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AKB Extreme Cosplay Battle!
"If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen"!
"The color burner"!
Now, let's get started!
"If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen"!
"The color burner"!
Once again, that popular song has returned!
"The color burner"!
Here's the rules again!
"If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen"!
"The color burner"!
Here it is!
As always, it's the unhealthy and clumsy Seiji- san!
Today, he's here with us again.
Last time, he got his autograph from Yuuko Ohshiba.
Seiji-san!
What happened last time?
Actually, when I got home, I wrapped it up and sang "Hadami Hanasazuko".
Wow!
Excuse me!
Now, let me explain the rules!
"If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen"!
"The color burner"!
You can change into whatever cosplay you like and make all of the judges burn!
Those judges are from the Dankei generation's fathers to foreigners.
They're all different in age and occupation!
The most notable is Toki-san, the number one host of Shinjuku!
Capturing him, who has seen many women, will be the key!
If you can't make even one person burn,
a scary penalty game is waiting for you!
These people are using the machine that the show has developed.
If your heart rate is above a certain level,
the patrol light will automatically turn.
It's a precise device.
If you turn on all of their patrol lights,
you'll get ten thousand yen worth of food vouchers.
Good luck!
Now, we have a special guest again!
Who is it?
It's this person!
I don't know.
Is it this person?
Could it be?
Why didn't you run away?
I know. I know.
Your reaction is getting slower.
First challenger, Minegishin Minami.
What kind of cosplay did this energetic girl choose?
Aim for 10,000 yen and burn it up!
This time, Minami Minebushi has chosen a cosplay of a festival girl perfect for summer.
She will play Hachimaki Nejiri and Sarashi Shiroi as "Edo no Jocho".
She will draw young people's attention.
"Burn It Up Festival" will be held here!
"Burn It Up" time, start!
Huh?
Who do you think you are?
What's wrong with you?
You don't look good in dark clothes on a festival day.
Ha!
It looks like you're worried about something.
Why don't you talk to me?
I'm a good-looking Edo girl!
I won't do anything bad to you!
Don't be sad. You're a man, aren't you?
Huh?
You've always liked me...
But...
I'm not like a woman...
And I'm ugly...
You're making fun of me, aren't you?
Let me be the festival girl!
I'm leaving now!
See you!
Ouch!
You said something weird...
I got scared.
Huh?
You want me to say sorry and kiss you?
I can't do that!
Because...
Because if I do that...
I'll...
I'll fall in love with you!
- One more! - One more!
- There's no host! - There's no host!
- I was nervous! - You were nervous?
- Nervous... - I didn't notice you at all!
- Huh? You weren't nervous? - Yes.
- You weren't excited at all?
- Yes, I still haven't shaken my hands yet.
- He's already used to it. - He's seen women thousands of times.
- That's right. - Yes.
- KB-san. - Yes?
- I wanted to protect her.
- Who's this guy?
- What are you doing? - You're the most dangerous of them all.
What kind of girl would look at this costume?
- I want you to take it off. - I'm sorry.
- You're giving it to the host? - No, I'm only 10 years old.
Unfortunately, it didn't work out.
Minagishi, who couldn't burn everyone alive, will be punished like this.
It's a festival, a festival, a festival.
This is a festival in Japan.
- Welcome. - You're fast.
- I've prepared some chira-chi for you. - Thank you.
- It looks delicious. - You know, men come to you with chopsticks like this.
- You have to make me burn. - Thank you for the food.
- Please eat it. - It looks delicious.
- You're still a child. - Yes, yes.
- Don't do anything. - Don't do anything.
- Don't you have anything this time? - Don't do anything.
- Look! - Huh? - What? - I want it too. - I want it too!
- The chopstick you're holding. - Yes. - And...
- The chopstick you're about to lick. - No, no, no. - Did you do it wrong?
- Oh, no! - It's a festival!
- No, no, no! - Wow! - Thank you, Nozomi!
- Wow! - It's over. - It's sad. - It's sad. - No, it was unfair for me to say it myself.
Next Challenger, Nozomi Kawasaki!
What cosplay did she choose for her sexy lips?!
I'll make you burn for 10,000 yen!
This time, Kawasaki Nozomi chose a cosplay of a bad girl with a beer.
A tight costume that reveals the best proportions without showing off.
Even if you don't drink, you'll get drunk.
Beer, edamame and bad girls!
It's the best combination of summer!
Now, the middle schoolers are already here.
Now, let's start "Iro Moe Ya"!
May I have your order?
Um...
Beer and edamame, right?
No, don't look at me like that.
I'm sorry, I dropped my glass.
Your clothes got wet, didn't they?
Is it blowing?
I started working part-time at a church here,
but this costume is still embarrassing for me.
Oh, no! What am I saying to my customers?
Huh? Does it look good on me?
Oh, no! If you say that,
even though I don't drink alcohol, my face will turn red.
Um...
If you don't mind,
would you like to go drinking with me tonight?
I also...
want to get drunk in your eyes.
Why? I thought we could go to a costume hot pot.
So, our host, Toki-san.
Is it no good?
Not yet.
Not yet?
What do you want?
I don't think we have anything else.
We are idols.
That's right.
On the contrary, middle school students...
The moment you come out...
Before you start talking...
When you arrive, you're always like, "I'm tied up."
Are you okay?
Dad, you were fast, too.
That's good.
Are you talking about the way you look up?
Dad, you turned around when you sat down.
That's good.
So...
Since we couldn't get everyone drunk...
We'll play a penalty game with that wall over there!
Hello!
Congratulations!
I'm drunk.
What is it?
Nozomis.
Yes?
You put out a photo album?
That's right!
I put out a photo album!
That's cute!
Where did you get it?
I got it at Guam.
You got it at Guam?
Yes.
Do you have a favorite swimsuit?
I like this one in the back.
This is your favorite?
This is my favorite.
It's pretty.
Okay, I'll buy you one of these.
I'm only looking at it.
I'm just looking at it.
Just a moment.
Can you see it?
No, you can't see it.
You can't see it, can you?
No!
[Applause and cheers from the audience]
Director, you're the worst!
Let's go to the Olympics together four years later!
Bye!
Please win!
You look strong!
You look strong, girl!
Next challenger, Haruna Kojima!
A fair-hearted happy girl and an actress, Haruna Kojima is very active!
What cosplay did she choose?
She's still burning with passion!
She's so excited that she doesn't even show Kojima's drama!
Next challenger, Haruna Kojima!
What cosplay did a fair-hearted happy girl and an actress choose?
Aim for 10,000 yen and burn it up!
What cosplay did a fair-hearted happy girl and an actress choose?
This time, Haruna Kojima chose a Japanese summer costume, a yukata!
The summer you were in is far away and burning!
The eunuch you can see behind you is showing off his charm that only Yamato Nadeshiko can show!
Should you watch fireworks? Should you watch a yukata?
What is your biggest question?
Now, let's start "Burning Time"!
Fireworks are amazing people!
Ouch!
I've never worn a yukata before, so I'm a little tired.
My hands...
My legs hurt, so will you hold my hands?
Thank you!
Well, shall we go?
Ah! That was close!
Those are my classmates.
If they see me holding their hands, I don't know what they'll say.
Well, shall we go?
Hey, can I grab your clothes?
I'll get lost.
You know, I've always dreamed of going to a firework show with the person I love.
Fireworks!
They were full of love. Fireworks that set my heart on fire.
You did it!
You were there even before we started.
What did you like about being a host, Toki?
I usually work all the time and don't go out much.
I work all the time.
But you came and said one last word.
I want to go out and say one last word.
I got a little excited.
How was it?
It was cute!
You valued it, didn't you?
This is crazy.
I'm more nervous than I am in a drama.
Really?
You look like you'll fall for it.
No, I won't.
You won't?
With that nervousness, Kojiharu gets 10,000 yen worth of food!
Congratulations!
Thank you!
After this, the members' faces changed dramatically!
Hi! I'm AKB48's Kojima Haruna.
This summer's new song is "Baby, Baby, Baby."
It was released on i-mode this time.
The MV is cute, fashionable, and sexy.
From a woman's point of view, they're all too cute!
It's a must-download!
What? Pachan?
In the spring of 2008, a revolutionary camera that changed the history of the gravure world was released.
It is this CASIO EXCELLIM EX.
It is a dream camera that can record slow motion at 40x speed and can record movements that cannot be seen with the naked eye.
There, we will use this camera to capture expressions that AKB48 usually never show!
We will show you supergravure beyond gravure!
Superfuture-style gravure shooting session!
Scene 1. Drinking Kuen San juice.
In fact, this is about a thousand times more sour than a lemon!
The first model is Minami Takahashi!
Wow, you're so beautiful that my heart is pounding!
But if you take it with a high-speed camera, you'll look even more beautiful!
Here, drink it!
This is not bad! It's high!
Wow!
What are you doing? Are you angry?
I'm doing my best!
Are you crying?
I'm crying!
You're so cute!
I want to touch your back!
I want you to touch my bench!
In Kyoto, you can drink like this!
You look like you're transforming together!
I couldn't hold it in!
Is it supposed to be like this?
What are you doing?
You're the best!
This is more sour than a lemon!
Oh my gosh, I made a mistake!
Scene 2. Taking off your turtleneck in a sexy way.
First, Minami Minagishi!
Wow, your turtleneck looks great on you!
You're so cute, B-chan!
Nice facial expression!
I'm looking forward to it!
You're really crazy!
Oh my gosh!
I'm born!
What?
Oh my gosh!
You're really crazy!
Oh my gosh!
You're crazy!
Scene 3.
The stylist suddenly pokes her from behind.
First of all, Wakana with eyebrows.
Oh my gosh! I don't think she's 14 years old!
Now, let's make her eyebrows more beautiful!
Oh my gosh!
My eyebrows!
My eyebrows are falling apart!
It's like...
What?
It's humiliating!
That's it for the super futuristic gravure shooting session!
Produced by Yasushi Akimoto and co-produced by A.K.A.B.,
the concert will be held at Kyoto Zoukei Genjutsu University!
For more information, check out the A.K.A.B. official website!
I'm Rino Sashihara, a research student.
I'm Miho Miyako and I'm Miho Miyazaki.
Our new song "Baby, Baby, Baby" is currently being streamed on i-mode.
We're singing it for the first time on TV with our seniors tonight!
Here we go!
I love you baby, baby, baby
Turn around and look at me
The way you look at me
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dreams
Pay attention to their dancing too!
"Baby, Baby, Baby" is currently being streamed on i-mode!
Before the kiss, I woke up
I'll leave the rest to you
Always in the same good place
I'm the only one left behind
Love seems like it'll reach you in a little while
But I'll run away
So I want to chase you
I love you baby, baby, baby
My idol is a dazzling existence
The miracle of meeting you
And the meaning of living
I love you baby, baby, baby
I want to hold you
In the midsummer sun
Like a lover
Someday in my dreams
I love you baby baby baby
Turn around and come to me
Notice me too, I want an answer of love
I love you baby baby baby, smile for me
The lips that fell in love with me
Let me monopolize you, at least in my dream
I...
This program is brought to you by KORAN and KORRAN's sponsors.
I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you, I wanted to meet you...
It's your own song!
No way!
Next week, we'll have a big show with a handsome man holding a bag!
Thank you very much!