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Amazing! Amazing! Amazing!
Tonight, girls' screams will echo far and wide!
I, Natsumi Hidaijima and Yutani Sato will be your hosts for today!
You girls are so plain!
You can't be mad at us!
What should we do to make you feel better?
What?
What should we do to make you feel better?
Let's do it!
We're going to do a segment where ordinary people will show off their talents!
Let's do it!
We're going to do a segment where ordinary people will show off their talents!
Last time, AKB showed off their talents to ordinary boys and girls.
This time, they're going to show off their talents to...
These girls!
Ordinary girls!
Then, come out!
This program is brought to you by DOCOMO and the sponsors you see here!
Now, this is a crowd of ordinary girls!
So, what is it? What is it? I'm talking to you all at once. What is it?
What is it?
Why is the guest always weird?
Hey! Hey!
What's wrong with you? You're an ordinary girl, aren't you?
Now you know that there is hell in the world, don't you?
So, this time, ordinary girls and Mr. Takada will be chosen as hostesses!
The members who are chosen as hostesses will receive a hostess badge that will make all your dreams come true!
Please choose your hostesses with me!
By the way, my hostess is...
Mayuko Oshima!
Oshi-hen won't end!
Now, please introduce yourself!
I'm Izumi-chan from Kazuki-cho!
And what is this?
It's silicon!
I know it, but it's no good!
Now, please introduce yourself!
I'm Toku from Mizome-arara!
Toku-chan is human, isn't she?
Toku-san! Toku-san!
In addition, Japanese-style beauty Madoka-chan and blonde beauty Tamako-chan will participate!
Now, please choose your hostesses with your first impression among all of the AKB members!
The members who are chosen there will challenge for two times of appeal time!
Finally, please choose again!
Now, first choice!
Who will be chosen with only their first impression?
Now, who will be chosen with only their first impression?
Miyazawa, Takahashi, Oshima, Akimoto, and Noro!
Okay, the five chosen people, please come forward.
Now, your first impression is more important than anything in the world.
Let's hear it one by one.
Wait a minute.
Which one of you is Okama?
I'm not Okama!
Okama is this way.
That's rude!
Wait a minute, you two look alike!
You two look alike!
We're sisters!
Oh, you're brothers!
We're sisters!
I'm from Noro!
Why are you from Noro?
Because we smell the same.
If you smell the same, it means you smell like curry.
Okay, let's move on.
Why Akimoto?
If I could be like her now, I'd like to be like her when I was in high school.
Oh, I see.
Did you want to be like her?
I want to be like her now.
You want to be like her now, don't you?
It's such a shame, isn't it?
Are you from Grimdover?
Why Oshima?
Because you look like me three years ago.
If you were me three years ago, you'd look like me now.
Okay, that's too much.
How about you, Miyazawa?
I've liked Miyazawa since I was a kid.
Shinozaki?
Shinozaki.
It can't be helped. I was just saying it.
Shinozaki?
Yes.
Do you look like Shinozaki?
Don't say that about Shinozaki.
I was shocked and cried.
Shinozaki of Yamanoshi may be different next week.
As you can see, the five of them have chosen Oshimen.
But it's only the first stage.
It will change depending on their future appeals.
Oshimen, second challenge!
This time's judging point is this!
How much of a woman's sense of humor there is!
A woman with a sense of humor is better, right?
Of course!
A woman's sense of humor?
That's right!
A woman's sense of humor is surprisingly difficult, isn't it?
It is!
A woman's sense of humor...
From now on, one person at a time will try to improvise on stage to test a woman's sense of humor!
The topic is...
A word from a woman when she doesn't want a gift from a man.
She gladly accepts a gift from a man.
However, when she opens the box...
What's inside is...
A towel!
Huh? Don't you like it?
Says the man.
Here...
With a word that doesn't hurt the man...
Please show us a woman's sense of humor!
Akiboto's "A word that doesn't hurt the man"!
Ready...
Birthday gift.
This is for you.
Huh? Really?!
I'm happy for you, but can I open it?
Yeah, let me open it.
What's that supposed to mean?
Here.
Don't you like it?
No.
Let's polish each other like a towel and grow together!
Nice to meet you!
Nice to meet you, too!
What's up with you, Takara-san?
Well, it seems like Akiboto-san is smart and all...
But when I asked him to open it and show me...
He turned around and opened it...
Huh? Are you sure you want me to show you?
Right?!
Next up is...
Takahashi, who's starring in the drama "Saito- san"!
I'll do it.
Huh? Are you sure?
Didn't you like it?
Huh? No.
It got dirty in the bathroom, so I'll do it like this!
How is it? Is it fun?
It's like "I love croquettes!"
It's funny.
I see.
Mama! Croquettes!
Mama!
Next is Takada-san's favorite, Miyazawa!
It's your birthday.
Oh, really?
I'll give you this.
Really?! Can I open it?
Of course.
Oh, but I'll take it.
Because...
More than money, my love for you is enough for me!
Encore!
It's like a musical.
What do you think, Sadabara-san?
Miyazawa-san is more relaxed than I expected.
If it were me, I'd say I like "Pajero" better.
But the show is different!
No! I was going to say the opposite!
And then, Oshima Mai said something bombastic!
This?
Don't you like it?
Thank you! Take good care of it, thinking it's Kiyoto!
Oshima!
Well, Kiyoto, I thought you were really cool, so I got nervous.
What? Where did you get that from? It's pitch black!
I want to see it!
Are you burning it?
It's green!
Green is bad!
And finally, the person in charge of AKB's comedy, Noro!
Kiyoto, since it's your birthday, let's go biking and eat something!
Let's eat!
But, before that, it's your birthday, right?
Let's eat!
Before biking, I have a present for you.
R-really?
Aha!
This!
Wow! I've always wanted one of these!
Really?
It's a hairstyle, right?
A hairstyle!
It's amazing! What is it? A boar? What is it?
I'm so happy! Let's have fun!
And I...
How old were you, Takara-san?
Well, if you count me from 18 years old...
I'm 24 years old.
Ah, I knew it!
I knew it!
If this was Noro...
Yes?
Um, excuse me, it was a prank! I'll put up a placard, okay?
That was Noro Keisuke!
- What do you think? - Noro's first impression is as expected.
- It's as expected. - Will "ara ara" work for you? - Not at all.
Ara ara ara ara ara
You want that kind of feeling, don't you?
Next up is the final choice!
With this result, the final choice will be decided!
- The final checkpoint is this! - Yes!
I love brave girls!
- As expected, a brave woman is better, right? - Of course!
See!
This is the game you have to challenge to show your bravery!
One by one, you sit down and press the start button.
Then, a creepy person will come and stare at you!
How long can you hold out without pressing the stop button?!
By the way, in the last broadcast, a creepy black girl's creepy butt came up close!
Just what is this creepy person?!
- What? - No, in the last broadcast,
she's someone you love and want to become friends with!
- You thought she'd come, didn't you? - There's no such thing in Manager!
- Of course there isn't! - You said it!
- Then, Kiyoto! Bring me a cool girl! - Yes!
- Yes!
- Shut up, you! - Yes!
The person you want to become friends with in AKB is...
This person!
I love AKB! It's Shiro-chan!
- So, today's star is... - Yes!
- Today's star is Mai-chan! - Hey, Mai-chan!
- How are you, Mai-chan? - I'm good!
- How are you? - I'm always talking to you, Mai - mai!
- Good morning, Mai-mai! - Good morning!
In the middle of the mud, the first challenger is... - Tadahashi!
- Now, Kuro-chan, who is wearing a panda's panties, is coming! - Yes!
- Let's see how long she can stand it! Ready...
- I don't like this place! Help me! - Yes, yes!
- 4 meters! 3.5 meters!
- 3 meters! 2.5 meters!
- Gradually, gradually, Kuro-chan's panties are coming closer!
- Now! 1 meter! Yes! 40 meters! 50 meters! 23 meters!
- Wow! How many centimeters is this? - 2 centimeters!
- Tadahashi... - Yes? - How did you stand it?
- The panties were so real... - You're sweating like crazy!
- What happened? You're sweating like crazy!
- Next, Akimoto will show us her boldness!
- Akimoto's challenge! Ready...
- Now, press the start button! Gradually, the panties are coming closer!
- Gradually, the panties are coming closer! The panda is getting closer!
- Akimoto can't see! Akimoto can't see!
- Now! 1 meter! 1 meter!
- Press and challenge! Akimoto! Akimoto!
- Akimoto! You didn't press it!
- What's wrong, Akimoto?
- Even though I'm an idol, I don't want people to think I don't have boldness!
- What do you think of my boldness?
- That's amazing! You're experienced in everything, so you should do anything!
- Should I try it? - Yes! Ah, I'll do it!
- Wait! I'll do it! - No, you'll do it!
- Next, Miyazawa!
- However, she's scared of Akimoto's sweat and her record is 1 meter and 40 centimeters!
- Now, Akimoto's challenge! Press and challenge!
- Akimoto! I love you! Press and challenge!
- Yay! I'll press and challenge! I'll press and challenge!
- You'll go to Ojima, won't you?
- These pants are better than rice.
- No! No! No!
- No!
- You'll come, won't you?
- No! No!
- The panda was a little big, so I'll make it a little panda.
- Ojima!
- This is...
- Ready, Ojima! Ready!
- Bye-bye!
- Now, press and challenge! Now!
- Now, Akimoto's challenge!
- Now, one meter!
- In one meter!
- Fifty centimeters!
- Yeah, just this shot and the distance is right.
- No, Ojima, still alive!
- Start again.
- And once left.
- Yay!
- It's hard, right?
- Ojima!
- Look ahead!
- Ojima!
- Look ahead!
- Ojima!
- You looked like you'd do a bit more,
But I can see something a little realistic.
It's not realistic!
This is a foreign country!
Are you okay?
Are you okay? I'm really smoking too much.
Wait! Please be quiet for a little longer!
The last one is the variety personality, Noro!
But Kuro-chan seems to be having a great time!
Ah, that's nice!
Ah, it hurts! It hurts!
Ah, it hurts!
Kuro-chan, you want me to do that?
Yes!
Kuro-chan, you want me to do that?
Do you think you can do it?!
Do you think you can do it?! Let's go!
Ready, go!
It really hurts!
This is a tragedy for Noro!
This is chicken butt! The last one is Noro!
Ready, start!
This really hurts!
This is the worst!
Noro! Noro, don't stop!
Wait!
Result announcement!
What's up, Noro?
Before that...
Kuro-chan!
Yes?
What are you going to do about my character?
It's so half-assed...
You can say it now, Kuro-chan!
I'm the one who's being scolded!
Oh, sorry!
I'll make up for it later!
So...
After the chicken race, did you have any changes of heart?
Write it down!
Nothing, right?
After two appeals, has there been a change of opinion?
Who's the opinion?
Ta-dah!
Oh!
Noro, Akimoto, Takahashi, Oshima!
Oshima!
So you didn't have any changes of heart?
I was Oshima from the beginning, too!
I was scared that Oshima would really eat me!
Here are the current winners!
Next up is this segment!
Boys and girls, follow me!
For celebrities and celebrities from all walks of life,
among the AKB members,
this segment is for you to choose your favorite member!
This time, it's the person who appears on TV every day!
N.H.!
It's me, Un! Un!
Un! Un!
By the way...
Oh, you're waiting for me!
A very trendy person is waiting for me!
Hello!
Let me introduce you!
Thank you!
This week's show is Saturday!
It's a quiz show hosted by Hideyuki Nakayama!
"Rally King"!
Celebrities get pairs of correct answers in a row!
In other words, by aiming for a rally,
you'll know what's good about it!
Quiz show!
Shinoda and Oshima!
Let's have Nakayama-san choose his answer!
Nakayama-san is curious about his age, but...
13 years old? 13 isn't good!
Is it the opposite?
I'm older, but my son is closer!
Oshima's announcement after this!
And like that, they grew up.
And now, let's have Nakayama-san choose his answer!
A.K.A. the 48!
I'm already out!
I missed you!
Hideyuki Nakayama's favorite member is...
Hana Tojima-chan.
Hana? Why Hana?
Her lips are mischievous.
You want to meet her, don't you?
Yes, I do.
Right?
Then please come to the set.
Oh, me?
Nice to meet you.
Hideyuki Nakayama's favorite member is...
Hana Tojima!
A scary season is coming...
It's really dangerous! Let's stop it!
Are you going to sing?
I'm sorry for the fans...
A.K.A. the 48!
That horrible event that pushed the fans to the bottom of fear has revived...
It's the devil!
The devil's handshake...
I think it's one of the toppings...
But we can't stop the handshake here.
Isn't friendship usually the most important thing?
I'm heartbroken that we're making it impossible for the fans...
I've been having a lot of things going on with my girlfriend lately...
Stop it!
The fans won't listen to you!
Inagishi...
Aren't you coming?
The handshake...
For idols...
Let's shake hands!
Let's do it again!
I'd like to join you in that handshake.
Right now?
One...
Two...
Three...
A creepy voice counting CDs is echoing...
A forbidden event that puts a huge burden on the fans...
A white hand of a skinny girl...
People line up to convey love...
At that moment...
The devil whispers...
Please don't stop.
People talk...
People are stripped...
People are wrapped up in hell...
This spring, the biggest problem work...
"Devil's Handshake"...
You will be swept away by high speed...
Indies era's memorable first single has been revived as 2008 version.
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" which was released two days ago.
This is the only graduation song of the year!
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" which was released two days ago.
This is the only graduation song of the year!
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" which was released two days ago.
This is the only graduation song of the year!
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" which was released two days ago.
Next week, we'll hear more AKB's screams!