AISubs v3.5
Tonight, AKB's tragedy strikes!
Furthermore, what will happen to AKB until they reach their idol's limit?!
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, yes!
I wanted to meet you!
I'll be singing today's song. Me, Maeda Tsukoto.
And you, Shinri Kotohda's Kazumi.
Nice to meet you.
So, how did you like the panel last week?
Yes.
Oh, you!
Nice to meet you.
You were so cute!
How old are you?
I'm 16 years old.
Special, because you're cute.
You said it too early!
You're cute!
It's my first appearance, too.
Someone said it! You said it!
No, I didn't say it!
How about you? Are you cute? Which one of you is cute?
I'm cute! I'm cute!
Huh?
Not really.
Not really?!
Well, we'd like to start this week, but...
Yes.
Takara-san said it again today!
That's right.
You guys are still too unknown.
I'm Takata Junki, too, but...
When you go out in the city, you know people you know and you don't know people you don't know.
That's obvious.
What Takara-san wants to say is...
that you should show your faces to everyone.
That's right.
So, we're going to give out postcards to general public and...
general public will receive them.
And the people we're giving out postcards to are...
boys and girls!
Today, we will...
...invite ordinary students!
You guys, come out!
This program is...
...sponsored by...
...these students!
These ordinary students...
...will be choosing their masks!
Look!
Ordinary!
It's not ordinary at all!
Because in our school days...
...this kind of students were ordinary!
That's right!
Therefore, this time...
...ordinary boys and girls like me...
...and Mr. Takada...
...will be choosing their masks!
To the members chosen as ordinary boys and girls...
...if you collect 10 masks...
...all of your dreams will come true!
We will give you an ordinary boy badge!
You too, please choose a mask!
By the way, my narrator, Iwami's mask is...
"Oshima Yuko-chan"!
Do your best, Chris!
First of all, let's start with the self- introduction of boys and girls!
My name is Hakkienwa. I'm 17 years old.
I'm from Chiba Prefecture.
Chiba Prefecture?!
You sound like you're from Chihuahua.
Oh no, I'm going to say a joke at Yoshimoto Kouga.
I'm going to say a joke at Yoshimoto Kouga, so I'm going to say a joke at Yoshimoto Kouga.
Next, please introduce yourselves!
My name is Masano. I'm 18 years old.
18 years old?!
That's not good! That's not good!
That's not good!
Also, Bakun from Chiba Prefecture and Odoriko from Chiba Prefecture participated!
But all of a sudden, he got cursed!
Where did you get cursed from?
Who did you ask?
Everyone.
Where did you get this perm?
Handsome.
What?!
Handsome?!
Handsome is in Chiba Prefecture!
I got cursed by a barber who said "handsome"!
That's right.
Everyone said "handsome"! Where did you say?
Handsome.
I see.
First of all, everyone said "handsome" and Mr. Takada said "cursed"!
The members who were chosen there will do a two- time appeal challenge!
At the end of the challenge, they will be asked to choose their favorite members again!
First of all, first choice!
Who will be chosen only by first impression?!
Who is the favorite member who became a fan of you in the first meeting?!
It's you!
It's you, Ura!
And you, Ishii? Kojima!
And you, Tamura?
Me, too! I chose Shino.
Why is the second one Shino?
There's no second one!
The third one is Shino!
Don't do that!
So, you chose Polly.
And you, Ishii? Ura?
And you, Ura?
I think I have guts.
You think you have guts?
Do you like me?
She's shy!
And you, Hane?
Hane laughed!
Hane doesn't laugh.
The first one is Minigishi.
Why Minigishi?
Because I like riding a bike.
If you were riding a bike, would you ride it?
Yes!
But if you were with me, you'd go to the same barber shop as me.
You don't want to change, do you?
No, I don't. I want to be like you.
And you, Onigiri.
Why did you choose Onigiri?
I'm proud of being next to you.
She wants to show off.
Yes, she does.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
Where did your energy go?
You're so cute now.
Shut up! Shut up!
As you can see, the five of them chose Oshimen.
But it's only the first stage.
It will change depending on their appeals.
Let's hear their appeals first!
Oshimen Second Choice!
OK, here is the decision point for this round!
Is she a woman who makes you feel excited?
Yes, that's right.
That's for sure.
Now, one by one, we will do a rapid-fire challenge.
The topic is "a word that makes your boyfriend feel excited for being late for a meeting".
"She is waiting for him in the park".
Then, her boyfriend appears.
"Sorry, I'm late".
"After this, please make me feel excited with a nice word".
"Please make me feel excited with a nice word".
"Please make her feel excited with a nice word".
"You're late".
"Not yet, Kiyoto"?
"Sorry, sorry for being late for an hour".
"Are you angry"?
"No, I'm not angry".
"After I fell in love with Kiyoto",
"I've been waiting for him for five years".
"Answer"!
"Crash"! "Miracle"!
Wow!
Are you tired?
No, I'm a little nervous.
Why are you guys acting like Yankees?
But Asano decided it in the first round.
What do you think?
No, I don't think anything.
What?
I heard it!
Asano...
But isn't it irrelevant to the time you date and the time you wait?
It's one thing in the morning and one thing in the evening.
Next up are Takada and Satano.
Sorry, I'm one hour late.
No, it's my fault.
Kisu, I'm sorry for making you wait.
Shibata's super beautiful! Super fun!
What do you think of it?
Well, I think if I comment here, that atmosphere will get dirty, so let me refrain.
What did you say again? There, on the stage.
Sorry for making you wait for the kiss.
Give me a kiss! Give me a kiss!
Next up is Minegishi. What is the handsome's reaction?
Hmm, you're late, Kiyoto. Are you ready yet?
Sorry, I'm one hour late.
It's totally fine!
How was that, Ishii?
Isn't it good that you're excited?
That's not how you do it. How about you, Handsome?
You look like him.
What?
You look like him.
Be honest.
And, of course, Kojima is...
One hour late.
Are you mad?
It's totally fine!
The previous guy made me wait for four hours.
I don't want you to say it.
If you say it again...
In the end, Urano did something terrible!
Wow, you're late!
Where are you?
I overdid it.
Sorry, I'm one hour late.
You're late!
I'm totally mad.
Huh?
You're mad?
Hurry up and do something funny.
Make me happy.
Hurry up!
Something funny!
Hurry up!
I'm scared.
I think you're the best comedian in the world.
People who have questions about many things, look over there.
Rock, paper, scissors!
Look over there!
He has a question.
How was it, Kiyoto?
How was it? It was kind of slippery, wasn't it?
Can we talk about the gag?
Let's go, let's go, let's go.
It's too boring. On the contrary, it's really boring.
Next is the final choice.
As a result, the final choice will be decided!
Here is the final choice checkpoint!
I love a woman with courage!
You like a woman with courage, don't you?
It's better to have one.
I would like to judge you with a game whether you are a woman with courage or not!
Be friends and push each other!
Here is the game you will be challenged!
Each person sits in a chair and presses the start button themselves.
Then, a creepy person comes up to you and approaches you!
How many centimeters can you stand without pressing the start button?
Show your courage and press the start button!
The first challenger is Kojima!
Someone is approaching here!
What is it?
Hey, Kiyoto! Bring me something cold!
What is it?
Leave me alone for a moment!
Okay, leave me alone!
What is it?
Leave me alone for a moment!
What is it?
Someone loves AKB and wants to push AKB!
Everyone in the studio panicked!
Someone loves AKB and wants to push AKB!
What is it?
Leave me alone for a moment!
Someone loves AKB and wants to push AKB!
You need a support!
Who is Kuro-chan's support?
It's you, Maeda-chan!
I'm glad it's you!
Go ahead!
I'm fine!
Why are you fine?
She's running away!
From now on, Kuro-chan's butt will be your support!
You are bears!
They are cute!
Bear-san has bear-chan's butt!
You can put a mask on your face!
You are a bear!
Ready!
3.5 meters!
2.5 meters!
Kuro-chan's butt is getting bigger!
1.5 meters!
1 meter!
Kuro-chan's butt is getting bigger!
15 centimeters!
Great!
Kuro-chan's butt is 15 centimeters!
You are good!
You are ambitious!
Next, Kuro-chan's butt is in Maeda's support!
Kuro-chan!
Yes!
You like Maeda, but...
You did it, Maeda-chan!
You did it!
You did it, Maeda-chan!
How about you, Maeda?
I'll do my best!
Ready!
You can do it!
Maeda-chan!
You're a little off.
Maeda-chan!
3.2.5cm!
You're getting closer and closer!
1cm!
50cm!
40cm!
You did it!
10cm!
You did it, Maeda!
Maeda, you did well!
I thought I could do it a little more, but...
I was wet, so...
Minagishi Suzuki records 10cm with Maeda!
Urano is surprisingly scared and does 18cm!
Finally, Takada-san and Sato-san push Shino!
Let's do it!
Ready!
4 meters, 3 meters, and 2.5 meters.
Kuma-chan's butt is getting used to it.
1 meter! 50 centimeters!
Stop!
8 centimeters!
10 centimeters!
Stop!
Shino-san is kind.
Come over here.
Two men.
Wait a minute! We're raising our height!
Shino-san, you didn't say it, did you?
Um...
It smelled.
It doesn't smell!
You can't say that.
Announcement of results!
Was there a change of heart after the second chicken race?
Please choose again!
Please!
After two appeals, has there been a change of preference?
Preference! The chosen one is...
Urano, Urano, Minagishi, Koshima, Shinoda!
Urano has two appeals.
Why Urano?
I don't have a reason for it.
You don't have a reason for it!
So the chosen one is...
Shinoda!
Of course it's Shinoda!
Because Shinoda tied up my hands and feet for me.
Is that such a reason?
Give me your appeals!
Thank you!
Here is the current number of appeals.
Shinoda and Minagishi each have three appeals and are one step ahead of each other!
Now, let's move on to the big news!
On February 24th,
AKB will sing their last song, "Joshi Yokuden" which is a theme song of Yokohama International Girls' Festival.
Please listen to it!
As white clouds are washed away
As we choose our own paths in the blue sky
We look out of the same classroom window
As we choose our own paths in the blue sky
We look out of the same classroom window
As we choose our own paths in the blue sky
I won't forget the last uniform I wore
To my dream far, far away
Everyone starts walking a long path from this place
As we choose our own paths in the blue sky
While taking off my last uniform and heading for my dream
My tears won't stop
I won't forget
Please press like button!
Among famous people and celebrities from all walks of life,
we will choose a member who is most popular among them.
Today's guest is a first-class entertainer who looks good in glasses, B.O.
A first-class entertainer who looks good in glasses?
You mean Tamo-san, right?
Oh, it's you!
Let's go to the studio where B.O. is.
And...
Good evening!
We are AKB48!
This is AKB48!
Good morning!
Please come to MOBAPOSU today.
MOBAPOSU GREAT, please.
Currently, Oki-san is appearing in MOBAPOSU GREAT, which is broadcast every Wednesday night at 24:29.
Viewers can enjoy great funny stories posted on mobile phones.
AKB members are also participating in the broadcast on 27th.
It's fun.
Oh, only in appearance?
Who is most popular among you?
I'm the one who looks good in a sweatshirt on a snowy day.
Oh!
Is she there?
She is flirting with a broken woman.
Let's have Oki-san choose a nickname for her.
When I became an adult, I had a girlfriend.
She looks like you.
Will Yuko Oshima take a step forward?
Who will she choose?
Ta-da!
She's not here.
Oh, it's Hana Tojima!
Hana-chan!
Why?
I thought you two looked good together.
Oh, you're right!
You two look good together.
Don't you think so?
But I don't think you two look good together.
What are you talking about?
Yuko Oshima is three years old.
Yuki Oshima will choose Hana Tojima!
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