AISubs v3.5
This is a private high school where idols who lack fame, common sense, education, and many other things go to.
They don't even have a sense of danger for the future.
Even if the bell rings, they don't make a noise.
And there...
Today, we have the most energetic "Recent Walking" here!
Recently, I haven't had enough training. I'm Q-chan!
Recent Walking
This is too noisy.
By the way, do you need an assistant?
Assistant...
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Elena!
Cute!
So small and cute, Q-chan!
So, who is the bad guy?
I'm going to be serious.
Shinoda-san!
What's up with you?
I'm serious about kids!
Me too.
Really?
Let's go with SD.
Boring!
What do you mean boring?
It's boring and difficult to do.
Difficult to do?
It's not enough.
What are you doing?
What do you want me to do?
I have about two.
What do you want me to do?
Say it first.
What do you want me to do?
Show me what you want me to do.
What do you want me to do?
I'm sorry.
Can I do it?
Let's do it.
Let me show you.
Go ahead.
Then,
I'm going to drink this coke at once.
I'm not going to burp.
I'm going to say all the names of the fifteen generals of Tokugawa.
You think you can't do it, don't you?
Let's do it!
Alright!
Alright, go!
Eat up!
Wow, you're eating a lot!
By the way, this is the seventh one for you for work today.
I'll leave it for you.
The seventh one, look!
The seventh one... You still have some, don't you?
Hurry up and eat up!
Thank you!
It's fine, it's fine!
Hurry up and eat up!
Wow, amazing!
Alright, alright, alright!
Alright!
Alright, you did it!
Alright!
Go, go!
Let's do it!
Hidetada, Iemitsu, Ietsuna, Tsutayoshi, Ienobu, Ietsugu, Yoshimune, Ieshige, Ieharu, Ienari, Ieyoshi, Iesaga, Iemutsu, Yoshinobu!
Alright!
Don't tell me you're in good health, you bastard!
Hey, hey!
Stop it!
Hey, go away!
Go home, you bastard!
Shut up, you bastard!
Himiko-sama!
T-that moment!
Don't talk nonsense!
Huh?!
Who the hell are you?!
Hey, Rezent!
Even though you're part of the bandit group, you've been exchanging diaries between your girlfriend and Kitty-chan!
What's wrong with you?!
Seriously, what's wrong with you?!
Stop it!
Huh?!
What is this?!
Me?
I'm a teacher like you.
I know what you guys lack.
Let's play a game and decide which of us is lacking.
What's with this low-quality impersonation?
Let's drop it! Lacking 48!
What is "Lacking 48"?
It's a game where you look at an image and guess what it is lacking.
If you're wrong, you'll be covered in powder.
The team that makes a mistake loses.
Now, before we start...
Who is this?
Who? Everyone's so angry.
Who is it?
Who are you?
Oh, it's a weird guy.
I'm sorry. I'll go.
Lacking! Lacking! Lacking!
What is this?
Lacking!
Welcome back!
What is it?
In the end, the game starts without enough explanation of "Lacking".
These eight people will compete against each other this time.
In the first round, the AKB team and the BAD BOYS team will cover people who seem to be wrong.
Question! What is it lacking?
One, two...
"Onoyomi"!
Yes, that's right!
Lacking! Lacking! Lacking! Lacking! Lacking! Lacking!
Lacking! Lacking! Lacking! Lacking!
So... last one, Takamori-san's "kamba" like thing.
Lacking? Lacking? Lacking?
Lacking! Lacking! Lacking!
What a shame! What a shame!
Kiyoko!
There's nothing, nothing, nothing...
What is it?
It's a hat!
Eh?
What is it?
Eh?
It's white isn't it?
Eh?
Not enough, not enough, not enough...
Wow, who's that?!
Not enough!
Wait!
No, no, no...
There's nothing...
Wait!
No, no, no...
There's nothing...
No, no, no...
There's nothing missing...
Go ahead!
A dog has...
No, no, a dog has a string that connects...
No!
It's not enough!
Oh!
Dog!
Actually, there wasn't enough lead to connect the dogs.
Now, there are three people left for even.
Next question.
What is not enough?
no no no no no no no no
no no no no no no no
there's something missing
Atana no Karin, you're missing hair!
Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
This is a service problem.
But she had so much hair.
Well, what's next?
What is missing?
It's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing, it's missing
Okay, I'm missing the tip.
We're missing the tip!
We're missing the tip, we're missing the tip, we're missing the tip.
Hey, you!
Stop that, you!
It hurts!
I'm going to hit you!
No, no, no, nothing.
In this difficult question, BAD BOYS SATA will challenge.
And what does TARINAI have in his hand?
It's white!
It's a baseball bat!
The bat turned white!
White is not enough!
White! White line is not enough!
Correct!
Yes, white part was not enough.
By the way, what is the situation of both teams now?
3 to 2!
So, BAD BOYS team is leading!
Good job!
Question! What does TARINAI have in his hand?
Wow, this is difficult!
Music, start!
The question is getting harder! Think about it!
Miyazawa!
Yes, Sae-chan, go ahead!
Go ahead!
White dot.
What!?
TARINAI-kun, TARINAI-kun, TARINAI-kun...
Not enough!
What does "white dot" mean?
It's like "I'm stuck"
It's like "I don't have enough dots"
Sae-chan, what are you talking about?
I don't know what you're talking about!
Sae-chan!
Yes, Sato-san, go ahead!
I don't know what you're talking about!
As expected, Miyazawa doesn't have enough dots.
Anyway, the answer is a station name somewhere.
Go ahead!
Sato-san, Sato-san, Sato-san, Sato-san!
Yes!
Nine!
Eight!
Seven!
Six!
Five!
Four!
Five!
Nishinippori!
Station!
Correct!
The correct answer was Nishinippori Station.
The next one is quite difficult!
What is missing?
Music, start!
This is pretty difficult! The hint is upper body!
If AKB team can't answer "kusobaba", they will be annihilated!
Is there a miracle big reversal?
What is missing in this "garigari-kun"?
Will the oldest "kusobaba" team show their willpower?
If they are wrong, AKB team will be defeated!
What is it?
"Garigari-kun"'s "mushiba"
"Ga" "ne" "ga" "garigari-kun", right?
"Ga" "tari"
It's "tari"!
"Kusobaba"! "Kusobaba"! "Kusobaba"!
It hurt a lot!
Do you know what is missing?
What is missing is "kattashi", right?
You don't have to say it!
"Kattashi"! "Kattashi"!
Sata-san! Sata-san!
Even though the game is over, Sata suddenly answers!
Will he be able to answer?
What is missing?
Sata-san! Sata-san!
I really don't know!
"Ju-en-hane" is missing!
Zero!
"Tari-nai-kun" "Tari-nai-kun" "Tari-nai-kun"
Tari-nai-kun
Actually, this "Gari-gari-kun" didn't have enough eyebrows.
So, the winner of this game is...
Bad Boys Team!
Bad Boys Team
Now, it's time for the shocking news!
Bad Boys Team
In the spring of 2008,
a groundbreaking camera that changed the history of the gravure world was released.
It is this...
"CASHO EXCELIB EX".
Surprisingly, it is possible to shoot in slow motion at 40x speed.
It is a dream camera that can record movements that cannot be seen with the naked eye.
Using this camera,
AKB48's expressions that we can't usually see will be recorded.
We will show you a super-gravure that surpasses gravure!
Super-future-style gravure shooting session!
On the day of May,
they took photos for the show's homepage and set up a fake shooting scene.
AKB48 members don't notice anything when shooting as usual.
However, this high-speed camera is in the hands of the cameraman.
Scene 1.
Sexyly taking off the turtleneck.
First, I, narrator Ibami's assistant, Yuka Oshima.
Wow, it's very cute!
But, if you use a high-speed camera, you can take it even cuter!
Thank you very much!
Next is Noroka.
She is in charge of laughing in AKB, but she is so cute!
But, everyone, she will become even cuter!
Thank you very much!
Great!
Scene 2.
The sudden happening and surprised expression.
First, Elena Ono.
She looks like an adult who doesn't think she is 14 years old.
Beautiful!
Cute!
But, if you shoot with high-speed camera, she will be more beautiful.
Cute!
I'm getting curious.
The last one is a curse.
Wow, it's exciting.
The number of fans may increase even more.
It's like a photo shoot.
That's it for the super futuristic gravure photo shoot.
We got some really good photos.
This is terrible.
We're going to choose a target for super gravure photos.
We're going to have you choose a photo that you think suits you the most.
The target for super gravure photos is...
Yūko Ōshima!
There was a gap between you two. I've never seen you like that before.
That's right!
You didn't have any wrinkles or anything like that.
That's because I'm known for being funny.
Why don't you make my face look more ugly like this?
Next up is "News 48" full of underwater footage!
It's "News 48" time.
Good evening, I'm Mari Shinoda.
Good evening! I'm Shinba Shikō.
Mari-chan, it's been a while.
Britney Spears.
Here's the first piece of news.
This is tough.
AKB team members Yashike "Yukarin" and Sato "Yukari" are turning 19 years old.
Their first photo album and first DVD will be released.
Sato-san, who is turning 20 this year,
will be in his last form of his life in these photo albums and DVDs.
You'll be able to enjoy all of their charms.
In celebration of their release, an event will be held.
Mari-chan, I want you to focus. Can you shut up for a second?
This is a good part.
I'm sorry.
Next news.
Team A's flower-shaped angel's smile, Mariko Shinoda,
20...
...years old.
Her photo book was released today.
You're deceiving me with your age again, Mari- chan.
What do you want me to think of you?
I know your age, Mari-chan!
Look, you're twenty...
I'm sorry, Mari-chan.
Let's see what's inside.
Team AKB's first solo photo book is titled "pendulum".
In this photo book, which was shot in two countries,
there are lots of cool and sexy Shinoda-sans with two different faces.
Mari-chan, do the same pose as this one.
Look, hide your chest like this and say "pendulum"!
Shut up.
What did you say?
That's all for tonight. Good night!
Mari-chan, what did you say?
What did you say?
Baby, baby, baby, look up at the sea
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dream
I woke up in front of the kiss
I'll leave the rest to you
Always in the same place
I'm the only one left alone
Love seems like it'll arrive soon
But I'll run away
So I want to chase it
I love you, baby, baby, baby
My idol is a dazzling existence
The miracle of meeting you
I learned the meaning of life
I love you, baby, baby, baby
Smile for me
The lips that fell in love with me
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dream
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Next week, "Not Enough Gold" will rampage again!
Not enough!