AISubs v3.5
Is this the house of the rats who made you hungry?
A fierce game with delicious sweets is about to begin!
Biscuits!
I'm hungry!
I haven't eaten anything at all!
I want to eat something sweet!
Kiss me!
Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
It's fun!
Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
It's fun!
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It's fun!
Are you guys the guys in AKB Fortune 8?
Shut up!
We're Catboys!
We haven't decided our characters yet!
We also have Junji Takanya!
That's right!
Where is he?
I heard fortune-telling at the ZOOM-IN supermarket is back!
He can't leave the house today.
He can't leave the house.
Since you guys are so noisy, I brought you delicious sweets!
Sweets! Sweets!
I won't let you eat them!
If you guys clear this mission, we'll give you delicious sweets!
Sweets! Sweets!
However!
If you fail, I'll make you eat these sweets!
It's fun!
It's fun! You guys are idol singers!
No! No!
The reward for this mission is Berrine, which is only sold during the season in Plantin Ginza!
Every time you eat it, a different taste spreads in your mouth!
It's the latest sweets that are on a big break in Paris!
If you want to eat it, you have to clear this mission!
Here it is!
The other way!
Here it is!
Let's find out the real reason!
Come on in, comedians!
Come in, come in!
Here it is!
Come in, come in!
So, today's guests are...
Yoshimoto Young Comedians!
So, that's it for Yoshimoto Comedians!
So, today's guests are still unknown comedians.
However, there is one amateur among us!
You have to choose one comedian who you think is the real one out of four comedians!
If you leave a fake one until the end, you get a switch!
But, if you choose a fake one, you'll be held responsible for it!
All of you will be covered in powder!
So, you have to choose one comedian!
Who should I choose?
Yes!
Oh, then, Takashi!
Yes!
Then, here's the hint you'll get!
Comedian!
Oh, that's good!
This is pretty important, isn't it?
So, let's start with the first comedian!
Yes!
Hello, I'm Okinawa Baachou!
What?
Mr. Yonkame has been saying "this way" all the time, but he's never been on TV.
This way all the time!
I'm here!
No, the cameraman has been filming you all the time.
So, number one is Okinawa Baachou.
Yes.
Next, number two, please give us your name.
Yes, thank you.
I'm Shias Yara.
This pot...
Wow!
All right, you're an amateur.
Who said that?!
There's no comedian like you.
All right, next, number three, please give us your stage name.
Yes, I'm Franken of Wakuwakumura. Thank you for having me.
I don't know you at all.
That's right, I don't know you at all.
Wakuwakumura is my duo name and my stage name is Franken.
Why are you wearing a suit?
Actually, I used to be a middle school teacher.
What?!
Is that so?!
That's right.
All right, number four, please give us your stage name.
Yes, my name is Sada of Pecocchi Bunbun.
What?!
My stage name is Sada of Pecocchi Bunbun.
Sada?!
I'd like to confirm one thing.
I may look like this, but I'm actually not very popular.
I knew it!
I don't know what you're talking about.
I don't know what you're talking about!
All right, that's it for the members...
Wait, wait, wait!
What's wrong with you?!
This is supposed to be a big hit!
What's wrong with you?!
I've learned how to fish.
Wow.
All right, number five, please give us your stage name.
Yes!
Hello! I'm Hitotsuji Kakogare, 19 years old.
I'm Hamaguchi Warasagi.
19 years old?!
I'm 19 years old!
19 years old!
Are you kidding me?!
Who's going to make a joke and I'm going to make one?
Um... I'm going to make a joke!
Oh, you're going to make a joke?!
Keto-san will make a joke, so you can make one.
No, I don't mind at all!
Am I okay? Do I look like an amateur?
What do you think of these hints?
But there are some suspicious people.
There are suspicious people?
Yes.
Really?
This is difficult!
So, please choose one from these five people!
Yes!
Number two, Mr. Shia Tsuyaro!
Why again?
When I first came here, I think I was in a position where I was shot a lot.
From you?
Yes, from me!
I see!
Then, let's have number two enter the hole!
A tall mouse who thinks number two is the real comedian enters number two's hole!
If he's a fake, he's covered in powder!
Oh, I'm scared!
What is this?!
Oh, I'm scared!
Is number two really a real comedian?!
Now, is Shia Tsuyaro a real comedian or a fake comedian?!
Congratulations!
I thought you were an amateur.
Hey, amateur!
Right now, he's appearing in a new movie.
That's right, "Titanic".
Ah, that's right.
But you know...
There's someone who's been saying "it's gross" in a low voice for a while now.
Don't crush me!
He's a little like you.
That's right, Shia Tsuyaro has 8 years of acting experience.
He's a great comedian who's also appearing in a new movie.
There are only 3 real people left.
Will we be able to see through them?!
The next challenger is...
Oshima!
Here's a hint for Oshima!
Short stories!
Each comedian will do a short story.
You'll choose a real comedian based on your ability.
Who wants to do a story from me?!
Huh?! Are you kidding me?!
Are you serious?!
Huh?!
Then should I do it?
Ah, then I'll do it!
Then I'll do it!
Ah, then I'll do it!
Don't do it!
Even though you're so good!
Even though AKB is so good!
He's losing confidence!
Then, let's start from the left!
Yes!
Starting from Okinawa Bancho?
Then, let's go!
Okinawa Bancho's short stories, go!
You are men who are at the top of the Okinawa Yankees.
Do you know Okinawa Bancho?
Huh?!
What is this?!
Could you do it for us?!
Yes, yes! Sorry!
This is a shock for comedians!
Sorry!
Can you do it one more time?!
Ah, one more time...
Yes!
Then, Okinawa Bancho's short stories, go!
You are men who are at the top of the Okinawa Yankees.
Do you know Okinawa Bancho?
Thank you!
I'm Okinawa Bancho!
So...
I'm kind of excited.
Next up is Franken of Wakuwaku Village.
Thank you for having me.
While singing the original song, raise your legs high.
Please listen to "future".
This is the city of the future, future, future.
Reach out! Reach out!
Thank you very much.
I feel bad for you, Ryu-chan.
I feel bad for you, too!
Next up is Hegoki-bunbun.
Yes!
Go ahead!
Hegoki-bunbun's "Kanto".
Well... "benki".
Ah, I want to pee.
Is it okay for me to pee?
I think it's okay!
Wow! The moment human and benki's friendship blossomed!
End!
Thank you!
Wow, amazing!
End!
The air was bad all the time, so I couldn't do anything about the board.
It's not your fault!
This is the worst!
When I did it for the first time, it was really funny!
Then, last!
It's a short story of Kawabichi of "Warasagi"!
Go ahead!
A one-shot gag of "Gohatsu Gyaku Nara"
I'm sorry!
Can I say only this?
Yes, you can say only this!
Yes, yes, yes!
I'm going to do a one-shot gag of "Gohatsu Gyaku Nara"!
Celine Dion!
Takuan on a kakegu!
Kenji Sawada's main actor!
Ideo Coinlandry!
Morozov, Morozov...
Thank you!
You can say more!
Morozov, what is Morozov?
What is Morozov?
It doesn't make sense!
Right?
I'm surprised!
Then, Oshima!
Yes!
Let's look at it and make a prediction!
I've been looking at it for a while, but...
Shiatsu Yaro-san and...
Barasaki-san...
Hamaguchi-san...
are taking a lot of icons!
I can't say it!
Then, Oshima!
Go ahead with your answer!
Barasagi's Hamaguchi-san!
The second one is...
"Koe no Hari"!
Then, the fifth one!
The fifth one!
Go into the hole!
Yes!
Go ahead!
Chorus rats think that the fifth one is the real entertainer...
and go into the fifth one's hole!
Will they be okay?
What will happen?
Now!
Yes!
Will the fifth one...
be the real entertainer?
Is Barasagi Hamaguchi the real one?
Or is he a fake one?
This is...
What is this?
What do you mean?
You are a fake one!
It says "who is it, who is it?"
What is this?
Don't read it!
Who is it, who is it?
Don't read it!
I forgot my line at the beginning.
I thought you forgot "who is it, who is it?"
19-year-old Hamamichi-san is a comedian with a good sense of humor who works hard as a duo called "warasagi".
There are only two real ones left.
Will they be able to see through it?
The one who challenges the most is the winner.
Here is the hint you will be given.
Reaction!
These are the oden you will be eating.
Isn't this a huge hint?
Yes.
Your reaction is...
It's hot!
Who will eat the oden first?
The one who is eating first will be the winner!
Don't read it!
Reaction!
The one who is eating first will be the winner!
It's hot!
What are you doing?
Who is next?
Are you wearing a gun?
Who is it?
Reaction!
Hey!
Yes.
You're going to be in jail, you know that!
What are you talking about?
Who is next?
Who is it?
The one who is eating first will be the winner!
This has nothing to do with it!
It has nothing to do with it!
Who is it?!
It's been a while!
So we've seen the reaction game.
Now we're going to have you look at the play and guess who it is.
I see!
Now, I'd like you to answer the question.
The real one is...
Okinawa Banjo-san!
The reason is...
I'm not interested in eating it, but...
I wonder if amateurs can get in front of it...
Oh, so it's the other way around.
Now, let's have you go into the first hole!
Tomomi, who thinks she's the real entertainer, goes into the first hole.
If you miss it, you're all covered in powder!
You're scared, aren't you?!
I'm scared! Oh, what should I do?! I'm really scared!
Now, is the first Okinawa Banjo...
really an entertainer?!
For a little while, will Okinawa Banjo be real or fake?!
Is the first Okinawa Banjo...
really an entertainer?!
Is Okinawa Banjo real or fake?!
By the way, how long have you been acting?
Two months.
If it's only two months, it can't be helped, right?
It can't be helped! You're great!
You're great!
Hold a snake and move!
You're not normal!
With a great reputation, Okinawa Banjo-san is a fresh beauty entertainer who can't lose to anyone with just his energy!
Now, there are only two people left! Which one is the real one?!
The last challenger is Kojima Haruna!
Yes!
Here's the hint you'll get!
One-shot gag!
I'm going to give you a hint now, so I'd like you to do a gag on the spot!
One-shot gag is...
Toilet flush!
Which one should we start with?
I'll go first.
Can you give me about two hours?
No, we won't give you that.
That was also a hint, you know.
I often say this, too.
How many hours does a set with Lee Zen take?
It depends on you!
I'm not talking!
You're great!
I'm talking, aren't I?!
Please!
Now, if you can do a gag, please say it!
I can do it now!
Can you do it first?
Can you do it first?!
Yes!
Then...
Let's have the best one do the gag!
Go ahead!
Are you well?!
If you're well, you'll feel better!
Here I go!
One, two, three!
How are you?!
This is one of the best ones.
This is the worst one.
Go ahead!
You're good!
Now...
Looking at it now...
It's already one-half!
If you mess up now, I'll send this to everyone!
It's a pervert's responsibility.
Now, is everyone ready?
Yes.
Now, Kojima...
Please answer!
The real comedian is...
This is Hekogi part!
Hekogi part!
The reason is...
Wakuwakumura-san is a poor comedian, so I want him to be a normal teacher.
She wants him to be a normal teacher.
Are you okay, Kojima?
Yes, we're okay.
Now, please enter hole number 4!
Kojiharu-nezumi thinks that hole number 4 is the real comedian and enters hole number 4!
If he gets this, he gets a wonderful switch!
It's decided!
It's already one-half!
Now, is hole number 4 the real comedian?!
Will he get a switch or get covered in powder?! It's the moment of fate!
Now, is hole number 4 the real comedian?!
Is Hekogi part real or fake?!
It's decided!
It's fake!
So, number four, Hegogi Book, is a fake comedian!
So, this time, it's not a "switch, get"!
Wow, that's a lot of powder!
Yeah, what is it?
It's not that much!
There's a lot of people who get covered in powder.
It's a lot of powder!
So, Franken-san has been doing comedy for two months!
He was a comedian who was active in "Konbin Wakuwaku Village"!
So, the fake comedian was number four, Hegogi Book!
By the way, this person is actually a broadcast writer!
That's weird!
Yes, Sada-san is a famous broadcast writer who is in charge of various popular programs like "Utastar" and "LonQ Highland".
Wow, that's a lot of powder!
By the way, is there anyone called "Emen"?
Yes, there is.
It's Natsuki-san.
Natsuki Sato?
Isn't it the first time you've been chosen?
It's the first time!
Did you see me wearing a stocking?
I saw it! I think it was pretty safe.
Oh, really?
Let me monopolize you
At least in my dream
Now, "Baby, Baby, Baby" is being praised in "i" mode!
Before the kiss, I woke up
The rest is left to you
Always in the same good place
I'm the only one left behind
Love seems like it will reach you in a little while
But I want to chase it because I'll get wet
It's a dazzling existence
The miracle of meeting you
I learned the meaning of life
I love you baby baby baby
I want to hug you
While taking care of the midsummer sun
Like lovers
Someday in a dream
Baby, will you turn around and come to me?
I want you to notice the depth of my heart and give me an answer of love.
I love you, baby, baby, baby, please smile for me.
Let me monopolize your lips that have fallen in love with me.
At least in my dreams.
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