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Everyone! Are you brushing your teeth after eating?
Now, this week's AKB rabbit dojo has started again!
First of all, today's members will appear, pyon!
Now, this week's AKB rabbit dojo has started again!
AKB48 members will solve the worries of lost rabbits, pyon!
A.K.B. Rabbit Dojo!
This time, the worries of rabbits are about that edgy lady who had a big break last year!
That smells really good!
All of A.K.B.48 members are very excited about the overflowing eros!
I dare to endure it with my brain.
Let's learn how to show adult's charms to this eros-full lady!
Yokoyama! Do you know what "yokochi" means?
In addition, we will show you wisdom not to fall into sweet love traps!
This week's narration will be done by me, Team A's Iwata Karen!
Youth is beautiful, but youth can sometimes lose balance between heart and action and get lost.
The place where such lost rabbits can gather is here!
A.K.B. Rabbit Dojo!
Rabbit-san, you are now 32 years old!
Last year you had a big break, and now you are all grown up and full of charm!
That's right, Dad!
Sorry for keeping you waiting!
Dad!
Dad, you had a big break today, didn't you?
First of all, I would like to introduce her worries.
Here it is!
I am the most beautiful 32-year-old woman in Japan who does erotic work.
Who said that?!
Who said erotic work?!
I think it's normal, but I'm in trouble because people say I'm too erotic.
The picture is good!
The picture is terrible!
There's a handcuff!
There's a handcuff and a glasses!
Who has handcuffs at home?
No one. No one.
I'm glad.
I don't need it.
Is it really okay at this hour?
I'll manage somehow.
You'll manage somehow?
I'll manage somehow.
I would like to call her right away!
Here you go!
The song is different!
You're great!
This week's little rabbit appears like a comet last year.
I am the most beautiful 32-year-old woman in Japan who does erotic work.
The goddess of eroticism who designs the gravure world that has captivated the whole of Japan has appeared in the little rabbit dojo.
What's going to happen?
Do you do erotic work?
Just like there are song girls and weather girls, there are also erotic girls.
What do you think of this erotic pheromone?
What's different about it?
Everything is different. What is it?
Even what you're chewing...
Wow, it smells good!
It smells really good.
I want to smell it!
It smells really good!
It's amazing!
It smells like Herman!
Does this smell like Herman?
What is it?
Is it commercially available?
No, it's leaking.
Some of you say you shouldn't date men.
That's one of the sad rules of AKB.
But of course you should date men one day.
If you listen to their advice,
you can meet other men,
and you can know how erotic you are.
I want to know!
I want to know! I want to absorb it!
I want to absorb it!
I'm Daimichi Murasawa, an adult.
Some people say you're too erotic.
That's not true!
What do you mean?
Do you think I'm that erotic?
I'm not trying to say anything erotic,
but some people in the Golden Program get mad at me.
What do you mean?
There's a guy next to me holding a camera,
and I can't show it.
You can't show it?
I can't broadcast 90% of it.
We've seen you on TV,
and we know you're erotic,
but is it true you're saving it?
Well,
I'm trying not to show it.
I'm doing my best.
So you want to show it now?
That's right.
I'm trying not to show it.
What?!
You only show this part!
Sorry, I was looking at your crotch!
Don't you say 'crotch'?
Even now?
What's the benefit?
I'm sorry it's no fun.
Do you want to hear it?
Yes, I do.
Concentration from nervousness.
Everyone, concentrate from nervousness!
No, no, but that's...
Everyone's wearing miniskirts,
but you're wearing something underneath, right?
Of course.
I'm wearing show pants.
Show pants?
Yes, I'm wearing show pants.
But you're not nervous at all.
"That's why my legs are open." "That's right."
If you're wearing show pants, you'd rather eat sushi.
That's right. So you weren't nervous when you were wearing show pants, right?
That's right. When my legs are open, I naturally look like an ocean view.
An ocean view!
There's a beautiful sea.
Hey, do you know what 'ocean view' means?
An ocean view?
Well, it's like a really big ocean.
Stop it! Stop it!
Your face is turning red. Stop it!
But you and Ayarin were looking forward to seeing each other, right?
That's right.
My dad really likes you.
Do you want me to give you my autograph?
Yes, I'd like you to.
For what?
For sexiness, I'd like you to give me your autograph and your sidekick.
How do you do it?
It's hard for my daughter to do it.
Yokoyama!
Do you know what 'sidekick' means?
Yokoyama.
Do you know what 'sidekick' means?
Yokoyama and sidekick.
Yes, Yokoyama and sidekick.
I don't know.
My dad likes me.
Is that so?
You're not good at thinking.
Taji, taji.
This is going to be a full cut today, isn't it?
What's the problem?
Excuse me, is Akimo-san okay with this?
No problem.
Among these members, who do you feel like an elf?
Everyone, point out.
Everyone's wearing pants.
Unfortunately, they're wearing pants.
How is it?
Well, especially Minami-san's...
It's not good at all! It's not good at all!
This...this part!
Which part do you think is bad?
Minami-san, when you're turned around, you have a face like you're about to leak.
When I'm turned around?
Wait a minute! Wait a minute! Turn around!
Should I turn around?
Yes, it's like you're leaking.
It's like you're leaking!
I didn't know you had that kind of talent!
I envy you!
It's true that you purposely said "ko", right?
I should have brought my notebook with me.
The next lesson is our problem.
Danmitsu's "You mustn't become like this woman!"
Well, if you become like this, you'll ruin the result.
That's what I think.
You'll ruin it.
You'll ruin it, woman.
Everyone, please look at it while checking if it fits you.
Yes.
Now, the first one.
No! Negative thinking at all times!
Mii-chan!
This happens a lot with AKB members.
For example?
For example, those two haven't had negative conversations since morning.
That's true!
For example, Matsuri.
You scared me!
Matsuri, what kind of conversations do you have?
Well...
When there's a survey asking me to write down my problems, I can't see my own future.
Stuff like that keeps coming up.
What about you, Yuto?
The first thing that came up for me was "I don't have any friends."
Stuff like that keeps coming up.
When you look at the world from a wide angle...
How tiny you are!
What's a severe cancer like that like?
When you're negative in front of anyone, that's where the story ends.
You have to change how you talk in front of people you care about.
You have to show your weakness in front of people you care about.
In other words, you have to show that you really like them.
If you're negative when it's important, please put it down.
Okay.
Okay, next one.
Okay, this one.
Every time I watch TV, I complain.
This is Yokoyama.
Since I'm from Kansai, I say everything I'm interested in.
For now.
That's terrible!
When we watch comedy DVDs together...
No, this isn't funny at all! It's totally boring!
No, it's not funny at all!
As a common opinion, I say it at that moment, but...
"No, it's not funny at all!" or...
I wish there were more other jokes!
I say it like that all the time.
The complaints I say on TV...
become complaints against me.
In the meantime...
It's so funny!
It's bouncing back and forth!
No, it's not funny at all!
Maybe it is!
She's laughing so much!
She's like a cashier!
She's like a mirror!
That's right!
Next up...
Do you have a tissue or handkerchief?
Be honest!
One, two...
I have quite a few!
What do you do when you're caught?
I have to take off what came out of me.
That's a lot!
Is this a basic thing for women?
When something happens...
Even girls can appeal themselves.
That's true!
I have one, too!
A sewing tool...
A toothpick or a cotton swab...
So I can take it out right away.
When people ask me if I have a cotton swab...
I put it in my pouch so I can take it out right away.
That's great!
How many points for that?
That's already 100 points.
From a man's point of view...
What I have is...
Points!
I think she's a good girl!
Let's go buy it!
You have it at home, don't you?
Danmitsu Special!
Don't miss it in the second half of the show!
Everyone has something locked up deep in their hearts.
Now is the time to let go of it and fly freely!
The time has come!
Will you quit being an AKB member in the future?
Is that what you're going to say?
Yes, I will.
Everyone has something locked up deep in their hearts.
Now is the time to let go of it and fly freely.
The time has come!
Do you have anyone you want to say thank you to?
Someone I want to say thank you to... My parents, I guess.
Why?
If it weren't for my parents, I wouldn't have been born and I wouldn't be here.
And I've been playing a child's role since I was little.
They've taught me to be humble, to be common sense and to be polite.
That's why I'm where I am now.
Have you ever worried about anything?
Anything I've worried about?
Not really.
Anything I've worried about?
Because I love my parents.
I've lived my life not to worry about anything.
Will you ever quit being an AKB member?
Yes, I will.
My mom and dad usually say, 'Well, you only have one more year.'
Really?
Even if I don't think so, they say it.
Even if you don't think so?
Then what would you say?
If my parents think so, I'd say, 'Oh, really?'
But you have to do it for five or ten years.
That's right.
You can do it.
Yes.
Then will you say 'thank you' to your parents one more time?
Yes.
I'm always grateful to you,
but sometimes you hit me hard,
and sometimes you turn your back on me.
But it's because you love me and you forgive me,
so I love you so much.
Thank you for giving birth to me.
And from now on, as a daughter,
I will do my best to always see the happy faces of my parents,
AKB Rabbit Dojo!
This week's AKB Rabbit Dojo is
the most beautiful 32-year-old in Japan, Ms. Danmitsu!
Come to my house for pet reasons.
AKB 48, lacking in love experience,
will teach you how not to fall for sweet love traps!
Ms. Danmitsu, rich in experience,
will teach you how not to fall for bad men's traps!
Everyone wants to know about this!
It's a big deal today!
It's a big deal!
Ms. Danmitsu, be careful of men like him!
Well, there's a saying,
that men are cute and want things like this,
and if women know about it,
they might fall for it.
That's very applicable!
It's not just about being careful,
it's about embracing it all!
Ms. Danmitsu, how do you embrace it?
Well,
you roll it up.
Do you roll it up?
Yes, and then you close it like this and kiss it.
Okay, let's get started.
First of all, here it is.
Ta-dah! It's bigger than a dream is necessary.
How about this one?
This one... To be honest, men who have dreams are attractive.
Actually, I'm saying that dream,
and it may be that you want me to admit it.
So, before you say, 'Huh? That's impossible,'
if you ask him why you think that way,
I think you'll be able to understand him better.
It's so deep.
If it were us, we wouldn't have thought of it.
Ms. Danmitsu said it.
Amazing.
Okay, let's move on.
Okay, let's continue.
You'll never see him on Sundays.
You've never seen him anywhere else?
What's this? What's this?
It's cheating, isn't it?
It's exactly that, isn't it?
It's like an exile song, isn't it?
Your bed is spacious on Sundays.
My bed is spacious.
Ms. Danmitsu, do you have this experience?
Yes, I do.
When I realized it, there was someone like me.
He told me to go for a drive,
and when I looked at the back seat like this,
it was a child seat.
No, no, put it away!
That's... That's terrible.
The child's nails are too sweet.
The nails are sweet?
The nails are sweet, yes.
Okay, next.
Your cell phone screen is triple.
It's a triple!
So what if it's triple?
Cute, cute.
Cute.
Cute, right?
Cute.
Everyone is doing that,
and expecting a response like 'cute',
"and expecting a response like 'cute'," "What?! You were thinking about it?!"
That's right.
You were thinking about it like that?!
This pet?
For example, 'come home for some reason'
or 'won't you come see me?'
I think it's an easy way to get people to come.
With that response, it was easy for everyone to fall for it, right?
Amazing.
Okay, next.
"While we're talking on the phone..." "So, I have something to say."
I want to cut it. I want to cut it. I want to cut it. I really want to cut it.
Even celebrities use this word.
"At the beginning of the show..." "So, it started."
Certainly.
Even celebrities use this word, but it's all useless.
"I'm sure they say it a lot since "Goutou"." "They say it."
They say it with the feeling of 'I have to go to the next one',
so it's certainly useless for people who do it on the phone.
On the contrary, if you're told 'so be it,'
it might be good to say it like 'don't leave me behind.'
Wow, if you say it like that, it's dangerous for men.
What kind of voice do you say it with?
Don't leave me behind.
"This is the first voice." "Yes, it's the first voice."
"Okay, last one." "Yes, we'll go with the last one."
The last one is this one.
My skin is red and my lips are white.
Why is it useless?
"What's wrong with it?" "Is it your heart?"
Is it your heart?
"Is it your love for "Hagakeji"?"
Maybe you're a narcissist?
Ah, I see.
There are people who are completely black at this time of year.
"I'm sure you liked it." "That's strange."
In addition to that, from a cross-sectional perspective,
any man who thinks you're like a little sister
may want to keep his attitude while approaching other women.
Furthermore, every time a man who appeals to a boy's heart
may be prioritizing himself over her.
Everyone, be careful, okay?
If you know it's like this,
even if you like it a little,
the way you look at it may change.
Even so, if you like it,
don't you want to do it like this?
Would you like me to go out with such a man?
After all, holding hands...
I think it's easier for people who think 'oh, it's fun,' 'oh, I'm happy,'
to see the future ahead of them.
It's surprisingly pure.
It's lovely. It's lovely.
It's like, 'if you touch it,'
and I think you're going in a different direction.
It's like going more in Eros. Going more in Eros.
But you know, Tamami-san said she's a chic girl,
but is there any place in the world,
where you can jump into a chic girl's heart?
She has more morals and common sense than I thought.
That makes Eros stand out.
If I didn't have common sense, I would have been caught.
That's good.
Everyone, it's almost Valentine's Day.
For those who are mentally prepared and those who aren't,
listen to SKE48's new single "Choco's Slave" and get excited!
And from February 1st, our movie will finally be released nationwide!
From tomorrow, it's HKT48's Sashihara Nero.
I'll tell you about my cold.
Everyone is rotten.
Is this really going to end?
Let's end it.
Our friendship and frustration that we don't usually show,
our emotions and the drama of the truth will now be revealed!
I want to go up to the sky that I climbed up to now.
Everyone, do your best!
I'll do my best, too!
I have to do it until I do it.
If I don't do it, I won't get any results.
February 1st. It's going public, pyon!
This week too! Ending dance!
The next episode of "Bunny Dojo" is about a 6th grade boy who fell in love with his single mother.
He doesn't want his beloved mother to be taken away by others.
For him, it's very important!
AKB48 will think together!
I want to raise them!
Don't miss it!