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This program is brought to you by Kyoreku and Kento Handai.
AKB Extreme Cosplay Battle! "If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen." "The color burn!"
Well, this week has begun. "If you make five people burn, you get ten thousand yen." "The color burns!"
Today, as usual, AKB members will aim for prizes and make men burn!
However, middle-aged men will be very happy about this.
You've done your best.
That's right, that's right.
Today, Takada-san is on leave again.
Again?!
He's going to see Kojima-san and a new panda.
Why a panda?! It's too liquid!
That's... that's what's interesting about it!
Once again, we'd like to ask this person to explain the rules.
The program narrator, Yuki-san!
I'd like to ask you for a favor, but could you sign for Mayuko Oshima?
If you could do it for me, I think I'd be able to do a better narration.
Hey, could you stop putting effort into that?
Mayuko Oshima, could you sign for her?
Yes, of course!
Thank you very much!
If you could, could you write "Sei-chan" at the end of it?
Sei-chan!
Thank you very much!
Okay, Yuki-san, you can put effort into it now!
Yes, I will!
Now, could you explain the rules?
Yes! This "Iro-moe-ya" is for challengers...
Not at all!
Thank you for your patience!
I'll explain the rules again!
Challengers can change into their favorite cosplay and make all five judges burn, and they can win a meal voucher worth 10,000 yen!
Those judges are, like last time, these five people!
If their heart rate is above a certain level, they'll be wearing a special "moe-judging machine" that Patright runs!
If not all of them can burn, a scary punishment game is waiting for them!
Here we go! Here we go! This week, we'll be talking about anime and manga!
First Challenger, Sae Miyazawa!
What kind of cosplay did the always energetic 17-year-old choose?
In order to win 10,000 yen, she'll burn!
Miyazawa chose a cosplay of a cabin attendant who promises a comfortable flight!
A scarf around her neck makes her look more innocent, and a tight skirt that fits her body tickles her manly heart!
She'll be taking us to a "moe island" that's closest to heaven!
Now, it's "moe time" start!
Good luck! Good luck!
Thank you so much for using the AKB cork today!
The plane will take off from now.
Please check your seatbelt one more time.
Sir, can you fasten your seatbelt for me?
What? You don't know how to fasten your seatbelt?
Really?
It can't be helped. I'll fasten it for you.
Sir, do you have work in New York?
Thank you for your hard work every day.
What about me?
I'll stay here for only one day and go back to Japan soon.
I'd be happy if I could stay with you like this forever.
Sir, can you change your destination from now on?
My destination is my lonely room.
Can't you do it?
I did my best!
Why didn't you use a rapper this time?
Well... I'm sick of it.
Mr. Oto, did you use a rapper this time, too?
Yes, I did. I'd like you to fasten your seatbelt for me.
It's a penalty game for Miyazawa, who couldn't make everyone excited.
Let's learn a man's heart from him this time, too!
Thank you for the food!
Is it okay because it's normal?
No, it's okay.
You're a rare talent, but you don't like it because it's normal?
No, it's delicious.
It's a cake.
Please eat it in a way that makes you burn.
Why is it cork?
Doesn't it look bad?
How is it?
Face the camera properly.
Face it! Face it!
Face it! Yes!
Look, you probably didn't do anything.
You didn't do anything at all.
This slightly touched cross section of this cake is here, right?
You're naive!
Next challenger, Mai Oshima!
What kind of cosplay did she, who has an outstanding style, choose?
In order to win 10,000 yen, make her burn!
Miniskirt! Cosplay!
This time, Mai Oshima chose a cosplay of Miniskirt Alice!
A white white shirt and a police badge are proof of justice!
How many men has she arrested so far?
Miniskirt's protruding thighs are a violation of the fire prevention regulations!
Salarymen have already arrived, but this time it was fast!
Before we start, let's go!
Then, fire time, start!
Excuse me, can you open the window for me?
I'm a drinker, but can you cooperate with me?
Then, can you breathe to me?
Can you hear me?
Hey, you can't tell me from that far, can you?
Closer!
Yes! Please look me in the eye!
It seems like you're not drunk...
I'm arresting you for drug abuse!
What?
Why? Because you're a thief!
Mr. Thief, you stole my heart!
You passed the second round!
I'm so happy!
The staff said, "Why did you take off your glasses today?"
Did you have a drug addiction?
I'd like to see it.
What are you talking about?
I'd like to be attacked.
You passed the second round!
You'll get 10,000 yen for your crime!
I'll go with the person I arrested.
Who should I arrest?
I'll arrest you in front of the TV!
Next Challenger, Tomomi Itano!
What kind of cosplay did the baby-faced girl choose?
Aim for 10,000 yen and burn it up!
Tomomi Itano chose a cosplay of La Crosse Circle.
A trot shirt and a mini skirt.
She's a campus life of flowers.
The cross on her hand is a symbol of youth.
Can she make a handsome shot for a man's passion?
Let's start the burn-up time!
Senior, I'm sorry for making you practice until late.
I'm not good at it.
Can I ask you something?
Do you have a girlfriend?
I see. You don't have one.
Can I ask you one more thing?
You're not good at sports, but you're the best senpai in the world.
Can you make your favorite senpai your only regular senpai?
Too bad, there's only one left.
I'm crying.
She's a senpai, so high schoolers are always around her.
This is bad.
Why, Sasaki-san?
When I saw your outfit earlier, I knew you were a senpai.
You like erotic things, don't you?
Since you didn't pass, you'll have to play a penalty game over there.
Ijiri Cafe!
Why don't you do it like you're at home?
Go ahead.
What?
Go ahead.
Hit me!
No, don't hit me!
Are you okay, Tomo-chin?
What are you doing?
We're in the same agency, aren't we?
Really?
I don't like this senpai.
This senpai!
To make you burn up, show us how cute you are when you drink this juice.
Thank you for the drink.
So cute!
Is there nothing in it?
There's nothing in it.
There's nothing in it!
I'm scared.
You'll be fine.
Oh, come on, Tano-senpai!
The fascinating cosplay heaven is just around the corner!
And Maeda's tragedy is...
NEXT CHALLENGER, MAEDA ATSUKO!
What kind of cosplay has an actress who can play any role chosen?!
Will she set fire to the market?!
NEXT CHALLENGER, MAEDA ATSUKO!
Maeda's cosplay this time is a waitress!
A white T-shirt and a frill on her apron are one point!
A white headband on her head brings out her charm!
What she brings with her is hot coffee and burning feelings!
Now, it's time for "moe" time! Start!
Welcome! Are you alone?
Here's your table!
Are you close to otakus?
Oh, you don't have a deep meaning.
I thought you'd always come, so I was a little curious.
Oh, no! You ordered, didn't you?
What would you like today?
Oh! Another hamburger plate today?!
Is it because of your diet? Your nutrition balance is bad!
Oh! I'm sorry!
It's because of your watch, isn't it?
But... I'm a little worried about you.
Um... If you don't mind...
NEXT CHALLENGER, MAEDA ATSUKO!
Can you make me your special menu?
How about it?
From now on...
WRONG!
That was so close!
All three of you got it at once.
The balance of nutrition was perfect.
What's wrong, dad?
I thought you were thinking about your health.
What's wrong with you?
I always stand up and eat soba noodles.
Unfortunately...
It's a punishment game!
Come here, director!
She's completely drunk.
Atsuko, your mission is...
Is this a new maid snack?
This is our maid's hockey game, right?
Let's do it!
That was so close!
Don't worry! You're a professional, right?
I'm telling you, so don't worry!
It's getting shorter and shorter!
Can you still run?
My face is right here!
It's all because of that salaryman, MAEDA.
Sasaki...
NEXT CHALLENGER, SATO IRI!
SATO IRI! What kind of cosplay has she chosen for us?
Let's burn this place down!
SATO IRI has chosen a cosplay of RAM-CHAN from EIEN NO MEISAKU MANGA URUSEI YATSURA!
Her tiger-like bikini is sexy in itself, and her horns and tights show off her cuteness in one step!
Even if she's not an anime otaku, wouldn't it burn down naturally?!
Now, it's already been three days!
Now, it's burn-time start!
Hey, this costume...
It's really embarrassing...
No matter how much you say it's a cosplay party...
Isn't it a little too bold?
Huh? Does it suit me?
I'm glad...
Just hearing you say it...
Makes my heart skip a beat!
Ah! You just saw a girl, didn't you?
If you cheat...
I'll punish you with electric shock!
There's only one left!
Huh?
There's only one left!
Here?
Hmm... But even if you say it so suddenly...
It's embarrassing...
Dad, focus!
Do I have to say it?
Dad, look!
Definitely?
I love you the most in the world!
It's embarrassing!
Of course it is!
After all, you should show your skin!
You should show your skin!
Look away!
Look away, you idiot!
I want to see it too, so take it off for the first time, you idiot!
No, but it was good!
It was fun!
Amazing!
By the way, Ijiri-san, are you okay with Starbucks talk?
Yes, I'm okay!
Yes, but it was fun!
Yes!
This project is good!
Would you like to go with me?
Huh?
Yes...
Would you like to go with me?
My light is my light!
Stop it!
After this, the new song will be released for the first time on TV!
Huh? This appearance is...
News, it's AKB's time.
Good evening, I'm Shinoda Maristel.
Bang, bang, go!
I'm Ikuo.
Oh, it's Mari.
As I thought, you have a small face, and your chest is small too.
Am I wrong?
Then, here is the first news.
The oldest member of Team K, Kusowabaa, also known as Megumi Ohori, is 24 years old.
She has decided to fight and appear in a magazine, "King", in a gravure film.
Megumi Ohori will appear in "Popular Section" and "Capture".
Ohori will challenge herself in a nurse's costume.
She will also show her undergarments, and it will be a gravure film full of adult's sexiness.
"King" magazine, which this gravure film is published in, will be released on June 13th.
Oh, no! Mari, I've become "King" over there.
Here is the next news.
Team A's gorgeous Mariko Shinoda, who is 20 years old, will challenge herself in a stage performance for the first time.
What? I can't hear you.
Can you let me hear you with my ears and my pink breath?
Then, here is the press release.
I may never ignore you.
Shinoda will challenge herself in "the dotsubo",
a one-situation-comedy in which people who meet by chance in a certain apartment build up a huge trouble.
"the dotsubo" will start performing at the Tokyo Art Theatre from July 18th.
Shinoda's smile was wonderful.
You said it yourself, didn't you?
I'm sorry.
Well, that's all for tonight.
Good night.
Oh, no! I've become "King" over there.
Now, this week's song is...
This energetic number that blows away the cold weather,
"Aitakatta"! (I Missed You)
By bicycle and electricity
The shirt I'm wearing right now is also frustrating (yatto kizuita hontou no kimi) I've finally realized who you\ Nreally are (yatto kizuita hontou no kimi)
Run! (hashire!)
Better than anyone! (dareyori mo taiyo ni)
(hashire!) Better than anyone! (dareyori mo taisetsu dakara)
(kono kimochi tsutaetakatta)
(suki naraba)
(suki da to iou)
(tomakassazu)
(tsunaru ni narou)
(suki naraba)
(suki da to iou)
(yes! ni ni ni!)
At a meeting held in Nagoya the other day by producer Akimoto, the project's foresight has finally been revealed!
I auditioned in this area of Nagoya and created "ske48" and "sakae48".
In Nagoya, the second "akb48" "ske48" will be launched!
This month, on the 15th, a Nagoya performance by a mixed team of teams "akb" will also be decided!
Before the release, "sake48"'s long-awaited new song "baby baby baby" will be released for the first time on TV!
It even looks like this inside!
New song will be released on June 13th!
It will start with i-mode only!
This program was brought to you by Kyornet and...
Look at me!
...sorano sponsors!
Next week...
That member is boldly surprised!