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Yes! To you...
Cut!
Okay, that's enough for today.
There's something I want to say to you from Hanada-san!
Happy-po!
Looking at you all, I think you all have a wall between you.
In a group like this, it's true you can't get along.
You can't steal from each other.
But you shouldn't have a wall between you.
This show is brought to you by...
This show is brought to you by these sponsors!
So, starting tonight, we'll start with this segment!
A.k.a. "Measuring Box", in which members and shows will post their complaints!
It's a segment where we'll say what we think, deepen our bonds, and improve the show!
Okay, draw your first card!
First card!
Here it is!
Takahashi Minamiye!
Minamiye!
It's from Ms. M.S.!
She has no talent for talking at all!
She's so good at free-talking, it's so slippery!
Wow, wow, wow!
If you say it in a normal way, it's Miyazawa, but...
Miyazawa!
Takahashi is so good at free-talking!
She doesn't say it herself, but raises the hurdle!
Listen up! There's something funny that happened to me!
That's right!
It's like she's talking about something funny and it makes her laugh!
She makes herself laugh!
That's right! I don't know what you're talking about!
I see, I see!
Well, I don't know anything about you, Takahashi, so...
Let's play this song right now!
Takahashi Minamiye's "Beauty and the Beast"!
I've prepared an accordion for you!
If you say it out loud like this, you'll be able to talk!
Me!
Let's go!
Thank you!
Takahashi!
This is funny!
This is it!
About two days ago, I was on the train on my way home.
I was sitting down, and there was an old man sitting in front of me.
And the old man...
The old man was kind of fluttering...
So I was a little sleepy, but I observed the old man for a while.
And then...
You're not doing anything!
What were you doing?
What about your face?
I was sneezing really loudly.
What is this?
I was running away and then...
My house fell down!
Hey!
You can't go on like this!
Are you okay?
And with that, the story is confirmed.
You know what Miyazawa wants to say.
You... No, on the contrary, don't talk about it like that!
You can't talk about it like that!
I wanted to meet you!
Okay, next.
Okay!
Ono Elena!
Yes?
This is from om-san.
You think you're still a child and you think you can do anything you want...
But that's a big mistake!
This is pretty scary!
Who is it?
Oshima Mai!
All you can say is "oh"!
Ow, ow, ow!
I'm okay!
What do you mean you're okay?
How old are you?
I'm 24 years old.
You're making me laugh!
You sound like a crazy idiot!
I'm 24 years old!
I feel like I drank a lot of Coca-Cola today!
You're so drunk today!
Am I drunk?
What does this mean?
You said something amazing to a famous comedian on a certain show.
Isn't it normal for an adult to say that?
I've seen a lot of things since I was the youngest.
That's right.
Stop with the jokes!
Hey, you're pushing it too far!
We've talked about a lot of things, but you're still an adult!
That's right.
I get told that a lot in the dressing room, but...
I guess this is fine like this.
I wanted to meet you!
Aim! Big actress! Act! Deceive! Acting ability battle!
Well, last time, we asked you to eat wasabi sushi and acted.
This week, I'm going to show you my acting ability, so I hope you'll forgive me.
I'm Hatochi! Nice to meet you!
I'm Kichikichi's Satoya Kani! Nice to meet you!
I'm 19-year-old Asumodo Saiga! Nice to meet you!
This game is a team competition.
Five representatives of the team will compete.
The five of them will sit together.
But one of them has his feet pressed all the time.
That's right! Aiming to be a big actress again tonight, it's an acting ability battle!
Out of the five representatives of the team, one of them will receive a painful massage.
Who is it?
In order not to be found out, the other four are desperate to act!
If you don't get caught out by your opponent, you'll get a happy Oshipin badge!
This time, Dr.Fukito's Yonamine will give you a painful massage!
How painful is it?
First of all, Kiyoto will massage his body!
Your feet are hard!
My feet are hard!
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
Do it! Do it!
It hurts a lot!
It's no good! It's no good!
And with that...
Yes, yes, yes.
Ah, it's hard.
Is it not good?
Wait, I can't take it!
The representative of the first team is Kojirano.
Will he be able to deceive his opponent's team?
First, Slide Queen Takahashi!
Yes! Then, Sensei! Please!
Go ahead!
It's definitely painful!
It went through.
It's painful.
You're good.
Where is it?
Here.
Sensei, please do the most painful part.
Next, Yukarin and Satou Yukarin.
Sensei, please do it!
Don't go wild.
Don't go wild and kick Sensei.
Don't kick at all!
Sensei, don't kick at all!
If you have a question...
How do you push?
When you push...
Where is it?
Somewhere in the middle.
Somewhere in the middle?
Next.
Calculator, naturalist, Kojima.
Please do it.
Sensei, please do it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Do you often go to a massage shop?
No I don't.
By the way, where did you push me?
Where was it?
Finger!
Sensei, can you do it harder?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Sensei is teasing her because she doesn't want to do it.
I don't want to do it, but I'll probably do it.
Next one!
Actually, it's a bit scary.
Teacher, please!
It's hot!
I'm weak.
It hurts, right? It hurts, right? It hurts, right? It hurts, right?
It hurts!
Fall down! Fall down! Fall down!
You're too strong! You're too strong!
Sata-san is so weak.
Everyone's acting is...
I'm basically weak.
Everyone's acting is so good that we only have Sata- san's material.
Sata-san's material is nothing.
My ears! My ears hurt!
Let's go to the next one.
The last one is a woman in her 20s, Kawasaki...
Sensei, please!
I didn't do it. Sensei was touching me.
It hurts!
Sensei, does it hurt?
Are you okay?
Someone come and do it!
You're so good!
What is it?
Someone...
It's difficult!
She really did it.
Let's do it one more time.
Let's all do it together.
Let's all do it together!
Go ahead!
It hurts! It hurts!
Out of the four of them, none of their acting is fake!
The only one who really hurts is Sata-san!
What is it?!
Will they be able to find the real one?!
So, who was being pushed?
One, two...
Yuka-rin!
Sato!
I see.
What about you, Takara-san?
Me too.
Yuka-rin.
Sato.
Why did you all choose Sato?
I felt like I was being pushed until the end.
Also, Takara-san told me about it.
While Minagi-shi was taking off his boots, he said, "It's okay if it's barefoot, right?"
I looked to the right, you know.
Well, Minagi-shi, you're not good at this, but...
Well, then...
Teacher! Please press the button!
Now, who really was being pushed over there?
Who really was being pushed over there?
And the correct answer is...
This person!
Takahashi!
And with that, the high school team is defeated!
Thank you!
It's amazing!
I didn't feel any pain in my head when I looked in the mirror!
Did it hurt?
No, but...
By the way, Sensei, where did Takahashi's acupuncture point hurt the most?
It hurt right where my head was.
Takahashi!
I missed you!
And now, here are the representatives of the high school team!
Will they be able to deceive us with their acting skills?
First up is Watanabe, who will be turning 14 next week!
Sensei, please tell us about Watanabe!
Go ahead!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts more, doesn't it?
It hurts! It hurts!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Sensei, are you here?
Yes, I'm here!
Sensei, does your head have long hair?
It hurts! It hurts!
It's cute! It's cute!
It's cute, isn't it?
Now, let's move on!
And now, let's see their reactions!
The comedian, Sato Natsuki!
Please!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It smells!
It hurts! It hurts!
It fell! It fell!
It fell, Sato! It fell!
It's cute!
Sensei, you're doing too much!
It hurts! It hurts!
You're not saying anything!
It's easy for you to do!
Look at me! Don't scratch me!
I can act too!
Please use it!
But you can't use it!
Use it! Use it!
Then, Natsuki, you use it!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
It hurts! It hurts!
Now, next!
Next, Kasai, who should be relaxing!
Now, Kasai!
Yes!
Sensei!
Please tell us what Kasai is doing!
Eh?
Oh! That hurts! That hurts! That hurts!
Which part hurt the most?
My toes...
Sensei, please do it one more time.
- Please show me your head. - My head?
- Show me your head. - Wait, wait, I'm not finished yet.
- Wait for me. - Show me your head.
- Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! - Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
- Ow! Ow! Ow, ow, ow! - Ow! Ow, stop!
- Ouch!
Alright, let's move on.
And a 17-year-old man with confidence...
Miyazawa.
- Pay attention to the screen. - The game is getting hard.
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Watch out! Watch out!
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
White eyes hurt me now!
Watch out! Watch out!
It's not realistic!
White eyes are crazy in the movie!
I can't do it!
It's really painful!
It hurts! It hurts!
Where did you get white eyes from?
Right now, it's around here.
Please do it harder!
One more time for the part that hurts you now!
Outside? Inside?
White eyes...
Ouch! Ouch!
Where is it? Where is it?
Where is it?
Let's do the next one!
Everyone is good at this!
Let's do the next one!
Yes!
The last one is Akimoto!
The four of them have been acting well up until now, but...
Please do it!
Does it hurt?!
If you don't answer, we'll end it.
Let's end it.
What is it?!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts enough!
That's all!
I don't know!
Then...
That's all for today!
There's no lies in this world!
There's only one person who really hurts!
Well, it seems like it's not just Akeboto...
If you break it here, you win!
And both of you got the chance!
What are you going to do? Are you all going to push it again?
Are you going to do it?
Only Sai and Natsu...
Sai and Natsu...
Please!
Okay! Then let's go!
Let's go with only Tato and Miyasawa!
Go ahead!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Sai's face is a little...
Please push it harder! Harder!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Please push it one more time!
Okay! Okay! Okay!
Sappo and Miyasawa! Who will you choose?
But it might be someone else!
Then, who was exposed?
One, two...
Sai!
Miyasawa!
I see! Why Miyasawa?
I thought you looked like Nacchi...
Since you're in charge of making people laugh...
You purposely overreacted...
And you said, "It hurts for me, it doesn't hurt for you."
I see!
I'll choose Sato!
I see!
Is there an answer?
Then, teacher...
Please push everyone's feet!
Go ahead!
It hurts! It hurts! It hurts!
Who was it?
It was that person!
And with that...
Correct!
Two rounds in a row!
It's good that you're good at acting.
Benben, Benben.
What is it?
I'll do it slowly for you.
After this, Takada-san and Kojima-san will talk about dangerous things!
Kojima-san, I love you!
Graduation season is just around the corner!
And for the coming cherry blossom season, "Cherry Blossom Petals 2008" is perfect!
This time, enjoy it with members' off-shot!
At the classroom window, there's a bright sunset
and a little bit of spring calendar left.
If you look over during class, you'll see friends in the same uniform
who look like adults.
We're going on a journey
to our respective futures, aren't we?
On your back, dream wings are growing.
When cherry blossoms bloom,
somewhere a bell of hope will sound.
It will give us tomorrow's freedom and courage.
When cherry blossoms bloom,
somewhere a bell of hope will sound.
It will open the door of a new world
with your own hands.
Tears are falling down.
Only those memories are beautiful.
Let's go up the adult stairs in front of us
and wave goodbye.
The name of the troubled idol is "Junji".
Well, the one who visited Junji tonight is Haruna Kojima.
What is Haruna Kojima's trouble?
What are you doing? I'll be out in about ten minutes.
What are you doing?
You're not here for work, are you?
No, I'm not.
Oh, you're not?
Yes.
It's not a problem for you to be beautiful like you are, is it?
It is.
Is it?
I don't know what I should do from now on, but what should I do?
Well, let's aim for Beijing for the time being.
If you participate in the Olympics, you might be interested in "sepa takro".
What is it?
People haven't done it yet.
Takro?
Maybe it's not Yoshida Takro.
If you do it like that, there won't be many people, so you can participate in the Olympics.
Yes. When is it?
Beijing.
Beijing?
Beijing is written as "northern border", isn't it?
Southern border is "southern border", isn't it?
Yes.
Western border is "western border", isn't it?
Then, what about eastern border?
"eastern border"?
Isn't eastern border "tokyo"?
Wow!
I'm getting obsessed with you!