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AKB Extreme Cosplay Battle "If you make five people burn, you get 10,000 yen"
Thank you for coming. "If you make five people burn, you get 10,000 yen" "The color moe"
This week, we have Iwami-san with us.
Thank you for having me.
I was just talking to the staff, and Iwami-san, you've changed your style.
What do you mean?
When I saw "bad girl," I thought you were kind of nice, too.
I've been an ero nurse before.
Iwami-san?
Yes, that was great, too.
Things change every day.
No, no, her real name is Yuko-chan.
Now, let me explain "the color burning"'s rules.
If you change into your favorite cosplay and make the judge burn, you get 10,000 yen.
The judges are these five people who are of different ages and professions.
When five people have high heart rates, a program- specific fire-judging machine with a patrol light will automatically start running.
If you can't make a judge burn by yourself, you'll have to learn how to burn a man's heart.
No!
Okada Ichiri!
I've gotten used to it lately.
It's about time I changed my character.
First Challenger, Minami Takahashi!
What kind of cosplay did little Slippery Angel choose?!
Make her burn for 10,000 yen!
This time, Minami Takahashi chose a cosplay of a cheerleader who can make a man's heart flutter!
Her healthy thighs, which she wore from her short skirt, will make the match even more exciting!
Are there any men who can't get hot with this?
Now, then, the exciting time, start!
Good work!
The match...
It was really close, wasn't it?
Hey, say something!
Hey!
Hey, I said!
She's mad! She's mad!
What? You're still energetic!
I...
I've always been watching you do your best in throwing.
You were cooler than anyone else.
But you...
You...
I can't...
I can't have the courage to say it.
I...
I've always liked you.
Please...
Please... throw me...
Please... throw me... love's straight!
It's over!
It's only the last one!
I swore I wouldn't do it!
I told you I'd host, so I thought you'd do it!
Play, play, me!
I want to throw you love's straight!
What's this? You chose it yourself?
Yes! Isn't it cute?
I like to cheer people up!
How is it?
I can't do it!
You can't do it!
This is for Takahashi who couldn't do it!
Come and enjoy!
It's okay, it's okay. Let's slide together!
I don't like it!
You don't like it? I don't like it!
Since you couldn't do it, let's play a hockey game!
Really?
Which do you like, short or thick?
I like the black one.
Which do you like, short or thick?
I like the thick one!
What are you thinking?
It's okay, it's a hockey game.
I see.
Since it's a big one, I'll eat it.
Which one is worse?
Are you Takahashi?
If you're Takahashi, I'm Kyuu-chan!
I know what Kyuu-chan smells like!
I don't like it!
It's hidden, isn't it?
NEXT CHALLENGER, SATOI YUKARI
The cosplay of Daikan Musume, which she successfully cleared last time with her cosplay of Ramu-chan,
has been burned for 10,000 yen!
This time, Satoi Yukari has chosen a cosplay of a man's romance, a white shirt.
A slightly larger white shirt will make you think of a man's fantasy, whether you like it or not!
The shirt must be filled with fire!
Now, let the firework show begin!
I was really surprised.
It was really raining.
Thank you!
Sorry, I bought a white shirt on my own.
Oh, it's your dad.
He's so chubby.
But, even though he lives alone, he keeps his face clean. I'm impressed, impressed!
What's this?
It's an erotic book!
Boys and girls are really erotic!
Go away, go away!
It's an erotic book!
You have a lot of erotic books, don't you?
Is this... a pierce?
It's hers, isn't it?
I have to go home before I'm misunderstood!
Huh? She's not here?
Is this my present?
You remembered my birthday!
Thank you!
Then, can I have one more present?
This white shirt.
First of all...
For me being in this room...
Forever...
You did it!
Wow!
You did it!
You almost did it.
You did it!
I'm so happy!
Excuse me.
I'm sorry.
How do you feel?
Actually...
You did it!
Excuse me.
You're always in weird places.
You're always hiding your phone.
You're hiding it.
I'm working.
What are you talking about?
Your security is loose.
Anyway...
You did it!
You won 10,000 yen.
Congratulations!
Next challenger...
Sayaka Akimoto.
She's 20 years old and an Asian beauty.
What kind of cosplay has she chosen?
To win 10,000 yen...
Make her burn!
It's big!
Sayaka Akimoto has chosen...
a luxurious...
and Marie Antoinette-like...
cosplay of a middle-aged French princess.
It's like...
she's spent all of her money...
on a burning bubble cake!
She's wearing a long skirt and a frill...
and you can't see...
what she's wearing!
It's the queen of burning...
Corinne!
Let's start...
Hey, Sebastian...
Are you there?
I see...
Prince of next country...
If you have a father, you are going to introduce me to someone who is married again, aren't you?
Father!
I wasn't born as a princess because I wanted to be born.
And yet...
Hey, Sebastian!
Don't you want to skip the ball with me tonight?
Just one day is fine.
I also want to be with the person I love like a common girl.
Yes...
The person I love...
Sebastian...
It's you.
I know you are troubled.
But...
For me...
You are more important than the country!
This is...
An order as a princess.
Just one day...
Let me be your princess for one day.
Well...
Friend! Friend!
I'm not this violent!
I'm not your friend!
Sebastian!
Who is Sebastian?
Sebastian...
Nicholas was faster this time.
Sebastian was faster.
And so...
The person who couldn't avoid...
In autumn...
Is this person!
Da...
Karina!
I wonder if you can do it...
Marianne and Mitsu-chan!
But you know...
The way you do your make-up is a little...
Then I'll do it for you!
This is my proud make-up tool!
What is it?
It's dirty!
It's your own make-up tool!
Karina!
Wait!
No! It's mine! It's mine!
Talk to me!
It's my make-up tool!
It's mine!
You just said it's dirty when you saw it!
You said it's dirty!
So you're disqualified as a talent!
It's make-up!
What is it?
Ah... It's a tank top...
You wore it?
It's dirty!
Wait!
Wait a minute!
I wonder what it is...
Ah... It's mine!
What... What... What is it for?
It's... It's for drawing eyes...
Ah! Drawing eyes!
Then I'll do your make-up for you!
I'm sorry!
Make-up?!
You should've brought a prettier one!
I can't help it!
Then I'll do your make-up for you!
No way!
Don't paint it on your eyes! It's self-portrait!
Thank you so much!
I'm so wonderful!
See you!
No, no, no! Give it back!
No, no...
I was so excited today.
I was told to wear it like this...
Besides, it's a reverse of a tank top...
It's no good if you don't wear it, right?
In the spring of 2008...
A revolutionary camera that changed the history of the gravure world was released.
It's this...
Casio Exilim-EX.
It can shoot in slow motion up to 40x speed.
It can record movements that can't be seen with the naked eye.
It's really a dream camera!
So, using this camera...
AKB48's expressions that we can't usually see...
It's this movie!
Super futuristic gravure shooting session!
In the scene, they drink quinacridone juice.
Actually, it's about 1,000 times sourer than lemon.
The first model is Minegishi Minami.
Wow, she's so cute!
But, if you use a high-speed camera...
She becomes even cuter!
Drink it all up!
Hurry up!
Look this way!
She's so cute!
Can you reach it?
No, I can't reach it.
Scene 2. The stylist suddenly slaps her from behind.
First, Kawasaki Nozomi.
You're so sexy, Nozomi-san!
But she'll show you an even sexier shot after this!
One more time! Hurry up!
One more time!
I'm scared!
Scene 3
The cameraman suddenly appears in his underwear.
First, Takahashi Mirai.
What kind of facial expression will he show us in this sudden happening?
I'm looking forward to it!
Cut!
Thank you!
Shunryu!
Yes, I was surprised!
I was surprised!
I was surprised by her energy!
She looks like a little girl!
She is erotic!
She looks like a little girl!
She is erotic!
She is a little girl!
Don't you think you are looking down too much?
After this, a new character will appear in "news48"!
It's "news48".
Good evening, I'm Maristre.
Good evening, I'm Kufu Shinbashi.
It's hot these days.
I'm going crazy, old man.
At this age.
I'm sweating a little.
Oh, pleasure.
Is it disadvantageous?
Then, the first news.
Don't you know?
It's "siodome nittere jamboree", which is exciting every day.
In this jamboree, a live performance with "akb48" will be held.
The title of this live performance is "akb48 siodome summer live".
This time, it doesn't start at 0:59.
The first live performance will be held on the day after tomorrow, 6th.
This month, 16th and 29th, it will be held.
My tomorrow is "siodome nittere jamboree"!
What did you say?
Here's the news.
Team K's oldest blog, "Kusoabaco" and "Ohori Megumi" have become very popular.
"Ohori Megumi's blog", "Ohori Megumi's self- produced plan" which opened on July 9th,
and "famous people ranking in blog rankings in just one month" have become a hot topic.
Mari-chan, do you want to make a self-produced plan with me?
Oh, Ikkou-chan, you were here?
This voice is...
Ikkou-chan, you haven't said anything since last month. What are you going to do? Pay me now!
Megumi is in the middle of a show right now...
Hey, Ikkou-chan, can you do me a favor?
Ikkou-chan, let's go!
Ikkou-chan!
I'll make you pay me back tonight!
My salary...
How much is it now?
Well, I'll leave it here for tonight.
Good night!
Ikkou-chan!
Welcome! Welcome!
Will you pay me back with my own body?
The first idol unit in Nagoya, SKE48's final audition has ended!
The finalists have been decided!
Who are you curious about?
Stay tuned!
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dream
I woke up in front of the kiss
I'll leave the rest to you
Always in the same good place
I'm the only one left behind
Love seems like it'll arrive in a little while
But I'll run away
Because I want to chase it
It's a dazzling existence
The miracle of meeting you
I learned the meaning of life
I love you baby baby baby
I want to hug you
While bathing in midsummer sunshine
Like a lover
Someday in a dream
Baby, will you turn around for me?
I want you to notice deep inside of me and give me an answer of love.
I love you, baby, baby, baby, please smile for me.
The lips that have fallen in love with me.
Let me monopolize you, at least in my dreams.
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