AISubs v3.5
They are hungry.
They will have a trial again tonight.
I am hungry.
I have not eaten at all.
I am hungry.
I want to eat it now.
I will die of fatigue.
Today, too, chuchu is noisy.
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Today, too, we are...
CAT BOYS!
Who are you?
I don't know much about cat noises.
Today, too, Junji Takagi is here.
Today, we are going to watch the stars.
Anyway, you guys are noisy.
Today, too, we have brought delicious sweets for you.
If you clear the questions, you will get delicious sweets.
But if you fail, you will be covered in powder.
If you succeed this time, you will get these sweets.
It is not impossible for the members to be noisy.
This time, you will be able to use the most popular switch,
Mon Chuchu's Dojima Roll.
Fluffy dough and sweet whipped cream create the best harmony.
Let's watch it now.
It's delicious.
If you want to eat this cake, you have to clear the questions that will come out from now on.
Let's not fight! Let's not fight! Let's not fight! Let's not fight!
Let's not fight. We're not on good terms. We're not on good terms.
We're not on good terms. We're not on good terms.
We're not on good terms with you.
We're not on the same team, we're not on good terms.
Do not do that.
Calm down! Calm down! Calm down!
Look at them, so nervous.
Everyone in AKB is really scared of this news.
As you can see...
A lot of energy has gone into this!
We've got some real Yankees to join us!
I'm sure you have an idea of what we'll be doing,
but today's theme is...
Capture Real Yankees!
One of the five Yankees will be a red impostor!
The mice will choose a real Yankee one by one,
and if they leave an impostor alive, they'll get a switch!
However, if they choose a fake one, they'll have to pay for it!
They'll all get covered in powder!
The first challenger is Maeda!
Here's a hint for Maeda!
Self introduction!
The first impression of a Yankee is important,
so we'll start with a self introduction with a lot of energy!
First, we'll have the first one to introduce himself!
I'm from Ibaraki, Kogama, and I came all the way to Yosuke!
You're from Ibaraki?!
Yeah, who are you?
I'm from Ibaraki!
Next, we'll have the second one!
I'm from Yokohama, and I'm from Ueno!
Ueno-san!
What's wrong, Maeda?
Maeda's gone crazy!
What's wrong?
It's nothing!
She's so scared she can't even ask questions!
Next, we'll have the third one!
Next, we'll have the second one!
Huh?
It's not a fly, you bastard!
You ate chocolate earlier, so now you have chocolate on your teeth!
Right?!
You were born with it!
Please introduce yourselves!
I'm from Tochigi Utsunomiya!
I'm Yoran Borei's senior, you bastards!
Um, are you drunk?
We're not drunk!
Are you drunk, you bastards?!
We're not drunk!
Are you drunk?!
Stop it, you bastards!
How old are you?
How old?
Eighteen.
Eighteen?!
You're kidding!
Eighteen?!
Who's eighteen of you?!
Me!
Same age.
By the way, we're the same age.
So what?
You're mean!
I don't know what you're talking about!
OK, last one!
Number 5, please introduce yourself!
I'm Shimazuma, a ghost from Utsunomiya.
How old are you?
Seventeen.
Fifteen.
Seventeen.
Seriously?
OK, listen to what I just said.
You first.
Is your girlfriend here?
Who do you want to ask about your girlfriend?
Everyone.
Everyone?
Is your girlfriend here?
There's no one left.
No way!
There's no one left!
What did you just say?
Is your girlfriend here?
No.
No one.
Number 3, your girlfriend?
No one.
OK, number 4!
Is your girlfriend here?
I've never made a girl like you before.
You're laughing, aren't you?
Can I look down on you for a second?
OK, number 5!
Yes?
Is your girlfriend here?
It doesn't matter.
It doesn't matter, does it?
OK!
OK, you first!
Yes!
Tell us your answer!
I think the real Yankee is number 3.
Number 3!
Why?
I feel like he's staring at me all the time.
He's looking at me a lot!
And his clothes are all torn up.
And his mouth, too.
I see.
Yes.
The mouse who predicted that number 3 is the real Yankee is number 3.
If it's a fake one, it'll be like this!
OK!
Is number 3 the real Yankee?!
Is number 3 the real one?!
Is it a fake one?!
I'm not a fake one
The real Yankee is the one who tricked AKB
There are 3 real Yankees left!
Next is...
Oshima!
Here is the hint for Oshima!
Pride!
Yankees always have something that they can't lose
Each of you will announce your pride one by one!
Let's start with number 1!
Pride!
To say that Yankees are the best in the country
To say that Yankees are the best in the country?!
That's amazing!
Aichi!
Nagoya!
Hokkaido!
Sapporo!
Mie!
Tsu!
Shimane! Shimane! Shimane!
Shimane!
Matsue!
Wow!
Next is number 2!
Tell us your pride one!
Bike!
What kind of bike do you ride?
CBX...
Do you know?
I don't know...
Don't ask me!
Next, number four.
I eat a lot.
Where do you eat a lot?
If you say a bomb hamburger...
I don't know what a bomb hamburger is.
What is a bomb hamburger?
There is a place where you can eat a lot of rice.
At this point, you can eat about 20 to 30 cups.
Wow!
20 to 30 cups?
It's quite different from 20 to 30 cups.
It's hard for me, too.
By the way, what is your favorite food?
My favorite food is rice.
Rice?
What do you hate?
I don't hate anything.
You don't?
I don't hate anything.
It's easy for you to have a girlfriend.
You can eat anything you want.
Do you have a crush on anyone?
No, I'm not interested in girls.
Are you really interested in girls?
I'm not interested in girls.
If you look closely...
Idols are cute!
Your life will change.
Shut up!
No. 5!
I'm proud of my single-car driving skills.
Single-car driving?
You drove a car earlier.
Right?
Don't copy me.
You're the one who copied me.
What's wrong with you?
Wow!
Okay! Let's do it!
Okay!
What is it?
Let me park.
Please let me park.
Oh!
Wow!
She'll be surprised!
Did you get scared?
I was taken aback.
Huh?
I was taken aback.
What?
Taken aback...
I was taken aback!
Okay!
Go ahead and answer!
4!
4! Go ahead and answer!
It's like, there's a manliness that can stop a fight, and there's a gentleness for girls, and it's okay for this person to be out of sync or to be in trouble.
Oh my! Kojima's in love!
After feeling 4's real manliness, Maimai Mouse goes into 4's hole. Will their feelings work?
Now, will 4 be the real Yankee?!
Will 4 be the real Yankee or the fake one?!
It was a fake one!
Were you surprised?
I was surprised!
I'm glad!
As I thought, you like men!
I like men!
By the way, what do you think of a woman like Ojima?
I'm a woman, so I'm not interested.
Really?!
I mean, can I wear this?
You shut up, you bastard!
I'm not interested in girls like you!
Even though he's one of the real Yankees,
there are still 2 real Yankees left!
Next up is...
Shinoda-san!
The hint that Shinoda-san will give you is...
This!
A motorcycle!
From now on, each of you will ride this motorcycle one by one,
and I'd like you to show me how cool you are when you ride it!
I see.
First of all, can you show me how you ride the motorcycle?
Is there such a thing?
Yes.
It's dangerous if you hold the steering wheel properly.
Shut up, you bastard!
I'm sorry.
Now, number 2!
The steering wheel is here!
I can't do it with such a terrible steering wheel.
I see.
Thank you.
You're lame.
Huh? You're lame?
Hey, you!
What are you doing?
Hey, you!
You're lame!
I'm going to stop you!
Now, number 5!
Do you want to ride it?
What is it?
Show me your face.
What is it?
Shiro-san, you can ask me anything.
You can ask me anything.
Do you want me to do 100?
Can you show me the mark of Kouha?
The mark of Kouha?
Shiro-san, you said it in a difficult way.
The mark of Kouha you think of.
I see.
What is the Kouha you think of?
I see.
Can you say it first?
What is the Kouha you think of?
Not cheating.
That is Kouha.
What is the Kouha you think of?
Passing through.
What is the Kouha you think of?
Doing what I have decided.
What is the Kouha you think of?
Not making a woman.
Shinoda-san, you can answer.
The real Yankee is...
No. 5.
The real Yankee is...
No. 5.
The reason is...
I don't think ordinary people would do that hairstyle.
Shinoda-nezumi thought that No. 5 is the real Yankee and said No. 5.
If she is wrong, she will be responsible for all of us.
However...
Can you raise the key?
Yes.
Then...
Is No. 5 the real Yankee?
If she is a fake, everyone will be in trouble.
Is No. 5 the real Yankee?
Is No. 5 the real Yankee or a fake one?
He's excited too, the real Yankee.
The probability is 1/2.
The last one is this person.
Well, it's getting harder and harder.
But there are only two Yankees left.
Which one is the real Yankee?
It's about time for Kusubabao, right?
Kusubabao?
No, it's Baba's turn.
Baba's turn?
Baba!
Baba's hint is this!
MENCHI!
That's a big hint!
The last two Yankees will cut each other's menchi.
Make sure you can see how strong they are.
Are those two okay?
Oh, yeah! They were doing it just now!
They were cutting each other's menchi.
They were just cutting each other's menchi!
They weren't cutting each other's hands!
Okay! Here we go!
Oh, it's not menchi anymore.
The fight has begun.
Stop it! Stop it!
Please stop it!
Stop it! Stop it!
Baba, if you have a question...
Um...
Favorite subject?
What?
You mean evaluation?
Yes, yes.
Okay, who's your favorite person?
Rika.
Isn't it "chi"?
It's "chi" for sure!
Okay, number two.
What's your favorite song?
I don't have a favorite song.
Oh, that's bad.
Okay!
It's already two times!
Oh!
Okay!
So...
What's your number?
Um...
The real Yankees are...
Yeah?
Two!
What?!
Two?!
Really?!
Oh, my gosh!
Number two is the real Yankees?!
The old woman rat, no, the old rat old woman is number two's wife. The reason is...
Why did you think it was number two?
Well, when we were playing a game of "matches" just now...
The first person made a face just like a normal person's.
So the facial expressions were a little different?
Yes. I see.
By the way, Maeda, which do you think is number one or number two?
Number one... I think it's number one.
Maeda, you think it's number one?
Yes.
Oshima?
I used to think it was number two...
But when we were playing a game of "matches" just now, I thought it might be number one...
I don't know.
I see. Now, Shinoda-san, which do you think is number one or number two?
I think it's Kiyoto-san.
Huh?!
Oh! Kiyoto-san!
Shinoda-san, you're out of your mind!
Shinoda-san, Kiyoto isn't one of them!
That's good.
Now, it's a tense moment!
So...
Is number two the real Yankee?!
Is he waiting for a switch or a condom?!
Is number two the real Yankee?!
Is number two the real Yankee or the fake Yankee?!
Why?!
The second one is a fake Yankee.
By the way, this person is...
The fake one is someone who works at a moving company.
By the way, do you know anyone called "Oshimen"?
Ono...Sans?
Hey!
Do you want me to show you his face up close?
Wow!
Please shake hands with him.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Wow! That's great!
That's great!
So, the first one was a real Yankee.
By the way, do you know anyone called "Oshimen"?
No.
No?!
By the way, about "Oshimen"...
To be honest with you...
We've known each other for a long time, so...
I'm going to be honest with you until the end.
Do you like girls?
I'm not interested in girls.
You're not interested at all?!
Not at all.
You're not interested in girls' boobs?
Not at all.
Are you serious?!
I'm not interested in girls.
Why?!
You're so cute!
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dream
I woke up in front of the kiss
The rest is left to you
Always in the same good place
I'm the only one left alone
Love seems like it'll arrive soon
But I'll run away
My idol is a dazzling existence
The miracle of meeting you
I learned the meaning of life
I want to hold you
While there is a midsummer sun
Like a lover
Someday in a dream
I love you, baby, baby, baby
Turn around and look at me
The way you look at me
I want you to know
The answer of love
I love you, baby, baby, baby
Smile at me
The lips that fell in love with me
Let me have you all to myself
Someday in a dream
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