AISubs v3.5
The oldest idol, Ohori Mesbe is on her way to her solo debut!
What a surprise, that big guy is urgently participating!
More details later!
This is a high school that doesn't have enough people, common sense, education, and many other things for idols to attend.
Today, strange students have come to attack!
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Here they are! Here they are!
Today's guests are Yama-chan, president of YGA and associated agencies that fought for the destruction of the A.K.A.
YGA stands for Yoshimoto Gravia Agency.
Yama-chan of Nankai Candies became president and formed an idol unit with Yoshimoto, a neurosurgeon, and eight female entertainers.
These families are rivals for the A.K.A.
I wonder how long you can keep smiling like that!
Nancy, show us! Show us your sexy pose!
Nancy's curse is...
Nancy is even more offended!
What's with that 8 mile pose?
Next up is Ohori-nee-san!
What's with that 8 mile pose?
It's like one of our girls just debuted and now she's like a dead angel!
It's Yoshimoto, isn't it?
Yeah, yeah.
Yama-chan, don't you think you haven't grasped it enough?
See? See?
Hey, President, can you take your time with them?
Yes, yes, yes!
Look at this!
YGA...
Has arrived at...
A.K.A.B. I arrived at 0:59!
You're wrong! You're wrong!
We're the worst, aren't we?
We're the worst!
We're the worst! We're the worst!
Wait a minute!
It's true that we didn't laugh enough!
But!
Since we have nerves, we can still laugh!
That's right!
And now, let us show you how we laugh!
I'm sorry! Does it smell?
It's burnt!
Look!
What? Does it smell?
It's burnt again!
Oh, it stinks!
What?
What do you say?
You guys, speak up!
Yes, yes!
Can you do it?
It's not that simple!
Yes!
Here, AKB will also compete with moss!
Sorry, it stinks!
What?
This stinks, too!
Oh, it stinks!
It's not that simple!
I didn't expect it!
It's a draw!
It's time!
Be quiet, students!
Who are you?
That eroskaf.
Eroskaf?
That's a terrible nickname!
He's been in the Yoshimoto club cycle ranking for two consecutive years,
and even though he's in first place,
eroskaf only means you, elmes!
I have something I want to say in detail, but I think I'm going to get dirty today, so I put on a different one.
Who is it?
Hello. Yuko's "yu" is "yuto-sei"'s "yu".
I'm Yuto-sei, student council president of Tainan High School.
The naming style is the same as the kimengumi!
I know how lacking you guys are, so let's settle this in a game.
Drop it! Not enough 48!
Hi, I'm Tomomi, a second-year student of Kinmei High School.
Hi, I'm Haruka Ishida, a research student.
We're going to show you some images that are not enough.
In each of the preceding high schools,
please choose a member who you think you'll make a mistake with among your opponents.
The member who makes a mistake will be eliminated in the "not enough" parade.
Well then, everyone, good luck!
This time, this member will compete against each other!
And a battle between A.K.A.B. Noro and Y.G.A. Nancy's girls will break out!
Huh? The smell of silver?
The smell of silver?
Don't do it together!
We smell the same, but we smell like poop.
Wait a minute!
What? How much do you weigh?
90!
What? What? How many times did you eat today?
I'm an idol, so I can't answer that!
What is not enough?
The first question is a beginner's level.
Find what this bus is missing.
Noro!
Good luck!
Immediately, Nancy calls for A.K.A.B.'s heavyweight class, Noro.
Will she be able to make Y.G.A. happy?
Go ahead!
The door of the bus isn't enough!
Yay!
A woman's will makes a great answer!
But it's getting harder and harder from here!
What is not enough?
The entrance of Shibuya Center Street, which you often see.
But actually, that's not enough.
Nancy!
From YGA, Nancy of "Wagamama Body" will challenge!
There is also Yoshimoto's theater in Shibuya, so you should have seen it often, but...
Go ahead!
Star's fighting spirit!
Not enough, not enough, not enough
The opponent is heavy, so it's not easy for her to jump and land.
It's like salt daifuku.
What are you talking about? It doesn't look like it.
Salt daifuku.
Don't make fun of me. Don't get mad at me. Don't make fun of me.
Minagishi! Minagishi!
Minagishi Minami, a self-proclaimed fresh idol, will challenge the opponent AKB.
Go ahead!
There is a Shibuya Center near this pillar and there are not enough letters.
Great answer!
And now, Minagishi is provoked by YGA.
We are friends, so we can't lose to people of Toshima.
What is not enough?
It's a little difficult.
Calpis water that you often see in convenience stores.
You can test your observation skills.
Haramaki!
From YGA, sexy Haramaki will challenge.
Can she fulfill her humiliation of being called "Toshima"?
There is not enough.
Go ahead!
The length of the bookshelf is longer!
It's not?
It's a little tight.
It's not enough. It's not enough. It's not enough.
It's not enough!
What did you mean?
This city is amazing!
Sato Amina!
From the beloved AKB, 17 year old Sato Amina with no island!
Go ahead!
The white cap on the lid doesn't have enough line!
It's not enough! It's not enough!
It's not enough!
Both teams got it right, so let's see the correct answer!
Did you get it?
Wow! I'll never forget that calpis and water again!
What's not enough?
It's not enough!
The next one is not enough for bearded men!
YGA seems to have an advantage, but...
Suzuki-san!
Nana-chan!
Nana-chan! Nana-chan!
From YGA, new actress Suzuki Nana challenges!
What's not enough for senior entertainers?
It's not enough!
Go ahead!
It's not enough for me!
It's not enough! It's not enough! It's not enough!
It's not enough!
It's not enough for me!
Go ahead!
The next AKB is also new members and still 2 months old, Kitahara Rie challenges!
Go ahead!
Higuchi-kun's hair parts are not enough!
What? Parts?
This part of your hair is not enough!
Not enough! Not enough! Not enough!
Not enough!
That's close!
Let's see the correct answer!
Kesaki!
Good job, Kitahara!
But it's still not enough!
What's not enough?
This is a difficult question!
What's not enough for Don Quijote's character, Donpen?
Hoshino-san!
Hoshino Rika, who used to be in St. Four Idol Agency, shows the will of YGA!
Go ahead!
She doesn't have a bucket!
Not enough! Not enough! Not enough!
Not enough!
Buckets are Hoshino-san's parts!
She used to have something!
If you say that, won't you catch fire?
No! Not at all!
Not enough!
Buckets!
Akihabara's AKB48 theater is always full of buckets!
Go ahead!
Um, it's Don Quini's 8th time, so I know you don't have enough mustaches.
Huh?
Three mustaches aren't enough.
Huh?
Really?
You don't have a mustache?
No, I do.
I don't buy it!
You're pretty weak at fighting.
It's 2008!
That's right!
It's 2007!
What's with this mask?
It's like Tom and Jerry!
Both teams were wrong, so let's see the results!
The lower mustache?
This is hard!
What's missing?
Leave it to me!
I don't like it!
This is also super hard!
What's missing from this mask?
Yama-chan!
The answer is Yama-chan, the president of the YGA team!
If they don't get it right, they'll lose to AKB!
What's missing?
Um...
Behind each vehicle...
There's an exhaust gas like "ton-ton-ton" that's not enough!
It's like you're running!
What's missing?
It's not enough!
Could you please take your earphones off and dance?
Shut up, trio!
Let's look at the correct answer.
There weren't enough marks on the way.
Team AKB won!
Tanshin, you're still alive.
How frustrating!
But even if you lose in a game, you don't lose in a woman's value.
After this, that big guy joins the big dig project!
The oldest idol, big dig Meshibe, 25 years old, on his way to his solo debut!
Among the popular idols, AKB48, the oldest member of the team, big dig Meshibe, has always lost.
But he never gives up and does his best in everything.
God didn't abandon him!
I want to make a solo debut for big dig Meshibe.
A sudden solo debut has been decided!
But!
In order to make Meshibe stand up again, Mr. Akimoto gave him a condition!
And that is...
What is the fate of big dig Meshibe?
On an auspicious day in August, the program staff visited big dig Meshibe's dressing room.
The reason is...
Actually, today...
Mr. Akimoto sensei sent me lyrics.
What a surprise! The debut song's lyrics have been completed! And...
The answer is...
"Amaiko Kansetsu".
It has an impact, doesn't it?
I'm really shocked.
Thank you very much.
Wow, it's really a sweet hip joint.
Sweet hip...
Wow!
Come closer and kiss me.
My sweet hip joint... I'm in it, aren't I?
I'm an idol...
Please take it back with you.
Sweet hip joint.
These are words that are far from an idol's maturity.
Akimoto sensei is the one who made "Onyanko Club".
"Onyanko Club" has a lot of great songs.
Like "Don't take off your sailor clothes."
Yes, "Onyanko Club" is a song where an idol sings a phrase that she would never say.
It made the world say it in a flash.
Sweet hip joint.
I would like you to compete with me.
A few days later, the recording of "Sweet hip joint" finally started.
And there...
It's Papaya Suzuki!
Actually, Papaya was asked by Akimoto sensei to choreograph "Sweet hip joint".
So, if you listen to the song right away...
You can see a professional's serious face.
What is Papaya-san's impression of the song?
It's a good song
I want to drink it now
I want to drink it
First of all, he checks his flexibility
However...
Can I push myself a little more?
But here, Papaya-magic explodes!
I'm stepping on it like this
It hurts, right?
Yes, it hurts
It hurts
Then...
It's hot!
Actually, there are many things you can't do unless you're flexible
Yes
First of all, start with flexibility
Yes, I'll do my best every day
Not only himself, but many people support him
Do your best, Ohorime-shime! Aim for 10,000 sheets!
After this, we have a shocking announcement from AKB!
AKB news!
The long-awaited new song released on October 22!
The title is...
Loud Diamond
And...
The performance of Nagoya's first idol project, SKE48, will start soon!
With that, AKB will appear in Nagoya again!
And...
Kojima, Takahashi, Minegishi's new unit, Northleaves, will make their debut with the single "Relax"
You're working too hard!
Yes
It's a song that you can relax by relaxing your shoulders
Everyone, please listen to it!
Thank you!
Also, this Thursday...
"Oshima Mai's first photobook 'Let me study'" will be released!
You can see all of us, including our private lives!
Please look forward to it!
Now, this week's song is this number that naturally gives you energy!
♪ Oh, I feel good when I do ♪
♪ I can't help it, I will go ♪
♪ To a bright place ♪
♪ Everyone has ♪
♪ At least one dream ♪
♪ Look below, fall down and fly away ♪
♪ The sky where my heart is ♪
♪ Flies high up in the sky ♪
♪ While holding onto your world somewhere ♪
♪ Even if I tremble in loneliness ♪
♪ I will definitely judge it ♪
♪ Because love is unfair ♪
♪ The sun thinks again and again ♪
♪ Of that eternal dream ♪
♪ A bright light is an energy ♪
♪ You are my sun now ♪
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Next week, will Shimizu Michiko join the AKB?!