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Everyone, are you eating your vegetables properly?
Now, today's AKB rabbit dojo has started again!
First, let's introduce today's members, pyon!
Now, this week's AKB rabbit dojo has started again!
The members of AKB court will solve the worries of lost rabbits, pyon!
AKB rabbit dojo!
Today's lost rabbit is a 22-year-old woman whose boyfriend asked her to marry him.
Why do men like boobs so much?
In addition, a man with ideal boobs also appeared!
This is the best!
Do you want it?
Somehow...
What should I do?
I'm embarrassed!
This week's narration will be done by Mayu Watanabe of Team A!
Youth is beautiful.
However, youth can sometimes lose balance of mind and action and get lost.
The place where such rabbits gather is AKB rabbit dojo!
By the way, everyone, first of all, please take a look at this.
What is it?
It's real!
It's 1.5 million yen!
It's good wind!
It's not that bad!
Everyone, if you could get 1.5 million yen, what would you like to do?
If you have a good answer, we'll give it to you!
First of all...
100 yen!
No!
100 yen!
Mayaba's force!
Hey! It's getting a little funny!
Basically, this is a little complicated problem that goes around this 1.5 million yen.
It's an amazing problem.
This problem is...
Ta-dah!
Last year, we were given 1.5 million yen and told to have a public surgery, but we should have a public surgery.
She gave me this 1.5 million yen!
She gave it to me!
She gave it to me and told me to have a public surgery!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you going to do?
I want it! If it were me, I'd want it!
Hey, hey, hey!
I want it!
I don't want it!
Because of this, it's rare for us to have a public surgery.
However, we would like to call an ambulance!
Please come in!
Huh? Where?
You know this, don't you?
Of course I know it!
What?!
This is...
What?!
She said it!
Amazing!
This week's lost rabbit is...
Takeda Ani-san, 22 years old, F-cup!
She looks like this, but she is a single mother with a 6-year-old daughter.
She doesn't look like it at all!
She has a lot of experience.
She got married when she was 16?
That's right.
Amazing!
Is she your husband?
Yes, I married my husband.
My husband passed away from illness.
Does that mean you have a new boyfriend?
That's right.
Right now.
She has a life completely different from an A.K.A.
She is 22 years old, right?
Who is 22 years old?
Me!
22 years old!
You are older!
She is totally different!
She has a child!
Because I think she is still being raised!
That's right!
Looking at your chest, I want to ask you again.
Does your husband really want you to have an orthopedic surgery?
Yes, he is serious about it.
Does your husband know how difficult the surgery is and say it?
That's right.
We went to the hospital together and got counselling.
Orthopedic?
Orthopedic.
So you are not satisfied with this?
Why are you not satisfied with my body?
At first, he didn't like me because I said I was big.
When we first started dating.
So it ended halfway.
Especially about my breasts, I always say it once a day.
What do you say?
Hmm, how about today's breasts?
What?
Today's breasts?
You just said "breasts", right?
Breasts.
That's what you said.
Depending on what you say.
Some people have big breasts and others don't.
But you want Anri-san's breasts to get bigger, right?
How do you feel right now?
Right now...
I'm working hard for the person I like.
Anri-san!
By the way, how big of a chest does a man in the world want for his wife?
That's a good question!
I don't like it!
Out of 130,000 men who have your ideal chest size...
...the largest number is C-cup.
Congratulations, C-cup.
What's so good about it?
I don't want to say that.
I'm in A-cup.
Really?
This show is so popular!
A-cup?
Where is A-cup?
It's a secret.
She's an idol!
When it comes to breasts, Kojiharu's...
...is number one for Anran's ideal breasts last year!
Amazing!
And for the members who have big breasts...
...second place is Nagasawa Masami-san...
...third place is Miranda Kerr-san!
Miranda Kerr-san!
Who saw your boobs!?
I think you both have the opportunity to change clothes and take a bath...
...do you have any "this person's bust is nice" or anything like that?
Team B's Over Mira-chan has a beautiful shape...
...she's big, but I think she's beautiful.
Come and take a picture with me!
No, you can't!
Really?
Well, let's stop talking about boobs and move on to something else.
This is Ani-san's boyfriend, who is about to have an orthopedic surgery.
Do you want to know what kind of person he is?
I do!
I don't know what you're trying to say.
I want to know! I want to know how he feels!
That's why we're calling him today.
Mr. Boyfriend, please come in!
He's stylish!
He doesn't look like he's going to have an operation.
Do you have a name?
Well, I'm Maruyama Masato, 27 years old.
Nice to meet you!
Ani-san's boyfriend, Maruyama Masato-san, 27 years old.
He looks like this, and he's a boob-lover!
At first, you didn't like boobs that much, did you?
That's right.
It was impossible for me to have any more than four.
Impossible?
He's a good guy.
Isn't this enough?
That's right.
Is that so?
There are many reasons.
Many reasons?
It seems like there's a reason.
I want to know that reason.
I want to know it the most.
Ta-da!
Here's the reason we want you to break up with him.
Is it this?
This is amazing!
We want you to break up with him so you can like him more.
But if you break up with him...
You're drinking a fake one.
You're touching a fake one.
Is it okay?
No, I didn't mean to touch you.
You're beautiful. People with beautiful feet are beautiful.
That's why I felt that way.
You want to get closer to your ideal.
But is it okay for you to say that on TV?
No, it's not good.
It's pretty bad, isn't it?
Is this possible?
Is it possible?
I'm sick of it.
This is amazing!
It's not that I'm sick of it.
I've never seen such a big F cup before.
I wonder if there is such a thing.
I doubt it!
It's a F cup!
If you wear it under your eyes and your eyes are big...
I think anyone can wear it.
It's not like that.
My eye size is A.
Oh, is it?
If it was in the past, it would be great.
No!
I don't like it!
I'm pulling your hair, is it okay?
It's pretty bad.
If it were me, I'd break up with him.
It's not like we're married.
Even if my boyfriend tells me...
If you wear it under your eyes and your eyes are big...
That's right.
What are you going to do about it?
I know I'm saying weird things, but...
Are you lying?
I know, I know.
But I want you to give me 1.5 million yen and make me feel like I'm serious about it.
I didn't ask you to give me money.
I've heard about Masato's particularity so far.
Today, we're going to choose someone who has Masato's ideal heart.
Now, we'll call for Masato's ideal owner.
Please come in!
Hello, I'm Tsugihara Anri, and I'm a G Cup Gravia idol. Nice to meet you!
G Cup idol Tsugihara Anri-san!
She's definitely a very nice buddy!
Wow!
She's great!
Amazing!
Look at her!
She's amazing, and she looks like she's about to throw up!
She looks like she's about to throw up!
I've always been like that!
What do you think of this?
Well...
This is the best!
Really?!
Thank you!
Look! She's about to throw up!
She's about to throw up!
Isn't she really big?
I think she's bigger than me.
I lost.
Really! Really!
Can I touch you?
Really!
I'll touch you next.
Who touched me?
Me!
Can I touch you?
Of course!
I'm a big girl, right!
You're good! You're good!
You're good!
The camera is on you, right?
The happy camera is on you!
She's about to throw up!
What should I do? I'm embarrassed!
What's wrong?
Nothing.
I lost.
You lost?
I won.
You have a big heart, but if there's good things, there's also bad things.
Of course there is.
What are they?
It's about 90% advantages and 90% disadvantages.
No way!
That's a lie!
It's a lie!
The disadvantage is when you talk to people like men, you can't look at their faces.
You can't look at their faces!
That's right! You can't look at their faces!
That's right!
Stop it! Stop it!
And most of all, you'll get tired.
There's only one good thing.
If you don't work hard, you'll get tired.
You're young now, aren't you?
I'm 22 years old.
Right?
But when you're over 30, all of your muscles will be cut off.
Then you'll have a heart like this.
But will you still love me?
That's a good one!
What are you going to do about it?
Well...
I want to like her more.
You want to like her because of her appearance?
Yes.
No.
You really like her, don't you?
Why is Masato-san so particular about public relations?
The members who are wondering...
I know you're pulling your hats, but...
Masato-san, you seem to have a serious determination.
What is it?
Masato-san, what is it?
Yes, well...
I want to be with her forever.
I'd like you to do it for me, if you can.
What do you mean by "forever"?
Well...
I'd like to do it with her until we get married.
But I want to be with her forever.
It's early spring, but...
If you're going to get married...
Is it okay?
What do you mean?
Even if I'm an old woman, I'm confident that I can continue to love you.
Because I'm afraid I'll fail.
I'm worried about my health, too.
Actually, if you think about it, you can do it for about 300,000 to 400,000 yen.
I'd like you to find out about it and sell it for 1.5 million yen.
First of all, I think you should change it somewhere first.
I think you should change your personality first.
By the way, don't you have a boyfriend you want to do this and that?
I don't have one.
There must be one.
I'm being criticized like that right now.
To be honest, housework and childcare are all done by him 100%.
Even if I'm sleeping in the morning, he'll send me out.
I can't complain about it at all.
It's been a long time, hasn't it?
Do you usually ask him to do housework for you?
Yes, I usually do.
Isn't it the ultimate love you can see?
I'm going to get a message from my boyfriend.
I'm going to ask you to do it properly.
You want me to answer your question?
Yes, please.
Everyone has something locked up deep in their hearts.
Now is the time to let go of it and fly freely!
The time has come!
I'm very clumsy, clumsy and not very honest.
A.K.A.B. Rabbit Dojo!
Everyone has something locked up deep in their hearts.
Now is the time to let go of it and fly freely!
The time has come!
How about you, Kawaii Luna-chan?
I'm very clumsy, clumsy and not very honest.
When I was in middle school or first year of high school,
I wouldn't say a word even if I wanted to say "thank you".
I was really happy about it, but I also had a cold attitude.
Is there anyone you want to meet as soon as possible in life?
A.K.A.B. Rabbit Dojo!
When I was in middle school, I joined a soft tennis club.
I want to apologize to the teacher at that time.
Why?
There is a rebellious period, isn't there?
When I was in middle school for two or three years...
Oh, by the end of my third year of middle school...
But the club was about to retire...
But I didn't feel like doing anything.
I usually talk a lot and I was the kind of person who did it appropriately.
I was really lazy and didn't speak out.
There was a time when I didn't even go to club activities.
But in the last game, the teacher who usually gets very angry was very kind.
I felt very grateful for that.
I want to apologize for that rebellious period.
To the tennis club teacher?
Yes.
To the teacher...
Yes, well...
At first, when I was in the first year of middle school,
my teacher would get really mad at me.
And, well...
When he would lecture me like that...
To be honest, it was annoying.
And I didn't want to go to club activities.
That's what I thought.
But, well...
When he lectured me like that again...
It wasn't love back and forth, but...
It was like that.
When I retired, I felt it a lot.
Really...
I'm sorry for the rebellious period.
AKB rabbit dojo!
This time, the rabbit who gets lost is...
22-year-old single mother who has a request from her boyfriend.
Will Anison accept his feelings?
What is the ultimate love?
Well, Masato-san, please.
Yes.
Well...
Really...
AKB rabbit dojo!
Well, Masato-san, please.
Yes.
Well...
Really...
I know it's selfish and meaningless request.
But I want to be with you forever.
Yes.
Please.
Listening to Masato-san's feelings...
And listening to the manager's answer...
I want to think positively...
That's what I think.
But...
But recently, there's been something suspicious.
What is it?
Suspicious?
What?
What is it?
What's wrong?
Tell me!
What is it?
Staff, you're being mysterious too.
Is it a gang?
First, I went to a nearby vending machine and went home.
It's a round trip and it doesn't take me a minute.
But...
I didn't go home much.
I went to a convenience store and spent 30 minutes there.
So you can't accept it even if you don't have a clear memory of it.
That's right.
I don't like that.
It's not what you think it is.
What's wrong with that?
What do you mean that it takes you 30 minutes to go to a convenience store that you can go back and forth in 3 minutes?
No, that's...
No, I know you're suspicious of me...
But...
Well, since it's a comical occasion...
Um...
I was looking at your gravure.
I was wondering what you'd like me to say.
What?
You saw it?
What?
You saw it?
I saw it. I saw it.
Huh?
Then you should have told me first!
No!
You should have told me first!
I'm sorry.
That's right. You go to a convenience store a lot, don't you?
Did you hear that?
I was surprised.
It's hard for you to go home by yourself, isn't it?
That's right.
Huh?
You're greedy for boobs, aren't you?
Did you get rid of your suspicion?
Yes.
Then...
Then you should have told me first!
You should have told me first!
Well, I'll say it again...
It's a weird request, but...
Yes?
I'd like you to give me your full attention.
Thank you for saying that.
Please.
My suspicions were cleared up and I felt refreshed.
But...
After all...
I asked for advice earlier...
I'm a little worried about putting a burden on my own body...
If it's the money he gave me...
I don't use it only for myself...
It's something we can share...
I think it's better to use it for something else...
So, you can't use it for now?
I'm keeping it for now...
Masato-san, you should use it for something else...
What do you think, Masato-san?
Well, I don't know...
It's hard to say because it's on TV...
I want to use it...
But if I don't use it, I won't use it at all...
I think we misunderstood you a little...
We said something rude...
How about you, Morel?
Even if you don't like it...
I think we misunderstood you a little...
If you say it like that, it will be on TV...
On February 27th, the long-awaited first album "Teppen Tottande" will be released!
Everyone, it's full of good songs, so check it out!
Teppen Tottande
And now, the usual ending dance!
Here we go!
In the next episode of "AKB Kousaki Dojo",
Minagishi Minami and her members will have a heated discussion about what "idol group akb emperor" is.
Don't miss it!
If you work hard with that kind of feeling...