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What? What? What?
Who? Who? Who?
Even if it's love, it's love for everyone.
Probably love, surely love.
What?
Even if it's love, it's love for everyone.
Probably love, surely love.
Wow, don't just look at me.
AKB 0:59 starts now!
Stop! Stop! Stop!
Stop!
Damn you!
What was that?!
What were you showering me with?!
It was like a pinkish program.
But it starts at 0:59, doesn't it?
It's fine.
This festival is brought to you by...
...the following sponsors!
Let's start the program!
I wanted to see you!
The public truth test!
Who is the worst person in AKB?
The members will secretly carry out the truth test.
Based on the results, AKB will decide who is the worst person in AKB.
Then, let's get started!
Or so we think.
Excuse me for a second, but...
Takada-san isn't here, is he?
Oh, it's you, Takada-san!
Takada-san, this time...
...we're taking a break from the show...
...to give you back the rental video you retired from.
Do you think you can take a break from a show for that reason?!
What's with all the stickers?!
If you knew that, you wouldn't have made such a fuss about it!
Keep up the good work!
With a psychological test made by an expert...
...we'll check who is the worst person in AKB!
Why don't you give it a try, too?!
Here's the first question!
You left your mobile phone somewhere.
Where do you think you left it?
If you want to know what we know from this test...
...it's right here!
It's a place where you easily fall in love!
That's what we know!
A place where you easily leave your mobile phone is...
...a place where you can't help but feel relaxed.
In other words, it's a place where you can't help but fall in love.
Let's look at this person's answer.
In front of you, where do you easily fall in love?
It's here! A taxi!
An old man and a taxi?
It's a popular scene.
After you've finished eating, you're like, "What are you going to do after that?"
I'm going to send you off.
That's why it's so popular.
It's a lot of publicity, isn't it?
It's amazing.
It's a lot of publicity.
Let's look at the next one.
In front of you, where do you easily fall in love?
It's here!
A smelly and creepy place.
Where is it?
You want to fall in love with that place, don't you?
I don't know!
It's a smelly and creepy place.
There's a person who wrote this down specifically for us.
It's this person.
In front of you, where do you easily fall in love?
It's here! Inside the toilet!
There's a park in my hometown.
When I go to the toilet, there are people who leave their phones there.
I think I'll leave mine there, too.
But it must be hard for you to fall in love in the toilet.
Don't you fall in love in the park?
It sounds like a real language.
Maybe in anime...
It's an anime story, isn't it?
It's an aniota.
There's a microphone, so you don't have to do this.
It's an aniota.
Next up is this person!
Where do you easily fall in love?
It's here!
In front of you, where do you easily fall in love in the toilet?
It sounds like a real language.
What's with that face?
There's a person who wrote this down specifically for us.
It's here! Inside the toilet!
You're a westerner! Work in a cabaret club!
It's here! It's here! Not at all!
It's not normal.
It's here, isn't it?
At the intersection.
At the intersection, with a customer.
What kind of customer is that?
Let's look at it like that.
Next, question number 2!
You've been caught and blindfolded by an evil representative.
What do you think you'll be doing from now on?
Blindfolded by an evil representative.
Now, in this test, what you'll know is...
You'll know what you want your girlfriend to do for you!
What is that?
Blindfolded is a symbol of your girlfriend who is restraining your heart.
So you'll know what you want your girlfriend to do for you!
First of all, it's here!
The first thing you want your girlfriend to do for you is...
Blindfolded!
You'll be taken to a hot place.
What does that mean?
Even if it's hot, there are many kinds of hot places, right?
Well, it's not evil.
I have the image of being in a place like a volcano.
I drew it with that image in mind.
The second thing you want your girlfriend to do for you is...
You'll be boiled!
I thought I could eat a boiled lion.
I don't want my girlfriend to be boiled.
Next, this person!
Oshima!
What you want your girlfriend to do for you is...
Evil!
You'll be boiled!
You'll think of something.
For example, drinking.
Isn't it not like that?
Let's continue.
This is what an old woman wants her boyfriend to do.
Touching her body everywhere.
What's with "everywhere"?
Because you can do it like this, right?
Do it like that!
Like in a river, like "ah"!
I want you to do it like that!
But you don't hate it when you're touched everywhere, do you?
You're right.
Let's continue.
This is what Sato wants his girlfriend to do.
"That's what it is!" "What is it?"
Wow, you look like that, too!
You're evil, aren't you?!
What do you think "that's what it is!" "what is it?"
I can't say it.
You're evil, Kioto!
You call for evil.
A big dig.
You're one step closer to a big dig.
A big dig at a cost.
You're getting dirtier and dirtier.
Next, the third question!
You're fishing for love.
What kind of love did you catch?
What we know from this test is this!
What do you think of yourself?
We don't know!
Actually, water is a mirror that reflects you.
In other words, we know what you think of yourself.
Here's the first one! Watanabe!
Watanabe, what do you think of yourself?
Ordinary!
She thinks of herself as ordinary.
Ordinary, yes.
She's modest.
She's modest, isn't she?
I'll show you a big dig!
Let's continue.
Here's the next one! Kasai!
What do you think of yourself?
You look cute at first glance!
What do you think of yourself?
She said it! She said it!
Do you think you are cute at first glance?
I don't think so!
Let's ask her. Here, in front of you!
What do you think of yourself?
Beautiful!
Wow!
Sanza!
No, it's a wish. A wish to be beautiful.
No, it's not!
You go home and look in the mirror and say, "I'm the cutest."
Ah, I'm tired. Today's concert. I'm the cutest.
I wish I could die of love.
What's wrong with you?
Now, it's time for the final round!
The three workplaces chosen by the senior test teachers so far are...
First, Maeda!
Next, Satoami!
The third one is...
Sora!
Maeda Atsuko thinks of herself as the prettiest of all.
Sato Amina wants her boyfriend to do this and that for her.
Megumi Ohori had something going on at a crossroads in Nisshi Asabu.
Here is the final round to decide who is the number one bad girl!
Now, it's time for the final round!
Nittsu-kun, please explain the rules for today!
I'm Kumanami, the youngest member of AKB48.
I'm Miyazaki Miho, a researcher.
You are a robot.
While the professor was away, you supplied fuel on your own.
Then, the professor came back.
Now, somehow or other, let's trick him and kick him out!
The three bad girls!
One, two...
Good luck!
Now, I'd like to show you what the other members will know in this test!
Here it is!
Alright!
This is what you will know in this test!
First of all, what kind of excuse will the bad girls come up with?
This is Dr. Kio's secret robot factory.
In the factory, the robots developed by the doctor were lying around.
The robot was hungry, so in secret from the doctor, it supplied fuel on its own.
Then the doctor came back there.
Well, it's gasoline supply time soon.
I drank it.
What?
No, no, I drank it.
I'm told not to drink it, so I didn't drink it.
Drink it!
Why did you drink it?
I'll listen to what the doctor says.
That's a violation.
That's a violation!
Because I was sleeping.
Wake up!
Call me?
Tell me?
A while ago, the secret robot was calling me.
I'll tell you about it later.
I'll tell you about it now.
Then go over there first.
Then I'll talk to you.
No matter what you say...
Hurry up and go, if you say so.
Hurry up and go!
It's over!
It's okay, isn't it?
Wake up!
After this, there will be a big explosion of shock!
Next, Sato Amida makes a ridiculous excuse!
This is Dr. Hakase's secret robot factory.
In the factory, the robots developed by Dr. Hakase were idle.
As the robots were hungry, they secretly supplied fuel to Dr. Hakase.
Then, Dr. Hakase came back.
Oh, you've been waiting for me. It's fuel time!
Huh? You don't know about fuel?
What is fuel?
You're hiding it, aren't you?
No, I'm not hiding it at all.
Dr. Hakase made me, but you don't believe me?
What's wrong with the fuel?
There's no fuel!
I don't know.
You don't know? You have it, don't you?
You're drinking fuel, aren't you?
What's wrong?
It's fine, isn't it?
I hate you!
Because you're hungry, you can't help it, can you?
I'm hungry!
Oh, you're that kind of person?
Even your head is cut off.
You're hurting me, but you're okay with just your desire?
Because I wanted to drink it.
So you're taking that desire from me, aren't you?
I'll take this one!
The end!
Dr. Kusobabako and Okori were surprised!
Because the robot was hungry, it supplied fuel to Dr. Kusobabako.
Then, Dr. Kusobabako came back!
The fuel you've been waiting for...
Where's the fuel? You're hiding it, aren't you?
I'm not hiding it!
You're hiding it, aren't you? Let me see it!
Dr. Kusobabako, you're cool today, too!
Dr. Kusobabako, I'm hungry, so I'll give you fuel.
I was leaving it there because it's fuel...
Oh, you drank it, didn't you?
Yeah.
Huh?
I drank it.
Why did you drink it?
Because I was hungry.
You broke your promise and drank it because you were hungry.
I'm sorry. Are you angry?
I'm angry because you broke your promise.
Professor, look at me.
Why did you do that?
Look at me.
Why did you do that? That's all I want to know.
Because I had nothing to do.
You shouldn't say "because you had nothing to do."
Can you drink it again?
I'm sure you'll do it again.
Maybe you'll do it again.
I don't think you can do it normally.
You like Megurobot, don't you?
If you want to drink it, you have to drink it.
It's over.
Can you drink it later?
It's over.
If you want to know what happened just now,
here is an excuse for cheating.
Let's look at it from the beginning.
First of all, you didn't know anything about it.
You hid the evidence, didn't you?
And you talked about it in a different way.
If you can't do that, I'll force you out of here.
Lastly, you're a woman who really lies.
I can only say "I'm sorry for doubting you" because you don't look like you're lying.
On the contrary!
That's dangerous.
Isn't it good?
Yes.
Let me continue.
At first, you didn't know anything about it.
But now you can't believe it.
You can't believe it.
If she finds out about it, you'll end up breaking up with her, right?
Yes.
In the end, you'll end up cheating on her.
She's the kind of person you can't break up with for good.
I'm sure you'll end up breaking up with her.
If you end up breaking up with her like that, you'll end up getting emotional too, right?
That's right. And lastly, you'll end up lying to her for some reason.
And for some reason, you'll praise her for being cool and fooling her with your story.
And then you'll admit it honestly.
And then you'll apologize honestly and say, "I might do it again."
That's amazing.
And then you'll ask her if she likes you.
You don't know what that means, do you?
I feel like you're weak.
You can't do that.
She'll make you weak!
Now, I'd like all of you AKB members to choose who's the worst woman.
Who thinks Kusobaba is the worst woman?
Look, it's Kusobaba!
And with that, the worst woman is Kusobaba!
Please vote for me!
For famous people and celebrities from all walks of life,
this segment is for you to choose who's the worst woman.
This time, it's MK-san who'll let anything slip!
Wait, I heard a weird noise. What was it?
I don't know!
And inside is Moody Katsuyama!
Last week, Moody-san released his first DVD, "Moody Katsuyama's Mysterious Picture."
What in the world is he missing?
That mystery will be revealed in this DVD!
Oh my, he's released a new song!
But the lyrics are...
Thank you very much!
What should I do?
Please don't talk about it in front of me.
Please say it!
Suni-chan!
She is 27 and 28 years old.
What does Moody-san, who loves dirty jokes, choose?
We are also in it.
We are in it.
Thank you for your cooperation.
I see. I understand.
Now we meet like this...
At first, we talked a lot.
We got along well.
We sang songs together.
That's right.
Let's listen to it.
One, two...
Who will you choose?
I like Kennedy.
Oh, you like Kennedy.
I like shortcuts.
Your pace is very slow.
Moody Katsuyama will choose Mariko Shinoda!
After this, we will release a special version of their new song "P.V."!
News
It's time for "AKB".
Good evening.
I'm Maristel Shinoda.
I'm "Banbanko".
I'm "Shinbashii-ko".
Right?
I'm "Shinbashii-ko".
Here is the last news.
Recently, Sato Yukari, a member of Team A, who is active in gravure films, is 19 years old.
She will appear in "Dancing Sanmago-ten" tonight.
Can you imitate Akiba Anna?
I can imitate Choshu Koriki-san.
How is it?
It's cute.
You can say it later.
"Dancing Sanmago-ten" will be aired for the first time.
Will they be able to dance well?
They will dance at 7:58 p.m.
Oh, right!
Don't you want to dance?
Hey!
Dance!
Look!
Well, that's all for tonight.
Have a good dream!
No, no, I'm not finished yet.
Let me monopolize you, at least in my dream.
Last week, a new song started streaming exclusively on iMode.
Here is a special version only for this show!
I woke up in front of a kiss.
The rest is left for later.
Always in the same good place,
I'm the only one left behind.
Love seems like it will arrive soon,
but I want to chase it because I'll run away.
Love seems like it will arrive soon, but I want to chase it because I'll run away.
It's a dazzling existence.
The miracle of meeting you,
I learned the meaning of life.
I love you, baby, baby, baby.
I want to hug you,
while taking care of the midsummer sun.
Like a lover,
someday in a dream.
I love you, baby, baby, baby.
Turn around and look at me.
Look at me and look at me.
I want you to notice me.
I want you to know how much I love you.
I love you, baby, baby, baby.
Smile at me.
Let me have you all to myself.
At least in a dream.
Don't overdo it with kindness, okay?
This program was brought to you by...
...today and... perhaps yesterday.
How many times do you want?
Two weeks and one day.
Next week!
An unexpected development!
A studio tour!
Two weeks and one day?!