AISubs v3.5
Slide, hug, go to heaven and hell!
So, today's three people...
Yes!
Who is it?
Yukitaro and Kojima!
Yes!
These two will explain the rules now!
Two people in a group will ride on a large car and two people will push each other and challenge!
Yes!
If you stop in hell and heaven zone, you can appeal yourself! You will get heaven appeal time!
However, if you stop in the front or back of hell zone, you must appeal yourself!
What?
You should have stopped!
I stopped for a second!
It's messy, so I'll explain it in a strange way!
If you stop in the front or back of hell zone, you can appeal yourself! If you stop in hell zone, you must appeal yourself!
From now on, you will do various things in this program, but if you shine in this program, you will get this pin badge from Takana!
Yes!
I want it!
I have a lot of them!
I will push you with my preferences and various things!
For each member, Junji will give them a push pin badge!
If you collect a lot of them, wonderful things will happen!
If you collect 10 of these pins, I will grant you anything you want!
Anything!
I will grant you anything you want!
One person can get up to three pins!
Takana said one person, but one of them can grant you anything you want!
Please stand by!
Stand by!
Do you know what stand by means? It means you can afford it!
This program is brought to you by these sponsors!
Please stand up!
First, Minami Takahashi who is starring in the drama "Saito-san" and Yuko Oshima who is starring in "Uruuru Hitomi"!
Takahashi and Oshima pair!
Yes!
How do you feel?
I want to guide you to heaven!
Oh!
Good!
Thank you!
If you stop in heaven...
This is a self-promotion time...
Shut up!
If you go to hell zone, what will happen?
If you go to hell zone, you will see this!
I won't tell that person!
Let's go!
Aisha, start!
Go!
This is weak!
Weak! Weak! Weak!
Weak!
Yes, it's no good!
Without enough power, it speeds up!
It stops in hell zone!
Yes, it's no good!
Weak! Weak!
Yes, you came well!
You are in hell zone!
Here is hell zone!
No!
Let's go! Self-appeal!
Start!
Yes, I'm Minami Takarashi!
I'm 16 years old and a first year high school student!
Yes, my dream is to be a big singer!
I want to sing in a big place!
Shut up!
Yes, I'll do my best!
She's not scared at all!
Oh, this is weak!
We didn't meet!
Yes, next, let's switch!
Yes!
Earlier, it was too weak!
It was too weak!
What is it this time, hell?
This time, hell?
This time, hell is here!
Take this!
It's a scream!
What is it?
Is it alive?
I don't know if it's alive or not, Takarashi!
You can't live like that!
Yuka, it's no good!
Aisha, start!
It fell!
Oh, it's going!
Oh, it's going well!
It's going well!
Yes!
It's a stop in the hell zone!
Hell appeal, start!
Yes, AKB48 Team K, Yuko Oshima, 19 years old!
My special skills are snowboarding, long-distance running, and weird faces!
Everyone, please support me!
As a TV show, it's not funny at all.
It's not funny at all.
Let's go!
Next is a 14-year-old sister, Elena Ono and a cute little boy, Tomomi Kasai.
And today's "hell" is...
Today's "hell" is this!
Here you go!
As an idol...
As an idol, it's tough.
Start!
There it is!
This is tough! This is tough!
Gaito!
Gaito-chan, you're late!
Turn around.
Raise your hair.
Smile.
Now, please appeal with this outfit.
Go ahead!
I'm 14-year-old Ono Ena of B.K.B.48 F.B.OP.
My dream is to become an actress in the future.
I'll do my best!
You wanted to say "Kato-chan, pe!"
Kato-chan, pe!
Now you have less than 50 fans.
I wanted to meet you!
The atmosphere is bad.
Are you okay?
This is a little scary.
Here is the next song!
I'm embarrassed!
This is an embarrassing movie!
I'll train my fingers.
Go ahead!
This is tough!
This is a hellish atmosphere!
Hellish!
You're a little late!
I'm still weak!
Go ahead!
Ouch!
Time's up!
Yes, you got it!
It's a joint, but since you got it, I'll give you one of these.
Thank you!
It's the first time for me to get one!
I'm happy!
The first person to get a treasure chest is Kasai Tomomi!
Ah, I got a chest!
Yes!
Thank you!
Who wants it?
Me!
Okay, I'll give it to you later.
Thank you!
A.k.a. "b48" comedian Natsumonko, Sato Natsuki and Norocca!
Here is the treasure chest!
This is tough!
Yes!
By the way, what do you think?
If you get this?
It's a treasure chest!
For those of you who told me my phone number 090's next four digits, this is for you.
Please don't use it for personal reasons!
You can't use it!
Okay!
Start!
This is good, isn't it?
I thought this would be good!
It's a treasure chest!
Welcome to hell mode!
It's "tossing weird-faced hell"!
No way!
This is good for comedians, but you're an idol!
Please put this on!
Please put it on!
Don't put it all the way up to your chin!
No way!
Here you go!
Yes!
I'm Sato Natsuki and I'm 17 years old!
In 2007, I participated in the EMA Grand Prix!
With this momentum, I'd like to participate in dramas and variety shows in 2008!
Thank you!
Time's up!
I have no choice but to laugh.
Here it is!
What is it?
Please take a look at it!
I can't wait!
I can't take it anymore! I'm going to spit it out!
Why are you crying, Tojimo?
I'm just looking at it!
Hurry up! This is so much fun!
This is the best reaction I've ever had!
Let's go!
Here we go!
Time's up!
What is it?
Time's up!
I'm going to hell!
Good bye!
Good evening!
Now we will have the guest, Ijiri-san, put on an arm pillow and make a self-appeal!
Good evening! I'm everyone's late-night friend, Ijiri Okada!
By the way, Ijiri-san came only for this!
That's right!
Thank you!
Only for this!
Good afternoon, Ijiri!
Do it at your own good timing!
Can you put on an arm pillow now?
Yes, arm pillow!
Now, please put on an arm pillow and make a self- appeal!
Hey, Nono-chan, Nono-chan, look at Beno-chan!
Hey, Yoko, can you still hear Minos?
Hey, you can do it!
I can't do anything!
Okay, that's it!
Thank you for your hard work!
Junji-san's favorite and favorite, Shinoda Mariko and Maimaiko and Oshima Mai!
Here is the first song!
Bye-bye!
Too bad, you're going to hell!
Bye-bye!
It's power!
Here it is!
Extremely spicy hell!
Now, please drink this extremely spicy juice and make an appeal!
It stinks, doesn't it?
Ready, start!
Go for it!
Shinoda, go for it!
15 seconds left!
I'm Shinoda Maruka!
Thank you!
That's it!
Oh my god! I've never seen that before!
Oh my god!
Jinki-san's type, Shinoda got an Ospin badge!
Here is today's hell!
Let's go!
Start!
This is weak!
This is impossible!
You've come a long way!
Now, you'll go to hell!
Here is today's hell!
Start!
I'm stupid!
I'm useless!
You can't counterattack like this!
That was a great counterattack, Tomomi-chan.
I did it!
I'm glad you got one in the demo.
The counterattack was well received.
Oshima Mai also got one.
The cheeky 15-year-old Minagishi Minami and the tall and handsome Kojima Haruna.
Here is today's 15-year-old!
Huh?
What is it?
Start!
Yes, hello!
Welcome to hell!
Oh, is it here? I saw it earlier.
You said you saw it earlier!
Balloon hell, start!
Oh, you're here!
I'm Minagishi Minami and I'm 14... 15 years old!
Um...
From now on, I want to do my best!
Please support me!
I wanted to see you!
Go ahead!
Start!
Help me!
You're too strong!
Balloon hell, start!
It's gross!
Gross my ass!
His real name is Okada Noboru.
Cut!
Don't make fun of me!
I'm from Saitama Prefecture.
Nice to meet you!
Kan-chan, look at me!
Wash your hands thoroughly.
Thank you!
Good luck!
Thank you!
Good evening!
It hurts!
It hurts, right?
It's embarrassing!
Start!
Good luck!
Go!
Good luck!
Welcome!
You! You broke it in one go!
You're a master of art!
Wasabi choice hell!
Face this way. I'll put wasabi on you.
Doesn't it hurt?
It hurts!
Your nose...
My nose?!
Isn't my nose disgusting?!
What is this?!
Is this okay?
It's okay!
Go ahead!
Nice to meet you, everyone!
I'm 19-year-old Sayaka Chibukeru, also known as Sayaka Akimoto!
It's 1 p.m. AKB 1:59 p.m.
I hope we can make this a fun show together!
Thank you!
Thank you for saying that!
Since you have the same name as the producer, I'll give you one.
I'll give you the same name as the producer, I'll give you one.
Doki doki suru mahou ni kakaru no Raah, sore ga koi to omoikomeru no wa
O baka desu ka? Sore to mo junsui sugimasu ka?
Haato made kaze shibari atta you ni
Setsunakute ugokenai naze sareru is still here
You don't need romance, just wake up
Kissing is quick, there's no kissing
I don't need a romance, I gotta say no
Before I met my true love
I don't need the courage to whisper over and over again with just my heart
That kind of thing
I don't need romance, just wake up
Kissing is quick, there's no need to rush.
I don't need that kind of romance, I gotta say no
In order to meet true love, you don't need the courage to whisper over and over again with a dada heart.