AISubs v3.5
♪ I missed you, I missed you, I missed you, yes! ♪
♪ I miss you! ♪
The fun idol's way of life!
Last time, when we conducted a survey about whether or not they are suitable for being idols,
a strange answer came up!
So, once again, as AKB48,
BAD BOYS will show you how to answer correctly as idols!
The first topic was this!
We asked everyone in the survey "What is your dream?"
First of all, Kasai!
Who is this?
It's Chiyu!
Cute!
Chiyu!
It's Chiyu!
Chiyu?
What is Chiyu?
She can say everyone's nicknames, nicknames, and names!
But you're in rehab right now!
Where do you work?
I'm a polypro.
I know what you're talking about!
Could you give us a copy of your introduction?
Next, Ota!
Your dream is...right?
First of all, you want to be an actress.
Next, you want to be a voice actor.
You like anime.
You're sorry for being a voice actor!
Why is that?
You should've written "voice actor" in the first line of an anime.
I'm sorry.
You apologized right away.
What should you do when you're apologized right away?
You should apologize!
Next is Sato Yukari's dream for the future!
But it seems like she's misunderstanding it.
The question for "what is your dream?" is this!
Today, I saw a dream stuck in a cork.
It was scary!
It's not a dream!
But yesterday, I saw a dream stuck in a cork.
It was scary!
It was scary, right?
It's scary!
How was it?
It was scary!
What's scary?!
You're actually stuck in a cork, but you're scared of scary things?!
Next is Miyazawa!
Miyazawa, who is it?
Miyazawa's dream is this!
A dream of living in a big house!
A dream of living in a big house is big!
What is it?
Well, this is the end of the story.
The end!
Is it okay if I don't say anything funny?
Why do you say that about me?!
Idols' funny answers!
Tell us, Kiyoto-senpai!
My dream is...
A dream of swimming in a pool full of pudding!
Cute!
Sticky!
Cute!
Sticky is the best!
Sticky doesn't mean sour or sticky.
Sticky means to be sticky.
I said it wrong. I said "burger".
Burger.
I wanted to meet you!
Here is the next survey.
The target talent is...
Kashiwagi, Kitty-chan.
You are stupid!
The target talent is...
That's not a talent!
It's a character.
No, it's a talent.
It's a talent.
Talent?
Do you know what "talent" means?
We don't know.
You don't know?
"Talent" means "talent".
No, no, no.
"Talent" means "kashidashu", doesn't it?
"Talent" is wrong.
Oh, it's wrong.
It's wrong.
It's wrong, isn't it?
Yes, it is.
Here is the next survey.
The target talent is...
Oh, that's great!
Yunko Oshiba.
She is cool, isn't she?
Is she more popular than you?
Yes, she is.
Oh, is that so?
She joined AKB first.
Oh, is that so?
Yes.
But she suddenly lost her popularity.
Here is the next survey.
Let's see the next one.
Here is the next target talent.
Tsumuri-deppu.
Look at her.
She is cute!
Isn't she cute?
Her art is too good.
No, it's great.
Then you should focus on your art.
And you do things like Tekken, don't you?
Yes, I can do it.
I don't like this kind of thing.
Sato Natsuki opposed Johnny Depp's art.
But their art is too different.
Here is the next target talent.
Gear-dizon.
Nagasawa Masami.
Cream Stew.
Look at her bad art.
Who is she?
She didn't look good when she drew this.
She is 100% energetic.
Energetic, energetic.
She is not hot-tempered.
Yes.
Kiyoto-senpai, who should we target as an idol?
Then who should we target as an idol?
Wada Akiko-san.
Yes, this one!
This one is good!
Somehow... I'm convinced.
No, no, no, stop it. That's the worst.
Next, if you're asked about the 3 sizes that are the hardest for idols to answer...
How on earth are they supposed to answer correctly?
Yes, first, who is Oshima?
Yes.
Yes, Oshima, please look.
From the top, apple, peach, cherry blossom tree.
It's getting smaller and smaller!
But, it's fashionable.
If it's like that, it's apple, cherry blossom tree, peach, right?
Ah, that's right!
It's cherry blossom tree because of the butt.
No, it's peach because of the butt, right?
Ah, that's right!
It's cherry blossom tree because of the butt.
Ah, that's right!
Ah, then please put it the other way around.
Ah, me? Why me?
Now, next, who is Oshima?
Yes, I'm Oshima Yuko.
Yes, please look.
Next time, please measure it.
This is too erotic!
It's too erotic!
You went too far!
Actually, I didn't know...
Actually, this is my major.
This program is brought to you by...
...the sponsors you see here!
This is too erotic!
This is no good!
Yes, and please tell us about the series.
Watanabe!
Yes, who is Watanabe?
Yes, Watanabe's answer is...
...this!
I wrote it once and deleted it, but...
...this is completely wrong!
Waist 72cm...
...waist 55cm...
...hip...
...80cm...
Hey, there's someone like you!
I'm going to delete my girlfriend's number too...
...so she'll know it's me!
Why are you deleting it?
Just in case I want to call her again.
You are not deleting it at all. You are weak- willed.
Who are you talking about?
Please tell me your size. Sato.
Yes.
Sato Yukari, stand up for now.
Yes.
Please tell me your size. Sato Yukari's answer is...
92cm, 50cm and 90cm.
You don't have it.
You don't have it? Really?
I thought I could write it down.
It's ideal, isn't it?
You can't write it down.
It's a fraud.
Please don't do that.
You don't get excited, do you?
I don't get excited.
I really wanted to skip school today.
If you were asked about your size, how would you answer, Kiyoto-senpai?
Please tell me your size.
From above...
What are you making me say?
Yes, this is it!
This is it!
What are you making me say?
Yes.
Ah, she's cute.
I want to be her fan right away.
She's so good.
I need her for my play.
I won't say it when I'm embarrassed.
You're too bold, Katakana-san.
Who wants to try this?
You should be able to do it.
I'll do it.
How about you, Oshima-san?
Yes, I'll do it.
It's okay, Oshima-san can do it.
Let's try it.
Oshima-san, please tell me your size.
From above...
Peach, apple, cherry, and...
No, that's not it.
Did you have a bad dream?
Can you raise your hand and stand up?
Raise your hand and say you're sorry.
Teacher, can you do it again?
Who's the teacher?
When did you become a teacher?
There are two people named Oshima, so can you say Maimai?
Who's Maimai?
I'm Yuko.
Maimai is a troublesome girl.
She's a playboy.
What's with her?
I've been wondering about her.
She's a playboy.
What kind of drama is this?
"Shimiko"?
"Shimiko" is a playboy.
She's trying to defeat him.
But...
If you look at her in the picture, she's cute.
She's cute.
She's holding all of these pins.
She's cute.
It's been a month since the show began, but it's already in serious danger.
Because the main cast of "minors school" hasn't been able to participate in recording even once!
So, it's the first recording!
There are people you have to be careful of.
This.
I'm Atsuko Maeda.
Maeda is currently appearing in "the bizarre incident of Shiori and Shimiko" which airs every Saturday night.
She has a very busy daily life while recording.
Why don't you come out?
This is more important to me than the drama.
That's right.
Atsuko Maeda is like a kill.
I cut it off.
In addition, for the two people who have nothing to do with the drama, there is a conspiracy.
It's like...
I might appear in the drama.
It's like, "Why don't you come out?"
That's right.
Let's go!
The stage of this drama is a hospital.
With full of motivation, the two of them immediately go to the set of the shooting.
After looking for Maeda...
Then...
I smell an actor.
Following the smell of an actress, they go to the set of the shooting.
Then...
Oh, Hacchyan! Hacchyan is there! Hacchyan is there! Hacchyan!
Atsuko Maeda is found!
Oh, Hacchyan! Hacchyan is there! Hacchyan is there! Hacchyan!
I found you, Maeda-atsuko!
As soon as they start talking, the two of them start running.
When Maeda notices them, they desperately wave their hands.
However...
I'm completely happy.
There's an A.K.A.B. drama and comedy director's thick wall.
And at that moment...
Maeda-atsuko has come! This is a big chance!
Just two meters away, Maeda and Hacchyan desperately talk to each other.
However, as if they're concentrating on acting, they don't notice each other at all.
At that moment...
I saw you. Let me go now.
In actress mode, Maeda spots the two of them as they turn around.
Step!
They don't notice each other.
I saw you. Let me go now.
As they wait for Maeda to come back...
Let's start from the next one.
Acchan! Acchan!
Ah, so you...
Well, well, Atsuko-san.
Acchan! Acchan!
Yes, hello!
Hello and welcome!
Well, well, Sanyo...
Sanyo-kun, did you come here to tell us about your trip?
No, not like that.
I didn't want you guys to be fooled.
Oh, I didn't know you had that kind of concept.
I did know that.
Do you know the reason we came here today?
Huh?
Why you guys never showed up in this recording!
I don't know when we recorded either.
I don't know!
In the meantime, we've been working so hard.
First of all, it's the first time for us to experience a penalty game.
As a show?
Yes.
This time, we're going to have Maeda Atsuku experience self-promotion with a penalty game that the members have worked hard on so far.
Here's the penalty game we've prepared.
Kadochan hell!
Yay!
Transform into Kadochan and show off!
Yay!
There's a connection.
Yes.
Don't announce it.
Yes.
Then, Maeda Atsuku's PR time, start!
Hello, everyone. Nice to meet you.
I'm Maeda Atsuku of Team A of AKB48.
Well...
I haven't said it yet in the drama, but I'm not a real Maeda Atsuku.
I'm doing it at a drama diary shop.
Yay!
Why?
I wanted to meet you.
They're finally getting down to business.
I have a favor to ask you.
Yes.
Make it into a drama.
There's also the real thing.
Yes.
You're always like this.
I don't think it's a problem to go to the director's office.
Yes.
But it's not in a variety show.
You have to look good.
You have to put on lipstick.
Can you introduce me?
Yes.
Thank you very much.
I wanted to see you.
She asked for a direct introduction of the director.
But can you make it into a drama with such a sudden request?
Director Ochiai.
Yes.
Um...
Yes.
I'm in a group called AKB48.
I want to be in a drama.
There are a lot of extras in the role.
The director is in trouble with a sudden unreasonable request.
It doesn't matter if there are a lot of hospitalized patients.
But he can't give up.
He attacks again no matter what role it is.
But...
It's Mr. Maeda's request.
But this time...
If you can...
Really...
If you can...
I'll do it!
I understand.
We decided to make a role of "Nurse 4" in a hospital where the main character gets lost.
Yes!
Thank you very much!
But of course, only one person will get this role.
So we decided to decide it from the director himself at the audition.
First of all, from Natsuki Sato.
Ready... Go!
Ah, that was perfect!
The key to the infirmary, please.
OK!
Next up is Noro.
Ready... Go!
The key to the infirmary, please.
OK!
Yes, OK!
OK!
Then... This "Nurse 4" will be played by Sato-kun.
Yes!
So "Nurse 4" will be played by Natsuki Sato!
Sato's appearance after her actress debut will be broadcasted at this infirmary in Shiori and Shinico.
Look forward to it!
Yes, somehow!
On the other hand, Noro who failed the audition...
It's cold, so...
Is it no good?
It's a bit...
It's a shock, really...
Yes!
Well...
I've got a new role for you.
It's true!
Really?!
Eh, is it true?!
And for those who can appear in a special way...
What kind of role will it be?!
Let's check it out!
The first memorable indie-era single has been revived as a 2008 version.
This time, members of Team B and Team K are also participating in the recording.
"Cherry Blossoms 2008" will be released on February 27th.
Please enjoy it with the live video from Shibuya X the other day!
There's no happy day at the classroom's window
Just a little bit of spring calendar left
If you look around during class, you'll see the same school uniforms
Your friends look like girls
They're going to their respective futures
Dream wings growing on their backs
When cherry blossoms bloom
Somewhere a bell of hope will sound
It will give us tomorrow's freedom and courage
When cherry blossoms bloom
Somewhere a bell of hope will sound
It will open up a new world for us
When cherry blossoms bloom
Just as beautiful as our memories are
Let's raise our consciousness and wave our hands
At the stairs of the sky in front of us
Go! Go!
After this...
AKB48!
AKB is begging you!
Give it to me!
Please give it to me!
Party!
For celebrities and celebrities of all ages,
AKB48's best members,
this project is for you to choose your favorite member!
Today, we will choose this person!
Eternal leader, WM-san!
Eternal leader?
AKU-san?
AKU-san is not here!
Who is the eternal leader?
She is currently practicing on the stage.
Let's go to the practice room!
I've never been raised like you!
Say it!
Say what I'm doing now!
I've never been raised like you!
Say it!
Traffic light...
Red, yellow, blue...
We're AKB48!
Nice to meet you!
"Forever Leader" is Masayuki Watanabe!
From February 16th to 24th, he appears in "Red Theater" in Akasaka.
He's playing in the scene of "Umiyukaba Mizukukabane".
This is the scene where Watanabe-san acts like an innocent soldier and says arrogant things.
It's a unique space where you can't help but laugh.
Everyone, please come and watch!
What impression do you have of AKB48?
AKB48 is energetic and...
They all do "kyap kyap" and it smells good.
Yes! That's correct!
Thank you!
Then, let's have Watanabe-san choose his favorite member!
Which member is your type?
I like girls with big eyes.
Big eyes and bright eyes.
They're basically cute.
All of them are cute.
Watanabe-san's favorite member is Mai Oshima!
But!
If you choose us...
Yes?
We'll give you points!
Not again...
You'll sleep, then we'll give you points and you'll jump over.
That's it.
From "minegishi" to "crying man"...
You're always welcome.
Aim for Beijing Olympics.
Aim for Beijing!
Let's go!
You can do it!
One, two...
Everyone's reactions are great!
Thank you!
If I could, I'd like to stand up and watch.
Is there a change in Watanabe-san's favorite member?
Watanabe-san's favorite member is...
Who is it?!
Minami-chan!
Yay!
Thank you so much!
Why?
Scoring.
With that said,
Watanabe-san's favorite member is...
Minami P.D.G.!
This program was brought to you by...
...the following sponsors!