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I've been crying all the time, but I wanted to say it now.
I'm sorry.
Even though there is so much potential for rivals in the first place, there are few times when you can show it.
AKB Rabbit Dojo
Let's think of a solution together with the members of AKB48, where lost rabbits gather with worries.
This time, the lost rabbits are gravure idols Yuu Tejima and Aya Kiguchi.
What kind of worries do they have?
Mochi is in big trouble with a mysterious wrestler intrusion.
For some reason, Karin is doing a sexy pose.
I've been crying all the time, but I wanted to say it now.
Why is Paruru suddenly crying?
This week's narration will be done by Katrina of Team B.
Youth is beautiful.
However, youth can sometimes lose balance between heart and action and get lost.
This is where such lost bunnies gather.
AKB Bunny Dojo!
Now, the Bunny Dojo has begun.
But all of a sudden, Terry-san, do you like gravure idols?
Of course I like them!
I want to be like them!
But, Terry-san, there is shocking news in the gravure idol world.
What is it?
Right now, the gravure idol world is in recession and is in trouble.
Is that so? Is there recession?
It's your fault, too.
What?
What does that mean?
What does it mean?
First of all, please look at this clip.
Popular Weekly Page 12's Gravure Page Number Ranking
If you look at it from 1st to 10th, 80% are AKB groups.
Is that so?
It's increasing.
By the way...
Yes?
Right now...
Yes?
I'm clapping my hands.
AKB is clapping their hands, but gravure idols used to be here!
That's right!
I see!
They were here, but now they're gone.
That's right. The people who make gravure their main job have come to this studio today to tell us about the severe situation.
Yes.
Well then, Mayuri and Bunny, please come out!
Here you go!
Wow!
That's amazing!
AKB is clapping their hands!
That's amazing!
AKB is clapping their hands!
That's amazing!
It's coming out of their mouths!
It's not the time for you to say you're a demon!
It's coming out of their mouths!
I'm worried that I'm no longer a demon.
But recently, I've gotten used to it.
You've gotten used to it.
Yes!
You don't have to say you've gotten used to it!
That's a fresh result!
A fresh result!
Look at how thin it is!
Emi-chan, please touch the waist here.
Whoa! Wait a minute!
Look! It's an advertisement!
What is it?!
Your neck is amazing!
Your neck is...
What is it?!
It says "Kabako no Daibutsu"!
What are you doing?!
Amazing!
Even though you have such a nice body,
you're actually struggling with your job.
It's normal for you to struggle with your job, right?
That's right.
Everyone,
tomorrow is another day.
We don't know what will happen in the future,
so we'd like some advice!
You're here to give us some advice,
and you're talking a lot,
but there was a time when you were shining, right?
What are you talking about?!
Well, well, well...
There was a time when you were really sexy.
Ta-da!
What is this?!
This is ugly!
It's not ugly or anything. Just look at my face.
You're lying!
My body is simple.
You're too beautiful.
There was a time like this.
How hard did you work?
In my case, I was included in the entertainment industry.
Look at this.
This is a recent trend.
It's full of AKB members.
To be honest, Yukirin hates it.
She hates it.
She's like, "I'll take it."
She has a sexy face again!
I think she's sexy.
I think she's studying.
That's true.
Look at me!
I think you all know this, but...
My unit is called "Bakunyu High School".
Do you know it?!
I don't know it!
Does anyone know it?!
I don't know it!
Is it an idol group?
It's not an idol group.
What are you talking about?!
I don't know it!
There are 10 of us now.
About half of us are active now.
Half of us are not active anymore.
I think it's because of you all.
The number of idol groups is decreasing.
Is there such a group?
It starts with "Bakunyu Sentai Pairanger".
Then "Bakunyu Sangokushi".
"Bakunyu Yankee".
And "Bakunyu High School".
There are four units now.
We also sing.
What kind of song do you sing?
There is a music video of that unit.
There is a video.
I want to see it!
I'm Bakunyu Yankee. Nice to meet you!
Wait a minute! This is dangerous!
Everyone, close your eyes!
I'm Bakunyu. Nice to meet you!
Wait, this is bad!
This is bad!
She's cute.
I can't do it.
Her hair is all over her chest.
That's right! Her face is all over her chest.
She's cute.
I don't like it.
Her apartment is in another room.
At low cost.
Stop it!
It's such a big video!
Why?
Her cheeks are all over her chest.
The lyrics are like that, but her face is really cute.
I don't know if you're praising me or making fun of me.
So we won't sing that kind of song!
Today, we want to study!
That's right!
This is serious.
It's serious.
It's more serious than we thought it would be.
Yes.
We thought our hard work was too little.
That's right.
What do you think, Ri-chan?
That's right.
I haven't done much gravure either.
You've started doing it recently, haven't you?
Yes, but my style is bad.
It's really amazing.
It's amazing, isn't it?
Was there anyone like this negative member?
She's the most sincere one.
I think she's a little overwhelmed.
But even if you say it,
AKB is a general election.
Their rankings have fallen, and things like that.
They're always at the top.
Like Shimizuki, they come out of nowhere.
And next time, they'll be chased.
I think there's that kind of fear.
What do you think about that?
That's right.
I'm a first-year student, and there are more and more juniors coming in.
Younger people are coming in, aren't they?
I'm getting older and older.
I think it's hard for gravure fans, too.
Younger and younger.
The development is amazing, isn't it?
Haachan is... How old is he now?
He's 22 years old now.
He's 22 years old now, but in AKB...
He's an old woman character.
He's already 22 years old.
He's 22 years old, and he's an old woman since he was 20 years old.
He's an old woman now.
Gravure fans tend to look for new things over old things.
You have to establish your own character.
I think it's the same in any world.
I really feel like I can't do it now.
How about you, Kitara?
That's right. I'm also 21 years old.
And I'm a fifth grader.
At first, I was in a pretty chasing position.
But before I knew it, I was in a position where I could be chased.
My position and face are changing.
AKB is getting bigger and bigger.
I'm in my 14th season.
It's getting bigger and bigger.
No matter where you are in the world...
It's a tough world, isn't it?
AKB is gorgeous, but we are also anxious.
We don't know what AKB will do in the future.
We don't know.
We'll do it in a moment.
In this monogamous world, there are pioneers who survive with their own wisdom and physical strength.
I would like to call them out.
Gladiator, idol, and wrestler.
Two-colored comedian, Yuzuki Aikawa.
Cool!
Sexy!
Aikawa-san, in 2005, you released "NIPPLELEGEMIC" and after that, as a gravure idol, you left a glorious legacy for various men.
In 2010, you debuted as an actress and a female professional wrestler. Currently, you are a champion and a professional wrestler.
Champion!
I think I can do it. I realized that I am the only gravure and professional wrestler in the world who can do both.
I aim to be a wrestler who can do both gravure and professional wrestling.
Not only gravure.
If you didn't win, what was the reason for that?
I think there is a expiration date for girls.
When I was cute, it was around 2005.
No, it's not like that!
I prepared a photo of you in 2005.
Here it is.
This is my best photo.
Fresh!
When you were cute.
I'm sorry!
There was a time like this.
At that time, I really wanted to be a cover of a magazine.
I think there is an expiration date for girls.
Gradually, my work decreased.
When I thought about what to do next, I happened to meet a professional wrestler.
I'm chubby and I used to do taekwondo as a hobby.
I see.
So I thought I could do it.
How long did it take you to debut?
It took about half a year.
I practiced every day.
I couldn't even work part-time.
I got injured, too.
Income was the biggest problem for me.
Let's see how much Aika is working hard.
Here is a video of her wrestling match.
Please watch it.
This is nostalgic.
It's been two years since my debut.
This is when I first started training.
I usually practice receiving blows.
I practice turning around and not injuring myself.
She is pulling her hair.
I was very nervous.
I was nervous.
This is the most nervous thing in my life.
Her face is open.
This is amazing.
This is not okay.
This is amazing.
They are crying.
Thank you.
Are you okay?
Thank you.
I have a question for you.
Why did you continue?
I don't know what I should do.
It's hard for me to express it.
However, I want to convey my hard work to the audience.
I want to convey my strength.
I am a straightforward person.
I think I am suitable for professional wrestling.
You like professional wrestling, don't you?
I know you.
You are famous among professional wrestlers.
I want you to form a tag team with me.
I think you can be a big star.
That's right.
If you do it now, you will be famous for five years.
You can eat it.
You are a big star.
You are the best in the world of professional wrestling.
So, what should we do?
I want you to win.
I'm so happy.
She may be talented.
How do you feel?
I can't speak.
I had a lot of hard times in my previous games.
But, more than that...
I saw it for the first time.
What?
After this, will Paruru have a high salary?
AKB Rousagi Dojo
Everyone has something locked in their heart.
Now is the time to release it and fly freely.
The time has come!
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you, too.
You're leaving soon, right?
Yes.
SNH...
Yes.
How's your stamina?
No, I haven't lost anything yet.
You haven't lost anything.
Yes.
First of all, you were asked if you were going to Shanghai, right?
Yes, yes.
How did you feel?
At first, I said I wasn't going.
I thought about it a lot, talked to a lot of people, and listened to a lot of stories.
I got excited and came here.
I thought, "Ah, I want to go," and in the end, I came here myself.
Why did you get excited?
Well...
I knew I wasn't in the next single's selection.
So I went to a new place.
I want to lose myself who is struggling right now and challenge myself in various ways.
Among them, is there anyone you want to say "thank you" to?
Yes.
Is there anyone you want to say "thank you" to?
There are a lot of people, but there are two people I want to say "thank you" to.
Two people?
Yes.
Who and who?
The members, Yuko Oshima and Sayaka Akemoto.
Then, once again, say "thank you" to the two of them.
Yes.
Um...
Yuko!
Sayaka!
Um...
It's not goodbye, but...
As one of them, thank you for supporting me until now.
I want to go to a new place and show them how much I've grown since I came back here.
I want to become a human being who can give stimulation.
Come and visit Shanghai.
Thank you!
I'm getting sad.
AKB Tousagi Dojo!
A club idol group that has come to give advice as a senior in the entertainment world.
The members who have built themselves up to their tremendous efforts.
And...
Paruru, how do you feel?
I've had a lot of hard times in AKB.
But more than that...
Why are you laughing?
I've been crying all the time.
That's rare!
It's not an emotion!
That's rare!
You reacted!
Thank you!
What were you talking about?
Just say what you were talking about!
I won't!
I won't say anything outside!
But really...
AKB's "next season's aces" starting to be mentioned all of a sudden...
Last time we won with rock-paper-scissors...
There's a lot of pressure...
On the contrary, there are people who say it worse than before...
That's right!
I just realized it now!
Looking at Paruru's emotions...
That's right!
Surprisingly...
You have an image of being cool!
You don't really show your emotions...
I think it's a little heavy...
I'll do my best!
There aren't many programs where members cry this much!
Even if you say it outside...
It's something that gets attention!
You're grateful, right?
That's right!
That's amazing!
If you all became global idols...
What would you do?
I don't know what to do...
I don't have anything to show...
It's like...
You have to start something!
That's right!
All of you...
You have to do a sexy pose!
But I don't think you can do it that well...
As a senior...
A little...
A little sexy pose...
Sexy pose!
What should I do?
Like this?
Like this!
Wow!
You did it!
What should I do?
Wow!
You have to have something you can enjoy at home!
Then...
Senior...
I'll do it!
Please!
What should I do?
In my case...
I'll put my chest out and raise it...
Eye level?
That's dangerous!
If you can see it, you can do it!
You have to raise it that high!
You can't do it with your hair up!
Wow!
What do you feel about that face?
What do you think about it?
I should think about something sexy!
Something sexy!
You have no experience!
That was sexy!
You're good at girl's manga, right?
I like mangas about girls!
You're right!
I think you're all the same, everyone learned how to make sexy faces just now!
So you should be able to do it too...
I can do it!
You did it!
I did it!
It's surprisingly good!
If you get used to it you'll like it!
Let's do eye level!
Let's start with when you have your tongue out.
And then we'll raise our chest like this...
Like this...
From below.
What? You look like a cold person.
I've only seen an Anpanman.
Anpanman.
Uncle Jam looks like a seducer.
I'm here! Uncle Jam, I'm here!
You want me to bake you some bread, don't you, Uncle Jam?
You want me to bake you some bread, don't you?
Yes! Bake me some bread!
Give me some baked bread!
Give me some!
Yes! Give me some bread!
Yes! Yes!
You can do it! You can do it!
You can do it!
You really helped me in many ways.
Thank you very much.
I'm still half-hearted.
Finally...
Do you have anything you want to say?
Well...
I've said it before...
Actually, I'm a big fan of AKB48.
I've been to their concert many times.
So...
I'll go to their concert anytime.
AKB "Tosagi Dojo"!
The luckiest girl in Japan, Tomomi Kasai and Tomomi's solo debut song "Tosagi Dojo".
By the way, Tomomi's favorite fruit is cherries.
I've come to hate you
The next episode of "Akb Forty-eight Dojo" is...
Charau Corps, who play with ordinary girls' hearts, appear!
Their evil plans are about to attack "Akb Forty- eight"!
Don't miss it!