo has thoroughly verified it!
I can't go to college!
What will happen?
I can't study!
This week's narration will be done by Team A's Haruka Shimada!
Youth is beautiful.
However, youth can sometimes lose balance between heart and action and get lost.
The place where such Kousaki gather...
It's here!
AKB Kousaki Dojo!
But you know... AKB48 is also struggling with many things.
That's right. You're the one who's struggling the most.
Yes, I am.
You're the one who's struggling the most.
Actually, there are members who are struggling besides me.
There are?!
I did some research. Let's take a look at their problems.
Here it is!
I want to have a better brain.
I haven't been able to keep up with my studies since middle school.
You haven't been able to keep up, right?
You haven't even been able to kiss me!
It's like you're giving up halfway.
You're the one who's struggling the most!
Here it is!
Hello, everyone!
Ricchan!
This week's Kousaki who's struggling is Team A's Kawaii Rina!
This year, she graduated from Merdack High School.
How much can you not study?
How much?
I can't say anything.
You can't say anything?
In a strange family, you probably have wrong memories.
Also, you probably haven't studied much.
What grade are you particularly bad at?
7th grade.
7th grade is difficult.
It's difficult, right?
Let me try 7th grade.
7 times 1 is 7.
7 times 2 is 7.
3 times 2 is 7.
Huh?
Hey, that's enough!
7 times 2?
7 times 2 is what?
7 times 2 is 7!
3 times 2 is 7!
Wait a minute!
7 times 2 is 7!
Do you know the principle of multiplication?
I don't know.
7 times 2 is 7, right?
7 times 2 is 7?
Yes.
7 times 2 is 7.
That's fine. Try and say it too.
7 times 2 is 17.
3 times 2 is 17.
4 times 3 is 17.
5 times 7 is 17.
All of them are wrong!
7 times 9... 7 times 9 is 47?
7 times 9 is 7/8.
7/8? What about 7/8?
7/8 is 47?
You all said it right!
Why did you say it like that?
I don't know so I didn't look at your background.
You're looking the opposite way!
What were you thinking?
8 is 8 digits.
8 digits is 8 digits, right?
88, 127, 13!
What are you doing?
Your ideas are like Klaus's!
So that's what you were like.
Did you know?
I didn't know.
All of the members here are idiots, right?
We're not idiots!
We're not!
We're all idiots!
Well, there are a lot of girls who can't study well.
But you're pretty serious about it.
What do you want to do when you're smarter?
I want to go to college now that I'm smarter.
Really?!
Everyone's mad at me for being a college president!
I can't go to college!
I can't!
I can't go!
But you can't just go to college, right?
That's right.
What will you do?
If I grew up like this, I think I'd be an amazing person.
Try it!
You'd be a big person!
I'm 18 now.
If I don't have a license or something,
even if I'm alive in the future,
I don't know, I think it'd be bad.
I want to get a license.
It's an unstable job.
What kind of license do you want?
I haven't decided yet.
What?!
You're like a middle schooler.
Before the exam, we asked you to take a test to see where you couldn't study.
You took a test?!
Let's watch the video.
One spring day...
Ritcha came to Yushima Observatory, which is famous for being the god of education.
What are you preparing for?
I hope you don't get sick.
I've been stupid since middle school.
If I keep being stupid like this and move forward in the future,
I think it's dangerous.
That's what I've been thinking about lately.
Now I want to study and go to college.
I want to study and go to college.
Recently, when I said I wanted to go to college,
no one in my family went to college.
So I was like, "Wow, that's amazing."
My specialty is sports.
My weaknesses are math, science, society, English and Japanese.
All English?!
All of it!
I did it.
You're not at that stage yet!
Ritcha is seriously thinking about taking the college entrance exam in 2014.
We're going to test Ritcha's academic skills.
It's true.
You're doing this alone?
One student, ten minutes.
It's really a test.
This time, we have a level test from 4th grade to 9th grade.
Language, math, science, society and English.
Um, well...
But I'm in 4th and 9th grade,
so I think I've studied those languages before.
I'll do my best!
This is language from 4th grade.
Ready... start!
Wait a minute...
I think I can learn something from this face.
Did you get it?
This is 100 points for sure!
Are you okay?
I can't do it anymore.
I got quite a lot.
You're right.
That's it.
Yes.
We've finished all the lessons.
It's over!
It took me a while...
I don't know if it's right or not...
But I feel like I've achieved something.
What is it?
Are we going to see the results?
We'll announce it in the studio.
No way!
You're going to expose me, right?
This is the worst!
I don't think anyone expects it.
You don't expect it?
Because you didn't get many answers.
I think I can do it.
I don't believe you.
I really don't believe you.
So, Ritsu...
Yes?
Your answer is...
I don't believe you!
It's going to air on TV...
Yes, it's okay.
Is your parent watching it?
Yes, they are.
I don't think you want to go home.
Since you're confident, let's see the results.
Let's start with elementary school 4th graders' national language.
There are two kanji for "furigana", which are "ryodou", "touroku", and "houdai".
Ritsu's answer is...
It's pretty close!
But you got two wrong.
"ryodou" and "houdai".
That's bad!
You got it wrong.
But "touroku" and "houdai" sound like legal words.
You sometimes use kanji for "me".
I don't get it.
Maybe it's 100 points, but I'm a little worried.
It's fine, we're in elementary school. Hurry up!
Next one.
This one.
What's the next four-letter word?
This one is a little...
It might be a little harder than the last one.
"jakuniku kyoushoku"? (meat and vegetables)
Yes, "jakuniku kyoushoku".
But my answer is...
"jakuuchi kyoushoku".
So close!
I was like "huh? I was right!"
I didn't know what it was!
That wasn't enough.
And this one.
"kyuukouchoku".
Does anyone know what it is?
"kyuukou"...
What is it?
"kyutenchoku".
What is that?
I don't know!
When you're about to laugh, you say "I don't know!"
And when you're about to laugh, you say "I don't know!"
That was a good one!
I'm looking forward to your next one!
This one is for 6th graders.
You fill in the blanks and complete the word.
How do you read it?
I don't know what it says.
I can't read it.
"eikoseisui" and "onkochishin" are correct,
but what will Richard say?
"eikoseisui"...
"ondanchisou"?
"chisou" means "hot",
which means...
"atami" or "atagawa".
What does it mean?
It means "leaves have withered",
so it means "it's withering",
or "it's not good".
What about this one?
"chi" only means "chisou",
so it means "it's a warm layer".
The correct answer is "koi".
"koi" is correct!
But the correct answer is different.
I'd like to know what the members think,
but even if we ask them,
I don't think they'll come back.
What do you think, Eiko-san?
What do you mean, Eiko-san?
There's someone called Eiko-san.
We're stupid, so we don't even know what you're talking about.
Next one.
"chugakkou" for 2nd graders.
I don't think you can do it!
"shikakku" means "to enter a blind spot",
so you fill in the blanks and complete the word.
Do you know this one, everyone?
"kokyo" means...
"kokyo" means "what" you decorate.
"kokyo" means...
"mono" you decorate?
Be specific!
"kokyo" means "what" you decorate.
Anyone know?
"kokyo" means "flower" you decorate.
That's wrong!
"kokyo" means...
"memories"?
That's good!
It's beautiful!
You can't say "kokyo" if you love it.
The correct answer is "kokyo" means "knowledge" you decorate.
What does "knowledge" mean?
I'm scared!
You decorate "kokyo" with bones.
It's kind of scary, Ritchan's answer.
Next, mathematics and mathematics.
Next, today is different.
Mathematics of the fourth grade of elementary school.
Unfortunately, there is a notice here.
Riman and Ritchan have zero points.
It's a lie! It's a lie!
Let me show you the evidence.
The first question of the fourth grade of elementary school.
This question of 473÷6.
Annie, do you know?
I know.
I'm good at math.
Can you afford it?
Yes.
Even if you ask me, it won't be interesting.
No, it's okay.
This person is annoying, so please give me the correct answer.
Did you hear it?
473÷6 is...
78 plus 5.
Correct answer!
Great!
Let's see Riman and Ritchan's answers.
Here it is.
Um...
What?
12 over 401.
It's too much!
How did it happen?
47 should have been touched with 6 first.
But 6 is the closest 7, so...
61.
You did it one by one.
You're a genius!
Isn't it stupid to ask that?
Next question of fifth grade of elementary school.
This question is...
Search for an area of a circle.
How do you search for an area of a circle?
Does anyone know how to search for an area of a circle?
Yes.
What is it?
Half square over half square over 3.14
Correct answer!
Half square over half square over 3.14
Ritchan's answer is...
Here it is.
Height times width is...
3.14
What?
I don't know what you're talking about.
There's no such thing as height in a circle.
There isn't?
You don't even know the meaning of the question.
This is the height.
Do you know the height of this circle?
Yes.
And do you know the width of this circle?
Normally it doesn't work.
Where did 5cm go?
Let's leave 5cm alone for now.
That's dangerous.
That's amazing.
Next is society.
It's all common sense questions.
Do your best!
The question is to answer the capital of Australia.
I think a lot of people answer Sydney.
The answer is...
Canberra.
Ritchan's answer is...
Canada.
That's not it!
The next question is...
The question is to answer the current location of Aichi Prefecture.
What is the answer?
Nagoya?
Yes, Nagoya.
Ritchan's answer is...
Ehime.
I think SKE is confused.
Nagoya is in Osaka.
Then what is Osaka?
SKE is in Osaka... What is it in Osaka?
Let's go to the next one!
It seems like SKE and NLB don't have a distinction between them.
Next is science!
Rika, a fourth year high school student.
Where does the sun rise and set and where does it set and set?
This is common sense, isn't it?
It rises from the east and sets from the west?
Yes, that's correct.
Here is Rika's answer.
It sets from the sky towards the mountains.
It doesn't have to be in Osaka.
Doesn't it have to be in the mountains?
It definitely has to be in the mountains.
It can also be in the sea.
Next up is Rika, a sixth year high school student.
What is the relationship between "eat" and "eaten"?
The answer is "food chain".
But here is Rika's answer.
It is "weakness".
She said "weakness".
Rika, you have to work hard now or you'll be in trouble!
Use English!
Write "one" to "ten" in English.
You were able to do all of them, weren't you?
Write "Wednesday" in English.
You only got "Tuesday" wrong.
"H" is extra.
No, no, it's fine.
But you can do English, right?
Yes, I can do English.
With high expectations, Rika gave this answer.
Here is the question.
Do you study mathematics?
Translate "mathematics" into Japanese.
The answer is "Do you study mathematics?"
But here is Rika's answer.
Do you study mathematics?
It's like a mathematics teacher.
Is there such a thing?
Next up is "knife is sharp".
Translate "knife is sharp" into Japanese.
The answer is "knife is sharp".
Rika gave this answer.
"K" for "knife" and "shampoo" for "shampoo".
"K" for "knife"...
"K" for "kawaii" for example.
"K" for "knife" and "shampoo" for "kawaii".
"Sharp" for "shampoo".
But you can't say "shampoo", can you?
You can say "shampoo", but...
Here is the next question.
Translate "nara is famous for its old temples" into Japanese.
"Nara is famous for its old temples" is the meaning, but Rika gave this answer.
Nara's tempura has been famous for a long time.
You can't say it like that.
It's "tempura".
"Tempura" for "temple".
The nuance and atmosphere...
You know what I'm saying, right?
If you know this, you know what I'm saying, right?
Well, that's normal.
As you can see, Rika's academic ability was tested by the teacher's academic ability test.
Let's see the results.
Here they are.
Rika's shocking score announcement!
"AKB" Kousagi appears!
People have something that they've been kept in their hearts that no one can tell anyone about.
Now is the time to let go of it and fly freely!
The time has come!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
What is the ratio of AKB and Enka singers now?
After all, when Enka songs are released, it will always be Enka.
But usually, I'm mainly doing AKB songs.
But you know what?
Yes.
When you come back to AKB, you feel relieved, don't you?
I feel relieved. Really.
After all, we can support each other as friends, so I think it's completely different.
Is there anyone you want to say "thank you"?
There are a lot of people.
But now that I'm working hard as an AKB member,
what I want to say "thank you" is...
Shizuka Oya is a member of AKB.
Oya?
Yes, she's my senior.
She taught me a lot of things, so I want to say "thank you".
What did she teach you?
I was originally a researcher, and she taught me a lot of things that I didn't know.
But she's been a researcher for a long time, and she taught me a lot of things while I was working hard.
What did she teach you?
She taught me that there are people watching me, and that if you don't give up, your dream will come true someday.
If I hadn't met Shizuka, I might have been here without knowing it.
I don't know if I was in AKB until I was allowed to be here in the first place.
This time, the lost rabbit is Team A's Ri-chan!
She wants to get smarter and go to college!
She took a medical diagnosis test, but the results are terrible!
After this, we'll announce the shocking scores!
I'm scared!
Let's take a look at the results.
Here's what it looks like.
Her Japanese has been numb since she was in 6th grade, right?
Yes, it's numb.
And her math and mathematics...
What?!
It's a lie!
It's been numb since she was in 9th grade, right?
It's all red!
And her social skills...
It's been numb since she was in 5th grade, right?
What?!
It's a lie!
It's no good.
It's a lie!
And her English...
It's been numb since she was in 11th grade, right?
Yes, it's been numb since I was in 11th grade.
It's completely elementary school level.
What?! 5 points?!
Almost all of her strength has been numb.
What could it be?
You remembered it wrong, didn't you?
No, I remembered it wrong.
I didn't remember it at first.
What?
We have received a review from the instructor who supervised us in this test.
Please keep it in mind.
Ms. Kawai Rina, I was honestly surprised.
In particular, you have not reached the level of 4th grade elementary school students, such as science and math.
You want to take a college entrance exam, but the situation is not very good, but there is no situation in which you can say that.
I think the judgment will be made from there whether you can go to college or not by fully reviving from elementary school.
Thank you very much.
What should I do?
What?
On the contrary, isn't it amazing for me to enter college?
It gives you a dream, doesn't it?
That's right.
It's already in my head.
I have a vision in my head now.
I'm depending on college now.
When you see this, I'm sure you're angry.
Are you kidding me?
That means you can really do your best, right?
If you're serious about it, say it to the camera.
For one year...
For one year, I will study hard for college.
That's why it's a big story.
Since you want to go to college, we will support you with all our might.
I'll do my best.
Do your best!
Thank you very much.
Do your best!
Are you okay?
I'm okay!
A.K.B. Koushagi Dojo supports the serious Kawaii Rina.
Everyone, thank you for waiting!
The ending dance is after the commercial!
Now, let's do our best!
March 11th, we visited 10 closed places for "Someone's Project".
And now, we're streaming the song "Tenohira ga Kataru Koto" for free all over the world as a song of support for reconstruction.
And now, we're heading to Miyagi Prefecture, Ishinomaki Prefecture for the next "Kousagi Dojo" show.
We hope you'll support us and tell us how grateful you are for your mother who always supports you after the earthquake.
Don't miss it!