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From now on, AKB's "0:59" will start!
Yes! We believe!
Hey you!
I told you to stop it!
No, no. This week we sent you a version of "Sheets".
"Sheets" and "version" are two different things.
I know, but you shouldn't say that in the opening! You're disgusting!
It's fine! But you guys don't have enough stimulation, do you?
No, we don't! I don't want to see you do it!
No, I mean...
The director told me we should go and get it.
What?!
You're not in "USP"?!
No, no. Mifu, look at this.
Who's in "USP"?
Who?
Hey, Nogami!
Nogami!
Hey!
Wait up, T-shirt!
No, I'm serious!
I'm serious!
The other day, we went out for a meal together.
I asked you who you like.
And you said you like me a lot.
No, seriously!
Hey, stop it!
Don't ever say that again!
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Out of all of us in "AKB", who's the worst person?!
Continuing from last week, the members will secretly do a psychological test and based on the results, decide who's the worst person in "AKB"!
But before that...
Um, today...
Yes?
Takada-san...
Yes?
You came, but...
Oh, you came?!
But you forgot to call Amedou, so you'll be going home for now.
You forgot to call him?!
It's about time you met him, isn't it?
You want to meet him?
Well, you can sing "I wanted to meet you", right?
Right? Sooner or later.
Well, it's not like you're going to say "oh", but...
Well, first of all, last week's worst person was Ohori.
But you know, there's definitely a lot of people who are worse than me!
No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
Other than you?
No, because there are people who are worse than me!
Is there a worse person than Ohori-nee-san?!
Tonight, we'll check it out with a psychological test created by an expert!
Why don't you give it a try, too?!
Now, for the first question!
You're an F-and-driver.
Who do you think was the one who pulled out just before the goal?
Also, what do you call the moment you pulled out?
In this psychological test, what we know is this!
"The one who pulled out" represents "rival", and "that one word" represents "the moment you pulled out".
I see, I see.
In this test, it's obvious that the AKB members who seem like good friends have a hidden rivalry!
First of all, Watanabe Mai!
The answer is this!
"rival" is "ota"!
"ota"!
Ah, you're the same age, right?
We're in the same team.
You're in the same team.
Yes, and "ota" represents "this one word"!
Don't push yourself too hard, okay?!
What does this mean, Watanabe?
I think "ota" was pushing herself too hard at the time, so she wrote "don't push yourself too hard" with kindness.
I wrote "mayuyu" too.
Oh, by the way, "ota"'s answer is...
"abayo"!
"ota" is cold!
"abayo" is cold!
What do you think, Watanabe?
"abayo"!
It's already over!
Watanabe was trying to say something good.
Next up is "ono"!
Those of you who think "ono" is your rival, raise your hands!
"Mayuda"!
I thought "mayuda" was your rival!
Oh, I see! You both like movies and dramas, right?
That's right.
We both aim for the same thing.
To "mayuda" who thinks "ono" is your rival, here is what you should say when you meet "kyo"!
"Elena" is good at...what do you mean?
Acting!
Acting?!
Acting!
Disapproval!
My heart is pounding right now!
"Ota" is good at this kind of stuff.
Your acting...
This is fun!
This kind of stuff is fun!
Next up is "noro"!
"Noro"!
Those of you who think "noro" is your rival, raise your hands!
"Mayuda"!
What do you mean?
Your genre is different!
Wait!
Those of you who think "mayuda" is your rival, here is what you should say when you meet "kyo"!
My victory is...
"mayuda" is here!
You always wish for something, don't you? Like pulling out "mayuda".
"Mayuda" is... I want to take "center" after all.
You want to take it?
I can take "center".
You can't!
I can!
Everyone is embarrassed of you.
That's terrible!
In addition, this unexpected rival relationship has also been revealed.
"Sato Amina"!
"Sato Amina"'s rival is this!
Here is what "Sato" has to say about "Oogo".
"You can't beat youth after all"!
This is tough!
"You can't beat youth after all"!
"Senpai"!
Next, question number 2!
You got lost in a bar!
A phantom has finally appeared!
What kind of phantom do you think it is?
If you want to know what it is, here it is!
Something as important as life!
You know what I'm talking about, right?
The phantom you see when you're being chased is what you really need.
In other words, it's something as important as life.
First of all, Toshiba Ahana!
Here's what you think is as important as life!
What's this?!
What?! It's a cat!
A cat?!
I have two cats.
It's not two, it's about 51!
So I imagined a lot of my cats coming to pick me up.
I see.
So cats are more important than life?
Family is important!
There's something like one from the tail and one coming out of the face.
You're gross!
Let's continue.
Here it is!
The furry apron I bought yesterday.
You're gross!
What's with you?!
It's all like this!
It's because it's so cute and it has a black heart here.
I've been really into cooking lately.
Just having an apron makes you feel different, doesn't it?
Oh, I see! I put on an apron naked on my own!
Stop it!
Let's continue.
Next up is Noro!
Noro, over here!
It's fun! Hurry up and come!
That's what it says.
But it says "Yas" here, so I think it's Akimoto!
That's right!
It's like Nakimoto-san's smile is guiding me,
saying "this world is fun, too!"
from the back of the palace.
I see.
Let's continue with Sato!
Natsuki, your time has finally come. Do your best for the next movie.
Akimoto P. Oh, it's the same!
Natsuki and Natsuki's lives are just as important as their lives!
However, this result will cause a terrible situation!
And the third question of tension!
As you were walking down the street, you saw a scribble written by a high-class person.
Now, what was written?
Well, what you can see here is this!
Akimoto Yasushi-san, what you want to say is...
No, um...
What I'm trying to say is...
A high-class person is a symbol of a powerful person.
In other words, the scribble represents what you want to say to your boss.
Speaking of AKB's boss, it's the producer, Akimoto Yasushi-san!
Could it be...
The answer is... AKB's most famous person, me!
Now, what I want to say to Akimoto Yasushi-san is this!
Idiot! See!
See, me!
But, you know, when it says "scribble" on the car, it's only "idiot", right?
No, I don't want to say "idiot" to Akimoto-san.
You don't want to say "idiot" to Akimoto-san, do you?
You're really serious about this, aren't you?
Because you're a psychologist.
But you might think I'm an idiot, right?
Because you're a psychologist, right?
Yes.
She admitted it!
Now, let's move on.
In front of Oshima!
In front of Oshima, what I want to say to Akimoto Yasushi-san is this!
Fight! See!
Fight!
You're in a fight situation!
No, that's all I know of four-letter words.
I wanted to write something smart and do it.
Fight!
You're thinking like a fool, aren't you?
Fight!
Now, next is this person!
Kawasaki!
Yes!
What I want to say to Akimoto Yasushi-san is this!
Get rich!
No!
I think it's true that you want money, but...
For high-class people...
But do you think high-class people have "get rich" written on them?
Right?
It's scribbled.
And...
This is terrible.
Yes, yes.
Just now, right?
Yes.
Curses and sugar.
What's as important as life is...
Akimoto Yasushi-san.
...reality, right?
Yes.
First, sugar, right?
Yes.
I'll make you say "the other way around" one day!
What's up with you?
What's going on?
And...
Curses!
Curses are...
Pigs!
You're the worst!
You're scary!
What's up with you?
You're scary!
You're so cruel!
Is this what you really think?
No! Not at all!
You can't say "purses" when you're this close.
You can only say "purses".
And...
The worst one was...
Yuko Oshima!
Oh!
This!
A poop picture!
What's up with you?!
- What's up with you?! - What's up with you?!
Now, it's finally the final round!
From the results so far, what are the three bad girls chosen by the psychology test teacher?!
First of all...
Yuko Oshima!
Next, the second one is...
Kayo Noro!
The third one is...
Mari Oshima!
Yuko Oshima treated Mr. Akimoto like a child!
Kayo Noro treated Mr. Akimoto like a pig!
Mari Oshima treated Mr. Akimoto like a child!
Out of these three, we will decide who is the number one bad girl!
Now, the final round is the psychology test!
Please explain the rules of daily life!
Yes!
I'm a serious and good guy, Hii-chan! I'm a small- eyed person!
I'm a chewy-chewy person, Asuka Kuramoto!
When a ghost like me appears in your room, you can't stand it anymore!
Now, tonight, let's use your own way...
and make the ghost come to life!
Now, the three bad girls...
One, two...
Good luck!
Now, I'd like to show you what you can learn from this psychology test!
Here's what you can learn!
Wow!
First, I, narrator Iwami, will tell you about Yūko Oshima!
Wow, I can't wait for the results!
This is an apartment building.
Idol Yūko Oshima is sleeping soundly.
Then, all of a sudden, Yūko becomes sad!
She sucks at acting!
Then, she goes...
When a ghost like me appears in your room, you can't stand it anymore!
Now, tonight, let's use your own way...
and make the ghost come to life!
Grameshia...
How are you?
What are you doing here?
I see. What are you doing here?
To see you.
Why?
Because I like you.
Can I see you once a week?
Once a week is no good.
How many times do you want?
Once every two weeks.
What?
Can I?
Once every two weeks?
Once every two weeks...
You don't mind, do you?
I don't mind.
Can I come?
Really?
You want someone to talk to you, don't you?
Yes.
Okay. Let's talk.
Yes.
Is that okay?
Yes.
Can I come over there?
Just for a second.
What?
Can I hold your hand?
No.
I can't.
I see. You can't hold hands anymore.
You can't hold hands anymore.
How about a kiss?
What?
Time's up!
I see.
After this, it's impossible for idols to say dangerous things over and over again!
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Huh?
A-chan?
Next, Oshima Mai's cold side...
Tonight, please use your own method and make the ghost come to life!
Urameshia...
You came again?
You're suddenly mad.
I came again.
Why?
Because I want to see you.
Wait, don't go in here first.
Then I won't go in here...
Just let me sit for a bit.
I'm tired.
How about "sometimes"?
"Sometimes"?
Like "sometimes it comes".
No, it's scary.
It's nothing.
My back hurts.
No, once you get used to it, your back won't hurt at all.
What's wrong?
I can't see anymore.
What is it?
I heard "existence"
I can only hear "voice"
You heard "existence" just now.
Completely...
Where are you?
I'm here!
I can't see anymore!
Where are you?
I'm here!
Time's up!
I see!
The last one is the comedian, Noroka!
How are you?
How many times do you think you've said that?
I don't remember, but it's been six months?
I've said it many times, but...
Don't exaggerate!
It's true!
It's really true!
I wanted to see you.
That's not true.
No, it's true.
No, no, no.
No, I want to see you.
No, no, no.
But I like you, you know?
Me?
Yes, yes, yes.
If you say you like me, I'll be happy, you know?
You want to see me at least once a week, don't you?
It's hard to see you if you don't like me, right?
Like you?
My hobby is dancing.
What? No way!
So I'll look at the steps and see if we can meet.
One, two...
Raise your right hand.
Excuse me.
Oh, she ran away.
I wanted to see you.
If you want to know what you'll know in this test, you'll know this!
Motocurry's response when you forcefully wrap it up!
From Oshima Yuuko, "First of all, you can come once every two weeks."
How did you feel about this?
I thought it would work.
In other words, it's weak against pushing.
I see.
Let's move on.
Oshima, in front of you.
This was very emotional.
Suddenly, "You're here again?"
Suddenly, she cut it off.
She was firm.
She held herself.
And in the end, she denied her existence.
I can't see you!
But that's good, right?
As a man, if you get that far...
You're just embarrassed.
And in the end, Nono...
She cut it off in the beginning, right?
She took off her apron.
And in the end, I don't know why, but...
Like a dance or something like that...
Hey, you went in from the top.
You messed up.
According to the members' votes...
The number one villain in "All in One" is...
Oshima Yuko, who plays with men's hearts!
After this, an AKB fanfare will be played in Nagoya!
AKB will finally go abroad!
The first idol project in Nagoya has begun!
It's called "SAE48"!
A few days ago, in commemoration of the project's start...
A one-day limited special live performance was held by the team AKB.
The number of people who gathered at the venue is...
1,800 people!
Nagoya is already on fire!
For more details about the audition, check out the official website!
Now, next up is...
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♪ At least in my dream ♪
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♪ Before the kiss, I woke up ♪
♪ I'll leave the rest to you ♪
♪ Always in the same good place ♪
♪ I'm the only one left behind ♪
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♪ But I'll run away ♪
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