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What will happen tonight when girls make a ruckus?!
"AKB" at 1:59 PM, the second "KaraDB" show!
I'm Bad Boy, host of "KaraDB".
Nice to meet you!
Bad Boy!
And the presenter is...
Junji Takada!
This "KaraDB" show is for the members of "AKB",
so we'd like to award people who have wonderful personalities.
Well, last time it was a weird show, but...
That's right.
This time, we might have something like "cute", or something like that.
Here's the first category!
It's "KaraDB" behind-the-scenes!
What?!
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
That's annoying.
Shut up!
You guys...
You guys have "cute", right?
If you have "cute", it's gotta be you, Shinono- san!
Yeah, it's gotta be you!
Shinono-san!
Idiot! Idiot!
You guys have "behind-the-scenes", so shut up and shut up!
Previously, the members conducted a survey,
and there were tons of crazy jokes filled with their true feelings!
From those votes, "behind-the-scenes" members will decide who's No. 1!
For those members who won,
we'll give you a special program image and a happy-to- collect gift badge!
This show is for the members of "AKB" who are the most calculated and lively!
I'd like to announce the three nominees!
"KaraDB" behind-the-scenes,
and "Arte" behind-the-scenes!
The first nominee is...
"Midegishi"!
The first nominee is...
"Midegishi Minami" who should be full of energy!
The second nominee is...
"Kojima"!
The second nominee is...
"Kojima Haruna" who is said to be a "natural character"!
The third nominee is...
"Watanabe"!
"Watanabe" has always dominated "KaraDB"!
And these are the three nominees for "KaraDB" behind-the-scenes!
This program is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors!
"Midegishi" has no memories of "KaraDB"!
The third nominee is...
"Miyazawa"!
"Miyazawa" has always dominated "KaraDB"!
"KaraDB" has always dominated "KaraDB"!
"Miyazawa" has always dominated "KaraDB"!
Why are you sleeping?
I'm not sleeping!
Then, you fell down, didn't you?
You're really something, aren't you?
Do you actually go into the dressing room and turn the switch on and off?
Well, we don't do that, but in the dressing room...
even if we're just relaxing a little...
when we're on stage, we think we have to do it properly...
so we turn it on and off in a good way.
What do you think about this kind of TV show?
Hmm...
Oh my, oh my, oh my...
It's different!
I have something to complain about. I won't say it now.
I thought you guys were getting along really well...
Oh, oh, oh!
She's acting now!
This is it!
Wow!
No, no, no, no, no!
Wow!
Next, Kojima Haruna will show you her hidden face!
I can recommend you this.
The reason is, sometimes your voice is scary.
Yes!
What do you mean?
I would like you to introduce yourself.
I'm Kojima Haruko and Kojima Haruna from Saitama Prefecture.
Nice to meet you.
Yes! That's it!
Isn't my voice always cute like this?
It's cute.
That's it! Sometimes my voice is really low.
What do you mean?
There is a girl called Komatani Hitomi who is good friends with me.
When I'm talking with her, my voice comes out a lot.
Sometimes I say "what?" and sometimes I say "I don't know."
Because you are not here.
What's wrong with me?
I'm nervous.
It was scary, wasn't it?
It's like now.
But there are girls who say "yes, hello" to me when I call them.
The voice changes.
I think it's creepy.
What are you talking about?
Thank you!
It's scary!
It's like now.
When you introduce yourself...
I'm Kojima Haruko. Nice to meet you.
It's completely different!
There is one more reason for being nominated.
The first place goes to Minegishi.
She's smart but pretends like she doesn't know anything.
She's a nasty person.
It seems like she knows what kind of person she is among the members.
She's like this in front of adults, but in front of me she's like, "Go to Menegishi and buy me juice."
And the members' mascot, Chikurin, is also in Watanabe!
I recommend you, Takahashi.
The reason is that your personality changes when you lose your appetite.
What does that mean?
I don't think everyone knows about it.
You know how you feel strange every time you talk about it?
That's right!
I observed it quite a bit.
And there was a ramen shop in front of me.
They told me to eat it in about two minutes because I didn't have much time.
I kept eating it!
And I was surprised.
Because you don't seem like you have an appetite.
Do you remember that?
I was really hungry.
And there was ramen.
And I was really hungry.
And I was really enthusiastic about eating it.
Look at you.
You all look like bad guys.
And now, based on Takada's own judgment, the winner of "Uraomote arudesho" will be decided!
The winner of "Uraomote arudesho" is...
Who is it?!
Miyuna Kazuyoshi and her boss!
Wow, Takada-san!
Takada-san!
You can't make an idol dance like that!
But Haraburo-san doesn't know how to dance at all.
Your watch is amazing!
The winner of "Uraomote arudesho" is...
Come on out!
Kojima Haruna-san!
The winner of "Uraomote arudesho" is Kojima Haruna!
How do you feel right now?
I'm totally fine.
Now, the next part is this!
Carol Devi's lack of exercise!
Again?
This award is given to someone who has the lowest ability to exercise out of all of the members of AKB.
This is tough.
Who danced? The one who said "donkusai" is "donkusai".
This is tough.
Now, let's announce the three nominees.
The first nominee is...
Takahashi!
The first nominee is Takahashi Minami, who sometimes dances in the center.
The second nominee is...
Maeda!
The second nominee is Maeda Atsuko, who is also active as an actress.
The last nominee is...
Kasai!
The third nominee is Tomomi Kasai of "Fushigi Kei Shoujo".
This award is given to someone who has the lowest ability to exercise out of all of the members of AKB.
Tomomi Kasai!
This is tough!
Takahashi, what do you think? Look!
I've seen her dancing before. What's your best pose?
My best pose?
Pose?
It's hard!
I haven't done it before!
It's like a 30-year-old pose!
First, Takahashi Minami's shocking coming-out!
I recommend Minami!
The reason is...
Her movements are weird!
Can I go first?
Sure, go ahead.
Until three years ago, Takahashi's basic posture was...
always...
dancing.
Wait a minute!
She dances like that.
That's her basic posture.
How does she do it?
Like this?
That's gross!
She hasn't evolved at all!
I think it'd be worse if she did a skip.
Skip!
Do it!
Can you do a skip?
Do a skip, Takahashi.
One more time!
Why can't you do it?
I can't do it!
Do a skip!
Skip!
Ojima's skip!
This is a skip!
Go ahead and do it!
You said you'd stop!
You can't even move your legs like this!
I said you can't even move your legs like this!
Why can't you do a skip?
Next, Maeda Atsuko also has a skip problem!
There are a few people I recommend...
The reason is...
Her face doesn't look like it can exercise.
That's all.
In the drama, she wears glasses and looks like a donkusai.
You're a donkusai, aren't you?
I'm a donkusai.
But that pose was a donkusai.
Can you do a skip, Maeda?
I can do it!
Do a skip!
I can do it!
It's different!
Try doing it with your hands.
One, two...
You...
You're terrible!
And Tomomi Kasai will be blamed by everyone!
The recommended person is Oshima!
The reason I think Kasai is stupid is...
Rather than Tomomi, it's Torooi!
What is that?! It's boring!
It's a little good, isn't it?
When we worked together in a movie or something...
It was a guy called Triathlon.
Triathlon is riding a bicycle, isn't it?
It's high, the chair is high and you can't see in the mirror.
He's riding a bicycle.
If you do that by yourself...
You'll fall down.
The tires are thin.
If you ride a bicycle...
You'll fall down.
That's what a foot sider is!
A foot sider is doing it with you.
You kick a foot sider with a stick, don't you?
You kick it with your hand, don't you?
It's a hand! A hand!
A gold medalist kicked me like this...
I felt sorry for him and...
What's wrong with you?
These three were nominated...
However, the winner of "Higher Athlete" will be decided by this game!
It's not a sports game...
Katana-san fell down!
In this game...
Not only three people will be nominated...
But everyone will participate!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Could it be that there are other animals too?
Of course there are!
Can't you tell just by looking at it?
Well then, Nitchuku! Please explain the rules of the game!
Only when you say "the demon, Takada-san, Takada- san, has collapsed" can you move.
There are some obstacles in the middle of the game, so you don't have to clear them.
If you can't move fast enough, you have to start over and the last one standing will be the winner of the game.
Well then, let's start the game!
Good luck!
Here I go!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Huh? Is everyone okay?
Takada-san has collapsed!
You're not moving, you're not moving!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Let's go in the net!
No, no!
You have to go in the net first!
Hurry up and go back!
No, you can't step on the net!
Hurry up!
Go back, go back!
Yuko-chan, you can't hang there!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Okay, stop!
She's like a stripper!
I don't want to see you like that!
She's all green now!
Nice!
This AKB is going crazy!
Everyone is like this!
This is really AKB!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Who?
I don't know, but I have a suggestion.
I'm not very boring, so I'll switch with Kiyoto- kun.
And so, instead of Takada-san, Kiyoto has become a demon!
There was a flash of powder, but...
Takada-san has collapsed!
He's moving!
Takahashi, who are you? You're Takahashi, aren't you?
Takahashi!
Takahashi, who are you? You're Takahashi, aren't you?
Out!
Last one!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Out? He came in first!
Out? Do you have candy?
Oh, there's candy.
Until you touch it?
Until you touch it.
Last one!
Takada-san has collapsed!
You can't use your legs!
You were too fast and you went out!
Oh, it was the last one!
Bye-bye is going crazy!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Time-out!
Maeda and Ota have cleared the race!
Maeda-chan, by the way, show the camera to Ame- chan.
Out!
What?
This pose is tiring!
It's tiring!
This pose is tiring!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Time-out!
Stop!
Miya-san is okay!
Miya-san!
Takada-san has collapsed!
Out!
The members are clearing the race one by one!
We don't know who is who anymore!
Did the members guess it right?
Pay attention to the screen above!
Daruma-san!
Don't do it, Oshima!
- No, no, Oshima! - It's clearly moving!
It's clearly moving! It's running like "bwaah"!
Oshima Mai, ignoring the rules and going crazy!
He touched it, but...
Of course, starting over!
But you haven't reached it yet!
Ah, okay!
When the comedy director tries to make people laugh, an incident happens!
Daruma-san fell!
He touched it, but...
You can't ride it! You can't ride it!
- You can't ride it! - Wait!
- You can't ride it! - Oshima-san, wait a minute!
- Wait a minute! - Huh? Your pose is weird!
No, no, no, no!
- Your pose is weird! - Right now...
Right now, it's going to a delicious place!
It's going to a delicious place!
- It pushed me and I fell! - You can't ride it!
Yuko-chan pushed you and you can't ride it!
After that, the members went crazy!
And what happened is...
These four people!
The last person will be punished for not exercising!
It's okay to talk, but it's dangerous to move!
It's dangerous!
- You can't ride it! - You can't ride it!
Nakano-san fell!
My eyes hurt!
Oshima!
Oshima-san!
- My eyes hurt! - Oshima-san, you're really Oshima-san!
Oshima-san, you're really a kabuki actor!
Nakano-san fell!
Okay!
Oshima is okay!
Noro and Oshima!
- You're only exercising! - Yes!
- You can do it! - I'll do my best!
- Nakano-san fell! - Yes!
Yay!
You two are okay!
- And so... - Yes!
- We have decided... - We have decided...
...that "Carody Exercise Onchi Sesho" will be canceled!
"Exercise・Onchi・Sesho" will still be canceled!
Is this really AKB?
What's wrong with you? You can't skip!
Oh, it wasn't.
You're like a muscle man right now.
As you can see, the current winning numbers are...
Midegishi and Kojima are one step ahead!
Next up is this!
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" is perfect for the upcoming season with a new start.
This time, enjoy it with the memory scenes of the members.
After the song, we have important news from the program!
In the classroom's window there is a bright sunset
And a little bit of spring calendar
If you look over it during class, you'll see the same uniforms
And friends who look like adults
They're going on a journey
To their respective futures
With dream wings on their back
When the cherry blossoms bloom, hope and money resound somewhere
They give us tomorrow's freedom and courage
When the cherry blossoms bloom, someone is praying somewhere
Opening a door to a new world with your own hands
When the cherry blossoms wither, only memories remain beautifully
Let's climb the adult staircase in front of us and wave our hands
After this, we have a surprising announcement from the program to the A.K.A.B.!
This is how they grow up.
When the cherry blossoms bloom
Somewhere a bell of hope will resound
They give us tomorrow's freedom and courage
Cherry blossom petals...
Girls have skirts and fluttering skirts
There are times when you want to run
Rolling girl, I met you
Are you looking at the setting sun?
I missed you, I missed you, I missed you
A.K.A.B.! 48!
It's out now!
I missed you!
A.K.A.B., 1 o'clock and 59 minutes.
This is the last episode.
Next episode is...
A.K.A.B.! 0 o'clock and 59 minutes!
We'll make you into a pet club.
Thanks to everyone's support, we will move every Monday at 0 o'clock and 59 minutes!
Until now, A.K.A.B. has been working hard and doing this and that!
Please look forward to Monday night at 0 o'clock and 59 minutes!
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