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A.K.A.B!
1 year and 59 minutes!
I'm Natsuki Takao and I'm Kaya Naro.
Thank you for having us!
And the one who will make this show even more exciting is...
The dependable uncle, Junji Takada!
For the sake of working with you guys, I quit my futon this morning.
Anyway, I'm going to go change into something else.
See you later!
It seems like you guys aren't the type of people to talk.
Who wants to go first?
Wait, did you ask for my phone number?
No, I didn't. I asked for your phone number at Onyanko Club.
What?
You have pretty wide eyes.
Why don't you two go first?
Unfortunately for you, it's going to be hard for you to draw.
Let's get our heads together and say the title song!
Take 2, let's go!
AKB!
1 year and 59 minutes!
As expected of NTV!
I wanted to see you
This week, AKB48 is in a complicated situation.
The main actor is here and everyone is panicking!
The fun idol's way of life!
This program started with the concept of not letting AKB48, which also appeared in "Kouhaku" become idols.
But we are disappointed in you!
Disappointed!
Everyone, do you remember this?
Do you remember that we took a questionnaire in advance?
Ah, ah, ah!
Ah, it has nothing to do with Takara-san!
Takara-san, did you take a questionnaire?
Yes, I did.
Have you ever taken a questionnaire?
No, I haven't!
No, you haven't!
We have prepared a questionnaire to see if you are suitable for being an idol.
So, Bad Boys will show you how to answer AKB48 correctly as idols!
The first theme is "What is your favorite food?"
First of all, what is your favorite food?
Peaches and chocolate.
Well, it's cute. It's like an idol.
But look at this picture.
It's terrible!
It's not cute at all!
This is a peach and it's a butt!
It's a butt!
This picture needs counseling.
It's terrible!
Let's go to the hospital.
I don't like it!
You don't like it? Then let's not do it.
And Oshima, white rice.
White rice is what fat people eat.
If you're going to eat it, you should have written abalone or clam.
I'm hiding these two, but these two were terrible.
They were terrible. Let's look at Ono first.
Ono wrote "what is your favorite food?"
And Oshima wrote "kaibashira".
How many?
Fourteen.
Fourteen people like kaibashira.
Isn't it good?
It's good, but you can only taste it when you're over 20.
Okay, I'll show you the real kaibashira.
What is "the real kaibashira"?
No matter what fans say about it, it doesn't make you an idol at all.
Idols don't poop, do they?
It's like a vine.
You should say "it's like a vine", not "it's like a vine"!
And Oshima wrote "what is your favorite food?"
And the answer is...
Sushi.
What is "sushi"?
It's weird for me to say this, but "sushi" sounds like "sinsu" to me.
It's the opposite of "sushi".
What's wrong with it?
I just explained it!
Are you crazy?
I just explained it!
Are you listening?
Yes, I am.
Yes, you are.
So, idols don't poop, do they?
I'll show you an example.
What is an idol's correct answer?
Kiyoto-sensei, please.
What is your favorite food?
Cinnamon-filled apple pie my mom made for me.
It's close and cute.
I want you to answer like that.
Yes, yes.
Yes, do you want to try it?
Then, let's have Shinoda try it.
Yes!
You're that kind of person!
You are.
It's one-sided, today.
It's one-sided, so say it.
Yes.
Then, Shinoda-san, what is your favorite food?
Hamburgers.
No, it's not!
No, no, I'm embarrassed.
You didn't do it for anything!
Here is the next survey.
What made you want to become an idol?
This is definitely a question that idols will be asked many times.
Yes, yes.
Then, let's start with Sato. Sato, who is it?
Yes.
Yes, Sato, right?
Yes.
What made you want to leave Shizuoka?
People in Shizuoka...
No.
This is a little annoying.
No, I love Shizuoka very much, but...
I wanted to have various experiences, so I wanted to leave for Tokyo.
I'm a fan of Shizuoka.
You can't stay stable, right?
Yes, yes, yes.
You can't do partial things.
You can't do partial things, right?
Yes, yes.
But we are all fans of Shizuoka.
Yes, let's continue.
Then, Takahashi and Minami.
What made you want to challenge yourself for the last time?
It's because you were an idol.
Isn't it good?
"Isn't it good?" How much have you let yourself down until now?!
Then, Kashiwagi and Yuki-chan.
Kashiwagi and Yuki-chan, right?
Yes.
What made you want to become an idol?
It's because you were interested in idols.
Why did you want to become an idol?!
Do you know what "idol" means?
What does "idol" mean?
"Idol" means "I'm a doll."
Is it true?
I'm impressed with you.
I'm speechless.
"Idol" means "I'm a doll."
No, I don't know.
It's random!
Let's move on to the hidden one.
The hidden one is terrible.
The reason why Tatoa wants to be an idol is...
She has always dreamed of joining the entertainment world.
At first glance, it looks like it.
But if you look at the "world" of the entertainment world, it's completely wrong.
The "world" you wrote is the "world" of the sports world and academy world.
It's completely wrong.
And Shinoda!
Shinoda who?
Oh, that's right, Shinoda.
You've gone too far!
Here is Shinoda's answer.
The reason why you want to be an idol is...
Suddenly, it's too short!
I don't feel like I'm an idol.
I think it's the same for everyone.
That's right.
What is the correct answer of "idol"?
Mr. Kiyoto, please.
What is the reason you want to be an idol?
Well...
My little sister sent me a direct message.
It's like you're doing it on your own, isn't it?
Yes, cute!
This is it!
If you say this, I'll be a fan!
Can you say something like "family composition"?
No, no!
All idols are dead fathers and mothers.
Where is "idol"?!
I wanted to meet you!
"Idol" is human blood!
I have something I've always wanted to say since the first broadcast.
I have something I've always wanted to say.
That is...
AKB members don't have enough unity!
Not enough!
Not enough unity!
Even though there are many people who want to be saved, if you don't have unity, you can't win against other idols!
That's right!
So, what we are going to do for you this time is a game that will strengthen your unity!
So, Nitchoku, please explain today's game!
You guys are Nitchoku for today!
Who is going to audition and work overtime today?
Please explain the rules of the game!
The two teams who are divided by lottery will tie the hands and feet of the members of the same team with rubber bands and compete for unity!
Unity!
What do you mean by unity?
I'm sorry!
Isn't it just a string?
In this game, you will compete for unity against each other!
First of all, both members of the team will tie their hands together and make one loop!
Furthermore, the team which makes a complicated loop of hands and feet and makes a messy human blood loop faster will get an appeal time!
If you exceed the time limit, balloons will explode!
For the members who worked hard, Junji-san will give them a pin badge!
If you collect 10 of these, one of your dreams will come true!
Let's make it messy!
Yes, we will make it messy!
Yes, bend down!
Yes, put it in the middle!
Why?
Come on, hurry up and pick it up!
Hurry up!
No way!
Takashi-san, what is this?
I think this is the first time I've been given a pin badge.
The first 10 members of the first team are...
Start!
While AKB's representative song "bingo" is playing, the first team starts!
It's a mess!
We don't have much time!
We have to untie it!
It's good! It's good!
Oshima, it's good!
It's good! It's good!
Okay, captain of the test game, it's good!
It's good! It's good!
It's good!
Hey, you're too slow!
One, two, go!
It's good! It's good!
They successfully cleared it in 37 seconds!
However...
Shut up!
You won't succeed, you bastard!
You know, you know, you know, you know, you know...
Why? Why?
You can kick your father out of the house!
You can look your butt in the camera!
Do it! Do it! Do it more, you!
Takara-san, how long have you been recording?
If you have one more punchline, you won't be able to record it, right?
Next up is the high school team!
Did you record it?
Yes!
These are the high school team!
Wait, isn't one person less than the first team?
There's one person less, but there's no problem!
Why?
There's one more person!
Even if you get involved, we'll prepare someone who'll be fine!
Yes, don't worry!
This program is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors!
With the appearance of that famous actor, the studio is in panic!
What's going to happen?!
Good morning.
With today's building...
Good morning.
Wow, what a wonderful ceiling!
Thank you.
Huh? Who are you?
Good morning.
Watanabe Atsushi.
Next to the waterfall.
Yes, go properly.
Are you okay?
It's okay.
I'll go next to you.
I'll go properly.
Well, we're ready.
Now, please look at this.
Unfortunately, the shoes...
Excuse me, but are you okay, Mr. Watanabe?
Wonderful shoes.
Thank you.
I can't breathe because it's so close.
You can't breathe because it's so close? That's not good.
Mr. Watanabe's breath.
Mr. Watanabe's breath, you!
Hey, look!
Mr. Watanabe's breath, you!
Look at Mr. Watanabe's breath, you!
It's hard to see Mr. Watanabe's breath!
High school team, get ready, start!
AKB's representative song "Many Suns Are Flowing"
High school team, start!
Can they break the record of the first team?
Hurry up! Hurry up!
Hurry up!
It's going up! Hurry up!
Mr. Watanabe! Mr. Watanabe!
Oops!
Mr. Watanabe is pulling his legs!
High school team is confused!
Mr. Watanabe! Mr. Watanabe!
A few minutes left!
Seriously!
Akimoto, you're not an L!
Akimoto, hurry up!
One minute left!
There's one minute left for the time limit!
Watanabe's windbreak has arrived!
Watanabe, if you go that way, you'll get in trouble!
5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
When I bloom in the morning sky,
Somewhere hope's bell will ring
Time's up!
It's obvious that he's pulling her legs
So, the winner is the first team!
Why?
It's not why!
That's all
Yesterday, I was playing hide and seek and hit a needle
So, for the first team, we'll give you 30 seconds of appeal
So, do your best!
Okay, let's go! Ready, start!
Yay!
That's great!
Yay!
That's great!
Yay!
Oshipin, who did you get today?
I didn't get anything.
Why didn't you get anything?
Yay!
Ouch, ouch, ouch!
What are you? You're the strongest!
You've been acting like you're cute for a while now, but you're actually really strong!
Here is the current number of Oshipin badges obtained!
Shinoda, Oshima, and Noro are already in the top two!
And now, the latest live video!
Also, Junji and Akimoto are...
Next time...
On the last day of the live show in Shibuya X,
they performed their hit single "Rowance Irane" with an encore.
This time, we'll show you the live version of the song!
Just like when we first met
It's painful and I can't move
Why is it like this?
I don't need romance like that
I'll wake up
A kiss is too soon
There's no rush
I don't need romance like that
Only now
Until I meet my true love
I'll whisper many times in my heart
I'll say it
I don't need that kind of romance
Wake up!
Kisses are too fast
There's nothing to rush
I don't need that kind of romance
I have to say "no"
Until I meet my true love
I'll whisper many times in my heart
I don't need that kind of courage
I'll whisper many times in my heart
I don't need that kind of courage
An idol who has a lot of worries, Junji.
Yes, come in.
Excuse me.
Yes.
Sayaka Akimoto came.
I can't go out with you tonight.
What? You can't go out with me?
No.
I came to consult with you.
Oh, I see.
It's my first time on a variety show.
Well...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'm busy now.
Can you give me a shower first?
Oh, okay.
Yes.
I'm sorry.
On a variety show, it's good to say funny things.
If you say funny things, I'll use it again.
Well...
Do you have any worries?
Worries?
My head is stiff.
Oh, really?
My head is stiff, too.
Do you have any other problems?
This program was brought to you by...
...the sponsors you see here.
I've always pushed you.
Really?
Yes.
I believe you.
Yes, and...
Yes.
One day, introduce me to your mother.