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This program is brought to you by Kyoryuck and the following sponsors.
This is a private high school where idols who lack fame, common sense, and many other things attend.
Today, students from the boys' high school next door also come to hit.
Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on! Come on!
This week, also bearded men will come as a sketch!
Now, there's not enough grasp here, so let's see the story.
The short corn cello of the family. Baseball!
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Which one is a batter?!
Oh no! I slipped!
In that case...
Christmas!
Takahashi!
Who are you?
Takahashi, the inventor!
I've had enough of you!
The inventor entertainer, Takahashi Workshop, has joined us for the first time.
In fact, the hat he was wearing earlier was also made by him for the late-night show "Mobatale Great" when the bearded man slipped.
That's all for now. Thank you very much.
Shut up, you students!
Hey, Karl!
Yes?
Before you became an entertainer, you worked for a brothel company.
Your boss told you that he would exterminate you from the brothel industry, didn't he?
Why are you pulling my leg?
Come on, guys! Stop talking about things you don't have enough of!
I know you don't, but you'll get hurt!
Hey! If you say that, Mai-chan will be in trouble!
Mai-chin!
You're embarrassing me! I'm not doing this anymore!
Let's do it again this year! "Tarinai 48"!
Wait a minute!
It's weird! The second one starts and I'm already like this!
"Tarinai 48" is a game where you look at an image and guess what's missing!
If you're wrong, you'll be like this!
It's a game of survival!
Now, here are the eight people who will compete in the first round!
Question! What is missing?
The first question is intermediate level!
What is missing in this piano?
"Kojima Haruna"!
I'm not wrong!
The top batter is "Kojima Haruna", who is also appearing in Saturday drama "Yasuko and Kenji"!
I'm not wrong!
Alright! Alright! Alright!
I beat you!
Go ahead!
It's dark and not enough!
Not enough?
What's dark?
Here!
Here?
"Dynamate"!
"Dynamite"!
It's not enough! It's not enough! It's not enough!
It's not enough!
I'm really sorry! I wasn't very strong!
"Tanare-kun"!
What is missing?
The answer is "Yamada Rui", 53 years old!
"Bada"!
The piano...
The legs...
Are missing one!
Eh? Eh? Eh?
Eh? No way!
Wow!
"Tanare-kun"! "Tanare-kun"! "Tanare-kun"!
Thank you very much!
Who is this?!
Who?!
One, two...
"Umeda"!
It's not enough! It's not enough!
Next, "Umeda Ayaka", who is from Fukuoka!
Um... There is no place for me to step on with my feet!
That's right! The correct answer was the piano pedal!
Moving on to the second question!
Question! What is missing?
They suddenly level up!
What is missing for Ega-chan?
What is Sata's answer?
Go ahead!
My chest is missing!
It's here!
That's not enough!
Something is missing!
Moving on!
Love-tan, who is only 13 years old!
Go ahead!
Well...
My hair is missing?
That's not enough!
What did you think?
I didn't know, so I said it randomly.
Are you rebellious?
I wonder...
Kiyo and the rest of the Bad Team are down!
Kuso-baba!
Something is missing!
Kuso-baba and the oldest member of AKB, Megumi Ohori!
Go ahead!
My right...
Your right!
Neck...
It's missing!
What is missing?
Something is missing!
What is missing?
The last member of the Bad Team, Iguchi-kun!
But...
My butt is missing!
That's correct!
That's right! The correct answer is Susan!
The remaining members will answer one by one!
What is missing?
This is also a difficult question! What is missing from the brick wall?
The last member of the AKB team, Umeda's answer is...
If you don't get it right, you won't get it right!
If you don't get it right?
You'll definitely get it right!
It's not enough! It's not enough!
Your face is terrible!
In fact, there wasn't enough space to write the sender's email address!
And with that, the Bad Boys team wins!
AKB's "0:59 emergency plan"!
On an auspicious day in August, an extraordinary man appeared in Akihabara!
Bad Boys' Satomazaki, 29 years old!
In the past, as the president of the riot group Fukuoka Alliance, he led 500 people to the top!
He's been doing his best as a violent martial artist! He's the strongest man in the entertainment world!
Why is he in Akihabara?
It all began three days before the show's resumption, when the staff of the show were called out by Sata!
Recently... I've been thinking, "Maybe I've been underestimated by them?"
It's the AKB!
Sata has been underestimated by the AKB?!
Certainly, at the beginning of the show, Sata's rampage made people cry!
But recently...
Who said that?!
Eori! Eori!
It's true, she's completely underestimated them.
I've gotten used to them.
I'd like them to say "gafun" to me.
She's a woman, so I can't touch her.
I'll have to find a good way to get along with her.
Passion, huh...
Singing and dancing, huh...
And with that, Sata Masaki vs. AKB48 will be decided!
The song is "No need for romance" which is said to be the hardest song in all of AKB songs.
Will Sata be able to dance perfectly in just three days?!
And with that, we'll have an emergency documentary!
"Sata Masaki's Counterattack" airs at midnight!
Sata started practicing right away that night.
But...
My left knee is...
Sata had confidence in her reflexes, but she's a complete amateur when it comes to dancing.
It's not going to be that easy.
But Sata never gave up!
She practiced all of her free time.
Only her conviction supported her.
And...
The day of fate has finally come.
Sata came to AKB48 Theater three hours before the show.
She said she'd shake hands in advance for security reasons.
However...
How do you say "hi" in Japanese?
"yama" "moto" "mona"
Welcome! Welcome!
Sorry for the wait.
We've been waiting for you.
Here's the 10,000 yen you promised me.
Thank you very much.
I've already unlocked all of the locks.
Thank you.
Thanks to the spy Yoro, we were able to sneak in without any problems.
They're excited about their first theater performance.
Wow, it's Kusawaba.
Kusawaba.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
I've never seen anyone like you!
What is this?
Huh?
You look like a fool.
What are you doing to me?
No, it's bright.
Oh, it's bright!
It's embarrassing.
Hey!
Huh?
Look at this.
This is completely different from the real thing!
You're taking pictures of me, aren't you?!
You!
You set up really good lighting, didn't you?!
We'll be waiting for you at AKB48 Theater.
Wow, it's different.
As they get excited, they sneak deeper into the theater.
There, they boldly try dancing under the stage.
We'll be dancing here today.
Is it okay?
Do you know about this?
I don't know if it's okay or not, but...
Wow, you guys will be dancing here?
That's right.
We'll be dancing in the center here.
In the center...
In the center, you'll be dancing like Shinona-san, right?
That's right.
I can do it, too.
You can do it, too?
Yes.
I can do it.
Like when I was in self-training.
Self-training?
Okay, let's take a picture.
Thank you, thank you.
So we just have to go all the way until the members come, right?
Yes, we'll be dancing in the back.
AKB48 Theater is fun, isn't it?
Let's get excited until the end!
Thank you!
At one in the afternoon, with full of energy, the performance starts!
The audience's voltage rises at once!
Suddenly, there is a familiar face in it!
I came here today because I was worried about SATA.
On the other hand, SATA is...
What is this?
This is a dressing room for members.
Dressing room?
Has it already started?
Yes, it has already started.
No one is here, right?
No, no, no.
It's impossible.
Because...
It's okay.
Let's go.
Welcome!
Wow!
Wow, it smells like girls.
Yes, this is it.
Wow, it's amazing!
Like this...
Wow!
Each one has its own space.
Wow, whose wallet is this?
Whose wallet is this?
It's an old woman's wallet.
Old woman's?
Old woman's wallet.
Can I see it for a moment?
Wow!
An old woman only has 1,000 yen!
I thought it was expensive, but it's all...
It's all discount vouchers!
Wait a minute, what is this?
Wow, it's Yoshinoya's 50-yen voucher!
I don't want it!
She is an idol singer, so stop trying to make me lose!
Whose bag is this?
Minegishi!
Minegishi's bag!
Minegishi!
Wait a minute!
But... why is it connected?
Connected!
What's with him?
This is really...
When I open the book, it's time to decide the income.
What's with him?
He's 15 years old!
Why does he read that much?
This is mine.
This is Sato Yukari's... wow.
I read it.
This is it, right?
Idol's...
You want to see it, right?
Handbook and...
You want to see it, right?
I want to see this!
First of all, schedule...
I'm bored!
Then...
Please show me your schedule.
Well...
I hope I can get in...
Yes.
On August 5th...
I think I can laugh.
That's amazing!
Also...
I don't know why...
On Wednesday, the 13th...
I think I can use this as an instrument.
You only laugh.
Mobile phone.
Mobile phone, of course!
It's a cheap mobile phone.
When you open it...
Wow!
Patchouli ramen too!
Wow!
He likes himself!
No!
You can't like yourself like this!
And with that...
Then...
I'll go!
Yes.
Ah, it's cool.
Yay!
Thank you very much!
Normally, they can't enter the dressing room...
But when they forget their original purpose and play...
(Saturday Night)
The show ended in a blink of an eye!
The time for Sata to enter is getting closer and closer!
Meanwhile, Kiyoto is...
(Saturday Night)
He completely forgot about Sata and is absorbed in his live performance!
Sata, who had a partner who couldn't rely on at all, is...
(Saturday Night)
I'm going crazy...
Sata is overwhelmed by the pressure of becoming a drummer.
He is a man who stands at the top of 500 people.
There is nothing to be afraid of.
While thinking so, his face is naturally frowned upon.
And...
Are you ready?
Finally, they stand by backstage.
Sata and Masaki head for a lonely battlefield where only akb fans are present.
After this, it's finally time for the show!
Please listen to it.
"Romance Irane".
Oh no, oh no, oh no, here it comes!
He's suddenly coming at me!
Finally, the last song of the day.
And for Sata to defeat akb,
Sata started "Romance Irane" with Motok.
It's Sata's turn.
From the second chorus where the song gets the most excited...
Will it be...
My heart...my heart is beating so fast!
It's crazy, my heart is beating so fast!
It's finally the moment of fate!
I don't want to be looked down upon!
But a man who has spent all of his eyesight just for such a small thing like this...
Will enter the battle!
I'm lonely, but I'll sing with all of my heart!
Show me your love, show me your love
I don't need romance, I'll wake up
A kiss is too quick, I'm not afraid of it
I don't need romance, I have to say "no"
I'm lonely, but I'll sing with all of my heart!
I don't need courage!
I don't need it!
Masaki Sato, 29 years old.
Thanks to his self-confidence and pride,
"Romance Irane" has been a huge success!
And...
It's amazing, isn't it?
I'm moved.
It's amazing.
I really didn't know about this AKB48 fucking idol group.
Fucking?
But when I practiced it, I realized.
This dance is amazing!
Everyone who can dance this is amazing!
It's amazing!
Sato and AKB, who praise each other's fights.
The deep groove that has never been filled is being repaired.
The victory doesn't matter anymore.
Friendship has sprung up between them.
And with all their might!
Go home! Go home! Go home! Go home!
Go home! Go home! Go home!
You're kidding me!
Hey, Mr. Kinoki!
Go home! Go home!
Say it!
Go home!
Go home! Go home!
Masaki Sato, 29 years old, has been completely defeated!
His comeback continues!
We have an important announcement!
"AKB Oshimen Clear File" Nittoru jonboree is now on sale!
Please put a sticker on your Oshimen and play with it!
This push pin badge also comes with it!
Everyone, thank you in advance!
Smile, those lips that captivated me.
Let me have you all to myself, at least in my dreams.
The other day, a movie starring Yuko Oshima, "Sakura no Sono" was held as a hit event!
It will be released in November, so everyone, please come to the theater!
Smile, those lips that captivated me.
This program is sponsored by Kyorachigo and Orano.