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A.K.A.B.!
A.J.P. 49ers!
Finally, A.K.A.B. 48's regular program has started!
Yes!
Today's guests are me, Natsuki Sato and Kayo Noro!
Nice to meet you!
Was it okay to do this in the middle of the show?
I'm sorry about that!
You've released a lot of A.K.A.B. 48er's singles!
That's right!
As expected of us, you're in charge of variety shows!
Let's show off our talents more and more in times like this!
Yes, please!
And now, the person who will light up the show with us is...
The senior and reliable uncle of the entertainment world, Takara Junji!
With that said, please be nice to him.
He'll die in five years.
You're fast!
What is it?
You've done a lot of A.K.A.B.s so far.
I've done a lot of A.K.A.B.s so far.
So, you're going to do A.K.A.B.s now, right?
Yes, that's right!
If you look at it now, it doesn't feel like A.K.A.B.s.
Do you know what A.K.A.B.s. is?
It means "cotton thread".
That's right!
It's not A.K.A.B.s.
A.K.A.B.s. didn't feel like A.K.A.B.s. so...
Yes!
It's like a pigeon eating a bean cake.
We're a little embarrassed.
Embarrassed?
We finally met.
We thought we had a chance today.
A chance?
Since you're a ballerina...
I'll do it for you two.
Have you already answered?
My daughter's name is Yuko and Satomi.
Does anyone have that name?
Oh, Yuko!
If you have it, you can say it.
I can't hear you!
Then...
You!
Yes!
Yo-sai! Kojima Yo-sai!
Yes!
Yo-sai!
Let's do Yo-sai!
How old are you?
I'm 19 years old.
Then let's say you're in your teens.
How old are you?
I'm 21 years old.
Oh, really?
You're making a funny face in the back.
You go first.
I'll lift you up.
OK!
Let's do it like you did just now.
Yes!
It hit you hard!
It hit me hard.
Nice!
OK, let's do it!
I'll change the microphone.
Change the microphone?
What a pain in the neck!
Change the microphone!
Yes!
Thank goodness!
When you change it, you can take off your jacket, right?
It's OK!
It's OK?
OK!
Let's do it!
5...
3...
2...
1...
A.K.A.B!
Nice!
You're the best!
Yes! I wanted to meet you!
Idol Project AKB48!
Produced by Akimoto Yasshi, they were born in 2005!
They are now very active in dramas and variety shows!
And at the end of last year, they appeared in "Kohaku" and became a big topic!
Recently, in a variety show before New Year's Eve, their blog became a big hit and it's a new place in my memory!
By the way, is there anyone called "Oshima"?
Oshima!
There are two of them!
Two of them! Which one is "Udomara Moeta"?
I thought of it!
Otaku?
Yes!
I have a question for you!
Is it sexual harassment to look at a man's bare feet?
No, it's not!
It's true! But if you look like this, it's sexual harassment!
No, it's not!
It's not!
It's not?
No, it's not!
But I don't think it's a problem to look at bare feet!
Oh, it's not a problem?
It's a job you can look at, so we don't mind!
A lot of girls don't like it!
I feel like they're looking at something more than that, and I don't like it!
Also, is there anyone who appears in a drama?
This girl!
This girl?
Yes!
Oh, she appears in a drama!
She's doing her best for a drama!
Yes!
But isn't this girl elbow-slapping?
Isn't she cute, too?
She appears in a drama, too!
What drama is she in?
"Takahashi Minami-chan"!
Yes, it's "Minami"!
Yes!
If I say "Saito-san", will you let me talk?
Oh, not "Takahashi-san"!
Yes!
"Saito-san"!
Go for it! Go for it! Go for it!
Sponsored by these sponsors!
Hey, Michel!
Don't use us!
Use me! Use me!
He's crying!
Before you do that!
Before you do that, be careful of Takata-san!
Can't you hug him?
Hey, don't say that!
In a different way!
You have an image of not crying, don't you?
I wanted to see you!
And so,
starting today,
AKB48 will not be like you!
He said it!
He said it himself!
You have a show,
and that's fine!
But I heard
a strange rumor about you!
What is it?
It's this!
AKB48
has become a tengu!
Well,
it's their second year in the industry!
That's right!
I have obtained
a proof VTR of their tengu!
I would like you to watch
that VTR!
Please watch the VTR!
You guys have gone crazy, haven't you?
You've gone crazy, haven't you?
You've tried to watch this VTR, haven't you?
Yes, we have.
You've gone star-crazy!
You guys should try to move the VTR over there and watch that VTR together!
Move it!
Move the VTR!
Which one is it?
This one!
This is it! I told you!
Don't be lazy!
Okay, okay.
Where is it?
Yes, over here!
If you face this way now, where are you going to take the camera from?
Okay!
I can't see it! I can't see it!
If you can't see it, then come to where you can see it!
Move it!
Mr. Tagara! Mr. Tagara! Can you see it?
Can you see it?
Yes, I can see it. But when you come back, you can sit on top of me.
See?
You can't sit on me now.
You can't sit on me now, can you?
Now, cut! Watch the VTR!
It's a Tengu's VTR!
Okay, VTR, start!
Yes, we have found out that you guys have become Tengus!
Yes!
So, this is the place we're going to check out!
You guys are at the Akihabara 48 Theater where events are held on a daily basis!
It's full of singing and talking!
Shut up!
It's an event held by fans, but we've come to this stage!
As a documentary project of the show, we filmed you guys' real faces thoroughly!
I wish I could go there, too!
Mr. Tagara, you can see it now!
And with only one day's coverage, we've captured many Tengu images!
What?!
First of all, we have an AKB member who's in a theater!
Good morning!
He's energetic, isn't he? He's energetic.
But he's big, isn't he? He's big, isn't he?
Okay, please stop!
Okay! Who's this?
What's your name?
Sato Yukari.
Sato Yukari?
Sato Yukari.
Look at this!
She's wearing a hat under her eyes and hiding her face!
She's a star kiddo.
That's right!
She's a star kiddo.
She's wearing a green hat and she's in the middle of the city and she's already caught as an AKB member and she's about to fly off the stage!
She's wearing a hat and she's trying not to get caught, but when she says it, no one knows about you!
That's right!
She's different!
She's a star kiddo.
If you didn't know, you should've hidden your face!
You can't walk around like this, Dagara-san.
You can only do this when you're famous!
Who's this?
Yes!
Who's this?
Tell me your name!
I'm Miyazawa Sai.
Miyazawa Sai-chan?
Yes!
You're not wearing glasses, are you?
Do you have bad eyesight?
N-no...
Do you have bad eyesight?
Yes.
Why are you wearing this?
It's fashionable.
It's fashionable! It's not fashionable!
If you say it like that, no one will know about you!
Right?
She's changing her clothes!
That's right!
She's already wearing Date glasses.
Date glasses for her second year!
What are you doing?!
This is terrible!
Other than these two...
There's someone who's even worse!
Yes, please watch the video.
Who is it?
Yes, another one!
This is terrible!
A hat and sunglasses!
Sunglasses!
It's a croissant!
Are you kidding me?!
And you're wearing a huge croissant!
What's wrong with you?!
Who's this?!
What?!
I'm Noro Kaya.
Who's Jiro-chan?
I'm Sato Natsuki.
Sato Natsuki-chan!
Is this Tengu?!
No, it's not.
Which one is this?!
Yes, it's me.
Why do you have such a big croissant?!
This is a picture of celebrities going abroad.
Jiro-san and his hat.
This croissant is so small!
The one in the back is also a croissant.
Isn't it a croissant?
No, it's not.
What?!
What's in it?!
It's a Starbucks...
Starbucks?!
Are you a celebrity now?!
You're a celebrity now!
I can't come here unless I drink coffee in the morning.
You're still young, so drink a pickle!
A pickle?!
Why?!
It's good for your stomach.
What are you talking about?!
It's good for your stomach.
If you say so,
this is his daily...
Please look at this.
This is his school uniform.
This is Junji Takada's school uniform.
This is great!
You took that?!
Now, brain transformation!
Good morning!
I'll study hard today, too.
I'll do my best to study hard.
Chin-pon! Chin-pon! Chin-pon!
Chin-pon! That's great!
That's great!
That was great!
I'll stand like this, like this.
Lower your waist.
That's great!
This is normal!
No, it's really like that!
Don't look back at the end!
Chin-pon! Chin-pon! Chin-pon!
Chin-pon is not allowed!
This is the dressing room before the show.
Please look at this.
He looks like a fool.
What is he doing now?
Wait a minute!
Stop!
Please stop!
Please look at this!
He's signing now, isn't he?
This is the first time he's signed a photo for a fan!
This is not good!
He's licking it!
The fans who received it, how do you feel about it?
Fans, you can't be fooled!
He's a devil! A devil!
There's a lot of people, and there are people who can't sit down.
That's right!
You can't sit down?
That's right!
You can't sit down?
That's right!
I've seen it in magazines.
I don't know!
I really don't know!
I like someone like him!
Who?
What does he do?
He's not good!
He's not good towards his seniors!
He's not good!
Are you looking at me from above?!
First of all, I'm Mikichi. Nice to meet you.
Who the hell are you?!
In magazines, you choose your favorite girls, don't you?
I'm doing that with Haruna, and I'm not denying her that she's not good.
Haruna already knows that she likes her, so she's just pointing out the girls she doesn't like.
Wait a minute, I'm getting sleepy.
That's not good!
Next...
She's making a stupid face.
Can you see where the problem is?
Okay, stop!
Can you see it?
I can see it.
Yes, Takana-san, please say it.
She was eating with her left hand.
No, it's not like that.
Is that okay?!
For the lunchbox that Ms. Tsutsunosuke prepared for us,
she's only eating side dishes!
By the way, who left this lunchbox?
Ms. Agimoto, why are you doing this again?
Carbohydrate-free diet.
That's true...
It's good for your brain.
That's true.
What are you going to do with this rice?
It's white rice.
It's white rice that an elderly person made for us.
It's good.
It's not like you're going to leave this.
You're only eating side dishes!
I'm going to eat all of it one by one,
and I'm going to eat more and more of it.
Wait a minute! Don't get too excited!
She's going to eat a lot!
If you gain a little weight, will you stand out that much?
If I do that, I won't work as an idol anymore.
You're pretty cheeky.
Let's look at the person next to you.
Please look at me.
Please open your mouth wide.
Please don't eat the bento that I prepared for you.
Please look at me!
Big Mac!
BIG!
It's small but big!
You eat a hamburger like this and you have a big attitude.
You should eat it horizontally.
It's not easy.
Who is this?
Yes, I'm Yukarin.
Yukarin!
The side is already out.
What?
The sauce.
You can't say it if you do it like this?
Why do you cover it like this?
The tissue will be wasted.
The tissue will be wasted?
I won't be fooled!
Wait a minute!
I thought it was this one but I was fooled.
There are other things like this, right?
Please look at this.
Yes, please look at it.
Ah! Chip-star!
Chip-star!
You're a star again.
You surprised me!
Did you eat this?
It's delicious.
What kind of snacks do you like?
What do you like?
Gummies.
Gummies? What kind of gummies?
Nothing in particular.
Tengu statement.
Nothing in particular.
For an emcee's Tengu, nothing in particular.
She said "nothing in particular" but it's hard now.
It's hard!
There are a lot of things.
Do you want to study abroad?
Next.
I don't eat snacks.
She doesn't eat snacks.
But at least, right?
For an emcee, even if you don't eat it, the answer is always Tengu.
It's a little cute but it's a little like me.
Like you?
Me?
Next VTR, please play it.
Please listen to this a lot.
She's talking about work while looking at the proposal with her manager.
I think it's fine.
Which one do you want?
Akipi. Akipi.
Akimoto-san, please play it.
Yes, I just heard it!
Akimoto-san, who is taking care of her, said "Akipi, Akipi, please play it."
She said it like a kakipi.
There's nothing in heaven.
"By the way, who is this?" "Akimoto-san, please play it."
This is important!
She said "Akipi, Akipi, please play it."
Yes, that's right.
What did Akipi say?
Oh, good work.
She's forgiving!
I've heard that before.
Next VTR, please play it.
There are a lot of people in front of the venue.
The actual show will start now.
But we're not filming the actual show.
We won't show you the most important part of the show.
Why?
You wanted us to show you, right?
Yes.
But we'll show you today's "Tengu" element.
It's just a bad impression.
You can't do it like that!
Right?
Let's watch it.
This is neither "Tengu" nor anything else.
Thank you for your hard work.
And after the event...
Thank you for your hard work.
Finally, the camera has captured the ultimate "Tengu" element of "AKB48".
The members who will return as a duo...
That place is...
Hey, stop!
You got on from "Tengu", didn't you?
You can only say "Tengu", can't you?
It's wonderful.
It's not just "Tengu".
You got on from "Tengu", didn't you?
Ah, girls just stare at each other
Yes, my heart is pounding and I'm under a spell
Hey, do you think that's love?
Or is it too pure?
As if our hearts are tied together
Why can't I move because it's painful?
I don't want that kind of romance
Hey, wake up
A kiss is too soon
There's no need to rush
I don't want that kind of romance
I have to say "no"
Until I meet my true love
I don't need the courage to say it again and again in my heart
I don't want... I don't want...
...that kind of romance!
Wake up!
A kiss is too quick!
There's no rush!
I don't want... I don't want...
...that kind of romance!
To meet the true love...
...we meet again and again!
I don't need...
...the courage...
...to whisper again and again!